This started out as a oneshot…it evolved…

WARNING: CONTAINS YAOI/GAYNESS. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. DON'T KNOW WTF IT MEANS, YOU'RE A SHELTERED LAME ASS….thankyou

Chapter 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tsubaki blushed. "Ah, sorry guys." She ran out of the room. The demon weapon had walked in on Soul and BlackStar, making out on the couch! "Next time" said BlackStar, nuzzling Soul's chest,"lets meet up at your place, ok?" BlackStar had been soul's bf ever since there last mission. Flashback!

"This should keep you brats out of my way! Wolf, wolfs, wolf, wolfs…"Chanted free. Where the fuck is Maka?Yelled Soul." He's preparing another attack!""HELL YEA!" Screamed BlackStar, running into free, momentarily stopping his chant. Tsubaki changed into the enchanted sword mode as BlackStar charged again."SHIT!"Exclaimed free, using the cool move where a giant ice ball appears on his shackles. BlackStar jumped in the air, slicing it in half. Soul got out his cell phone and called Maka. "Where the fucking hell are you?" he yelled into the phone, dodging a block of ice."Sorry soul, but I can't make it today."She hung up. "Cant make it today? Can't make today? Who the hell is she fucking kidding here?" He screamed to the heavens.

Soul looked back to the battle, where Free had frozen Tsubaki, leaving BlackStar to fight on his own."NO ONE CAN DEFET A BIG A STAR AS MEEEEE!"Yelled BlackStar, jumping into the air. Soul ran at Free, trying to decapitate him. Free blocked the blade with his tail. Then he grabbed the back of souls sweater, throwing him into a snow bank. Distracted by his friend's flight, BlackStar took a punch to the chest, landing next to soul.

"Wolf, wolfs, wolf, wolfs." Free began chanting again. "Spatial Magic: Independent Cube! Key Crate!"Soul and BlackStar were trapped inside Frees magic box thingy!

Then Eruka came out of nowhere and says "You know, it's so cold here, you could've just frozen them in ice. It would've lasted longer and taken less energy." And thus, Free did one of his many GODDAMET SHIIIT! Rants on the nearest lamppost.

End Chapter 1

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