I present the rewrite of "Demonically Challenged" I would like to thank the fans of this story for wating. I hope ya'll arn't upset in the changes! I also set the time back a little, starting the story a little bit earlier in the events of Hellsing. Now, please enjoy...Oh and before I forget, all I own are my OCs!

Oh and slant means whats in the letter (You'll see)

Immortal life isn't a great as one would think. Sometimes it's painful, dealing with memories of the people you loved, now gone forever. Never to return. Sure it's nice sometimes. You can't be killed real easily, and you stay eternally beautiful. But what is the point if your dieing on the inside, wanting what you can't get back?

As I fly to my destination, my blond hair flapping in my face, those thoughts came to me. What was the point? Is there even one? I guess those are questions I shall never get the honor of a answer to. I mean, after 514 years of living, including my years before immortality, what was the point? The point of life. I've only found love once in all my years, and he's gone now.

I land somewhere close to my destination, a believe a park. My wings are tired from all the flying. As I walk, I notice all the odd glances I get. I look at my clothes and guess why, I'm in a red shirt that covers only one shoulder and is only just above my bellybutton, a green plad (Note- I hope I spelled that right) mini-skirt that is a bit longer than mid-theigh, and black combat boots. Oh, and it's 30 degrees in Germany.

Oh Germany, lovely country. Supplied us with a war, which lead to many sinners coming down to my home place, Hell. Hell acually isn't AS bad as people make it sound, sure it's hot and full of complete a*sholes. But there are SOME nice...demons. Oh, then theres my type, the scary looking ones who are acually softies. Saddly, theres no one else in Hell like that, especially not with my species of demon.

I wonder how much farther will this place be?

~Time Skip~

I flop down on the ground somewhere in the woods. I've walked from that park, through the city, I don't really care which city I was in, and now I'm in the woods. I honestly don't see how some humans, athletes I believe, do this for fun! It is simplely TOO. MUCH. WORK! Ugh, besides how I'm I gonna find a bli...oh look there, theres the blimp I have to find. Why is there a a blimp in the woods though...

As I fly on top of the blimp, I notice...a Nazi symbol? Isn't World War II over? Huh...oh well, maybe the owner is a collector of some sort. I land on a window on top of the blimp, inside I see many men in uniforms, hurrying down the hall. Are those Nazi uniforms? Odd... I wonder how I'm gonna get i-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

All I see before I black out is the sky, growing farther away...

Ow...I think I broke my wing... I get up with difficulty, and look up. I'm guessing I fell... thirty feet? No wonder. Eh, I'll get it fixed when I get back. I've got a mission to finish. I pull out a folder from my side bag, wonder whos the lucky person today.

Name-Otto Weber

Age- unknown, currently vampire.

Location-Germany

Description-Last seen with grey hair, balding, pale, lean.

Note- Destroy fast.

Well...that discription helps... theres probably like...tons of people with that same description! I walk down the hall, whos knows, maybe somebody would be dumb enough to help me find him.

"Hello Miss."

"AHH!" I whip around, ready to attack, when I see... a little boy in a Nazi uniform?

He reaches out a hand, "Sorry, did I skare you?"

Should I trust him? I stare long and hard at the hand he extened to me. Eh...what could possible happen? I took his hand and told him I was not scared, just suprised. He smiled and giggled a little. He looked down the hall to see glass all over the floor.

"Vat Happent zere?"

I looked back, "Um...well..."

"I knov you broke in here."

I rubbed my hand behind my head, "Hehe...well I kinda...fell."

He laughed. And laughed.

"Are you done?"

"Yes...(sigh) acually, I vas suppose to take you to mein leader."

"Ah..." He grabs my hand and leads me down the dark hallway. In time, we come to a room with a Nazi symbol, the leader's room? He opens the door and peaks his head in.

"*Major, brachte ich den Eindringling."

"*Eingeben." said a german accented man.

He opens the door and pulls me in. A fat man sits on a chair, behind him is some tall dude in a trench coat and a...odd looking man-stripper? The boy went up and sat next to the man's chair while two men grabed me and forced me to the ground. I was not happy with being held gun point.

"Hov dit you get in here?"

"I fell."

"Zen explain how you have no skratchs?"

I stared him in the eye and replied with a smirk," 'Cause, I'm awesome like that."

I heard the gun load, apparently sarcasum is not welcome...

"Do you vant to give another answer?"

I sighed," I am wounded."

"But vhere, you vere able to valk here and your holding yourself up with your arms?"

"Like I would tell you." I spat out venomously.

Both guns were pushed into my temples, a warning.

"One more smart remark, and I vill gife permission to blow your head off."

I looked him in the eye, challenging," Do it, I dare you."

The Darkness came after a deafing boom...

Traslations-

"Major, I brought the intruder."

"Enter."