Shizuo sat on his couch and started flipping threw the TV channels; he was exhausted from work…and from chasing Izaya all over Tokyo. He looked down at his cell phone which had suddenly started buzzing; he flipped it open to see it was a text message from an unknown number.

"Hello!" Shizuo shrugged at the text message and decided to answer it.

Tap, tap, tap

"Uh, hello…maybe you have the wrong number?"

Buzzzzzzzzz

"No Shizuo I have the right number."

Tap, tap, tap

"How'd you get my number and how do you know my name?"

Buzzzzzzzzz

"Oh well I saw you in the street the other day at Russian Sushi and I thought you were really cute. That informant guy told me your name and number." Shizuo grinded his teeth at the mention of Izaya.

Tap, tap, tap

"Well…what do you want?"

Buzzzzzzzzz

"Now no need to be rude Shizuo, I just really like you but I'm shy in person. I thought this was a better way for us to communicate."

Tap, tap, tap

"Well first can I at least know your name?"

Buzzzzzzzzz

"Izumi"

Tap, tap, tap

"You're a girl correct?"

Buzzzzzzzzz

"Yes I am, not as tall as you though…damn you're tall! I'm like a little shorter then that informant guy. Have you met him, his name is Izaya I think."

Tap, tap ,tap,

"Yea I know him." Shizuo used every bit of will power from crushing his cell phone in his hands.

Buzzzzzzzzz

"He seemed like a nice guy…but kind of creepy; are you guys' good friends?"

Tap, tap, tap

"No way in hell would I be friends with that guy, try not to get mixed up with him. He's just a low life bastard of a man who doesn't care about anyone but himself. "

Buzzzzzzzzz

"Ugh, gross now I hate him! What a little freak."

Tap, tap, tap

"That's Izaya for you, annoying little flea."

Buzzzzzzzzz

"Hahahahah you're funny Shizuo, I have to go now but I'll text you later ok?"

Tap, tap, tap

"Sure, bye!"Shizuo threw his phone back on the couch and sighed.

"Girls are so strange."

(Meanwhile)

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Izaya laughed as he spun around in his spinning chair.

"What's your problem…well other than usual stuff?" Namie asked looking up from her paper work and at her bastard of a boss.

"Shizuo actually thinks I'm a girl who likes him, he's so stupid. Hahahahah." Namie rolled her eyes and went back to her paper work.

"You talk about him so much; I'd think you love him or something." Izaya thought for a moment but then just shrugged it off.

"I'm gunna have some real fun with this! Mwahahaha!"

Author's Note: I hope this is not OCC anyway this is another storey that came in my head. I thought it was funny but all my friends thought I was crazy when I just started laughing randomly. Ah yea I am crazy! Anyway I hope you liked the first chapter, get ready for the next! Love you all!