I just couldn't stay away with these thank you notes. Oh well. I just love thank you notes (even though the idea is from Jimmy Fallon). Okay, here's the cast of Birth by Sleep and their thank you notes. *"Yay!" Ven yells* I own nothing, just a few ideas…
Thank You Notes: Terra
*Cues dramatic music from Bob. Terra turns and says, "Thanks Bob."
Bob nods his head silently*
"Thank you…Ventus (Ven),
For guilting me into giving you cake at two in the morning. The next morning, you stayed in the bathroom for hours and I had to use Aqua's bathroom…That was horrible…
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"Hey, you gave me the cake 'cause you didn't want Aqua to find out that you were eating a whole cake," Ven says.
"Shutty, Ven!" Terra yells.*
"Thank you….Aqua,
For pummeling me into oblivion when I you asked me if a pair of skinny jeans fit you. I said no and you began beating me in the head with your keyblade while screaming, 'YOU'RE LYING!'
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"But the way you said it was mean," Aqua whines.
"You nearly beat me to death!" Terra yells back.*
"Thank you…Master Eraqus,
For always giving such great quotes like, 'Fat meat is greasy.' I never got half of what you said sometimes…
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Vanitas,
For always performing 'no-look' passes whenever Masters Eraqus, Xehnanort, Aqua, Ven, me and you play basketball. You do realize that we're not in the NBA. Oh, and thanks for breaking my nose last week, you turd!
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Master Xehanort,
For….wearing jean short-shorts during the Keyblade Master and Apprentice picnic we had two months ago. You…inadvertently shown something that was not supposed to be seen and allowed it to 'sunbathe' while everyone screamed in horror. When Master Eraqus saw you, he had to cover you with a towel. Well, at I now know what I'm gonna do at your estranged daughter's wedding. Oh and thanks for killing my master and stealing my body, you turd!
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"It was scary, so, so scary," Ven cries, rocking back and forth.
"Well at least he wasn't running around naked," Aqua said.
Terra and Ven thought about it and began screaming.
"I can't get the image out!" Ven yelled, hitting himself in the head.
"Aqua, we're not friends anymore!" Terra said, crying as he imagined Master Xehanort…running naked at the picnic…*
"Thank you…Maleficent,
For pretty much hypnotizing me into doing unspeakable crimes. I hate you, you turd!
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Hades,
For pretty much setting me up in an attempt to kill me. What did I ever do to you?
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Zack,
For looking like me. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Olympus Coliseum,
For being the place where a crowd cheers but there's no crowd in the stands…Weird…
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…darkness in my heart,
For making me broody, moody and a lot like Cloud when I'm depressed.
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"Hey, you didn't meet Cloud yet! You broke the fourth wall!" Ven yelled.
"Ven! Shut up!" Terra yelled back*
"Thank you…dentist appointment I made in advance,
For meaning that in one year, five months and two days I will be canceling that dentist appointment.
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…jean shorts on guys,
For allowing Master Xehanort to wear you and scar all of us for life.
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"I'm gonna kill the person who invented those shorts on guys," Aqua mutters darkly.
Terra scoots away from Aqua and continues.*
"Thank you...my old cat named Tim,
For shredding my clothes whenever I didn't want to feed you 'cause you were too fat. Yeah, and you wonder why Master Eraqus and I took you to the 'farm'…
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…puppy that followed me around in Radiant Garden,
For peeing on my shoes when I wasn't looking at you and running away the instant I found out…
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…home gym that's covered with dust in the attic,
For being a monument to that one time when I weighed 380 lbs and wanted to lose weight.
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"Yeah, you was a fatty, fat, fat!" Ven laughs.
Terra glares and Ven stops.*
"Thank you…Father's Day cards,
For being one of the most useless things a guy can give his master/adopted dad. Master Eraqus usually just throws you away after he reads you.
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…the recycling bin in the kitchen,
Or as you're known around Land of Departure…"The blue garbage bin".
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Jack Daniels whiskey,
For being my comfort after I stole Princess Aurora's heart. Sadly, I lost you in the Lanes in Between…I miss you….
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"You drink while driving?" Aqua asked.
"Er, did I say Jack Daniels? I said, decaf coffee. Yeah, that's what I said," Terra says nervously"*
"Thank you…Mom and Dad I never knew,
For giving me the name Terra. I don't know why you did, but most thought I was a girl whenever I turned in essays at school
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…newborn Xehanort,
For turning me into a Heartless and a Nobody, thus breaking my body apart, being pummeled to oblivion by Aqua, dragged into the Realm of Darkness, having my Nobody and Heartless destroyed thus piecing my body back together. Yep, I'm gonna feel it when Master Xehanort's driven out. I'm gonna be so sore…
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Xehanort's Heartless,
For always annoying everyone by mentioning darkness EVERY…FIVE…FREAKIN'…SECONDS! Yeah, I heard every word, you turd!
Sincerely,
Terra, Keyblade Apprentice"
*Terra looks down and says, "This is my last thank you note."
"No! No!" Ven yells.
"I'll never let it end!" Aqua screams.
"Um, okay…" Terra says and continues.*
"Thank you…Xemnas,
For being the easiest to make jokes off of.
Sincerely,
Aqua, Ven, Kairi, Riku, Sora, Xion, Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, Zexion, Lexeaus, Vexen, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, me (the guy who's body you're using), KHInsider, IGN, Gamespot, Kingdom Hearts Wikia, Fanfiction, Deviantart, all other fansites , The Waterbender, joe333, the author and every character, fan and website that has devotion to the Kingdom Hearts series."
Those are Terra's thank you notes. Ideas for Ven are greatly appreciated.
-miano53