Well, this is my first one-shot/fanfiction ever; I really do hope you like it. It may not be the most original idea but I find the idea of Sakura calling Itachi gay hilarious.
Disclamer: I don't own Naruto and I never will
Panting with beads of sweat falling down her forehead she cursed. Hidden behind the large column she tried to remember just how she got herself into this situation. It was out of anger and stress, it wasn't her fault really-if that stupid captain of hers would have just kindly removed that stick that was lodged up his ass from an early age then, she concluded she really wouldn't be here. Controlling her breathing and making sure she was hiding her chakra, she felt defiance and determination grow inside her; after all she wasn't one of the most revered and sought medic nins in the world for nothing. She could handle this; she just needed to think of a strategy and fast.
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She heard him before she saw him, well shit. Jutting her chin she locked eyes with furious red, and for a moment she let fear overtake her. With both hands on either side of her head and is body oh so close to hers, there was no way to escape.
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"Sa-ku-ra," he purred. He just said her name so sinfully, it wasn't logically or morally correct really, that her captain make her feel the way she was feeling but when your ANBU Captain is Uchiha Itachi, it's amazing that she lasted for as long as she had. "What do you want Uchiha, you're clearly harassing a female, I thought we all concluded that you played for the other team," Sakura bite back. There it was the very reason as to why she was in the current situation. His eye twitched, she noted with glee, that was soon replaced with shock when she felt pressure on her lips. It took her a second to realize she was being kissed and another to realize she was being kissed, and so tenderly might she add, by Uchiha Itachi. It was after 5 second into the kiss-not that she was counting- that Itachi pulled back and whispered hotly into her ear- "Was that proof enough for you cherry blossom?" And with that he disappeared. She cursed and slammed her fist leaving a cracked wall. Damn that Uchiha how dare he get her all riled up and leave her here!
Dark eyes chuckled as they watched from a distance; he really did love it when she got angry.