STUPID BLOODY SODDING ANNOYING FERRET-BOY,

How DARE you go out with my sister! You, Prince of sodding Slytherin, enemy of

Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, go out with my SISTER! ARGHHH! I'm so angry I can't

even write properly!

You will pay for this, ferret!

Ron Going-to-kick-your-**-soon Weasley

Dear Weasley,

Oh, I'm so scared. Are you going tom make yourself puke slugs again? Nice try.

-Draco Malfoy