So, welcome to my series. The first drabble features Beck and Jade. Although it's very short, the next will be longer. Enjoy!

"Whatcha doin'?"

"I'm eating an elephant. What does it look like I'm doing?"

"It looks like your making a mess."

"It's called spring cleaning."

"My RV doesn't look any tidier."

"I never said I was cleaning your RV. I'm sorting out all my old clothes that I keep here and replacing them with new ones."

"Why are there scissors in your underwear drawer?"

"They're there for safe keeping. You know, in case anyone tries to steal them."

"Who would steal scissors?"

"... Some hobo who can't open his beef jerky."

"..."

"Hobo's like beef jerky!"

"How would you know?"

"It's a common fact."

"Right..."

"You are so rude."

"I just don't feel that you need to leave scissors in your underwear drawer!"

"I already told you, hobos might steal them if I don't."

"Oh yeah, hobos magically appear."

"They might break in."

"I have bulletproof windows."

"I can open your door with my foot."

"Only when I'm here and have it unlocked. I lock it when I go out."

"And that makes it safer?"

"Yeah!"

"... Whatever."

"Don't you whatever me, you thought of the hobos!"

"Fine. I won't put my scissors in my underwear drawer."

"Thank you."

"I'll leave them in my pajama drawer."

"Jaaaaaadddee."

I think it's fairly obvious who spoke when, but if it wasn't review and tell me. And if it was obvious, review anyway, please. Also, if you want, you can give me a prompt or/and a pairing and I'll create a oneshot. You know you want to.