A/N: A one shot collection of letters.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gakuen Alice, only the plot of the ideas of the so-called characters belong to me.

Summary: Gakuen Alice Characters write letters to Gakuen Alice Writers.

One: SM

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June 23, 2011

6:30 pm

Gakuen Alice Girls' Dormitory

Dear Writer,

Umm, Hi. This is Sakura Mikan, I don't think I have to describe myself anymore to you because—well, you've been writing stories about me and been describing my appearance and my personality for years. Honestly, I think you know me better than myself.

I wrote this letter because I want to clarify something. I have nothing against any of you, I swear. But I'd like to point out a few things I noticed when I read your fictions. (Yes I read them. Hotaru showed me this site two weeks ago and I found it—uh, intriguing, I guess.) Anyways, back to the reason why I wrote this. I wrote this letter because I want to point out and clarify something.

First, writers most of the time portray me as a stupid, naïve, ignorant girl. I mean, please, I know I suck at math, I know I have short-attention span but I am not the stupidest among all the stupidest! Please refrain from telling a story about me regarding wrong spellings or something grammar related. I will forgive you if you mock me about my math. But English or Japanese? I study, okay? I don't suck that much, even Mr. Bear knows that my IQ is average.

Second, most of the time I read stories about me being so clumsy or a klutz. I do not always fall on my bottom every now and then nor do I bump into Natsume face first and end up on top of him. You could ask him. You could ask anyone. I do not always trip, tumble, crash, head dive into something. Please, stop making me a klutz.

Third, Hotaru does not always shoot me with her baka-gun (BTW what a cute name for a gun!) whenever I act like an idiot or whatever. Hotaru only uses her inventions whenever I get to clingy and touchy. Hell, I always see myself getting hurt every time I would try to hug Hotaru, talk to Hotaru, hold Hotaru's hand. I mean, seriously I should get Subaru-nii to be my nurse twenty-four-seven then.

Fourth, Jinno sensei does not hate me. He just dislikes me, he has only electrocuted me once but after that he did not do that anymore. But he is still giving me a hard time whenever we have classes.

Lastly, Natsume. Okay, I would really appreciate it if you'd not say anything about this to him. That would be just too embarrassing, okay? See here, I have read some fictions—uh, well, uh, okay. You know, Natsume and I are together. Get it? Personally I like Natsume—I really do. I reckon he does too. He wouldn't climb a balcony and kiss me if he doesn't like me, right? Ehem—anyways. Yeah about Natsume and I, I've read some kissing scenes—and yeah. It was awkward. I can actually picture Natsume's face when he is reading those.

Ehem, okay. Umm, I really hope that you writers can be subtle about our kissing scenes. No need to be that graphic, you know, describing our tongues, saliva mixing up. I mean—I am only twelve for heaven's sake! When I actually read it I felt chills in my spine. I can't imagine kissing Natsume that way—but I guess he does since he is a hormonal perverted kid. Hmmm… Well, that's all I could point out right now. Do me a favor guys and follow my rules. I would really be eternally grateful if you would not ruin my image.

So, that's that. Thank you for reading this. I have to study again—Uncle Kazumi is seriously getting mad at me right now and—HEY OUCH!—uh, that was Mr. Bear, yeah, he's—OUCH! STOP IT!—beating me up, obviously. Something's never change. Bye! Thanks again!

P.S. I'll strive hard to learn how to kiss Natsume. Seriously, I know sooner or later he'll stick his tongue down my throat. I have to be prepared right?

Love Lots,

Mikan

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A/N: Guys, don't take this letter too seriously. We are entitled to our own plots and personality of characters. I wonder, If Mikan is only twelve why is she reading rated T stories? LOL. She is one naughty girl—I bet she's reading M too. How was it? Leave a review or PM me. Whose letter would you like to be in the next chapter anyways? I have nine more ideas in my mind. Please choose among: Natsume, Jinno, Narumi, Hotaru, Ruka, Koko, Sumire, Tsubasa and Misaki.

See you!