Stan is walking on the streets of south park, then he finds Kyle, who is eating pop corn. Stan think it's time to say a thing to him.

Stan: Hey Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Stan, what's up?
Stan: I have to confess something Kyle: What?
Stan: I'm loving.
Kyle: who?
Stan: ...

KENNY 33

Kyle: whoa, congratulations! Have you told him?
Stan: No. I will. Now.
Kyle: Go for it stanley!

As stan was going far away, Kyle was thinking how his friend was lucky, because kenny is gorgeous. and he knew Kenny liked him back. Kyle liked his friend stan, but as a friend and nothing else. And then eric appeared and he said he loved jewish daywalkers so they hafta stay together. they kiss and then they have buttsex.

**shotacon**shotacon**shotacon**shotacon*shotacon*

HA I FOOLED YOU, YOU TOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TOB BE A FIC ABOUT STYLE! I HATE SYLE MAN... AND I HATE EVERONE WHO SAYS THAT SOUTH PARK SHOULD BE A SHONEN AI ANIME A TRUE SOUTH PARK FAN LOVES SOUTH PARK FOR WHAT THEY ARE, BADLY ANIMATED KIDS. FRIENDSHIP DOES NOT EQUAL SECRET LOVERS.

and I didn't entirely fooled you, cuz this is a story about stan and kyle and has swear words:
Tits, cum, cunt, dick, meat, cock, boobs, asshole, shit, fuck

:3