Kendall Knight: Oh dear God, my mom got a Facebook.

Jo Taylor and 9 other people like this.

Logan Mitchell: HAHAHA.

James Diamond: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Carlos Garcia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Jen Knight: I'm not sure how to work this.

Jen Knight: Oh, I just commented? Let's try to do it again.

Jen Knight: Aha! I can!

Kendall Knight: MOM.

Jo Taylor and Jen Knight like this.

Kendall Knight: MOM. STOP.

Jen Knight: I don't appreciate your tone, young man.

Kendall Knight: We're on a computer! I don't have a tone!

Katie Knight likes this.


Jo Taylor: Just spent the day with my wonderful boyfriend Kendall Knight and I found out one of his special talents. ;)

Kendall Knight, Camille Roberts, and James Diamond like this.

Jen Knight: WHAT? Kendall Donald Knight, get your butt back to the apartment RIGHT NOW.

Jo Taylor: No, Mrs. Knight! It's not what it sounds like, I promise! I just found out that Kendall is a really good cook! He made a cake! I am not interested in him like that yet!

James Diamond: Oh, is that what kids are calling it nowadays? "Cooking."

Kendall Knight: I think I'm gonna die.

James Diamond: Yeahhhhh, Kendall! Get some, Eyebrows!

Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this.

Jen Knight: Get some what?

10 people like this.


Kendall Knight: I'm dead.

Jo Taylor: Dislike. :(

James Diamond: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


James Diamond: Ding, dong, the Wicked Witch is dead!

Kendall Knight: Thanks, buddy.


Kendall Knight: I hate my friends.

James Diamond: I love you too, bro!

Katie Knight: HAHAHA. Bromance, much?

18 people like this.

Kendall Knight: KATIE!


James Diamond: Katie Knight is just jealous because she wishes she had what me and Kendall Knight have.

8 people like this.

Katie Knight: Oh, yeah, because I'm totally jealous of your fantasies.

7 people like this.

Kendall Knight: DUDE. WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.

James Diamond: Don't deny. ;)

6 people like this.

Jen Knight: Is there something you boys aren't telling me?

17 people like this.

Kendall Knight: Kill me now.

Jen Knight: KENDALL DONALD KNIGHT. I will not have that sort of talk from you. You have a long and successful life ahead of you, and you WILL NOT cut it short.

Kendall Knight: MOM!


Jo Taylor Kendall Knight: I had no idea you were into James Diamond like that… :P

Jen Knight: No one expected it, dear.

Kendall Knight: I AM NOT INTO HIM LIKE THAT!

James Diamond: He's still trying to keep it a secret.

Katie Knight likes this.


Kendall Knight: I am going to kill James Diamond.

James Diamond: I'm looking forward to it, bro.

Carlos Garcia: Can I help? :P

Kendall Knight: Virtual fist-bump, Carlitos!

Carlos Garcia: YEAH!

Kendall Knight: Logan Mitchell, you in?

Logan Mitchell: Nah. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Camille Roberts: That's hot.

Logan Mitchell:

Jen Knight: If you do it, please do it outside. I don't want to have to clean bloodstains off of the floors.

Kendall Knight likes this.

Jen Knight: Sweetie! You liked one of my comments? That's so sweet!

Jo Taylor, Logan Mitchell, and 4 others like this.

Kendall Knight: Sigh…


James Diamond: I'm hiding from Kendall Knight and Carlos Garcia in our swirly-slide.

Logan Mitchell: Idiot.

9 people like this.


Jo Taylor: I think I just heard a little girl scream.

Kendall Knight, Logan Mitchell, and Carlos Garcia like this.

Camille Roberts: I thought it was one of those high-frequency things!

Kendall Knight, Logan Mitchell, Jo Taylor, and 1 other like this.


James Diamond: I have never felt so violated.

Logan Mitchell: They only broke your comb…

5 people like this.


Jen Knight Kendall Knight: Kendall, I expect you to apologize to James.

James Diamond likes this.

Kendall Knight:


James Diamond: That was the sweetest, most heartfelt apology I have ever heard from Kendall Knight.

Jen Knight: I'm glad he said sorry!

Kendall Knight: I hate you so much, James.


Kendall Knight: Moral of the story? Never let your mother get a Facebook.

12 people like this.


Brooke Diamond: Just got a Facebook!

23 people like this.

James Diamond: Oh, no.


Author's Note: Hahaha. This was fun to write. So, yeah. You know the drill. REVIEW! (: