Chu: Okay guys, I know I'm supposed to be working on Tormentor, Protector, Lover and everything but you have NO IDEA how much I wanted to write this!

Mo: Chu and I were chatting and were thinking about the possibility of America having a big freak out because of the whole "Rapture" thing.

Chu: Yep! So I just HAD to write and post this. SO, it's a three-shot Hetalia fic and guys, seriously THIS IS NOTHING BUT CRACK! If I offend anyone, then I'm sorry but this was written purely out of humor…it just happens to be well written because it's me.

Demi: Chu is particular about how much detail she puts into things…especially fics like this one.

Chu: Shut up and do the disclaimer!

Demi: Fiiiine. Chu does not own any of the Hetalia characters or the Rapture theory.

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America was late.

America was twenty minutes late as a matter of fact and the later it got, the more pissed off England was becoming. His eyebrows twitched so violently that they looked as if they just might fall off; there was even a vein popping in his forehead! 'Bloody hell….where IS that idiot, Flying Mint Bunny?' He thought to his cute little animal companion. He knew the moronic nation wasn't the King of Punctuality, but BLOODY HELL, this was bad even for him!

Ten more minutes past and even the other nations were getting a bit irritated with the absentee. England couldn't take this anymore and slammed his fist on the table. "IN THE NAME OF QUEEN ELIZABETH, WHERE IS THAT IDIOT!" He shouted angrily, the others staring at him in surprise. "Does anyone know!" He asked irritably, and turned to glare at his lifelong nemesis. "FRANCE! Do you have something to do with this, you irritating frog!"

Flamboyant as the rising sun, France gave a dramatic hair flip and scoffed at England. "Hon hon hon, I have nothing to do with the disappearance of your precious America, Angle Terre! I would not touch the boy!" He responded while looking him in the eye. England deflated a little and turned to the other nations. "Has anyone else seen him?"

"Ve~ He hasn't been to my house."

"I haven't seen him since the last meeting. Aiyaaaaa, he owes me so much money, aru!"

"Why would I want to see that blunderhead outside the meeting?"

"He hasn't been to my house lately."

All of the other nations also answered negatively to seeing the hyper nation and England finally, reluctantly, turned to Russia. "…Russia….you haven't seen America, have you?" He asked, thinking to himself. 'Please don't say yes, please don't say yes, please don't say yes!'

The large nation said nothing and simply gave that cheerful, yet disturbing smile of his that made the other nations shudder. Lithuanian, wanting to help, spoke up. "I-I haven't seen Mr. America at Mr. Russia's h-house….." He said quietly and then shivered when he noticed Russia's aura suddenly flare up behind him. "N-N-Nevermind…" He said quickly and cowered in his seat.

England gave a loud sigh and frowned. "Then where the bloody hell is he! If that git doesn't arrive soon, I'm going to-" He started to say, but was interrupted when doors burst open and the object of his irritation suddenly dashed in, doing a fine imitation of a chicken without its head.

"OMIGOSHOMIGOSH I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!"

The nations stared wide-eyed at the panicky America until England smacked him across the face. "Calm down, you fool! You aren't making any sense! And where the hell have you been!"

America looked dazed for a moment, before England finally came into focus. "OH MY GOD, ENGLAND! CHECK THIS, I WAS WALKING AROUND BEING MY HERO SELF AND GOING TO ALL THE BUGER JOINTS WHEN THIS GUY STOPPED ME AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT THIS THING CALLED "THE RAPTURE," America started shouting about ten times past his usual decibel level. "WHEN I GOT HOME, I LOOKED IT UP ONLINE AND ALL THESE THINGS ABOUT HOW WE'RE GOING TO FLY UP INTO THE SKY NAKED AND THERE'S GONNA BE EARTHQUAKES, AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF!" He shouted and the stopped to catch his breath, staring wide-eyed at a confused England.

Looking around at the other nations, England noticed that they all looked as confused as he did. Shaking his head, he turned back to America with a scowl on his face. "What the bloody hell are you talking about? None of that made any sense!" He said, immediately regretting it when America grabbed him by the shoulders and began to shake him. "Did you NOT understand me! THE. WORLD. IS. GOING. TO. END!" He screamed in England's face, emphasizing each word with a violent shake.

Almost all at once, the silent nations, with the exception of Russia and England, all erupted into shouts of how stupid America was being. Even the always sleepy Greece woke up from his nap to see what the big commotion was about.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Germany shouted after the uproar had gone on for about ten minutes. All of them immediately silenced themselves and the irritated German turned to look at America. "I'm sure there's a….mostly reasonable answer for America's speculation." He said, waiting as the others turned their eyes on America.

The spazzed out blonde nodded rapidly and then finally let go of England. "There is! This….Harold Something dude said so! He said the really good people are going to fly up into the sky and everyone else is going to stay on earth and suffer!" He said, his eyes almost bugging out of their sockets. England gave a frustrated sigh and then covered his face. 'I'm assuming this guy is American…most likely why America himself believes it…' He thought to himself and then decided to play along for a moment. "And when exactly is this supposed to happen, America?"

America nodded again and got closer to his "brother". "It's supposed to happen on May 21st! At six o'clock!" He said with a deep frown on his face. Italy immediately gave a frightened shriek and latched onto Germany's arm. "Veee~ Germany, that means we only have a week to live! I'm so scared!" He shouted as the German tried in vain to shove him away.

"Italy calm down! America's just getting into another one of his insane Apocalypse theories. Remember when he "predicted" Y2K?" He asked and the other nations had to murmur an agreement. America had predicted the world's end almost as much as he proclaimed himself a hero.

The four-eyed nation gave a huff and then crossed his arms defiantly. "THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE! And If this is just an insane Apocalypse theory, then why is it that I know it's gonna happen by time zones!" He shouted and then swiftly pointed at Japan. "That means HE is the first to go!" He shouted, making the timid nation shake in confusion and fear. "W-What? Mr. America, that's a rude thing to say…" He said quietly as the blonde nation shrugged. "Sorry Japan. I know we're homies and all, but that's the truth! I'm sorry you had to find out this way." He said, patting the speechless Asian on the shoulder.

Turning to an annoyed England, he gave him his stupid grin and poked his cheek. "Don't worry bro! You're not disappearing until after France!"

"Excusez-moi!"

Turning to the angered French nation, America gave him a casual shrug. "Hey, like I said, that's the truth!"

Germany sighed and stood up with a still panicky Italy hanging off his arm, letting out frightened "Ve's". "Alright, America this has gone on far enough! We've wasted precious time in today's meeting because of your foolishness; now let's get on with it!" He said with a nod, finalizing what he said.

America threw his hands up in the air in frustration and turned to Germany "We don't have the time for the meeting! We have to use this week and the next to prepare ourselves for the end! Or at least, I'm going to! I gotta stock up on hamburgers and anything else I might need!" He shouted and then rushed out the door.

Everyone stared at the open door silently until Greece took a look around and spoke up sleepily. "…..Does that mean that the meeting is over…?"

Germany gave a sigh and covered his eyes with his hand. "We can't have the meeting without America present, so to answer your question, yes. The meeting is over; but we're meeting up next week. NO ONE forget!" He said, eyeing them sternly.

The intimidated nations all nodded and then scattered to leave the conference room, leaving Germany alone with both Italy and England who seemed frozen to the spot. "Mein Gott, Italy! Stop whining like a scared little girl and let go of me!" He shouted and then finally succeeded in shoving the Italian away. Turning to England, he raised an eyebrow and cleared his throat to get his attention. "I'd appreciate it if you could talk America out of this madness. It's impossible for him to want to listen to anyone but you." The German said sharply, snapping the Brit out of his trance.

"That isn't true! The git would listen to you too, so why won't you do it!" He asked, watching the German sling Italy over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "I'd knock what little sense he had back into his head if I didn't have to calm this one down." He said, jerking his head to the petrified Italian on his shoulder.

England gave a defeated sigh and then nodded. "Alright, I'll try but I'm not making any promises." He said with a grim look on his face. Germany gave him a swift nod and then left the room with Italy screaming into his ear.

Rolling his eyes, England moved to follow him. 'Definitely not promising that the idiot will listen to me, but whatever helps prevent another one of these stupid Y2K incidents…' He thought to himself, shutting the door behind him.

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Chu: Haaah. And that's the first chapter peeps.

Demi: ….I hear you two talk about this anime frequently, but I never knew America was so stupid.

Mo: Yeah, he is a bit….well thick-headed.

Chu: His personality makes up for it though! Okay guys, R&R! And if you haven't read my LoZ fic, Tormentor, Protector, Lover then check it out! Kay! And remember; this one is just CRACK!