5 Ways to annoy Link/Green

tell him Princess Zelda and Midna are dating each other

tease him about Vio and Shadow being gay with each other

do number 2 and then say something about Red and Blue Being together

Tell him Vio and Shadow did each other in the fire temple as celebration

Say he's 3/4ths gay.

5 ways to annoy Blue

tell him You're dating Red

Tell him that he sucks literally

Do just about anything

Play truth or dare with everyone then dare blue to kiss Red

exist

5 ways to annoy Vio

Tell him you broke the dark mirror

Sing "I'm pretty, and witty and gay"

Say Shadow wants to meet him in an hour then kidnap Shadow.

call him 'bookworm'

Randomly kiss Shadow in front of him

5 ways to annoy Shadow

Ask him why his eyes are so pretty in a very childish voice

Claim you did Vio last night

Say Vio has a nice ass and too bad he'll never get it like you did

point at him when he's in shadow form, cross your eyes and say "Pweety I gotsta touch it" and then slowly move forward

give him a huge hug then kiss Vio

5 ways to annoy Red

Say Blue likes you better

say he cooks like crap

Make Blue kiss him in public

tell him Blue's waiting for him upstairs and that he's drunk

flirt with Blue then glare at him

Vio's inside scoop: 5 ways to annoy Shadow

randomly stalk him

look directly into his eyes and say that there's something in his hair

tell him Green tried to kiss you

grab him in the middle of the day saying it's important then tell him "hi" then leave giggling

Tie him to the bed at 1 in the morning. Come back at 10 pm to untie him

Shadow's scoop: 5 ways I annoy Vio

kiss him in the middle of the night continually (while he's awake) then leave him horny

hide in his shadow all day then scare him when he's alone reading

force him to wear a dress

tease him abut the dress

let Red sit in you're lap while he's watching (sometimes a little jealousy is good for you)