a/n: honestly i only write things like these when i can't write for something more important – for instance, my 10K right now.

can i just go through life writing stupid 1K one-shots and short drabbles? i'm never going to finish anything at this rate!

disclaimer: j.k. rowling ©


"Tell me!"

"Sirius, I said no!"

"Tell meeee."

"Good Lord, you're almost as persistent as your best friend – now I know why you two like each other so much."

"But Lily…"

"But Sirius…"

"Tellmetellmetellmetellme."

"No."

"Hmph. I'm not talking to you."

"Fine with me."

"Hmph."

"Sirius, if you're not going to talk to me, you shouldn't make noises, either. I am trying to study, you know."

"Now I'm thinking you're glad I'm not talking to you…"

"Oh, no, what gave you that idea? I'm clearly dying over here."

"Okay, now you're just mocking me."

"Mocking you? Why on Earth would I do that?"

"Oh shut up, Evans."

"Gladly."

"Wait – Evans – you haven't told me yet!"

"Sirius, it's none of your business!"

"It's none of my business whether or not you're in love with my best friend?"

"Quiet down!"

"LILY EVANS AND J –"

"Oh, for heaven's sake, Sirius, I'll tell you!"

"YAY!"

"You are so immature."

"Am not, Evans."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not – wait, what were we talking about?"

"Er, I don't remember."

"…are you lying to me?"

"…no."

"Oh, right, we were talking about your love for Prongs!"

"…fuck."


a/n: Sirius-Lily happen to be my favourite friendship in the whole HP fandom. I love them as friends, so i thought i'd do something for them.

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