1. No mistletoe. Period.

2. Robin's explosives do not make good tree ornaments.

3. It isn't appropriate to photoshop a Santa hat on Batman and stick it up all over the mountain.

4. No, Wally, you can't tie people up with Christmas lights.

5. Fruitcake is a banned substance. Just… no. Not unless you want the kitchen to explode. Again.

6. Save the cookies are for Santa and Santa only.

7. You are not allowed to hitch the team up to a sleigh.

8. Just because his middle name is Rudoplh does not mean it's okay to tease Wally.

9. "Wally, the red-haired idiot ~!"

10. I hate you, Artemis.

11. Dragging Artemis to go caroling is a terrible idea.

12. I thought it was hilarious.

13. Robin, she was replacing lyrics with curse words and innuendos.

14. … What's your point?

15. There were kids listening!

16. At least she harmonized with me, unlike the rest of you.

17. It's generally not advised to open gifts when mentors are present—particularly if the gift is from Robin.

18. Or Wally.

19. Contrary to popular belief, Artemis does not want cupcake-scented shampoo.

20. Using super speed to put up decorations is going to end badly, so don't do it.

21. No, Robin does not appreciate being put in a pear tree nor the references to this occasion.

22. Chinese food does not make for a solid Christmas dinner.

23. Do not protest if M'gann insists on getting in line to sit on Santa's lap.

24. Don't remove Santa's "beard" in front of the kids, unless you want to get kicked out of the mall. For the third time.

25. He had it coming, all right?

... just realized how uni-cultural I was in writing these. Heh. Whoops. ._.

Anyway. Regardless of what you do or do not celebrate, I wish you all a wonderful season and a happy New Year. :D (and to anyone who, like me, still has exams to deal with, I wish you the best of luck!)