Ouran's Fantastic Host Club

Haruhi sighed again. Tamaki had become quite annoying in the past 10 minutes and he was starting to get on her nerves.

"Come now Haruhi my dear daughter! We have some serious business to take care of!" Tamaki shouted, his violet eyes shining with determination and excitement.

Haruhi glared at him, her brown eyes alight with fiery anger. "Deciding on what cosplay to wear tomorrow does not count as serious business sempai. I actually don't want to cosplay tomorrow. Can't we have a day where we dress normal?"

Tamaki gasped and stared at Haruhi in horror. His eyes widened at his statement and now looked like big violet orbs of shock. "But that ruins all the fun. Besides, all the guests love it when we cosplay. It's part of the job of a host to entertain the guests. If the guests aren't pleased, then we fail at the job of being members of the elite host club." He turned around and continued. His excitement returned and his eyes changed back to the normal size with more excitement than usual. "We can't let that happen! We must entertain and please the guests no matter what the cost!" He turned back to see if Haruhi understood what he was saying only to find her already packing up her things ready to leave.

"Are you done now sempai? I want to go home soon so I can go to the supermarket before dinner and still have time to cook and do my homework." She didn't pay attention to a single word Tamaki had just said.

Tamaki cried out in despair at Haruhi not paying attention to what he said and ran off to his corner. "Why Haruhi? Why did you ignore me? I was telling you a very important life lesson!"

"Did you say something Tono?" the twins said as they walked in. They looked at him in his emo corner and said, "Did Haruhi say something wrong? Way to go Haruhi!" They said it all in unison.

"I didn't say anything. I just didn't pay attention to his rant and he thinks it was a life lesson. So once he realized I ignored him, he ran off to his corner… Sempai stop growing those mushrooms. The janitors will get mad at the club for having mushrooms in the corner. I won't get in trouble just because you decided to grow mushrooms for no real reason."

Kirimi Nekozawa popped in at that point. She ran over to Tamaki. He popped up and offered her a rose. "Why hello Princess Kirimi. Are you looking for your brother?"

"Is he in here?"

"No. But we can help you find him."

"Kirimi!"

"Big brother!" Kirimi ran out of the room and into the arms of Nekozawa. "The princely type was sitting in a corner depressed!"

"He does that a lot!" Haruhi called out to Kirimi to let her know it was fine and a regular occurrence.

"I blame those 2 devils for it!" he pointed at the twins and they just smirked.

"Why would you blame us? We don't do anything. It's your fault that all those strange things happen between you and Haruhi."

"It is not! You devils plan everything and then make me look like a fool!"

"We don't plan anything it just happens because of you."

"Are you blaming me?"

"We're just telling the truth."

"No you aren't! It all happens because of your plans. Unless… Did you forget your fake fight earlier this year?"

"That wasn't completely planned out and it did nothing to make you look like an idiot. You do that yourself."

"I'm going home now." Haruhi turned around and left. The only ones that noticed were Nekozawa and Kirimi. They decided to leave too and followed her out.

"And furthermore! You are always sexually harassing her!"

"No we aren't. You're the one that always does that. You were laying on top of her in her apartment after all. And if her dad hadn't come home when he did, there's no telling what you would've done to her!"

"I tripped and fell!"

"Yeah right! Like we would believe such an obvious lie."

"It's the truth!"

"And you wanted to see her in the swimsuit at the beach more than anyone else!"

"You two were the ones sexually harassing her about it!"

"We were not!"

"Yes you were!"

"Will you quit arguing? You're giving me a headache," Kyoya said irritated as he walked past them on his way to leave. They ignored him, as expected.

"Well you're always touching her!" the twins shouted at Tamaki.

"A hug is perfectly acceptable!"

"Not when you hug her the way you do. Too much contact."

"It's just a hug! Isn't that right Ha-," Tamaki turned around to look at Haruhi when he realized that she wasn't there. "Where did my dear daughter go?" Tamaki asked all depressed. He then rounded on the twins. "What did you do to her?" he shouted at them.

"Nothing. We were arguing with you the whole time."

"Then where did she go?"

"She probably went home Tama-chan!" Hunni said. Mori nodded his head and grunted in agreement.

"But she never said goodbye," Tamaki said in a depressed tone. Then he turned and left to go home.

END

(A/N… Soooooooo this is my first fanfic. Please be kind and review. They can be mean reviews. As long as you review I will be ecstatic. So please review! And if you do Thank you! And if you have any ideas for a fic that you want me to write please let me know in your review and I will try to write that. Wow this is a longer author's note than I expected. I do not own Ouran or it's characters. I do however own the situation in this story. Anyways have a great day!)