Warning: The ficlet below is complete and utter crack, and not meant to be taken seriously. Characters are completely OOC. Read at your own discretion.

Disclaimer: I do not own LSK. Yu Wo does.

"How is it my fault that they all fainted?"

"You could have told them the news more gently, Grisia."

"All I did was burst in wearing a wedding dress and tell them that we were engaged!"

"Only thing you did?"

"Shut up and kiss me, Lesus."

"…"

"Hey guys-What the hell are you doing!"

"Strawberry! Nice to see you! I forgot to tell you, Lesus and I are getting married! Strawberry? Strawberry?"

"I think he's fainted too, Grisia."

"Geez! Everyone's so sensitive these days! It not like we've been having (censored)!"

"But we hav-"

"Hi Roland!"

"…"

"Why are you wearing a wedding dress?"

"We're getting married."

"…"

"What he said! Hey, you're the first not to faint!"

"He's a death knight; I don't think it's possible for him to faint."

"Oh."

"Is it even legal for you two to get married?"

"If it's not, I'll make it legal! Or we could just elope. What do you think, Lesus?"

"I would prefer not to elope."

"Threatening people to change laws it is, then!"

"…"

"What? Hey Roland, get a bucket of water and dump it on the pope and the haoly Knights on the floor, would you?"

"Sure"

"Ugg, Why am I wet?"

"I had a nightmare that Sun burst through the roof in a wedding dress and proposed to the Judgment Knight!"

"Me too! It was so scary!"

"Why exactly are we on the floor?"

"HOW MEAN OF YOU NOT TO INVITE PINK TO YOUR WEDDING! PINK WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU!

"Holy God of Light! Pink? How did you get here? How did you find out about our wedding in the first place?"

"Why the hell are you in a wedding dress, Sun?"

"Pink, he just proposed 2 hours ago. We haven't even begun the guest list yet."

"Oh! Blaze! You're awake! Lesus and I are just getting married, see?

"Oh. But Pink had better be invited."

"Hey, guys? They fainted again."

"Oh! Ignore them, Roland."

"How the chaos god did you find out that we were engaged? Have you been stalking me?"

"Nooo…"

"Really."

"Nooo! Meanie Sun! Give me back my lollipop! Fine! I was stalking you!

"Stop, or I'll have you arrested."

"So?"

"and blacklist you from every candy and toy shop in the city."

"I'll stop! I'll stop!"

"It's against a knight's code of honour to bully a little girl, you know."

"Since when have I been a proper knight?"

"Point taken."

"Your dress is not pretty enough for a wedding. Pink must get Sun a new one!"

"What? Wait! Where are you dragging me off too? Nooo! Help! Hellllpppppp Meeeeeee!"

"Don't struggle, Sun. It's for the best!"

"Nooooooooooooooooooo!"

"So. Since everyone else fainted and Grisia was dragged off by pink, what do you want to do?"

"Spar?"

"Sure."

"Oh, I think they're waking up."

"Whatever. Let's just go."

"Okay."

"I have the feeling that something incredibly disturbing just happened."

"You know, let's just pretend that never happened."

"Okay."

^_^ ~Fin~ ^_^