Yuki: I don't know what to say about this chapter….it seems really complicated…and stuff. Especially about the pairings…and stuff. Man, why is this story so complicated~? =3=

Yumi: Alright, now, regarding the "rules and reminders" explained in chapter 5….please follow them.

Yuki: I know there are mistakes, so I replaced it with another one with more understandable ones. So please follow them, even if they seem like rants to you. Oh and a reminder,I changed the rules there. Starting now, I can't allow M-rated scenes. NO. Just…please, don't dare them because don't you think it's too inappropriate for a dare chapter? And if you really want a lemon scene written by me then you have to bribe me somehow~~

Yumi: Now, we have a special guest in here! It's our cousin, Ms. Ega! She's here as a guest hostess!

Ega: Hello everyone! I'll do my best in this chapter!

Yumi/Yuki: Clap, everyone, clap! *claps*

Invisible audience: *claps*

Yuki: OH AND A WARNING. I'm a hard KaiLen shipper you see and seems like in this chapter many reviewers shipped the same pairing (major thankies to those who amused me so much w/ KaiLen dares) so…KAILEN IS PRESENT AT THE WHOLE CHAPTER~~ be careful at reading, KaiLen/yaoi haters. Or you could bail the fic, just don't bash me. OHHH AND OUR DEAREST VOCALOID LADIES + PIKO ARE YAOI SHIPPERS AS I AM~! BAIL THE FIC IF YOU MUST!

Yumi: Yup yup! Be careful of YURI, SPICE BOYS AND GIRLS and some PEROPERO (licking)as well! Now Ega-chan, the disclaimer~~!

Ega: None of us owns the vocaloids, translations of songs and all other stuff!

Ahhh yes…..Everyone is at their rooms. From every room, you can hear beautiful, angelic voices singing their hearts out while playing their favorite video game in peace. Though….the Kagamine twins are an exception to that…

Rin: YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME AT MARIO KART! NEEEEEEVAAAAAARRRRRR!

Len: WHOEVER SAID I CAN'T? IMMA MAKE MY REVOLUTION!

Rin: PREPARE FOR YOUR DAMN DEMISE!

Len: I WILL SOOOOOOO CROSS THAT DAMN FINISH LINE FIRST!

Rin: EAT YOUR DAMN WORDS KAGAMINE! I SHALL CROSS THAT FIRST! NO ONE BEATS ME AT MARIO KART!

Everyone can hear the Kagamines' voices from their rooms. The twins get very competitive at Mario Kart. They want to prove to the other who is the better twin that can drive, though they put that in Mario Kart since the road roller is only for fun and revenge, never for competitions. Unless they want to kill each other….

Ega: So…they sure enjoy Mario Kart…

Yumi: Yeah…..hey, should we call them now?

Yuki: Sure, go ahead.

Yumi: *grabs a microphone* Attention Vocaloids, please report to the room right next to the grand hall. The door's color is peach. We shall have our next session now. Thank you! P.S. to the Kagamines, please don't leave that Wii open unless you want that to overheat. Thank you.

Yuki: Alright, now let's head to that room.

Yumi: M'kay. I just hope the twins won't be bickering again about Mario Kart…

Ega: They bicker about Mario Kart?

Yumi: From time to time….but it's been happening recently ever since Rin found the video game room…

Ega: Oh...

~A moment later~

Yuki: Good, everyone is here! Rin, Len, did you turn off the wii?

Rin/Len: Yeah~~

Yumi: Good, now we shall start with the session!

Yuki: First up is from Shiro Hiraga

Rika: Waah! A fellow Filipino! Hello there!

Akagi: Pfft, you keep saying you're Filipino, how about you prove it?

Sora: You are one as well, just like me and Rika. Besides, haven't we proven that before? Just watch.

Rika: *suddenly speaks Filipino* Ah, magandang umaga/tanghali/hapon/gabi kung nasaan man kayo! Kamusta ka naman, Yuki? Hehe, saan ka sa atin? Kami ng ate kong si Sora ay taga-Pampanga. Kamusta naman diyan, kasi narinig namin yung nangyaring baha diyan. Nandito kami sa malayo, sa Gitnang Silangan kaya na-miss na namin ang Pilipinas. Maligayang Pasko at Masaganang Bagong Taon nga pala!

Akagi: *shocked*

Sora: What she said was, "Ah, good morning/afternoon/evening/night wherever you are! How are you, Yuki? Hehe, where do you live in the Philippines? My sister Sora and I hail from Pampanga. How are you doing there, because we have heard of the flash flood there. We are here far away in the Middle East, hence why we miss Philippines. By the way, Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!" or something like that.

Rika: *back to English* Aww, sorry if I sound like such a stalker, but I really miss Philippines now! And it's great to see fellow Filipino Fan Fiction writers around! So, on with our questions!

1. Miku, was there a time when everyone teamed up for one goal against you? Tell us of what happened.

2. Rin, when did you receive your first road roller?

3. Len, was there a time when fan girls or any of your comrades did not try to tease/assault/rape you and you felt that something was totally off?

4. Kaito and Meiko, was there a time when you two actually got along, like, no one got hurt?

5. To everyone else, who is your favorite Vocaloid or UTAUloid (besides yourself, that is) and why?

Akagi: That's it, I guess. Dares... um... I dare everyone to act mature and composed like Luka for the rest of the chapter.

Sora: Oh, also, no one has to fight for three chapters!

All: Thanks for responding!

Rika: Here, um, it may not be much, but we're sending over a little box that never runs out of your favorite things. Anything, like food or phones or anything can come out. Just don't abuse it too much, otherwise it will stop giving out things. Okay, bye bye!

Rika, Akagi and Sora entered the room with no name. Yes, with no name. After all, it was a simple, large room with a Vocaloid wallpaper with a white desk and a white bed…..

Rika: Waaah! A fellow Filipino! Hello there!

Akagi: Pfft, you keep saying you're Filipino, how about you prove it?

Sora: You are one as well, just like me and Rika. Besides, haven't we proven that before? Just watch.

Rika: *suddenly speaks Filipino* Ah, magandang umaga/tanghali/hapon/gabi kung nasaan man kayo! Kamusta ka naman, Yuki? Hehe, saan ka sa atin? Kami ng ate kong si Sora ay taga-Pampanga. Kamusta naman diyan, kasi narinig namin yung nangyaring baha diyan. Nandito kami sa malayo, sa Gitnang Silangan kaya na-miss na namin ang Pilipinas. Maligayang Pasko at Masaganang Bagong Taon nga pala!

Akagi: *shocked*

Sora: What she said was, "Ah, good morning/afternoon/evening/night wherever you are! How are you, Yuki? Hehe, where do you live in the Philippines? My sister Sora and I hail from Pampanga. How are you doing there, because we have heard of the flash flood there. We are here far away in the Middle East, hence why we miss Philippines. By the way, Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!" or something like that.

Yuki/Yumi: *shocked with mouths agaped*

Vocaloids/Ega: *thumbs up* Thanks for the English Translation!

Rin: We understand English, we don't know Filipino. AT ALL

Vocaloids: *nods*

Yuki: Someone pinch me. Someone finally revealed their nationality….!

Yumi: *pinches Yuki*

Yuki: Ouch! Okay, we're not dreaming. Soooo~~~ pasensya na ha~ sa sobrang gulat namin ni Yumi, hindi na namin kayo nabati ng maayos~

Yumi: I shall be doing the English translation for the sake of the Vocaloids, Ega and other readers. "Sorry~ because of our shock, we didn't get to greet you properly~"

Yuki: Thanks Yumi-chan. Alright….*ahem* Magandang umaga/hapon/gabi o kung anoman ang oras niyo diyan~! Hehe~ Ah, maayos naman, kahit sobrang pagod na ako sa mga gala. Nakatira ako sa Manila. Wow…Pampanga~ siguro magaling kayo magluto no? Pasample naman ng luto oh~ lolz hindi, joke lang iyon. Ayaw ko naman maging sagabal…. Okay naman ang lahat ng tao sa Luzon pero kabaligtaran iyon sa Visayas at Mindanao. Ang Bagyong Sendong ay tumama sa Visayas at Mindanao. Maraming namatay, nasugatan o natabunan ng lupa dahil sa landslide. Kawawa rin nagyon ang Visayas, nagkaroon rin ng 6.9 intensity earthquake doon. Naapektohan rin ang ilang bahagi ng Mindanao…..Ipagdasal na lang natin an gating mga kababayan…..

Rika/Sora: *frowns* …..Ang sama naman ang nangyari diyan…..

Yuki: Oo nga eh. Buti na lang at yung bagong pangulo ay meron na ginagawa tungkol sa mga nawasak at namatay dahil sa kalamidad…*ahem* May their souls rest in peace. RIP…

Vocaloids/Ega: ...? We don't know what's happening but…condolence…

Yuki: *ahem* Alright, so…. Ehhh…nasa Middle East pala kayo. Maganda rin diyan sa Middle East! Maganda rin sana kung nasa Pilipinas kayo sa Pasko…..oh well. Nakalipas na kasi eh…. Belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year sa inyo~

Yumi: *chuckles* What's that? Tag-lish? A mix of Filipino and English? Rika-senpai has better Filipino grammar than you, and she and Sora-senpai lives at the Middle East while you're at your own country!

Yuki: Shut up, no one's perfect. It's not my fault that Tag-lish is officially made into a legalized language in my own mind and vocabulary.

Yumi: Actually, it is.

Yuki: Whatever!

Yumi: Now, for the sake of the Vocaloids, Ega and the readers who don't understand Filipino, I shall translate Yuki's blabbering earlier. "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening or whatever is the time there! Hehe~ I'm fine, even though I'm exhausted from all the galas. I live in Manila. Wow~ Pampanga~ I bet you're good at cooking, right? Give me a sample of your cooking! Lolz no, that was a joke. I don't want to bother you. Everyone at Luzon is fine, however, people at Visayas and Mindanao are the exact opposite. Typhoon Sendong hit Mindanao and some parts at Visayas. Many people died, got injured and buried alive because of the landslide. Poor Visayas…an earthquake of 6.9 intensity happened there. Few places in Mindanao were also affected. Let's just pray for our fellow citizens

Sora: I guess I shall translate what Rika and I said as well…"What a tragedy that happened there."

Yumi: And what Yuki said…"Yeah. Good thing that the new president is already doing something about those things that collapsed and those who died." And the Vocaloids said condolence on which we are all very grateful for then Yuki's next line.."Ehhh so you guys are at the Middle East….It's also beautiful there at the Middle East! It would be also good if you spent Christmas at Philippines though….Oh well. It has passed. Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too~"

Rika: *back to English* Aww, sorry if I sound like such a stalker, but I really miss Philippines now! And it's great to see fellow Filipino Fan Fiction writers around!

Yuki/Yumi: It's really cool to see Filipino writers around, seriously! I wish we will encounter more Filipino FF writers around here~~ either lurking at the shadows or lurking around in FF as the "anon who reviews".

Rika: So, on with our questions! Alright~~ Miku, was there a time when everyone teamed up for one goal against you? Tell us of what happened.

Miku: *sighs* I think it all just happened a few weeks ago…..

~Flashback~

"Phew~~ Getting together a banana and an ice cream is hard work!" Miku said to herself as she plopped down on the soft sofa. Miku thought of yesterday…..then earlier this morning…..then this lunch time….. then one hour ago.

"Let's see…yesterday morning, I stole Gakupo-nii's hair products and make up…then sneaked inside Len-kun's room and gave him a makeup session. Though I think I made his makeup like a clown's makeup. Then I stole Rin-chan's clothes then forced them on Len….then I stole Kaito's ice cream and dripped it all over Len…then I stole Luka-chan's tuna from the refrigerator then cooked it for their dinner then I was faced by super angry vocaloids mentioned….earlier I stole Meiko-nee's sake then made Kaito and Len drunk to make them do "it" but got hit by a sake bottle instead. Then earlier, I stole the roadroller keys then ran over a guy who tried to flirt with Len while he was being a little uke lover to Kaito-nii…"

Miku smiled happily, recalling the funny yet somehow scary reactions she saw from her family members. The most amusing reaction would have to be on Len. He acts so shota, so tsundere with that cute blush on his face then his anger dies down when Kaito talks to him.

"Ahhhh~~ so yaoi~~~"

~STOP~

Everyone: Why'd you stop?

Miku: Wait, give me a moment to recall what happened…..Oh yeah! And what happened next was….

~Continuation of Flashback~

Miku stood up. She went to the kitchen then touched a plain wall. She pushed it. Suddenly, a piece of the wall moved automatically,giving way for the tealette. She went through that hole. What she saw shocked her boots out of her….

"OH CRAP WHERE ARE MY DAMN LEEKS?"

That secret room that was filled with leeks was now plain and empty. The smell of leek is still lingering around the room. Miku ran to her bedroom, maybe the leeks still were there because of some reason! After slamming her turquoise door, she immediately checked below her bed. She checked inside her closet, her bookshelf, her desks….then she went to the mirror with a nearby table where she places her makeup kit.

"FIRST MY LEEKS, THEN MY MAKEUP. WHAT'S NEXT?"

Suddenly, she heard laughter. Laughter that sounded so evil and devious, it sent shivers through her spine. Knowing the familiar high pitched laugh, she immediately ran out.

"OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP RIN-CHAN STOOOOOOOOP!"

"Ohohohoho! Saa, Hizamazuki nasai!"

*SPLAT*

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Ohohohoho! Now, I have avenged myself and my dearest Josephine!"

"Innovator!"

"JOSEPHINE IS HER FIRST AND FINAL NAME ALLEN!"

Len sighed then walked away from her twin who was still doing her famous laugh. He caught sight of a teal-haired girl, kneeling on the ground with her eyes in a daze and her clothes decorated with chopped and flattened leeks. Len poked her cheek. Seeing Miku stayed still, he smirked.

"You deserve something heavier than that Miku-nee, you're lucky that everyone's at their merciful mood today." Len said grimly as he walked away from the dazed teen.

~End of Flashback~

Everyone: ….

Ega: SO COOL!

Miku: It was the most horrible thing ever!

Rika: By the way…not all vocaloids participated…..

Luka/Kaito: We were the ones who planned it. We also took a picture of her priceless face then posted it on the internet…..

Akagi: …..Hardcore.

Rika:Yeah….Rin, when did you receive your first roadroller?

Rin: I believe I was six when I stole the road roller with Len….

Rika: Okay~~ Len, was there a time when fan girls or any of your comrades did not try to tease/assault/rape you and you felt that something was totally off?

Len: Yeah…there was one time last year…I was playing video games in my room. Kaito-nii asked me if I want to go to the groceries with him and do stupid things at somewhere else…So we went to the grocery…..bought things…played at the park….usually, I'd hear fangirls and fanboys squeal and say obscene things behind my back. Surprisingly, I heard none. None I tell you! So I told Kaito about it at the end of day the day then he said….

Kaito: That was because Rin was stalking us that time. She threw evil glares at everyone so they all kept quiet.

Len: Right…so I went to Rin's room and thanked her for the moment of peace she gave me, even though she stalked us.

Rin: Anything for mah bro! Anything for yaoi!

Ega: What a nice sis!

Rika: … Kaito and Meiko, was there a time when you two actually got along, like, no one got hurt?

Meiko: Yeah…..those are the moments when I'm not yet drunk.

Kaito: Meiko is pretty nice, as long as she is not drunk.

Rika: Okay…good to hear that you guys don't always fight. Now, for everyone else, who is your favorite Vocaloid or UTAUloid, besides yourself, that is and why?

Miku: Hmmm...I can't pick! It's either Luka-nee, Rin-chan, Meiko-nee or Len-kun...but I love everyone in our family!

Rin: It's obviously Len. He's my dearest yet like I said somehow annoying twin brother!

Len: Likewise to Rin. Only that she is very annoying, mean and loves to bully me….but I still love her.

Rin: D'aaawwwww~~~ *giggles*

Len: *blushes* Is it bad to love a dear one?

Rin: No~ I just thought you were so damn cute! *glomps Len*

Len: *blushes* Girls….

Luka: So…it's Gakupo…

Everyone: ANSWER THE WHY QUESTION LUKA-CHAN!

Luka: *blushes* Didn't I say I like him already?

Everyone: AAAAWWWW~~~

Luka: *tsundere blush* Why are you guys "awww" -ing about? I only like him as a dear yet somehow really disturbing friend!

Gakupo: Somehow disturbing...?

Kaito: I know how you feel, brother!

Gakupo: ...I pick Luka, of course. I chose her because she is my number princess in the entire world.

Miku: *cough stole that line from moi cough*

Everyone else: AWWWWW~~~

Meiko: Haku! That girl's my best friend! But I can't let my own counterpart slide, even though that dude is a total airhead.

Kaito: Well…like Miku, I can't pick anyone. I don't have favoritism. But if you would say closest then that would either Meiko, my counterpart and practically my older sister, or Len, my little bro and best friend.

Rin: Hmm...*smirk* So you really did include Lenny-chan part of your favorites, huh~?

Kaito: Well...closest!

Rin: I STILL SENSE YAOI! *fangirl squeal*

Len: I have to admit, Kaito-nii is my best friend and big bro. You can say he's one of my favorites as well...*looks away*

Rin: *evil smirk* I like where this is going.

Yumi: Just wait, you're gonna die of nosebleed later *snaps a pic of Len*

Rin: Good omen is good *smirks*

Len: *shivers* Bad omen is bad!

Ega: *shivers* So true, Len. I don't like where this is going too…..

Rika: Al….right…

Akagi: That's it, I guess. Dares... um... I dare everyone to act mature and composed like Luka for the rest of the chapter.

Sora: Oh, also, no one has to fight for three chapters!

Vocaloids: That isn't hard to do but what if we need to fight because of a dare?

Sora: Good question. …Take up to acting I guess?

Vocaloids: Okay then!

Sora/Akagi/Rika: Thanks for responding!

Rika: Here, um, it may not be much, but we're sending over a little box that never runs out of your favorite things. Anything, like food or phones or anything can come out. Just don't abuse it too much, otherwise it will stop giving out things. Okay, bye bye!

Vocaloids: Thank you very much!

Rika/Akagi/Sora: Well, that's all of it. See you all next time!

Akagi, Sora and Rika all went out of the dare base.

Vocaloid: Now…about the boxes. *open their boxes then does an epic bad poker face*…This is too awesome for words…*catches the items that popped out of the box*

Luka: How I wish we weren't dared to not spazz for the day. I need to spazz. NOW.

Vocaloid: You just had to be that calm and composed.

Luka: I'm not always composed. Anyway, the next set of dares please.

Yuki: Okay…. Next is from DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows:

Kukuku. KukukukukukuKUKUKUKUKUKUKU-cough. Damn it.

Anyway, since I'm probably gonna be a regular now, I'd like all of you to meet...Crazy!Dorothy! Woo! Clap everybody, CLAP. *claps for herself*

Also, MALIGAYANG PASKO SA IYONG LAHAAAAAAAAAAT! (trans: Merry Christmas to you all~) Woo hoo, presents!

Now since I'm a GOOD (*shouts at the sky* DID YOU HEAR THAT, SANTA? GOOD! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!) Filipino, I'll give all of you your fresh, new, GIANT, straight from the masters and infinity and beyond *strikes a pose and winks*...CHARACTER ITEMS! Two crates each everybody! *clears throat* I mean, TWENTY TWO CRATES EACH!

Now, while you eat, I eat too. Luckily for me, I bought food for myself! *pulls out green plastic bag with Filipino treats and grins* Oh, and Yuki and Yumi, *turns to them* I researched your favorite foods so guys won't feel left out!

(*shouts at the sky again* DID YA SEE THAT, SANTIE? DID YA? DID YA? I'M A DAMN GOOD GIRL SO YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY DAMN GOOD PRESENTS! YA GOT THAT? Good.)

*clears throat* Now, LET'S EAT!

...

*shaking with anticipation* 'Hmm, I gonna bet they can see electricity sparks with all this energy coming from me. Oh well!' *claps hands* OI! If all of you are finished, come on! I got some questions to ask! 'And maybe dares to give too...' *evil smirk*

Let's start with a group question! Alright, why'd you guys pick your character colors? Any flashbacks or special history? Let's watch 'em through a video!

Now, Meiko; LET ME HUG YOU. *leans in and hugs tighter* Gods, your breasts are so squishy! *pulls away slightly and looks up* Oh wait, that sounds wrong.

*shrugs and leans back in* Ah well. Don't care.

*breaks away* Okay, uh...'Shit! I don't have any idea what to ask!' er...so, uh...how'd you and BaKaito there meet and becomes friends? *laughs nervously* Ehehe...he...

'You're stupid.' 'I know, inner voice. I know that fact well.'

Miku: How was becoming a ghost? What'd it feel like? Also, DARE: Cut. Your. Hair. Short. Like Meiko. *grins evilly* Don't worry, I'll stay back until the show ends to grow it back with MAGIC! *brandishes wand* It's Dragon Heartstring and Oak wood! 7 1/2 inches long! *grins*

'Che. I dare you to ask the boys how long their "wands" are.' 'Inner voice, I'm getting the feeling we're going to be very good friends.' 'I know. I know everything.'

This one's for the boys then! How long are YOUR "wands"? Hm? Or rather, how SHORT are they? *smirks*

*looks like a thought struck her* *turns to Yuki and Yumi* By the way, where did your famed Lie Detector go? You should use it on them. *gestures to Len, Gakupo, and Kaito* Oh, and can I help?

*faces Luka* Okay, girl, spill it, anything to say about Tako Luka? Wait, actually, where did Tako Luka COME FROM? Is it secretly you? An alter-ego? Or is it an octopus just experimented on to LOOK LIKE YOU?

Ah! Could you mind bringing the little critter here? I think she needs to sing "Tako Luka Fever" for me. *smiles slightly*

*turns to Gakupo and Kaito* *evil glint in eyes* Alrighty then, what do you BOTH feel when you see Len acting adorably? EXPLAIN IN DETAIL. But first, drink this! *hands them both a glass of "water" and grins brightly*

('Bahaha, Inner Voice, great idea!' 'Yep, spiking their drinks with Veritaserum/Truth Serum was a great idea. Even for me.' 'Is it okay if at the feast, I spiked all the food in Truth Serum?' 'Ah. That makes things even better!')

*hi-fives Rin* Awesome! I almost filled your yaoi tanks! You get a pass for absolutely no reason at all! Yay!

Len, you're last. Why? They DO say, "Save the best for last." No questions. Here's your dare.

First, change into the most revealing dress you can find. Second, put on some light make up. Third, wear high heels. Fourth, let down your hair, oh Rapunzel! /shot. /comes back to life somehow. Fifth, parade around the town for half an hour in that attire. Let's see how many perverts are in this town...

'You're forgetting something...' 'What is it, Inner Voice?' 'You don't want your fave shota boy to die of rape, right?' 'Oh!'

*snaps fingers* *checks if Len is still in the dressing room* *whispers to the rest* All you guys gotta follow him, alright? Make sure he doesn't die. Take pictures. Send them to me. All that. Alright? Issues of payment are the fanservice Len does.

*clears throat* Oh, and have you guys watched this yet? It's just so totally awesome, I think I cried a bit. Here's the link: h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = Z S I V 5 r 1 o y Q w

*brightens up a bit* Anyway, that's the end! I haven't found that many funny quotes, but here are some, from fanfics this time!

Meiko: "KAITO, YOU FUCKIN' BLUE HEADED ASS! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO LEN-KUN?" -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

""I wanna take a showerrrrrrr." "Either way, Gaku-nii, you still stink."" -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

Kaito's thoughts: "What am I saying? I'm such a pervert! A pedophile! But I'm only a few years older- BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! HE. IS. A. BOY." -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

"Len woke up to a bad morning. Why bad morning? Rin had burst noisily into his room, yelling "WAKE UP, YOU TWO LAZY LOVEBIRDS!" and continously hitting a frying pan with a spatula, full force. It was then that our dear shota snapped back into reality. 'Lovebirds? What is this crazy woman sayi- AAAHHH!'" -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

Kaito: "OH MY GOD! WHAT DOES LEN-KUN THINK OF ME NOW?"

Meiko: "A DAMN PEDOPHILE, THAT'S WHAT!"

Kaito: "B-BUT! I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY WE WERE IN THAT POSITION!"

Meiko: "YOU CLOSET PERVERT!" -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

""Did somebody fart?" Gakupo exclaimed. "Gaku-nii, that's probably your own breath." Rin said, laughing." -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

Rin: "I guess it is. Let the most talented, most beautiful, and most feminine win!"

Len: "I think I've already won, then." -SPICE!

"Kaito was under [Len's] spell again, and all the terror in his mind washed away as he stared into his mysterious blue eyes.

'Wiiiiitch', Kaito's mind repeated." -SPICE!

"'Way to be a total jerk, Kaito!' He mentally berated himself, 'You just hurt the girl you were originally planning to date because you kissed her brother. You sir, are an asshat.'" -SPICE!

Len: "Feeling's mutual, now go away and menstruate somewhere else!" -SPICE!

"Kaito decided that the leek juice was some living entity, and therefore, he should not drink it." -SPICE!

Rin: "Kagamine, wipe that smirk off your face before I do it for you. You know perfectly well whose fault is that I didn't get a wink of sleep last night."

Len: "Ne, Rin...are you PMSing by any chance?"

Rin: "You really think you're being funny right now, don't you? Why are you still here?"

Len: "We have the same class, Rin-chan." -Spice!

"There were times when Len would find himself wondering whether his Manager was suffering from brain damage." -(summary) Not What It Seems

"The only thing Kaito wanted is for the ones whom he loves to be happy. So why did HE have to appear and royally screw EVERYTHING UP?" -(summary) FML

Dorothy went inside the room discreetly. A small creak was heard. It made Yuki turned her back to the slightly open door, only to reveal a young girl coughing.

Dorothy: Kukuku. KukukukukukuKUKUKUKUKUKUKU *cough* Damn it.

Vocaloid: *sweatdrop* 'How did she get in here?' Err…..Hello Dorothy-san, you okay?

Dorothy: Don't worry, I'm okay~ Anyway, since I'm probably gonna be a regular now, I'd like all of you to meet...Crazy!Dorothy! Woo! Clap everybody, CLAP. *claps for herself*

Vocaloids: *sweatdrops then claps*

Dorothy: Also, MALIGAYANG PASKO SA IYONG LAHAAAAAAAAAAT! The translation is "Merry Christmas to you all~" Woo hoo, presents! Too bad that this message was late but WHO CARES~?

Vocaloids: Belated Merry Christmas~

Dorothy: Now since I'm a GOOD *shouts at the sky "DID YOU HEAR THAT, SANTA? GOOD! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"* Filipino, I'll give all of you your fresh, new, GIANT, straight from the masters and infinity and beyond *strikes a pose and winks*...CHARACTER ITEMS! Two crates each everybody! *clears throat* I mean, TWENTY TWO CRATES EACH!

Vocaloid: *sparkling eyes then wide grins* Thank you very much!

Luka: This reminds me that we should've done the same reaction earlier….

Vocaloids: Good point…Oh well! *receives the twenty-two crates*

Dorothy: Now, while you eat, I eat too. Luckily for me, I bought food for myself! *pulls out green plastic bag with Filipino treats and grins*

Yuki/Yumi: *neko ears pops out* …..

Ega: …?

Dorothy: *grins* Oh, and Yuki and Yumi, *turns to them* I researched your favorite foods so you guys won't feel left out!

Yuki/Yumi: Nyaaah! *grabs the food* Thanks a lot Dorothy-san~~

Dorothy: *shouts at the sky again* DID YA SEE THAT, SANTIE? DID YA? DID YA? I'M A DAMN GOOD GIRL SO YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY DAMN GOOD PRESENTS! YA GOT THAT? Good. *clears throat* Now, LET'S EAT!

Vocaloids: *happily eats their character items*

Dorothy: *eats her favorite food*

Yuki: *grabs a bananacue* Now I need a leche flan with that buko shake that they sell next to my school then I would be contented.

Yumi: *munching on an "ube"* I think there's one in here…oh look, mango juice!

Ega: *drool falls*

Yuki: Ega-chan, do you want to try some? They're really good!

Ega: Thanks! *grabs a leche flan with a magical spoon* ….A spoon? Is this another authoress magic?

Yuki: *giggles* No, it's reviewer magic. They control anything they have in possession and puts "magic" in them.

Yumi: That's why dares happen, because of reviewer magic! But of course, authoress and hostess magic puts more effect into it.

Ega: Cool!

~One eating session later~

Dorothy: *shaking with anticipation* 'Hmm, I gonna bet they can see electricity sparks with all this energy coming from me. Oh well!' *claps hands* OI! If all of you are finished, come on! I got some questions to ask! 'And maybe dares to give too...' *evil smirk*

Vocaloids: *gulps but then nods*

Dorothy: Let's start with a group question! Alright, why'd you guys pick your character colors? Any flashbacks or special history? Let's watch 'em through a video!

Vocaloids: There isn't any special history from it. Our character colors are derived from the colors of our hair, then the outfits from the instrument or form we're supposed to present. All in all, we're not the ones who picked it but our various masters. Also, there's no possible to video to present…you want us to show you a birth video?

Yuki: *goes to the emo corner* I don't know anything about those things…

Yumi/Ega: …

Dorothy: Oh no, that's okay. Now, Meiko, LET ME HUG YOU.

Meiko: Go ahead. *hugged by Dorothy*

Dorothy: *leans in and hugs tighter* Gods, your breasts are so squishy! *pulls away slightly and looks up* Oh wait, that sounds wrong.

Meiko: …..It doesn't really matter. You're a girl too.

Dorothy: *shrugs and leans back in* Ah well. Don't care. *breaks away* Okay, uh... 'Shit! I don't have any idea what to ask!' Er...so, uh...how'd you and BaKaito there meet and becomes friends? *laughs nervously* Ehehe...he...

~Somewhere deep inside Dorothy's mind~

Inner Voice: You're stupid.

Dorothy: I know, inner voice. I know that fact well.

~Back to reality~

Meiko: How? Well, I am only two years older than him…when I was two, Kaito was brought in…. I don't know how we exactly met, I was only a baby after all…..I do remember on how we interacted when we were 5…playing around like Rin and Len.

Dorothy: Heh~~ Okay. Hey Miku, how was becoming a ghost? What'd it feel like?

Miku: It was pretty neat. I felt so cool and I even scared Rin-chan~~

Rin: Tch *looks away* I was only surprised….

Miku: The bad thing is that I felt ignored. No one can see me after all…..

Dorothy: Now Miku, DARE. Cut. Your. Hair. Short. Like Meiko. *grins evilly*

Miku: *dramatic gasp then holds hair possessively*

Luka: *sighs* I know how you feel Miku-chan. That's how I would act like too….

Dorothy: Don't worry, I'll stay back until the show ends to grow it back with MAGIC! *brandishes wand* It's Dragon Heartstring and Oak wood! 7 1/2 inches long! *grins*

Miku: Is that really effective?

Dorothy: Of course it is!

Miku: *sniff* Fine…can I at least have someone to cut it for me?

Dorothy: It is tough to cut hair by yourself….fine.

Miku: *glances at Luka*

Luka: *grabs many barber scissors* I'll be happy to, Miku.

Miku: …..Thanks. 'Why did I see a yellow glint there somehow?'

~One hair cutting session later~

Miku: *sniff* My dearest hair…*sniff sniff*

Dorothy: Relax Miku, it's gonna come back soon enough.

~Somewhere deep inside Dorothy's head~

Inner Voice: Che. I dare you to ask the boys how long their "wands" are.

Dorothy: Inner voice, I'm getting the feeling we're going to be very good friends.

Inner Voice: I know. I know everything.

~Back to reality~

Dorothy: This one's for the boys then! How long are YOUR "wands"? Hm? Or rather, how SHORT are they? *smirks*

Kaito/Len/Gakupo: *giku!* ….

Ega: What are "wands"?

Yuki/Yumi: ...Errr...How do we put it in a gentle way...

Yumi: Err...it's a precious thing that only boys possess. It can only be found at the center...

Yuki: Though, it's not the heart but...well...lower. Yeah...lower.

Dorothy: *looks like a thought struck her then turns to Yuki and Yumi* By the way, where did your famed Lie Detector go? You should use it on them. *gestures to Len, Gakupo, and Kaito*

Yuki/Yumi: …..Where did it go?

Yuki: *snaps her fingers* Oh yeah, I remember. It's at that dirty basement where I sat on last time…

Yumi: Why there anyway?

Yuki: *shrugs* It's our only basement…. I don't clean that thing, I'm too lazy.

Yumi: …..Oh well….. *poofs the lie detector machine that slaps a person when he lies* Luckily, this thing was covered with a cloth.

Dorothy: Oh, and can I help?

Yumi: *hands her the remote* Here's the lie detector's remote. Mostly used for resetting or for making pranks. *winks*

Dorothy: Neat! *glances to the boys then smirks* Now boys…

VanaN'Ice: *gulps*

Kaito/Len: *stares at Gaku*

Gakupo: Why are you staring at me?

Kaito/Len: Go first. You're the brave one who's always proud about his physical looks…..

Gakupo: That only happens when we have our VanaN'Ice gear, well guess what? The project is ending with the release of the last album.

Yuki/Yumi/VanaN'Ice fans: NOOO PLEASE DON'T END THE FREAKING PROJECT!ADSFGGGHJKL!

VanaN'Ice: *sweatdrop* Sorry girls, but that's how life goes. Don't worry, we won't stop singing. We'll just stop the project…..

Yuki/Yumi/VanaN'Ice fans: NOOOOOOOO DON'T F*CKING STOP THE PROJECT QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL!

(Yuki: I heard that Natsu-P is ending the project with the release of the Last Color album. Only that she promised us three songs form the album that has a PV. I heard it from VO XD. As much as I want to not believe, Natsu already declared it...I wish she'll change her mind though DX)

Yuki: *stops screaming then calms every fangirls down* All of us can weep later, but we need your answers! Gakupo, since you are the most mature vocal out of all of them, go first!

Gakupo: Damn!

Kaito/Len: Oh yeah! *hi five*

Gakupo: Fuq….argh, fine, 8 inches, okay!

Everyone: …

Dorothy noticed that green light suddenly glowed from the remote.

"Does that mean he's telling the truth?"

"Yup." Yumi said as she whistled.

Dorothy: Well, Kaito?

Kaito: *blushes* 6 inches….

The remote glowed green.

"Good, you guys are honest….now." Dorothy smirked slyly then looked at the tsundere shota beside her.

"Well, Len?"

Len blushed. His eyes rolled and he kept averting his gaze everywhere. For a moment, he stared at Kaito, then at Rin, then at his shoes.

"We're waiting, Len-kun" she once again smirked. Len sighed in defeat.

"Fine, 5 inches!" Len was suddenly slapped by the lie detector.

"Fine! 4 because of my append upgrade!"

Rin: *snickers* I never knew that you would have the guts to tell the truth, Lenny.

Len: *glares* Just wait, someone will also ask your cup size, Rinny.

Rin: I don't care. If anyone has the guts to do so then he has dug his own grave.

Suddenly, an imaginary rain cloud appeared over their heads. There was lightning and it was also raining. All the vocaloids can do is stay quiet….but not the reviewer.

Dorothy: Forget about the little karma thing! More you fight about it, more things would happen.

Yumi: Yeah, and don't forget, you guys are dared not to fight anyone!

Len: We're not fighting. We are just implying our own opinions in a calmer way and presented it as an advice and not an insult.

Rin: *nods* It's exactly what Len said.

Dorothy: …

Vocaloids: …..

Yuki/Yumi/Ega: *claps loudly* Errr Dorothy-senpai, may we proceed to your next question?

Dorothy: Oh yeah, right. *faces Luka* Okay, girl, spill it, anything to say about Tako Luka? Wait, actually, where did Tako Luka COME FROM? Is it secretly you? An alter-ego? Or is it an octopus just experimented on to LOOK LIKE YOU?

Luka: Tako Luka was created by an artist that imagined my hair as octopus arms. She's my personal mascot and she has her own voice. We sound alike, only that she's higher. Also, that little critter is my dear pet.

Dorothy: Ah! Could you mind bringing the little critter here? I think she needs to sing "Tako Luka Fever" for me. *smiles slightly*

Luka: Okay *whistles* Tako-chan! Come to Luka.

Tako Luka suddenly dropped from a vent on the ceiling then landed on spot on Luka's head.

Luka: She gets really hyper once she eats some tuna. Now Tako-chan, sing "Tako Luka Tuna Fever" for Dorothy-san.

The room suddenly dims. A spotlight was pointed at the octopus. Calm and serene music played. She took a deep breath then sang about the thing she loves most…

Tuna.

(Yuki: Ehehe…sorry…I couldn't find the lyrics for this one DX)

~After singing~

Dorothy: She sounds so cute and adorable~

Luka: *winks* That's her charm!

Tako Luka: *jumps off of Luka's head then walks away*

Everyone: *waves goodbye to the little critter*

Dorothy: *turns to Gakupo and Kaito with evil glint in eyes* Alrighty then, what do you BOTH feel when you see Len acting adorably? EXPLAIN IN DETAIL. But first, drink this! *hands them both a glass of "water" and grins brightly*

Gakupo/Kaito: *happily accepts "water" then drinks it*

~Somewhere deep inside Dorothy's brain~

Dorothy: Bahaha, Inner Voice, great idea!

Inner Voice: Yep, spiking their drinks with Veritaserum/Truth Serum was a great idea. Even for me.

Dorothy: Is it okay if at the feast, I spiked all the food in Truth Serum?

Inner Voice: Ah. That makes things even better!

~Back to reality~

Dorothy: *smirks then evilly laughs*

Everyone: …

Dorothy: Well? What do you guys think? EXPLAIN IN DETAIL~~~~

Gakupo: Len-kyun is really cute, especially when he's in those shota projects! You don't know how many times Kaito and I teased him. Seeing him blush is really cute! The color of his face is like Luka's hair! *chuckles* I really know why a lot of people has their eyes on the poor blond. And I think that he is too shota to be become a man...even in his append, to be honest.

Len: *vein pop* Eh?

Rin: Uh oh...*hides smirk*

Len: Gaku-nii...you were my friend!

Gakupo: ...Did I say that out loud?

Kaito: Run, Gakupo! You're going to be killed by a shota butt! Ahahaha!

Len: *another vein pop* What did you say?

Rin: *stifles laughter* Oh my...! Gakupo-nii and Kaito-nii are hilarious when they speak their mind!

Miku: pfffff- Shota butt.

Len: ...*preventing himself from strangling his big brothers*

Luka: Let us just proceed with the next one, please.

Dorothy: Alright. *evil smirk* KAITO-KUN~? IN DETAIL~~~

Kaito: Len-kyun? ...When he's acting adorable? ….I think he looks really beautiful. He's pretty and he has that innocent aura. It's like everything about him seduces me….

Len: *glares with a blush* I DO NOT seduce.

Kaito: Yeah….also, sorry to Rin-chan but there are a lot of times when I say Len is cuter than his twin….

Rin: *snickers* I don't mind that since I know that you are completely in love with my brother. It's natural for you to say that.

Kaito: I just find him really attractive! Besides, don't think that I only like your brother's looks because I like his personality too! His personality made me like him, not his looks!

Rin: What type of like?

Kaito: …..Well, I don't know!

Rin: *smirk then eye roll* I just hate it when a seme doesn't admit that he likes the uke. It's so annoying.

Miku: I'm not pretty sure if I agree with that….Rin-chan…..

Yumi: KaiMi fans will find another meaning to what Miku said…

Ega: *smirks* I know I did….. *faints*

Yuki: Yup! Though I completely agree with Rin. So Dorothy-senpai, what do you think of Kaito's answer?

Dorothy: Not really what I expected…..I thought it would be something more…..mature.

Girls: ….*light bulb then evil smiles*

Kaito: ….Dem girls imagining something I won't like..!

Dorothy: *smirks then hi-fives Rin* Awesome! I almost filled your yaoi tanks! You get a pass for absolutely no reason at all! Yay!

Rin: *hi five* Hurry for fujoshis~ *whistles a fujoshi theme song* By the way, your dare to Kaito pleased me *smirks* I wish it'll be this way in the next session, full of KaiLen.

Dorothy: *chuckles then smirks* Glad to be of service, Rin. Now….*evil smirk once again* Len, you're last. Why? They DO say, "Save the best for last." No questions. Here's your dare.

Len: *gulps* I have a bad feeling about this…..

Dorothy: First, change into the most revealing dress you can find. Second, put on some light make up. Third, wear high heels. Fourth, let down your hair, oh Rapunzel! *shot, comes back to life somehow* Fifth, parade around the town for half an hour in that attire. Let's see how many perverts are in this town...

Len: Eeeeehhhhh? But that's too embarrassing and risky….

Dorothy: A Lifetime supply of bananas are in stake if you don't do this!

Len: *facepalm* Ugh, fine. *stomps to the dressing room*

Dorothy: That was easy.

~Somewhere deep inside Dorothy's mind~

Inner Voice: You're forgetting something...

Dorothy: What is it, Inner Voice?

Inner Voice: You don't want your fave shota boy to die of rape, right?

Dorothy: Oh!

~Back to reality~

Dorothy: *snaps fingers and checks if Len is still in the dressing room then whispers to the rest* All you guys gotta follow him, alright? Make sure he doesn't die. Take pictures. Send them to me. All that. Alright? Issues of payment are the fanservice Len does.

Ega: That was evil to take a picture of a person while he was being chased by a guy.. But, hey. What can I do?

Yumi: *snickers*

Yuki: But evil reviews are fun to read~ Well, read.

Vocaloids: We'll take that deal!

Rin: After all, I need to protect my dear twin from getting to danger.

Everyone stopped talking then looked at the young male who swung the door open. Len walked towards the vocaloids with his eyes closed and his little fists clenched.

Kaito: ALRIGHT THAT IS BADASS. *slapped*

Yumi: The truth serum is still in effect! And so is your calm and composed dare!

Our blond shota was currently wearing something that would be like from his band….at least a very simple style of his usual clothes at VanaN'Ice…To be exact…..

Leather boots that reached up to his knees. A red miniskirt with a black chainbelt. A red tube top that ended at his navel. A leather jacket, a black choker necklace and very light makeup that was consisted of a simple pink blush with pink lip gloss. His golden hair let down, the left side clipped with two black bobby pins and a black ribbon. All in all, he looks like Rin's darker image.

Yuki: So….if Miku Zatsune is Miku's darker and sexier version then today's Len should be Rin's sexier-

Rin: No need to say it Yuki.

Yuki: Sorry.

Dorothy: *insert shota fangirl squeal here* LEN-KYUN YOU'RE SOOO CUTE~~

Ega: Poor Len…

Kaito: HE'S SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT. *slapped harder*

Miku: Lol what happened to Kaito-nii?

Dorothy: Well~ That little "drink" I gave to Kaito has an effect on him. It should last for an hour.

Yuki: Kaito loves to spazz in his head…which is against his dare…..Yumi! Take the robot and slap him harder!

Yumi: Another Kaito abuse eh? *evil smirk* This robot ain't only be the one slappin' ya…

Kaito: …..FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ega: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KAITOOOO!

(Yumi: The authoress is addicted to 9gag. If you guys see a familiar a familiar meme, then it doesn't belong to us and we want to credit it's original creator~!)

~One slapping session later~

Kaito: *is red because of too much hard slapping* Mou….

Ega: Poor Kaito… *pat's Kaito's head*

Yumi: Sorry Kai but that's how life is. Sorry for the commercial though! You guys may now proceed to the dare.*

Dorothy: *ahem* Now, Len. STRUT OUTSIDE!

Len: *sighs* Fine. Though I would only go out for a short walk. *leaves the base*

Vocaloids: *discreetly follows Len with their cameras ready*

The blond shota breeze walked. He heard a lot of whistles and such dirty stares from males and such evil, envious glares from females, whom may I say doesn't even recognize him. Over all, the stares creep him out.

"This is one of the reasons why I hate hate hate hate crossdressing. Or just going out without someone to be with in general." Len grumbled then kicked a stone. He heard some deep voices chuckle. It made his skin crawl and send a shiver to his spine.

"This ain't the worst part…" Len said casually, as if he knew what was going to happen. Well, he probably does since it happens in a daily basis.

A dark alley at his left. A group of gangsters at the right side of the street. Len sighed then continued walking. He felt more perverted stares directed to him, stares that were filled with malice and lust. He immediately panicked and started running. Suddenly, a large hand grabbed his left hand then pulled him in the alley.

'Yup, this is the worst part.' Len glared at the person that was gripping his hand. He kicked the man at his center, making the man loosen his grip. Len devilishly smiled.

"Don't think I don't get stronger every time I encounter you, damn pervert. You should you know by now that I'm a freaking BOY AND DON'T BE IN DAMN DENIAL." One last step on the mysterious pervert's back, then he ran out of the alley and to the ice cream parlor. Maybe he could get a banana split to calm his nerves….

"So the training I give actually paid off." Rin said in a hushed yet proud tone.

"That was a close call. I thought Len-kun was going to be molested by that man again." Miku said as she snapped a picture of Len while running, showing a short panty shot.

"He surprised us all." Luka, who decided to go along with the others, said calmly while grinning. After all, it was not only Rin who taught Len tricks. Len opened the door to the ice cream parlor. Immediately, stares are directed at him. AGAIN. Mostly couples are inside the ice cream parlor. Since the males are practically perverts, they stared at him maliciously, leaving their partners to glare at the crossdressing blond. He sighed then walked to the counter to order his banana split. He heard a loud slap from the back. Turns out that this girl slapped her "boyfriend".

"You damn pervert! I hate you! Why don't you go ahead and party with that dumb, blonde slut!" That girl said as she quickly ran away from the ice parlor. That boy stood up and ran after her, leaving their unfinished ice cream.

'Dumb, blonde slut?' Len shivered. 'But it's not my fault at all…! It was because of a dare….' Len said to himself.

Len: *sighs* One banana split please….. *takes banana split then goes to a table by the back* *sighs* Slut, huh?

~By the table of the vocaloids~

By another table….was the vocaloids. Kaito and Gakupo are wearing suits with a hat…and a mustache. The girls went through outfit change. Rin was wearing Len's black shorts with a loose yellow t-shirt and tied her hair up in a ponytail. Luka tied her hair up while she was wearing sunglasses with a suit. Miku was wearing a black headband with a black miniskirt and a gray t-shirt. Meiko wore a red dress with a sun hat with additional glasses. All of them were pretending to read newspapers.

Rin: *grips the newspaper* I can't believe that girl called my dear twinny a slut…..

Meiko: Rin...we're not sure if she's talking about Len.

Rin: But she had an outburst as soon as Lenny got in here.

Miku: Maybe they're talking about another blonde….take note Rin-chan,there are four blondes in this room when she had an outburst and you are one of them.

Rin: I don't think that dude will even check me out since I'm dressing like Len…

Kaito: Guys…shhh…Len-kun might hear us…..

~By Len~

Len: *munches on bananas* I've never been called a slut before….that….that's so disturbing. I wasn't making any move! *sighs* I wish Rin or Kaito-nii was here….they're always the ones who protect me…

~By the vocaloids~

Kaito/Rin: …We need to be his side right now Luka!

Luka: I don't think we're allowed to show ourselves….well, both of you can always hunt all of those people down and pave them after this chapter.

Rin: Sounds good but….I don't think Kaito-nii can hold back much longer….

Kaito: *fiddling with his mustache* I'm going to make sure…that these people will learn their lesson…. *Luka-like smile*

Others: …*sweatdrop*

~By Len~

Len: *munches on ice cream* …Kaito-nii, I wish you were here to finish my ice cream. I don't have enough motivation to finish anything but bananas….

Len left his ice cream unfinished and left the ice cream parlor.

Len: Waah…it's only been 10 minutes…20 minutes more until this dare is over…

Suddenly, a group of teenage boys, probably by the ages of 20 to 30, approached the blonde.

Boy #1: Hey cutie! What are you doing here alone?

Len: Nothing…..

Boy #2: Wanna come with us? We have some sweet gig by the club! I bet you'll be thrilled!

Len: No thank you. I rather stay here.

Boy #3: Aww come on babe! I'm pretty sure you'll have fun in that club!

Len: How many times should I tell you? I don't want to go anywhere.

Boy #4: Oh no need to be so stubborn and just come with us!

The fourth male grabbed Len by his arm and dragged him away.

"No wait! Stop! Let me go!" Len yelled.

They were suddenly haulted by a man wearing a suit with a blue mustache. This man also had a young blond "male" standing beside him that had "his" arms crossed.

Kaito: Boys! Unhand my "daughter" at once!

Boys: D-Daughter?

Rin: Yes, "daughter". And that "girl" you're dragging to god-knows-wherever is my twin "sister". Unhand "her" now!

Boy #2: And what if we don't want to huh?

Kaito/Rin: *cracks their knuckles then evilly smiles* Then get ready….to go to hell….

Boys: *lets go of Len then bows* S-Sorry! *runs away*

Len: Thank you very much, Rin- eh?

He noticed that his saviors were gone. He smiled and made a mental note to thank them later. He checked his watch. Looks like he got 15 minutes until the dare ends.

Len: That means I have to cross that path again….ugh….*walk to the dare base*

~After 15 minutes of slow walking and glaring later~

Len: I'm back…*sprints to the dressing room to change clothes*

Vocaloids: We're back… *sprints to the other dressing room to change clothes*

Gakupo/Kaito: *kicked out so sprints to another dressing room*

Dorothy: …How many dressing rooms do you have?

Yuki: In this room? Three.

Dorothy: Oh...I see~

Luka: *Walks out*

Dorothy: Luka, did Len notice you?

Luka: Miku, Meiko, Gakupo and I weren't spotted. However, Kaito and Rin needed to protect Len so they showed themselves, just in a different outfit.

Dorothy: I see, do you have the pictures?

Luka: *hands the memory card* I got most of the pictures so enjoy.

Dorothy: What about you then?

Luka: Rin got the same number of photos as I did so we can all borrow his camera instead.

Dorothy: I see...

Len: *leaves the room* Alright….*lies on the bed* Ugh…I'm exhausted…

Others: *leaves the dressing room*

Yuki: Yosh! Now all of the vocaloids are here, the next one please?

Dorothy: Okay! *clears throat* Oh, and have you guys watched this yet? It's just so totally awesome, I think I cried a bit. Here's the link: " h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = Z S I V 5 r 1 o y Q w "

Vocaloids: *goes to the nearby computer then types the link* *watches the video*

~After 5 minutes and 53 seconds later~

Vocaloids: Yup, they are all awesome. They have really good blending and mixing here!

Len: And I am honored that they even put my parts there from the original classical version.

Dorothy: *brightens up a bit* Anyway, that's the end! I haven't found that many funny quotes, but here are some, from fanfics this time!

Yuki: Hmmm….. I actually have it written on a paper because they are the same lines I laughed at when I was reading the same fanfics….*brings out paper*

Everyone: *reads the content*

Written on the paper was:

Meiko: "KAITO, YOU FUCKIN' BLUE HEADED ASS! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO LEN-KUN?" -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

""I wanna take a showerrrrrrr." "Either way, Gaku-nii, you still stink."" -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

Kaito's thoughts: "What am I saying? I'm such a pervert! A pedophile! But I'm only a few years older- BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! HE. IS. A. BOY." -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

"Len woke up to a bad morning. Why bad morning? Rin had burst noisily into his room, yelling "WAKE UP, YOU TWO LAZY LOVEBIRDS!" and continously hitting a frying pan with a spatula, full force. It was then that our dear shota snapped back into reality. 'Lovebirds? What is this crazy woman sayi- AAAHHH!'" -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

Kaito: "OH MY GOD! WHAT DOES LEN-KUN THINK OF ME NOW?"

Meiko: "A DAMN PEDOPHILE, THAT'S WHAT!"

Kaito: "B-BUT! I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY WE WERE IN THAT POSITION!"

Meiko: "YOU CLOSET PERVERT!" -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

""Did somebody fart?" Gakupo exclaimed. "Gaku-nii, that's probably your own breath." Rin said, laughing." -Steps To A Banana Flavoured Ice Cream!

Rin: "I guess it is. Let the most talented, most beautiful, and most feminine win!"

Len: "I think I've already won, then." -SPICE!

"Kaito was under [Len's] spell again, and all the terror in his mind washed away as he stared into his mysterious blue eyes.

'Wiiiiitch', Kaito's mind repeated." -SPICE!

"'Way to be a total jerk, Kaito!' He mentally berated himself, 'You just hurt the girl you were originally planning to date because you kissed her brother. You sir, are an asshat.'" -SPICE!

Len: "Feeling's mutual, now go away and menstruate somewhere else!" -SPICE!

"Kaito decided that the leek juice was some living entity, and therefore, he should not drink it." -SPICE!

Rin: "Kagamine, wipe that smirk off your face before I do it for you. You know perfectly well whose fault is that I didn't get a wink of sleep last night."

Len: "Ne, Rin...are you PMSing by any chance?"

Rin: "You really think you're being funny right now, don't you? Why are you still here?"

Len: "We have the same class, Rin-chan." -Spice!

"There were times when Len would find himself wondering whether his Manager was suffering from brain damage." -(summary) Not What It Seems

"The only thing Kaito wanted is for the ones whom he loves to be happy. So why did HE have to appear and royally screw EVERYTHING UP?" -(summary) FML

Vocaloids: *laughs*

Dorothy: Credit given to the authors who wrote those! Well anyway, as promised, I'll stay back in here to bring back Miku's hair after the show! But maybe…it'll be good to roam around the dare base so that you guys won't be disturbed, is that okay?

Yuki/Yumi/Ega: Sure!

Yuki: Just be careful! This base is a maze.

Dorothy: Okay! See ya guys! *leaves the room*

Yuki: Next set is from Wisarute7

I like Q&A so much :D

Len:have you ever kiss someone on the mouth

Rin:I like your song always and forever*hand oranges*

dare

Len&Piko-act like a shota going for each other in front of EVERY VOCALOID

Len:do spice on all the girl/gumi miku neru lily

Rin:like Len dare but on guy/Piko oliver genderbend

happy birthday*hand them 2 Chapter worth of banana/orange

Wisarute7 went inside the dare base. Let us call her "Wisarute-senpai". Yes, just remove the "7".

Wisarute: Hi~

Everyone: Hello~

Wisarute: I like Q&A so much :D

Yuki/Yumi/Ega: *smiles widely* Waaah~~ It is just so pleasant to our ears. Thank you very much! We're happy that you like it!

Wisarute: *smiles* Now I should go to first one, right?

Yuki/Yumi/Ega: Un! Go ahead please~

Wisarute:This is for Len. Have you ever kissed someone on the mouth?

Yumi: *smirks* Oh lookie here~! Dorothy-senpai didn't bring with her the lie detector! Yuki didn't even poof it to the basement! Oh look! Here's that prank remote that slaps anyone who you please! *picks up the remote*

Len: *gulps then sighs* I get your message, Yumi. Anyway…..yes, I have….

Rin: *blushes then sighs*

Miku: *giggles* Rinny-chan and Lenny-kun were so young when they kissed! They used to kiss each other all the time to show their great twin love~~ They even said that kissing is the greatest kind of love they can show to each other! Isn't that just adorable?

Everyone except the twins: AWWWWWW~~

Rin/Len: We were so young back then! Don't judge us. Anyway, we don't kiss anymore. We just fool around with each other. Supporting and loving each other is the greatest way of love we can show right now…

Everyone except twins: AWWWWWWWW~~~

Yuki: *le fangirls*I KNEW THIS HAPPENED. AND THIS EVEN HAPPENED AT THAT ALICE OF HUMAN SACRIFICE PV! *calms down* Ahem, sorry for having fangirl moment. Wisarute-senpai! Next please!

Wisarute: Rin! I like your singing always and forever! *hands oranges*

Rin: *gratefully receives oranges* Thank you very much! *smiles*

Wisarute: Your welcome! Now…to the dares! Len and Piko, act like a shota going for each other in front of EVERY VOCALOID!

Len: *facepalm* First, crossdressing in public, now shota acting. What's next?

Yumi: Uke-seme foreplay. *dials Piko's number*

Len: …Fuq.

Yumi: "Hey dude. Come to the room close to the grand hall. Don't worry, there's only one door. Hurry up, you have a dare. Bye"

Piko entered the dare base.

Piko: Alright…so, why did you call me?

Yumi: You have a dare with Len. You gotta act like shotas to every vocaloid.

Piko: Okay. *approaches Len* ….You ready?

Len: …...

Piko: I'll take that as a yes, Len-kun. *grabs Len then approaches Rin*

Piko: *shota smile* Nyahaha~ Rin-chan, how are you~?

Rin: *grins* I'm fine, Piko-chan~ *smirks* Hey, brother dear, aren't you going to greet Rin onee-chan~?

Len: *shota pout* Etto…Rin onee-chan, sorry for not talking and all and…*hugs Rin* Onee-chan, thanks for saving me earlier…..even if you did call me a girl.

Rin: Awwww no biggy. Onee-chan needs to protect her twin, right? *winks* Now Piko-chan, you're the older shota-chan, take care of Lenny for me would you?

Piko: Of course, Rin-chan! *shota smile*

Len: *blushes bashfully* Rin nee-chan's treating me like a child again.

Rin: Onee-chan just needs her little twinny to be safe. Now move along!

Piko and Len quickly ran away from Rin. Rin suddenly laughed.

"Oh my..! *giggles* His face was priceless. So shota indeed." Rin said teasingly. Len's vein quickly popped. He pointed his finger on his laughing twin then placed his hand on his hip. With a face that was mixed with embarrassment and anger, he glared at his twin. Rin only chuckled at her twin's actions.

"Oh Lenny! You think that that ain't shota? You made your "manly reputation" subside even more." Rin said in a straightforward tone. Len's face deadpanned. Piko pulled Len to Miku next.

Piko: *whispers to Len* Cooperate with me so we can finish this.

Len: Ugh…whatever…..

Piko put on his shota face once again which made Miku quickly ruffle his head.

"Piko-chan, you're so cute." Miku said. Piko smiled cheerfully at Miku.

"Thank you very much Miku nee-san!" Piko poked Len at his cheek. Len glanced at Piko.

"Piko-kun, what is it?" he said in his "shota voice" as everyone calls it.

"Len-kun should do something to Miku nee-san too!" He smiled. Len noticed that it was completely fake. Len knows Piko better now after having more recording sessions with him for the past weeks. Under that fake smile is a very serious face that states "Do something now or I will kick you". Len laughed nervously then hugged Miku.

"Miku-nee~" He said in his shota voice. Miku hugged back.

"You two are too adorable."

"Thank you Miku nee-san!" Piko chirped. He grabbed Len's hand then went to Kaito next. Piko smirked at Len. That smirk sent shivers to his spine.

"Len-kun! Approach Kaito nii-san!" Piko said while winking. Len was startled, but went on anyway. Piko gave Len another one of his creepy smirks.

'Utatane, just what are you planning?' Len thought. 'Becoming friends with Piko makes me think that I just meet another Rin…..' He thought. Len faced Kaito then quickly buried his face on Kaito's chest.

"BaKaito-nii….Stalker…." Len muttered. Kaito stiffened. Piko's face deadpanned.

Piko: This ain't what I have in mind…..

Kaito: Heh? What? Me? A stalker? Len-kun, I don't stalk you…!

Len: You were following me earlier when I went out for a walk…..

Kaito: How-

Len: I noticed your scarf. It was flying.

Kaito: Ah…!

~Flashback of what happened earlier~

"I am gonna kill every guy who dares to hurt my dear twinny…..right after this dare for the chapter is done." Rin said then snapped a picture of Len, who was having one of those tsundere poses as he looked at the dark alley at his left then at the gang at the right. At the back of Rin was Kaito, who was doing his best in holding himself back from beating up every guy who dared to look maliciously at his little brother/best friend. Wind passed through the stalking group, causing Kaito's scarf to fly away from its owner.

Every vocaloid also looked at the flying scarf. Since everyone was engrossed on the flying scarf, none of them noticed that Len also noticed the flying scarf. Luckily for the others, they weren't spotted. But for Kaito….

"My scarf!" Kaito ran then jumped as high as he can. He reached out for his scarf then grabbed it. He nuzzled his beloved scarf then wore it again. Len was surprised and confused. He noticed that Kaito was about to twist his head in his direction. He quickly twisted his head to his front then started walking.

"BaKaito-nii…" He muttered.

After that? Well, you know what happened next.

~End of the flashback of what happened earlier~

Kaito: Oh…that…! I was stalking you because I was worried on what would happen to you Len-kun!

Len: *pouts* Wouldn't it be better if you were just by my side instead?

Kaito: *ruffles Len's hair* I could've done that if it was allowed. It is stated at the dare that only you should strut outside.

Len: *tsundere pout* Then why weren't you there when that man pulled me to the alley?

Kaito: You beat me to him….I'm really sorry Len-kun…..

Len: *lays his head on Kaito's chest again* Hmph…..you're late on your guard duty…

Kaito: I know….and I'm really sorry….will you ever forgive me?

Len: I guess I could….you were following me because you want to protect me, right?

Kaito: Of course!

Len: *smiles a bit* That's the explanation I just need….. *walks away* Oh and Kaito-nii…thank you, for saving me earlier. But you really are late for your guard duty…

Everyone else watched the two boys quietly, trying not to squeal so hard for it is against their dare. At a corner, smiling mischievously is Len's newfound friend, Utatane Piko.

"This isn't what I had in mind….but it's better." Piko whispered to himself.

(Yuki/Yumi:Yes people!Piko supports KaiLen love!Why?Because he was taught by Len's twin and it's to throw in laughs :P)

Piko grabbed Len's hand again and went to Meiko, Luka and Gakupo, who have huddled up about the scene. Piko winked at the trio then smiled widely.

Piko: Big sisters & big brother, you liked the little matchmaking scene earlier, didn't you? *giggles*

Len: *tsundere shota blush* Wha? Piko-kun, you set me up?

Piko: *winks at Len* Len-kun and Kaito nii-san won't get anywhere if I don't help you two get together.

Gakupo/Luka/Meiko: *chuckles* Piko-kun has a point, Len-kun. As for you Piko-kun, we never thought that you do the same things Len-kun's sister is trying to do…

Piko: *grins* Nyahaha~ Well that's because I was only informed about it recently, and I just become close friends with Len-kun recently so I was pretty late with my matchmaking plan. Of course, as Len-kun's friend, I would do everything at my whim to let him have the lover he deserves~!

Piko glanced at his friend with a mischievous smile. He saw his friend's expression, it sent a shiver down his spine.

Len shot a deadly glare at his "friend" then said at a deadly tone.

"What…did you just say…? Pi-ko-kun~?" Len slowly approached his friend. Piko panicked and flailed his arms.

"Len-kun? What are you….?" Piko said with his shaking voice.

"Whoever said….that…I'm in love…with Kaito-nii?" Len asked with the same deadly tone as before.

"Ehh? We-Well, Rin-san and Miku-san told me about it..! I decided to join in their matchmaking since I would like to help you out..!"

Len stopped in his tracks then evilly glared at his twin sister and at his older sister figure. Miku and Rin flinched. Yuki, Yumi and Ega clapped really hard.

(Yumi: At least that's what we think about the dare...?)

Yuki: Len! No fighting for today's chapter! Now that you and Piko are done with your dare, we can proceed to the next one.

Piko: We're done? Okay then see you Len-kun! *runs out of the room*

Yumi: Yes…Piko. That's completely calm. We need to punish him once he comes back…..

Len: *sighs then calms himself* Okay, I'm all set. Ehh…Wisarute-san, your next dare please?

Yuki: *cough stole Luka's line cough*

Wisarute: Eh? Oh right. Len, do spice on all the girls or on Gumi, Miku, Neru and Lily.

Len: I pick the 4 girls…..

Yuki: *Calls Gumi, Neru and Lily* "Alright girls, come here at this room. I bet Piko-kun is outside the room, standing near that vending machine outside. Just ask him the directions." As for you Miku-chan, you'll be the first one Len gets his act on first! As for Rin-chan …. you have dares, those are not to fight and to be calm. You have to restrict yourself big time because really hard slapping ain't enough for punishment….

Rin: *gulps* ….Un….

Yuki: *sighs* Anyway, rejoice MikuLen fans. I think this is your first ever fanservice served to you….. *sits down on a chair beside Luka* 'Unless I've made Len and Miku have their moment somehow that I don't even know….? Oh well.'

Len took a deep breath then put his famous Spice face on. Miku twitched.

'It'll be like the music video again…I wonder if he'll keep blushing again…' She thought. She spotted a familiar smirk on the blond's face. The usual smirk he wears when he's fighting with Rin or filming one of his music videos. Len calls them his "Manly music videos". Len walked towards Miku, somehow letting his usual posture turn into the posture of a usual playboy while smirking at the tealette. Len walked towards Miku then cornered her at the nearby wall. Instead of Len blushing, it's her. Her heart pumped blood really fast. Len sighed on Miku's ear. Miku shivered. That shiver was Len's cue. He nibbled on Miku's ear, then licked all the way down to Miku's neck. Miku gasped at the blond's actions. This is not the usual Len nor did he do this at the music video! Miku tried to push Len away but he stayed in his place.

"Alright, since when did you get stronger than me, Len-kun..?" Miku said with a mix of confusion and surprise. Len didn't answer and went on with his light nibbles on Miku's neck, as if he's careful not to leave a mark. Just when Len was planning to proceed to use his teeth….

Neru/Gumi/Lily: L-L-L-L-Len?

Len's head quickly shot up then glanced at the girls. Miku took this chance to run. She ran to the three girls with a shocked expression plastered on their faces. Neru glared evilly at Miku while Gumi and Lily stared at her with a shocked face.

Miku: It's not what you think! Our little shota boy is dared to turn into his spice self on the four of us. He'll go spice on one of you girls next….!

Gumi/Lily: Spice Len? Again?

Gumi: Ah….it's kinda weird seeing Lenny act his spice self but okay….

Lily: Spice Len-san? Ah well, get this over with.

Len: I'll start with the girl who's the hardest of them all….Lily-san…sorry for what I'm about to do.

His usual "polite little brother" attitude have again distorted into his other personality, the "spice" character trait as people call it. He once again plastered a smirk on his face. Lily took a deep breath. She knew what she had to do. In order to get this dare done, she shouldn't fight back, no matter how she hates it when a shota boy suddenly dominates. Len walked towards Lily then cornered her at the nearby wall. Gumi, Neru and Miku all scrambled away from the two blondes then stayed at a corner.

~By the three hostesses~

Ega: Does Len corner people a lot?

Yuki: Yep, he does that a lot.

Yumi: So much that he even corners poor bananas to nearby walls.

Yuki: With ice cream and oranges.

Yumi: Yeah, with ice cream and oranges.

Ega: …What…..

Yumi: Face the weirdness of hostesses, dear cousin.

Ega: …..

~By the two blondes~

Len breathed on Lily's neck, sending shivers down the blonde girl's spine. Len straddled Lily, letting his right leg be placed on the center of Lily's legs. Lily gulped and tried to push Len away. Len licked the shell of Lily's ear, then said in a husky voice…

"Time's up, Lily-chan." Len said. He pulled away his leg then walked away from Lily. Lily stood there at the same spot, her heart still beating fast because of unconscious fear and surprise. Len shot her an apologetic look. Lily read the expression on Len's face then nodded. She sighed then looked at the 3 hostesses.

Lily: If you don't mind, I'll be leaving now. *leaves the room*

Len shrugged then walked towards Gumi next. Neru ran to another corner. Miku ran to Rin. Len sighed then cornered her.

"Len-kun, you love cornering people, don't you?" Asked Gumi in a shaky tone.

"I can't help it, it's the easiest trick on being gentle….Sorry, Gumi." Letting his usual attitude subside again, he plant small kisses on Gumi's neck down to her collarbone. Gumi stayed still, not wanting to release any embarrassing sound. On Gumi's collarbone, Len sucked lightly again, as if he's careful not to leave a mark. He stopped at sucking then looked directly into Gumi's eyes. Her face was a pretty color of pink. Len walked away from Gumi then chuckled.

"W-Why are you laughing?" Gumi said with slight annoyance present in her voice.

"It's just unusual to see you like that, Gumi-chan." He said then flashed a smirk.

Gumi angrily pouted. She looked away from Len then looked at Yuki.

"Yuki, can I go now? I can't hold myself back much longer…" Said Gumi.

"Sure, go." Yuki said.

Gumi walked out of the room.

Len made a mental note to himself that he should apologize to Gumi later. He faced Neru next. She flinched. He cornered her at the wall this time. Neru's heart was beating and her face was the color of blood. Yet, only one thought bothered her the most.

'What move will Len-kun do to me?'

Len leaned down on Neru, then kissed her lips gently. Neru closed her eyes and calmed herself. However, when Neru was getting too comfortable, Len slipped his tongue inside her mouth. Their tongues battled for a while then parted with a small string of saliva. Len walked backward for a few inches then bowed in apology.

"Sorry Neru-san!" He said. Neru stayed in her place, still shocked. However, she responded with a small nod. Len glanced at Neru more, feeling really guilty and worried. Neru finally got herself together and stood up straight and faced Len with a calm face.

"It's okay, Len-kun! Anyway, I think I need to get going so bye!" Neru said as she walked out of the room. Len sighed then sat down on a chair.

Len: It's not easy dealing with these girls….

Yuki: That's the reason why I don't like Spice!Len… well, usually….

Ega: Next dare please?

Wisarute: Oh, right. Rin, like Len's dare. Go spice on all the boys or on your genderbend, Piko and Oliver.

Rin: I'm gonna go spice on shotas huh? Okay.

Yuki: Now It's shota-chan's turn to hold himself back from overreacting or he will join Piko-kun in the lounge of fangirls~!

Len: *sighs*

Yumi: Na, Ega-chan, why don't you call them this time?

Ega: Sure! *calls the boys* "Alright boys, you guys have a dare! Piko-kun will guide you all to the room. Bye."

Yumi: And speaking of Piko, we need to punish him….

Yuki: Ya know what? Why don't we put something really fearful….

Yumi: It's either a roadroller or a room full of fangirls.

Yuki: …Let's test both! There's a really large room on where all of those fangirls and fanboys that appear in here by the very end of the dare base and throw Piko in for 5 minutes! Let's see if it's good enough! Don't you think it's a good idea, Ega-chan?

Ega: Eh? YEAH!

Yumi: Get ready dare violators, we really might be going along with the fangirl and fanboy torture!

Vocaloids: *gulp*

Rinto, Piko and Oliver all enter the room.

Piko: Soo…..a dare for us?

Ega: Well, not really~ Just for Rin actually. But you'll be her test subject!

Rin: I'm just dared to go spice on all of you so sorry if I will offend you or anyone in this room. I especially direct my apology to Miki and Lenka-chan if they ever knew what will happen…..

Rin took a deep breath then put on a seductive look on her face. She stared at the boys with half lidded eyes and with her pink lips parted slightly. She walked over to three boys, making sure that she was swaying her hips more than usual. The boys were all stunned.

"This is unexpected, even if you're a girl, Rin-chan!" Rinto said.

Rin stopped her movement for a moment then stared straight to Rinto's eyes.

"Deal with it, other me." Rin said grimly then placed a smirk on her face. A smirk that mirrored her brother's own smirk. She once again walked, only that she only has one target in her interest. That was none other than her male self, her genderbend, Kagamine Rinto. Noticing Rin's first target, Oliver and Piko slowly but surely tip toed to another corner of the room. The next thing you know is that they actually tip toed towards their fellow blond shota, Kagamine Len. They both reached their destination and hid behind the boy's back.

Rin finally reached Rinto. Rinto's heart was beating fast, just what will his female self do to him? Rin took off her yellow ribbon from her shirt then bended forward. Rin's right hand slowly climbed up to cup Rinto's face. Right after a brief pause, Rin quickly kissed Rinto on the lips. After 3 seconds, she pulled away. Rinto quickly registered in his mind what happened. He quickly stepped back, covered his mouth with his left hand while the other hand pointed at Rin accusingly.

"What did you just do?" Rinto said. It was quite muffled but still understandable.

"First off, don't cover your mouth and expect me to always understand what you're saying. Second off, that was a kiss, why? You've never received one before? Not even from Lenka-chan?" Rin said with a teasing tone present. Rinto blushed. He removed his hand at his mouth then glared.

"For your information I know what a kiss is and I already had my first kiss! And did you not realize that it's like kissing yourself?" Rinto asked.

"Hmmm….." Rin tapped her chin, then her forehead. A lightbulb suddenly appeared on top of her head.

"Alright now, let's have a little math lesson!" Rin said cheerfully as she grabbed a stick. She pulled a string. Suddenly, a tarpaulin with an "equation" appeared. On the tarpaulin was:

Question: Rin = Rinto, considered as kissing yourself.

Answer: Yes! However…

Rin = Len

Rinto = Lenka

Rin = Rinto

Len = Lenka

Therefore…

Rin + Rinto is like Len + Lenka. Since all of them are mirror images and based off from each other, it's like you're kissing any of the three counterparts!

Final Answer: Even though Rin + Rinto are actually the same, they have mirror images that are them in the opposite. So Rin = Rinto is like you're kissing either Len or Lenka!

Rin: I hope you understand now, Rinto…..

Rinto: Okay I know about that fact but it was your face, not Len's or Lenka's.

Rin: You could've just pretended I was Lenka so that you'd be in the mood. *pouts* 'Too bad you didn't since I was planning to video record you and me doing spice and show it to Lenka…and watch her reactions and watch her smug Rinto to death..….'

Rinto: *sighs* Whatever, Rin-chan. Anyway, I gotta go to Lenka….

Rin: *smirks* Why Rinto? Scared that Lenka-chan will see what happened?

Rinto: No. I have a job. Bye. *stomps out of the room*

Len: Rin…you do know that you're teasing yourself, right?

Rin: Len, do I need to explain the problem again?

Len: No! I get what you're saying. However, Rinto and you are more "linked" than Lenka and I will be close too, since he's a male version of yourself with the same features. However, Lenka and I are just the exact opposite of you two. So don't you think you committed narcissism and just teased yourself more than you get to tease the opposite side of your mirror?

Rin: …..Whatever Lenny. All I know is, you being my twin and my mirror image is enough to count that I'm also teasing you.

Len: ….You did not get what I just said, didn't you?

Rin: …

Rin stopped talking to Len then walked towards the two shotas hiding behind her brother's back. Len walked away from the two shotas, leaving them both startled.

Rin: Don't worry guys, I won't take away your purity. Okay maybe just a bit but I know you've experienced stuff much worse because of the shota stuff, right?

Oliver/Piko: …We think so?

Rin: Don't worry, this will end in a sec.

Rin grinned at the two shotas. They seemed to calm down a bit. Rin changed her expression, from being carefree to mischievous. The same smirk plastered on her face, the same smirk that mirrored her brother's smirk all too well. It sent such a creepy feeling down their spines. Rin walked towards them, once again swaying her hips. She finally reached the boys then held their shoulders.

~Somewhere along with the hostesses~

Ega: Wait…Oliver is shorter than Rin while Piko is a bit taller than Rin….How will she do it?

Yumi: Believe in Rin-sama. Believe in her epicness.

Yuki: And believe in her knowledge of yaoi and aggressive ukes. I know that she knows a lot of them.

Yumi: Yup we should also believe in her knowledge.

Ega: Err…okay…..

~Back to the 2 blondes and 1 silver head~

Rin's left hand slowly traveled to Oliver's lap. Rin nuzzled Piko's cheek. She kissed Piko for 2 seconds then pulled away. After that, she kissed Oliver at his cheeks, his nose and his forehead. After that Rin walked away from them.

Rin: Dare's done.

Oliver: Okay, I think I'm gonna bail now. Bye. *leaves the room*

Piko: I guess I need to go too.

Yumi: *grabs Piko's hand* Not so fast Piko. You need to come with me.

Yumi dragged Piko out of the room.

Ega: Will they be okay?

Yuki: They'll be fine, Yumi is strong anyway. And she's gonna guard the fan lounge outside so no problem!

Ega: I wish I could see it..

Yuki: You could always poof there if you want. Anyway….Wisarute-senpai….next please?

Wisarute: I only have a message to Rin and Len. Happy Birthday! *hands them 2 chapters worth of bananas/oranges*

Rin/Len: *smiles widely* Thank you very much!

Wisarute: Well, Goodbye!

Wisarute left the dare base. Right after she left, Yumi entered the room with a large smile then winked at Yumi and Ega. That wink sent a message that was only for the hostesses. Yuki and Ega nodded. The others just kept quiet, not recollecting a single clue on what the message is.

Yuki: …*gives Ega the list of reviewers then winks*

Ega: …Oh! The next set is from NinjaTroll25

This story is soo cool! Even though I just found it and all but WHATEVER!

And guys, you can call me Rimoko, Moky for short. I just don't really want to change my username... Also cuz SOME PEOPLE *coughDKAcough* will yell at me for it.

Anyway! To Yuki-chan and Yumi-chan: Are we allowed to submit questions/dares to ANY Vocaloid? Even Vocaloid 3's, Engloids, and SeeU? (I just realized I made SeeU a different category... Oh well...)

Miku: What do you think about your most popular fanmades, Neru and Haku?

In PoPiPo, you looked really creepy shaking the juice... Why make that face?

Why do you think you have so many haters? Honestly, you're really cute and your singing is nice... most of the time. Except for in some songs where you sing EXTREMELY high.

Rin: Do you have different colored ribbons?

Where do you put your ribbon when you're shooting a PV without it?

Have you ever thought about tying your ribbon in a different spot that ISN'T on the top of your head?

Ehh, sorry for all the ribbon-related questions... I was shot for ideas...

Len: People say your spiky hair reminds them of bananas. And that really seems to be the case in your official art... What do you think?

You can sing REALLY high without your voice cracking, sometimes even higher than Rin. Do you think this hurts your rep as a *cough* not shota?

Do you find hanging idiots from trees to be a fun sport? If you've never tried it, let's do it together! WHICH IDIOT DO YOU WANNA HANG FIRST?

Luka: You seem to be the most sane out of all Vocaloids in this group. I commend you for your excellence. /bow

What do you think of being bilingual?

You held the title of 'most complicated Vocaloid' for a while. Now that SeeU has been released, she took that title. Your thoughts?

Kaito: Have you ever gotten brain freeze from eating too much ice cream? If so, how bad was it?

How many flavors of ice cream have you tried?

Do you EVER take off that scarf? If you keep it on forever, people may get ideas... like strangling you to death.

Meiko: Do you have a favorite brand of sake? If so, what?

How bad was the WORST hangover you've ever had?

What do you think of Sakine Meiko, the younger version of you?

Gakupo: Have you sliced an eggplant with your katana?

Do you find it disturbing when people mistake you as a woman?

Have you ever thought of cutting your hair? Seriously, it's SO LONG.

All Vocaloids: What do you think of the new Vocaloid 3's? (Ring, Lui, SeeU, Oliver, etc. cuz there are way too many)

Have you ever read Maker Hikoshiki Hatsune Mix?

Have you ever used Miku Miku Dance?

Do you ever buy PVC figures or Nendoroids of yourselves?

MAN THIS LETTER IS SO LONG. I won't bother you anymore with my pointless questions, so I'll give you all your favorite items!

And bye! Sorry for such a lame dropout though..

NinjaTroll25 or Inside Out Musica has entered the dare base. However, as she requested, we'll call her Moky-senpai.

Moky: This story is soo cool! Even though I just found it and all but WHATEVER!

Yuki: *sniff sniff* I'm so happy to hear that!

Yumi: She's so happy her inner pervertedness let this session be known or something!

Ega: And I greet congratulations to all of you!

Yuki: I'm still happy! I'm glad people managed to find it. A few days ago, I typed the name of the session but it said there was no result! I was moping the whole day..! Anyways…sorry for the interruption senpai! Ahem, please continue!

Moky: Right! And guys, you can call me Rimoko, Moky for short. I just don't really want to change my username... Also cuz SOME PEOPLE *coughDKAcough* will yell at me for it.

Vocaloid: Hai, Moky-san.

Moky: Anyway! To Yuki-chan and Yumi-chan: Are we allowed to submit questions/dares to ANY Vocaloid? Even Vocaloid 3's, Engloids, and SeeU? 'I just realized I made SeeU a different category... Oh well...'

Yumi/Yuki/Ega: Of course you can!

Yuki: It is part of the rules and reminders of chapter 5~

Ega: Now, to your questions please~!

Moky: Okay! Miku, what do you think about your most popular fanmades, Neru and Haku?

Miku: They're fine. Haku's fine and all but I don't really talk with her. For Neru…well, there are times when we fight and times when we act like friends. I think I'm in a pretty good condition with her.

Moky: In PoPiPo, you looked really creepy shaking the juice... Why make that face?

Miku: *PoPiPo face* To make you all buy it and like it…

Moky: O…kay….Why do you think you have so many haters? Honestly, you're really cute and your singing is nice... most of the time. Except for in some songs where you sing EXTREMELY high.

Miku: I don't know why as well! Though I think it's because of me blocking out their favorite vocaloids and stuff but it's not like I want to block their popularity out! Oh and thanks for the compliment! And I gotta agree with me singing a bit off. I admit that in some songs I sound really chipmunk-ish. Though it's not my fault since I just follow the music notes assigned to me….

Ega: Remember, Miku. I am one of your haters.

Miku: *backs away from Ega* Next please...

Moky: Okay then! Next is for Rin. Do you have different colored ribbons?

Rin: Yup!

Moky: Where do you put your ribbon when you're shooting a PV without it?

Rin: I put it inside my drawer.

Moky: Have you ever thought about tying your ribbon in a different spot that ISN'T on the top of your head?

Rin: Yeah! I already tied it on my wrist and on my ankle.

Moky: Ehh, sorry for all the ribbon-related questions... I was shot for ideas...

Rin: Oh no, it's okay. I like answering those kind of questions after all.

Moky: This is for Len…people say your spiky hair reminds them of bananas. And that really seems to be the case in your official art... What do you think?

Len: I think my hair really is the cause of my character item…..

Moky: You can sing REALLY high without your voice cracking, sometimes even higher than Rin. Do you think this hurts your rep as a *cough* not shota?

Len: *vein pop* Actually, the shota thing started ever since I hit F5….It really irritates me….I mean, I just hit a high note and they stereotype me into a shota? I mean, what's up with that? *sighs* So yes, it does hurt my reputation as a man. That's why I like append better, I have a deeper voice and people don't stereotype me into a shota anymore….somehow.

Moky: Do you find hanging idiots from trees to be a fun sport? If you've never tried it, let's do it together! WHICH IDIOT DO YOU WANNA HANG FIRST?

Len: I tried it with Rin once when the road roller was out for repairs. It was really fun actually!

Moky: I see, I see~ *ahem* Luka, you seem to be the most sane out of all Vocaloids in this group. I commend you for your excellence. *bows*

Luka: Why, thank you for your kind words. *smiles*

Moky: *smiles* What do you think of being bilingual?

Luka: It's fun. Speaking in English and Japanese is really fun and since we've been doing concerts around the world, I get to speak and understand English any time.

Moky: You held the title of 'most complicated Vocaloid' for a while. Now that SeeU has been released, she took that title. Your thoughts?

Luka: I don't mind. After all, having such a title is quite degrading for me.

Moky: Kaito, have you ever gotten brain freeze from eating too much ice cream? If so, how bad was it?

Kaito: I never had a brain freeze from ice cream! Though there are times when my teeth get too sensitive and its temperature hurts me.

Moky: How many flavors of ice cream have you tried?

Kaito: Hmm that's hard. I don't count how many ice cream flavors I've tried. But…approximately 40 flavors, I guess.

Moky: Do you EVER take off that scarf? If you keep it on forever, people may get ideas... like strangling you to death.

Kaito: Of course I do. I take it off when I sleep, when I take a bath of when it needs to be washed. Strangling to death? *sighs* Rin and Meiko have already tried that a lot of times so I'm used to it.

Moky: Meiko, do you have a favorite brand of sake? If so, what?

Meiko: Yes, and it is Otokoyama.

Moky: How bad was the WORST hangover you've ever had?

Meiko: How bad you say? ….*shrugs* I don't know how to describe how bad it was. However, for as long as I can remember, I was out for 2 days with a really bad headache. It hurts so much that I wasn't able to do the chores for 2 days or even go downstairs to eat. Fortunately, my family members took care of me while my senses are still not intact.

Moky: What do you think of Sakine Meiko, the younger version of you?

Meiko: She's cute and nice. She's the opposite of me actually. However, she still drinks sake from time to time but she doesn't has the same love as I have to sake.

Moky: Gakupo, have you sliced an eggplant with your katana?

Gakupo: Yes. There was one time when I was cooking an eggplant dish for myself when everyone else was out doing there errands. However, I can't find the knives anywhere at the kitchen so I just used my katana. It made my work a lot easier.

Moky: Do you find it disturbing when people mistake you as a woman?

Gakupo: *sighs* Yes. Very disturbing. I don't know on how they can mistake this handsome face and broad body built as a woman.

Moky: Have you ever thought of cutting your hair? Seriously, it's SO LONG.

Gakupo: *holds hair* But it's so smooth and long. I love my hair the way it is. I never thought of cutting it.

Moky: *sighs* Fine. To all Vocaloids, what do you think of the new Vocaloid 3's? Ring, Lui, SeeU, Oliver, etc. cuz there are way too many…

Vocaloids: Well, they are nice but there are times when some of them get really competitive. They scare us sometimes too…. Especially Oliver's bird.

Moky: Why? What does it do?

Vocaloids: Oliver's bird likes to peck us or our character items…..

Kaito/Gakupo: And sometimes…Oliver's bird like to…uhh…."let down white glory" on us if you know what we mean…

Len: Also, Oliver has his mischievous sides and teases Piko and I. He call us shotas and say on how he pities us on how we're above 13 yet we're still called shotas…..Piko and I still haven't got our revenge.

(Yuki: Mischievous shotas are awesome! I think Lui should be this way too~ No,I think all the shotas are tsun tsuns!)

Miku: And SeeU and I sometimes fight because of the pairings we're both facing as the 01's….even though SeeU is just 01 in the Korean category...

Ega: If you don't know, many people hate SeeU because of you.

Miku: T-They do..? But why? SeeU isn't that bad. We sometimes bicker and that's it!

Rin: ...? Am I the only one who doesn't have some annoyance to them? I really like SeeU-chan and I'm excited to see Ring-chan!

Luka: I'm with Rin-chan, I don't have too many problems with them…

Meiko: *sighs* All I know is that I'm at the very bottom, thank you very much.

Moky: *sweatdrop* …..Have you ever read Maker Hikoshiki Hatsune Mix?

Vocaloids: Yes, we have. We have our own favorite chapters of it too…

Len: And some chapters on where I just hate myself….. *coughchapter11cough*

Yumi: *snicker* If you read chapter 11, you get to see the REAL Lenny.

Len: *vein pop* That's not the real me.

Moky: Have you ever used Miku Miku Dance?

Vocaloids: Nope. But Len was trying to. He just lost the manual.

Moky: Do you ever buy PVC figures or Nendoroids of yourselves?

Vocaloids: *smiles* Yes, we do~

Moky: MAN THIS IS SO LONG. I won't bother you anymore with my pointless questions, so I'll give you all your favorite items!

Vocaloids: *receives corresponding character items* Thank you very much!

Moky: And bye! Sorry for such a lame dropout though.. *leaves the dare base*

Vocaloids: *smiles* We're receiving a lot~

Yumi: And that is another reason to bother you guys with questions. You receive your character items.

Meiko: The session isn't that bad...it's hilarious to see my family's faces.

Ega: Eh… the next one is from Pinkalicious

hi~ i just wanted to try this

ifeel like torturing everyone~~~

MIKU-no leeks for the next 5 chapters and the dare CANNOT be undone with another dare

LEN-act like a cat for the rest of this chapter

RIN-sing 'Friday' by rebecca black really loud in an extreamly bad english accent

KAITO-let everyone kick you

MEIKO-no sake for chapter

LUKA-kick gakupo

GAKUPO-sing world is mine in your best miku voice

bye~

Pinkalious or should we just nickname her asPink-senpai, entered the room. She waved at everyone in the room.

Pink: Hi~ I just wanted to try this~ I feel like torturing everyone~~~ *smiles*

Vocaloids: *shivers*

Pink: Miku, no leeks for the next 5 chapters and the dare CANNOT be undone with another dare!

Ega: Poor Miku… BUT I'm SO HAPPY!

Miku: *giku!* B-But…5 chapters…I might kill everyone…

Yumi: If you do then you would need to punish yourself. Perhaps you'll kill yourself as well?

Miku: D-Don't threaten or scare me, Yumi-chan….

Yumi: But Miku-chan, if you don't want to die then do your best restraining yourself. *evil look with evil smile* Got it?

Miku: *shivers* Yes ma'am!

Pink: ….

Yumi: *smiles* Sorry for acting weirdly there~ And sorry to you Miku-chan! That was a joke anyway! *smiles in an un-Yumi-like way* The next dare please?

Yuki: ….'Yumi scares me sometimes. I wonder how she got a mood swing….or maybe that's just her ways of service to Miku haters….or just trying to please herself since nothing interesting have happened yet…..? I think that's it….'

Yumi/Ega: …Uhh yeah. Next dare please?

Pink: Uhh right. Len, act like a cat for the rest of this chapter!

Len: *giku!* …H-How?

Yumi: *perks up* Through the power of fiction Lenny~!

Yuki: 'Yup. That girl was just bored that's why she tried to be evil on Miku earlier…'

Len: Heh?

Yumi pulled out something from her pocket. It was a simple, black stick and brandished it around.

"What's that?" Len asked.

"It may not seem like one those magical staffs you've used in your magical shota videos but this is a magic wand! And I'll be using little magic on you Len-Len~!" Yumi smiled cheerfully. Somehow, that smile held an invisible smirk that only Len could see. It was a mischievous smirk that mirrored Yuki's smirk. All in all, it still made the young male's body vibrate.

"And since when did you have that wand, Yumi?" Yuki inquired. Yumi smiled at her innocently then once again twirled the wand.

"I'm just playing around with it~ I found it at the basement~!"

'…This is my own dare base and I didn't even know we had a wand like that. Just what kind of base builder am I?' Yuki thought to herself.

"A pretty forgetful base builder, Yuki-chan!" Yumi smiled. Ega cleared her throat.

"Girls, I know that you two would get into another petty quarrel. So Yumi, just please do the magic you intend to do…" Ega said. Yumi finally got back to her optimistic side rather than acting yandere here and there. She gave a cheeky grin then finally pointed the wand towards Len. After chanting an inaudible spell, a ray of light shot out from the wand then engulfed the young male.

Len: ….What just happened..? Nya?

Len quickly covered his mouth. Because of curiosity, he touched his head….then felt a cat ear….

Len: mrrreeowh!

Yumi: *gives Len a mirror then smirks*

Len studied himself on the mirror. He saw a pair of yellow cat ears perched on top of his head. Then, he opened his mouth then found a small fang. Len sighed. He felt something him…drooping? He looked over to his shoulder, only to see his full body reflection and a yellow cat tail with a black ribbon right at his behind. It was swaying around now too…

Yumi: *smirks* Now this is getting interesting…

Yuki: 'Note, always make sure that she is not bored.'

Ega: *thumbs up* It suits you.

Len: Is the cat tail really necessary, Y-Yumi-nyan? Heh-nya..? Nyah! *facepalm*

Yumi: pfffft- I have really done a fine job in transforming you into a cat then! Oh and Pink-senpai, wanna see a bonus?

Pink: Sure! What is it exactly?

Yumi: *smirks then whispers to Pink* Go ahead and scratch around his ears and under his chin.*hands her a ball of yarn* if you want, try throwing this ball of yarn too~

Pink: *nods*

She walked towards Len then told him to kneel down. Len did so. Pink scratched in between Len's ears, then scratched his ears at the back. Len purred. Pink scratched under his chin. Len purred a lot more then rolled around. He then stopped rolling while presenting his tummy. Pink laughed then bended down then petted him. Len purred again.

Pink: Aww Len, you're so cute!

Yuki: AWWWWW *squeals* To think I've always wanted a cat..!

Ega: Me too... *faints because of the cuteness*

Yumi: *smirks* I really did do a great job. So Pink-senpai, will you proceed with the yarn?

Pink: I don't think I would, Len's getting too comfortable here~

Instead of laying on his back, he was laying on his stomach now while still being pet by Pink. He was still purring and looks like he's going to doze off anytime soon.

Yumi: *shrugs* Suit yourself then. Ahh well, next dare please.

Pink: Alright. Rin, sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black really loud in an extremely bad English accent.

Rin: *ahem*

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)

Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, Yeah,

Yeah, yeah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

SeVEn A.m., wAkIng Up In TEH mOrnIng

GOtta bE frESH, gOTTa gO dOwnSTAIRs

GoTTA hAVE my bAUWL, gotta have cIrIAl

SEEiN' evErythING, the tAIMU is gOING'

TICKEN' On END On, EvErIBodi's rUshING'

GottA gEt dAUwn to TEH bAS stOOP

GOtta cEtch my bAUs, I sI my frUENDS (My friUENDs)

KIckIn' In TEH frANT sIT

SIttIn' In TEH bAck sIT

GOttA mek mai mAInd Up

WITCH sIT kEn I teyk?

It's FrEE DAYZ, FrEE DAYZ

GOttA gIT dAUWN An FrEE DAYZ

EvIRIBODI's RUUkEn' fAARUWAD TU TEH wIKENDU, wIKENDU

FrEE DAYZ, FREE DAYZ!

GEHttIn' dAUWN Un FrEE DAYZ

EvIrIBADI's RUUkEN' fAARYWADO TOO TEH wIKENDU!

PAAtEHIn', pAAtEHIn' (Yeah)

PAAtEHIn', pAAtEHIn' (Yeah)

FAn, fAn, fAn, fAn

RUUkEN' fAAWADU TOO TEH wIKENDU!

Rin sings the rest of the song, completely off pitch. No one can even understand what she's saying.

(Yuki: I'm sorry for any Rebecca Black fans that might read this. I really did mess up the words to express the "extremely bad accent" part and I don't have any intention in bashing and I know that these are somewhat hard to understand if you've never heard the song before since some of the words have additional vowels at the end so you might want to research the real lyrics.)

Everyone: *laughs*

Rin: I did pretty well in doing pretty bad out there, huh~? *victorious smile*

Len: mmmreeeowwwhh!

Rin: Ahh…. *sings a soft lullaby then scratches Len's chin*

Len: *purrs then wags tail*

Rin: *smiles then lifts kitty Len* Aww this little kitty twin of mine will need some kind of resting place.

Rin spotted the nearby bed inside the room. She placed Len there then petted Len's head. The young cat boy purred and wagged his tail. He looked like he was about to doze off any minute now. Rin laughed softly.

Pink: Ehh Alright…..the next dare, right? Kaito, let everyone kick you.

Ega: Uhh….what about the dare of no fighting?

Yuki: *smirks* I change my mind by the way~~ Anyone can kick him and then I would have another test subject~ Nyahahaha!

Yumi: ….*smirks* I'm so happy to be hostess here.

Ega: …Nah. I'll just watch the people. I don't really want to kick my Kaito, too…

Yuki: So, who's willing to do so?

Meiko and Rin raised their hands.

Kaito: *gulps*

Yumi: *smirks* You don't mind if I join in too, huh~?

Meiko/Rin/Yumi: *evil glint in eyes*

~One kicking session~

Kaito: *rubs his stomach* Why must you all hit me at my abdomen..?

Meiko/Rin/Yumi: Because everyone knows that the abdomen is one vulnerable and soft spot of the body.

Yuki: I hope you two know what's gonna happen.

Yumi: I'll escort you ladies there. Well, poof I guess.

~After 7 minutes~

Meiko/Rin: *comes back with messed up hair and a few scratches here and there* Ah well. It isn't that bad. But kicking Kaito was worth it.

Ega: Kaito... *faints*

Yumi: They only say that because they are part of the top 3 of the "Strongest Vocaloid". Ah well. Next dare?

Pink: Meiko, no sake for a chapter.

Meiko: *vein pop* That's way worse than having to go to a fan lounge.

Ega: Dare's a dare though.

Meiko: *huff*

Pink: Luka, kick Gakupo.

Luka: *kicks him at the hip, hard*

Gakupo: *falls over*

Luka: *sighs* And what punishment will have to happen, exactly?

Yumi: Nothing too heavy in particular, considering your strength and aura. Let's poof there!

~Again, after 7 minutes~

Luka: *comes back with really messy hair, scratches and with torn pieces of her arm warmer*

Others: Wha-

Luka: This young girl was running towards me despite the crowded room but she tripped. She had a chance to hold on to my arm warmer but it was torn apart. It doesn't matter. I can either mend this or request another one…..

Everyone: Oh…..

Pink: Gakupo, sing World is Mine in your best Miku voice!

Gakupo: *gulps then drinks water* *has a bit testing of higher notes until he reaches falsetto*

Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama (The number 1 princess in the whole entire world)

Sou iu atsukai kokoroete (You should now know by heart how to treat me that way)

Yo ne? (Okay?)

Sono ichi itsumo to chigau kamigata ni ki ga tsuku koto (First off, notice if my hairstyle is different from usual)

Sono ni chanto kutsu made miru koto ii ne? (Second off, make sure you look at my shoes too,okay?)

Sono san watashi no hitokoto ni wa mittsu no kotoba de henji suru koto (Third off,when I talk to you, you should only reply by three words!)

Wakattara migite ga orusu nano wo nantoka shite! (If you understand, there's nothing on my right hand, do something!)

Betsu ni wagamama nante itte nai n dakara (It's not that I'm saying anything selfish)

KIMI ni kokoro kara omotte hoshii no kawaii tte (I just want you to say from your heart that I'm cute)

Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama (The number one princess in the whole entire world)

Ki ga tsuite nee nee (Realize that, hey hey)

Mataseru nante rongai yo (Don't keep me waiting!)

Watashi wo dare dato omotteru no? (Just who you think I am?)

Mou nanda ka amai mono ga tabetai! (Somewhow, I want to eat something sweet!)

Ima sugu ni yo (Go get it immediately)

Ah!

Check 1, 2!

AHHH!

Ketten? Kawaii no machigai desho (Flaw? Call it as a cute mistake)

Monku wa yurushimasen no (Complaints are not permitted)

Ano ne? Watashi no hanashi chanto kiiteru? Chotto... (Well?Are you listening to me? Wait…)

A, sore to ne? Shiroi ouma-san kimatteru desho? (Ah,what about this?A white horse,isn't that needless to say?)

Mukae ni kite (Get it quickly!)

Wakattara kashizuite te wo totte "ohime-sama" tte (If you understand,then kneel down and call me "princess")

Betsu ni wagamama nante itte nai n dakara (I'm not really saying anything selfish)

Demo ne sukoshi kurai shikatte kuretatte ii no yo? (But you could scold me, just a little bit)

Sekai de watashi dake no ouji-sama (My number one prince in the whole entire world)

Ki ga tsuite hora hora (Realize it, look look)

Otete ga aitemasu (My hand is empty)

Mukuchi de buaiso na ouji-sama (Reticient and blunt prince…)

Mou doushite! Ki ga tsuite yo hayaku (Oh come on! Realize it now, hurry!)

Zettai KIMI wa wakatte nai! Wakatte nai wa... (You just don't understand. Don't understand…)

Ichigo no notta SHOOTOKEEKI (A Shortcake with a strawberry)

Kodawari tamago no torokeru PURIN (A pudding made with quality eggs)

Minna minna gaman shimasu... (Everything,Everything,I'll hold myself back from it)

Wagamama na ko dato omowanai de (Don't think I'm a selfish child)

Watashi datte yareba dekiru mon(I'll do it if I try)

Ato de koukai suru wa yo (You'll regret this afterwards!)

Touzen desu! Datte watashi wa (Of course! That's because I am the)

Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama (Number 1 princess in the whole entire world)

Chanto mitete yo ne dokoka ni icchau yo? (Watch over me, I might stray away?)

Fui ni dakishimerareta kyuu ni sonna e? (I was held tight. I was so abrupt. "Eh?")

"Hikareru abunai yo" Sou itte soppo muku KIMI ("Be 's dangerous."You said,turning away)

...Kocchi no ga abunai wa yo (I think you're more dangerous…)

AH!

Oh Baby!

AHHHH!

Gakupo stopped singing then immediately drank water. After that, he rested. As for Gakupo's notes, considering that he was using his falsetto voice, it was hard for him. His voice cracked a bit during the screaming parts but nevertheless good enough compared to his first ever try of imitating Miku's voice.

Everyone: *thumbs up* Good job!

Gakupo: Thank you very much….

Pink: Alright, bye~!

Pink exited the dare base.

Ega: Alright…next is from Hitomi Kogure

/HEHEHEHEHE.../ *randomly pops up and scares the shizznicks out of everyone* HALLOOOOOOOOO~

*pokes Len repeatedly* LENNY-CHAAAAN~ banana buddies aren't supposed to yell at eachother! QAQ so I declared this review as REVENGE! /REVEEEEEEENGE!/ BWAHAHAHA- *bricked*

so ya, everyone be scared for Len's sake :D

SOMEONE BRING IN SEEU-CHAN I WANNA SAY HAI~

For both SeeU-chan and Lenny: So I heard there's like a threesome/love triangle going on between you guys and Oliver. Care to confirm? *insidious eyebrow wiggle*

SeeU: HOW IS YOUR HAIR SO LONG AND GORGEOUS. I swear, ALL of you Vocaloids have long and pretty hair, even Gakupo! D':

*cracks knuckles* payback tiems~~~

Len: MAGICAL KITTY LEN LEN GO! Perform it, shota! And that goes for everyone involved in said video too, INCLUDING raepy Kaito! (THERE'S YOUR FRIKEN KAILEN, RIN.)

Miku: FANSERVICE! Kiss my puppy! *holds out a mini-sized yorkie that's gas-y*

Rin: I've been getting evidence that you hate Miku-sama :( Why's that? AND DON'T LIE, I HAVE AN ARMED LIE DETECTOR.

Luka: Why DO you like fish so much?

Meiko: Do you get into any /trouble/ when you're drunk~?

And I think that's all .3. BUUUUT I think I'll stick around as a guest this chappie~ *brings out shotgun* I must do random acts of revenge for Lenny-chan~ my RAR! *plays with SeeU's hair*

In some place outside the room…was a soft voice chuckling…..

Hitomi: *randomly pops out* HALLOOOOOOOOOO~~!

Everyone: GAH!

Len: mmmrreeeowwwwh…..*whimpers*

Rin: No wait Len..! *scratches between ears again*

Len: *purrs*

Hitomi: Eh? OH LOOKIE HERE~ LENNY-CHAN'S A CAT~~

Yumi: A cat that still has his human sense of course. I'm the one who performed the magic after all! *smirks proudly then smacked by a fan* …..Why'd you do that, Yuki..?

Yuki: ….*shrugs* I was bored, probably.

Yumi: Note, never let your lighter half be bored.

Ega: *facepalm* You two should really stop fighting each other.

~Meanwhile,with Hitomi, Rin and Len~

Hitomi: *pokes Len repeatedly* LENNY-CHAAAAN~ banana buddies aren't supposed to yell at eachother! QAQ so I declared this review as REVENGE! REVEEEENGE! BWAHAHAHA- *bricked*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Hitomi: So ya, everyone be scared for Len's sake :D

Vocaloids: *gulps* That won't be too hard to do…

Hitomi: SOMEONE BRING IN SEEU-CHAN I WANNA SAY HAI~

~Meanwhile, with the hostesses~

Yumi: Hey, you're the one who's having issues!

Yuki: You're the one who triggered into yandere mode first!

Ega: *still facepalming* How did their argument go to this…?

Others: …SeeU?

Ega: Oh right….*calls SeeU* "SeeU, you need to come to a room right next to the grand hall. Oliver can guide you there."

Yuki/Yumi: What just happened?

Ega: Just quit fighting.

Yuki/Yumi: *pouts* Fine.

SeeU entered the room with a smile.

Hitomi: HAI SEEU-CHAN~~!

SeeU: Hello!

Hitomi: SeeU-chan and Lenny, so I heard there's like a threesome/love triangle going on between you guys and Oliver. Care to confirm? *insidious eyebrow wiggle*

SeeU/Len: …...

SeeU: Ahahahahahaha~ Everyone knows that that's not true! Besides, Oliver is my little friend.

Len: Yeah. I'm not that close to Oliver yet that much but I've hanged out with him from time to time when I catch him with Piko-nyan….

Rin: pffffffff- Piko-nyan? Seriously?

Len: *pouts* I can't control it, nyaaaa…...'At least I think so...?'

Hitomi: Wait, are you two sure nothing going on? Not even with you, SeeU-chan?

SeeU: Nope! He's my little friend and practically my younger brother!

Len: Oliver and I aren't really close yet, nyaa…

Hitomi: Hmmmmm….*still looks like she doesn't believe* Anyway! SeeU, HOW IS YOUR HAIR SO LONG AND GORGEOUS? I swear, ALL of you Vocaloids have long and pretty hair, even Gakupo! D':

SeeU: *touches hair* Hmmm….I don't really do anything. Hmm…What about using a shampoo not too hard on the scalp? That usually helps and that's what I do too~

Hitomi: *writes in a random notebook* Alrighty! *cracks knuckles* payback tiems~~~

Len: *gulps* Wait, Hitomi-nyan-!

Hitomi: MAGICAL KITTY LEN LEN GO! Perform it, shota! And that goes for everyone involved in said video too, INCLUDING raepy Kaito! THERE'S YOUR FRIKEN KAILEN, RIN. Wait, Len, did you just call me "Hitomi-nyan"?

Len: I c-can't help it, nya! *blushes*

Rin: *smirks*I thank thee in advance for the KaiLen. I love all of you, reviewers who dared KaiLen. It would be so pleasing if you could send another batch of them in the next chapter~

Len: R-Rin…

Hitomi: LENNY? MAGICAL NEKO LEN LEN! *sits down and eats magical popcorn*

Len: Ehh-

"Ohohoho! Now, March forward, my great army of leeks! Show this world the real power of green!" said a high pitched voice. Len and Kaito rushed towards the window then checked who's the owner of the voice. It happens to be Miku, no, Queen Miku Hatsune. The young queen was holding a leek as her scepter, and for some reason, leeks were all lined up and standing.

Len: That girl….Queen Miku, nyan?

Suddenly, the lights dimmed and a single spotlight was pointed at a young professor by the age of 14. Kagamine Rin, known as "EVS-R_02" because of her amazing mind that created a fighting robot at such a young age. Flying around the intelligent professor was her pet bird named Gonbuto.

"Correct, Len. That girl is known as the Evil Queen Miku. A bizarre girl that has a crazed obsession with leeks with a power that can make leeks move. Her threatening movements have left the city to panic. Her doings includes stealing fruits and vegetables, burning them all then replacing the others with leeks and some cases on where she kidnaps every leek hater in town. She possibly tortures them inside her little chamber but not even I have collected information about the captured innocents." Said the young professor with an unusually stern face.

"Professor Rin? Nya?" Len suddenly frowned as his ears and tail drooped.

"Len, when I created you, I had put certain….features….inside you."

"F-Features, nya?"

"Len….it is time to present that feature of you! Kaito, kiss him for humanity!" Rin said as she pointed at the blue male. Kaito nodded the pulled Len's arm.

"Eh-" Len's soft lips felt something against it…..

Another pair of lips? Wait…Kaito's lips? His big brother, kissing him? Len's question swirled too much in his head. Slowly and unconsciously, he stopped battling with his thoughts then let the warm lips stay there….even just for a little bit. Suddenly, white light engulfed both of them. He closed his blue eyes, not wanting to be blinded by the white light. When the light subsided…..

Len: In the name of the moe spirit, I, Magical Nuko Len Len, have come to rid the world of the evil green with my magical banana staff! So get ready, to face the all mighty moe spirit that rests inside me, green enemy! Nya! *strikes a pose with his banana staff*

Rin: Magical Nuko Len Len, go! Defeat the evil green!

Len: Wait, Professor Rin-nyan! I don't know what I just said! Nya! What exactly will I do and what's with this outfit nya?

Rin: Just do what your line says. Rid the world of the evil green, AKA Evil Queen Miku! Oh and the outfit's your battle costume! You gotta look moe in every battle! *winks*

Len: How exactly do I operate this thing, nya?

Rin: Just think of any attack that includes bananas. Invent yourself. Like banana bombs or making banana peels rain from the sky, fly with your banana staff. Oh and your strongest attack is the "Magical Banana Attack" so just go!

Len: Nya!

Magical Kitty Len Len sprints into action!

~With everyone else not part of the play or who doesn't want to be part of the play~

Hitomi: This show will be interesting~~ *munches on popcorn*

Everyone else: *recording scenes for laughs*

~Back to our heroine -err I mean hero. Yeah, hero~

Len: Hault, evil doer! Magical Nuko Len Len has come to set things right in here, nya!

Miku: *snickers* Oh, so we finally meet, Magical Nuko Len Len. You're that little robot that I've heard about in the science community. Well, since you're created by EVS-R_02, I doubt that you would be able to defeat me.

Len: ….How did you know about my creator, nya?

Miku: No duh. Who doesn't know her? A girl at the age of 14 created a "fighting robot with moe" that really seems like a regular human, only that it acts like a cat. Well, I'm quite happy that I'm the one who got to see you on action, little fighting robot! Let me see if EVS-R_02 failed in making you!

Len: *grits his teeth* My creator….may have her flaws….but in this category…she doesn't fail. *evil glare* Don't you dare try to insult her…

Miku laughed at the so called magical fighting robot.

"Guh! You surely must be a failure~! After all, you got that stubborn side of EVS-R_02!"

"Magical staff activate, Banana sword! Nya!"

A yellow light engulfed Len's staff. When the light subsided, the staff turned into a sword. Len gripped the sword's handle tight and glared evilly at the evil Queen.

"You'll regret on even saying anything…nyaa…."

A quick flash, then the blond was gone. Miku was confused. Instead, she gripped her tonfas that was actually just painted like leeks. She felt wind blow behind her.

*CLANK*

Miku: Guhh….hmph. I guess I never should have underestimated the work of EVS-R_02!

Len: That's right...Nya…everything that my creator creates…is absolutely astonishing nya!

Miku can't take this battle of tonfas and swords as an equal fight. She shoved the boy. He stumbled and fell down. His fall was quite hard, causing him to have a wound on his knee. Len rubbed his head, then slowly raised his knees up, checking the wound. He started to make small sniffles and his eyes tried hard to compress tears. All in all, for shotacons, this may seem like a cute moment. And as if right on cue, Len noticed that the evil Queen Miku's leek army all gathered around her as she was trying to stop her nose from bleeding. However, several minutes have passed but her nosebleed haven't ceased yet. She stood up hastily then ran away along with her leek army.

"I'll be back Magical Nuko Len Len! Our fight isn't over yet!" Said the queen as she ran away faster. Len just stared at the running criminal. His mind hasn't processed on what happened.

"Wha-nyaaa…What just happened nya?" Len said to himself. Someone unexpectedly lifted him up. He inhaled the familiar scent of vanilla ice cream. However, when he looked at the person's face, it was masked. Now that he observed longer….this man has the same blue hair as his onii-chan. Same scent. Same scarf. It's just that this man is wearing a mask with a suit and matching hat. Though he looks a lot like his onii-chan….he can't judge to early. What if it was just some random dude who dyed his hair blue and ate vanilla ice cream earlier?

"W-Who are you exactly, nyan~?" He asked.

"Call me Mr. Mysterious Scarf or Mystery for short." The man said as he jumped really high and landed on a branch that was near the open window of Len's room.

"I see. Did you come here to help me defeat Queen Miku nya?" Len said as Mystery managed to jump towards the window and land inside. He set Len on the bed.

"I planned to. However, when I got here, she was already out of sight and I saw you on the ground instead…." He said. He looked at his watch then looked at the blond boy.

"I'm so sorry, I can't treat your wound right now. I have some business to take care off so….."

Mystery kissed the blond magical boy on the lips softly and gently. Len stiffened. "Mystery" pulled away then winked at Len, then, he jumped out of the window.

Len: N-Nya?

Len's dainty fingers touched his lips. It was such a familiar feeling…that moment. It shocked him but…that same feeling…that same warmth….that same taste. Could it be really him? He covered his mouth then blushed in the color of Luka's hair. Suddenly, the door opened and a cheerful smile was directed at his direction. As usual, it was his dearest yet somehow annoying creator, EVS-R_02 or "Rin-nyan" as he nicknamed her. The intelligent professor was holding a first aid kit at her right hand. She approached the boy on the bed. She kneeled down then started to treat Len's wound. Len stared at Rin's ribbon, still thinking about what happened earlier with "Mystery".

"By the way…Len. Did Kaito come inside and kiss you again?" Rin asked as she applied the disinfectant on the boy's wound. Len tapped his chin then shook his head.

"Really? That's weird…..Then how did you transform back into your normal self?" Rin muttered.

"Wait, I'm already out of my uniform, nya?"

"Yeah, why? You didn't notice?" Rin asked as she stood up from her position then sat beside Len.

"No….nya…"

"That's weird. You need to kiss Kaito again to transform back. I wonder what happened…." The young professor said as she swung her legs.

Len looked away then stared at the window. Could that man really be his Kaito-nii? A crime-fighting hero just by the streets? If he was, then why didn't he tell Len? More importantly…If he really was Len's dear onii-chan then why did the man kiss Len as Mystery instead of just being plain old Kaito-nii? Many questions swirled in his head. However, that scene kept replaying along with his thoughts. It made his whole face burn. Rin stoop up and then walked towards the door.

Rin: Len-nyan, I know you're exhausted so I'll give you a chance to rest. I'll see you later! I'll have Gumi-chan bring up some banana treats for you.

Right after Rin closed the door, he plopped down on his comfy bed then snuggled his fluffy pillow.

~In the room where everyone else is~

Hitomi: *thumbs up* That was some awesome acting guys!

Vocaloids: Thank you.

Hitomi: And I liked the part when Miku-sama really did have a nosebleed that easily. Great job Miku-sama!

Miku: *winks* Thank you~ My part wasn't really hard anyway~

Hitomi: So Rin, I take that you liked the KaiLen present?

Rin: Yes, I did! Thank you very much for the KaiLen dose. I even had Gonbuto catch the cute moment in a video~ And it was even more fun when Len was blushing all crazy because he was kissed by Mystery Aka Kaito-nii in his silly disguise~ *giggles*

Hitomi: Ah speaking of Kaito, nice acting you did there, dude! You acted so naturally when you were with Len!

Kaito: *smiles* Ahh well…it's not that hard doing it actually…..

Ega: *vein pop* Yes yes, everyone enjoyed the KaiLen moment that just happened there. So much that the two black haired girls over there stopped fighting and watched the monitor but we still need to attend to other dares, right?

Yuki: Ahh don't mind her. She just hates anything yaoi or yuri. However, she's right. Next dare please?

Hitomi: OKAI~ Miku-sama, FANSERVICE! Kiss my puppy! *holds out a mini-sized yorkie that's gas-y*

Miku: *her smile twitches* Ehhh….. It's cute but….exactly…where….?

Hitomi: Anywhere~ But won't it be more pleasing if it's at the lips~? *wink wink nudge nudge*

Miku: ….

Yumi: If you kiss it at the lips you won't go to the fan lounge for wounding Lenny-nyan earlier~~

Miku: ….Oh fine..! *kisses the yorkie for a millisecond*

Hitomi: Aww~~

Miku: *runs to the bathroom to brush, gargle and do any means of dental hygiene*

Rin: *sighs* She doesn't like dogs much.

Hitomi: Ah….Rin, I've been getting evidence that you hate Miku-sama :( Why's that? AND DON'T LIE, I HAVE AN ARMED LIE DETECTOR. *points lie detector at Rin*

Rin: *sweatdrop* Don't get me wrong, Miku is one of my best friends but of course, friends fight, now don't they? We have moments when we fight about our annoying sides or about our character items. However…..I usually hate Miku when the thought of my own best friend stealing away my fans from me reoccurs to my mind. It just hurts so much, ya know? What more if I think it about my friend with my twin at the same time? That just makes me feel like I was paved by my dearest roadroller in hell…..

The lie detector glows green, signifying that Rin is telling the truth. Hitomi pouted.

Hitomi: …..Luka, Why DO you like fish so much?

Luka: ….I don't know how to describe my love to fish, more specifically to tuna. Like every vocaloid with their character item, something just suddenly pulled us all to love them and we all don't know why. But it usually just started on a first taste as the first love. As for me…I love tuna. The way on how the fish meat tastes….the skin…the face…just everything about tuna makes me so happy. I don't know exactly why or how, all I know is that I love tuna so much.

Hitomi: *nods* Very nice speech, Luka. Now, Meiko, Do you get into any trouble when you're drunk~?

Meiko: The only serious trouble I've ever experienced when I'm drunk is when I got too drunk on a Crypton party and wrestled every creator or producer….I swear, I was confined in a special room for 3 week after that since my wrestling hurt some of the producers badly…..

Hitomi: And I think that's all .3. BUUUUT I think I'll stick around as a guest this chappie~ *brings out shotgun* I must do random acts of revenge for Lenny-chan~ my RAR! *plays with SeeU's hair*

SeeU: *smiles*

Yuki: Of course, you're free to stay as a guest…however…

Rin: Len-nyan is still resting in his room, Hitomi-chan. Is it okay if you postpone your revenge acts for later?

Ega: I mean, this session is pretty long after all.

Hitomi: Hmmmm okay! *still playing with SeeU's hair*

Ega: Why do you want revenge on Len anyway?

Hitomi: That dude was cursing at me, big time. And it was all because of his stupid banana deficiency! And banana buddies aren't supposed to yell at each other... *pouts*

Ega: I see...

Dorothy entered the room.

Dorothy: MAN. YUKI, YUMI, EGA, YOUR DARE BASE REALLY IS A FREAKING MAZE!

Yuki: *wink wink* Of course, I designed it after all~

Ega: Oh and Dorothy-san, meet Hitomi-san. Another guest for this session

Dorothy and Hitomi shake hands with wide smiles.

Yumi: I think you two will get along well~

Ega: Alright, next is from A certain failing author

I JUST FOUND THIS FIC.

AND THEN THIS FIC BUSTED MY BUTT.

One word: Funny.

...Just...funny. I think this is going to be in my fave...though I know there're more Q&A fics out there, I think I've taken a liking of this one...

Alright, my dares: (Oh, and it involves Big Al.)

Miku: Play pocky game with Big Al. Yes.

Kaito: Roleplay with Big Al as husband-and-wife, with Kaito as the wife. Make sure you do it in front of Miku and Len (Yes, there's KaiLen...I think.)

Rin: Lock yourself with Big Al in a closet for 10 mins.

Len: Lick Big Al's feet suggestively. Make sure Rin and Kaito watch it.

Gakupo: Have a nice gay conversation with Big Al.

Luka: Kiss Big Al. Make sure it's french kiss. Oh, and do it in front of Gakupo.

Meiko: Write a fanfic about Len making out with Big Al. ...It's up to you whether you want it to be M-rated or not...

...I think that's all. And no, I'm serious about these dares.

A certain failing author or should we call him "Pedo-sama" -as he requested- entered the room.

Pedo: I JUST FOUND THIS THEN THIS FIC BUSTED MY BUTT. One word: Funny. ...Just...funny. I think this is going to be in my fave...though I know there're more Q&A fics out there, I think I've taken a liking of this one...

Yuki: Ah, really~? Ah, that really make me happy, senpai~! I'm glad that you found this funny~ I never thought that it would really bust someone's butt!

Yumi: *cough alert alert a girl who likes it when someone busts their butt over her fanfic cough*

Yuki: *vein pop* Don't let me get that fan and scythe, Yumi-chan.

Yumi: H-Hai, Yuki-chan….

Ega: Ah..please don't mind them! They fight a lot.

Pedo: Alright, my dares. Oh, and it involves Big Al.

Yumi: Ega-chan you have the list of phone numbers right~? Go ahead and call him~

Ega: Yeah..sure…whatever. *Calls Big Al* "Ah yeah….so….please come to the room right beside the grand hall….I think you've been at the grand hall before, yes? Ah, yes. Bye."

After a few minutes, Big Al entered the nameless room with a smile.

Pedo: Miku, play pocky game with Big Al.

Miku: Heh? Really?

Pedo: Yes. *hands her pocky*

Big Al: …..So this is my first dare, huh.

Miku: Eh…yes. *takes out a pocky stick and hands it to Big Al*

Big Al: *takes pocky stick* I'm sorry if this will be too awkward for you, Miss Miku.

Big Al placed the end of the pocky by his bottom lip. Miku did the same to the other end. Slowly, they munched on the pocky stick….until….both ends finally meet. It was a short kiss, right after that, they parted away.

Big Al: I'm sorry, Miss Miku.

Miku: Oh no, it's okay! You don't need to say sorry. *smiles*

Pedo: Next dare! Kaito, roleplay with Big Al as husband-and-wife, with Kaito as the wife. Make sure you do it in front of Miku and Len 'Yes, there's KaiLen...I think.'

Kaito/Big Al: ….

Miku: ….You can get through this, Len-nyan. You're the all powerful Nuko Len Len after all….

Len: I should say that to you, Queen Miku. Do your best not to strangle Mr. Big Al…..

Miku: I'd never do such a thing….*nervous laugh*

Len: Ahahaha~ yeah right! *nervous laugh*

~Somewhere in a corner where everyone else gathered to get away from the thick atmosphere~

Meiko: Kaito, you're maidens are fighting are pitying each other again. Do something about it.

Pedo: Perhaps the best way to make them break up the chit chat is to do the dare, right?

Kaito: Eh….right…but how do I do that?

Ega: *evil smirk* I know just the thing, Kaito.

~Few minutes later~

Kaito: *is wearing an apron and a spatula* Ne….Ega-san…what is this?

Ega: It's your "wife" attire. I don't support yaoi but this is too funny to pass out! Now go and roleplay and let me see the faces Miku will make!

Kaito: *pouts*

~In that place where Kaito's maidens -err I mean siblings are still pitying each other~

Miku: Ahaha now don't try to hide your feelings and accept that you are done for-

Kaito: Honey~!

Miku/Len: Hueh?

Suddenly, the deadly atmosphere faded and it was replaced by a cheerful one that was probably decorated with pink flowers…..

"Al, what would you like to eat?" Asked Kaito as he waved his spatula around.

"Ah well, you can make the usual, deary!" Big Al said while winking at Kaito.

"You mean that vanilla ice cream we have by this time of the hour? Okay~" Kaito said cheerfully. He skipped to the refrigerator, opened the freezer and grabbed the tub of vanilla ice cream. He grabbed two spoons then skipped ahead to Big Al. He sat down right next to Big Al, scooped some ice cream then smiled.

"Al~ Say "ah" for me~" Kaito said. Big Al opened his mouth as the spoon with ice cream entered his mouth.

"Delicious as always, deary." It was Big Al's turn to feed his "deary". Kaito happily opened his mouth and ate the ice cream.

~At the part where Kaito's siblings are~

Miku: *clutching her tie* This is an...unusual pairing in the household.

Len: *hugging the pillow with his ears and tail drooped* ...Unusual indeed.

Miku: I don't know if I hate this or love this….If I should record this or not...

Len: *releases the pillow* I don't know to you.

~At the safe corner of the room~

Meiko: The maidens…they suddenly died down

Rin: *sighs* Miku must be wondering if she should capture the moment or not. That girl has a thing for recording BL...

Pedo: … *too busy watching the RP*

~At the "couples" side~

Kaito: *smiles cheerfully,throws the tub and washes the spoons*

Big Al: *reads the newspaper* …..Hm. Looks like there'll be some delay.

Kaito: Hm? Is something wrong dear?

Big Al: It's nothing, just the news. Well, I have to go to work!

Kaito: *smiles* take care!

Kaito and Big Al hold hands and bows down.

Kaito/Big Al: We hope you liked our acting!

Pedo: …Good enough.

Miku/Len: Ehehe…yeh….that was great acting…

Ega: HAHAHA! THIS IS TOO FUNNY, UNTIL I WANT TO PUKE!

Others: ...*kinda surprised* Eh…next dare please!

Pedo: Okay! Rin, Lock yourself with Big Al in a closet for 10 mins.

Rin: *searches around for any closet*

Ega: I don't think there's a closet in here.

Yumi: But there's a dressing room….Its not really big anyway and we can always turn off the lights!

Rin/Big Al: *goes to the dressing room*

Ega: *turns off the lights and locks them in*

~10 minutes later~

Big Al exited the dressing room….wearing Rin's bow.

Big Al: *places the ribbon on Rin's head* Miss Rin, here's your bow.

Rin: Thanks! You looked kinda cute in it.

Big Al: Uh huh…..

Pedo: Len, lick Big Al's feet suggestively. Make sure Rin and Kaito watch it.

Rin/Kaito/Len: …..

Rin: Are you joking, Pedo-sama?

Pedo: No, I'm serious about these dares.

Len: ….How do you lick feet nya?

Big Al: ….But he's only a young, innocent child.

Rin: Maybe he knows…..maybe. Have you ever done anything like this Len-nyan?

Len: I don't know…nya.

Yumi: What about this? *shows the chocolate syrup*

Everyone: ...?

Yuki: And what exactly are you going to use it for?

Yumi: Well, Pedo-senpai, you can call it a bonus but why not use this so that Len would be guided on where he would lick. He could lick off the chocolate syrup from Big Al's foot.

Yuki: That's not bad…..

Yumi: Ne, Pedo-senpai? Can we?

Pedo: Okay.

Yumi: Alright, where's Big Al?

Rin: They're at the bed….Big Al already had his foot cleaned and pants rolled up while my shota cat brother is worrying about his tongue.

Yumi: Uh huh….Okay Big Al! Just go with the flow and wash your feet after this!

Big Al/Len: …..?

Yumi: It's supposed to be a guide for Len since he never done that before…all he needs to do is to lick the choco syrup so that he'd do good. Get set Len, kneel down. Big Al, raise your foot.

Big Al raised his foot a bit. Len stood on all fours to reach the foot better.

"Alright, this shouldn't last long. Shota-chan, do your best!" Yumi poured the chocolate by the front of the foot and then by the toes. Len started licking the toes, giving each a long lick because of syrup dripping down. He then went to the sides and licked off the chocolate as much as he could. He decided to lick the top as much as he can so that the chocolate won't drop off anymore. As soon as he was done, he went to toes again since he missed some. After that, Rin handed him some wet tissues. Some of the chocolate got to his hair.

Len: *wipes his face and looks at Big Al* I'm sorry if that was disturbing or if my rough tongue hurt you nya…..

Big Al: *ruffles Len's hair* It's okay, I should be the one saying sorry though. And your tongue didn't hurt me, it was quite ticklish actually! Now, don't worry about it!

Big Al smiled at Len one last time then walked to the bathroom. It did feel sticky after all.

Rin: Len, you might want to clean your mouth too.

Len: ...?

Rin: The chocolate and other logical things. There's a bathroom at the Grand Hall, come on!

Len: Okay…

Rin and Len left the room and headed to the bathroom of the Grand Hall. Yuki and Ega walked to where the chocolate syrup dropped.

Yuki: I wonder if we can wash this or we can just poof this clean…

Yumi: Just wash it and do something that doesn't include laziness~~

Yuki: You're the one to talk!

Ega: Fight more and I swear I will deprive you two of yaoi for a week!

Yuki/Yumi: …Yes ma'am.

~At the other side of the room~

Pedo: …Does that always happen?

Luka: Only now, since this is Ega-san's first ever appearance here.

Gakupo: And I must say that this is the first time I've seen Yumi-san disciplined by someone else….along with Yuki-san.

Kaito: I know, it's like some miracle happened ever since Ega-san came here.

Meiko: And why is that?

Kaito: They torture us with less yaoi jokes now.

Miku: Ahh finally, someone noticed that. It looks like Rin-chan and I are the only ones throwing in the yaoi jokes.

Pedo: Well, with all the perverted scenes here, I bet they don't need to do much anymore….

Everyone: *nods*

Yumi/Yuki: EXACTLY.

Others: You heard us?

Yuki/Yumi: Of course we did, you're conversation was interesting after all~~

Big Al went out of the CR. A few seconds later, Rin and Len entered the room.

Pedo: Now that everyone is here, Gakupo, have a nice gay conversation with Big Al.

Gakupo/Big Al: …

~In a secluded corner with a cheerful atmosphere~

Gakupo: Did you check out that new makeup palette you wanted?

Big Al: Yup! I really wanted to buy it but it was so expensive. I need to save some money….

Gakupo: I see….so, how's your love life going?

Big Al: Not so good. I can't see that guy I've always dreamed of.

Gakupo: What about that really nice blond, Leon? He's really nice to you, right?

Big Al: He is…and I admit that I'm attracted to him but…..he has Lola. They love each other much and I all I want for him to be happy.

Gakupo: *pats him on the head*

~After talking about hair styles and hair sprays~

Gakupo/Big Al: *awkward moment*

Gakupo: Sorry, I blabbered about my hair spray collection too much.

Big Al: It's okay. You gave some tips from out little chit chat.

Pedo: And to break this happy moment, Luka, kiss Big Al. Make sure it's a French kiss. Oh, and do it in front of Gakupo.

Luka/Big Al: ….

Gakupo: …

Big Al: Please don't strangle me...We had a nice conversation earlier…

Gakupo: I won't…just….

Len: *hands Gaku the pillow he was clutching earlier* Need this, Gaku-nii? I'll lend it to you nya.

Gakupo: *takes the pillow* Thank you, Len-kun. *clutches pillow*

Luka glanced at Gakupo with an unreadable look in her eyes. She made her way to the tall Engloid. She placed her lips gently at first then licked the male's bottom lip, signaling him to open his lips. Both of them open their lips and their tongues meet inside the wet cavern of the shorter vocaloid. Their tongues didn't battle, they just danced gracefully as a swan. After a few seconds, they ended their dance then parted away.

Luka glanced at the purple haired samurai. He wasn't clutching the pillow that Len gave him but he was wiping his katana with a clean, white cloth.

Big Al: …

Gakupo: Now now, Big Al. I won't hurt you, not after our friendly conversation but I would let an inanimate object have the hurt instead. *smiles*

Big Al: Uh…right…..okay.

Pedo: Meiko, write a fanfic about Len making out with Big Al. ...It's up to you whether you want it to be M-rated or not...

Meiko: So this is my moment to write a story myself huh? Okay…

~30 minutes later~

Meiko: I'm done.

Yuki: You're done already? Seriously? Wow, you're fast. It takes me few days to make one story and few months to finish dare fics~

Meiko: It's not very long anyway…..

Pedo: I see…..So Meiko, about your story…

Meiko: I typed it in my computer so go ahead and read it.

Pedo: Do you have some kind of summary for your story?

Meiko: Nah…it was a short make out so making a summary is like a spoiling nuisance. It's better to read it all the way.

Pedo: If you say so.

Meiko: Oh and Len and Big Al switch POVs . Oh and you guys better be careful at reading. Ega-san, don't read at all.

Ega: Okay…

Everyone else: M'kay. *reads the fic*

"Alone together"

Len POV

"Waaa…..it's so boring here!"

I threw my banana plushie to the wall. I threw Rin's orange plushie to the wall too. Maybe I should throw the roadroller plushie too…Oh forget it! I shouldn't be thowing plushies to the wall! Or to the floor…I bet Rin would throw me to the wall if she found out I was messing with her stuff. Well, what can you expect from a girl with anger issues every month? Or every day…..which ever comes first.

I should really stop ranting here. Anyway, the name's Kagamine Len. 14 years old and I'm already a man. Yeah. A manly man. That's what I am! Anyway, I bet you can guess my current mood. People, you just heard me say it! And I wanna say it again.

"IT'S SO BORING HERE." I yelled to no one. Okay, maybe I yelled it to that picture I have with Rin but it doesn't count. It's inanimate, right? I stood up, wobbling to pick up those plushies on the floor. I grabbed the soft plushies then threw them back to the bed.

"I need to do something here…but everyone's like…out!"

Wait, let me rethink this…First, Rin is out with Miku-nee,Luka-nee and Meiko-sama to do some random shopping by the mall. Kaito-nii and Gakupo-nii are out doing god-knows-whatever, probably eating eggplant ice cream while looking up a random girl's skirt. Piko, Oliver and Gachapoid are out because they said they needed to get out of the manor and get rid of the shota teases. All the Vocaloid 3 girls are out recording something. Gumi,Lily,Iroha, Kiyoteru and Yuki went out to take Yuki to that amusement park she always wanted to go to. The Engloids minus Big Al decided to go an onsen, which Mizki and Yuuma actually went to a week ago for their part time job…..

"Now that I think about it, I can hang out a father figure like Big Al! He can teach me these awesome, manly stuff!"

I went out of my room and rushed downstairs, only to see Big Al eating some popcorn while watching something on TV. I plopped down the sofa next to him. He looked away from the TV then looked at my eyes directly.

"Oh, hello Len!" He said cheerfully as he ruffled my head. I laughed a bit then smiled at him as well.

"This is probably the second time you went downstairs…" He said to me.

"Ahh well….there wasn't anything interesting to do downstairs or upstairs…" I sighed then walked towards the fruit bowl. I snapped a banana from the bunch then peeled it. I took a small bite of the heavenly fruit then skipped my way to Big Al.

…

…..

…

Alright what is up with the silence? I think I already finished three bananas and all I can hear here is the sounds from the TV and his own thoughts. I stood up then threw the banana peel to the trash can. Hee walked towards the fridge….maybe there was something to drink?

"Meh…..nothing." I closed the door then leaned on the wall. Next thing I know is that I fell to another room. Wait, what? Fell? To another room? But that was a wall! I rubbed my head then stood up. The room had this strange scent…like….sake? Ohhh so I must be in a secret sake stash by Meiko-sama. Man, how did she do it? I gotta praise her later. Hmm….I wonder why she likes sakes so much anyway? I walked around and found a sake bottle…perhaps….I should try it? It will be just a small sip…

Big Al POV

I looked away from the TV then went to the kitchen. Where is Len? Wasn't he here a few moments ago?

"Mnnn Big Al~?" I heard a high pitched voice call out to me. Next thing I know is that blond boy was clinging to my right leg.

"L-Len! Where were you? And why are you on the floor?" Len simply laughed and stood up but he wobbled a bit. He held up a brown…sake bottle?

"Len, where did you get that?"

"From *hic* the stash of heaven~~ *hic*" He slurred. He's wobbling too much. I carried him bridal style then set him on the sofa. What am I supposed to do with a drunk boy? I was never stuck in this situation before….and I never let myself be stuck with a drunk. I tried to take away the bottle away from him but he doesn't let it go. I kneeled down to his level.

"Len, please don't make this complicated." I said gently as I parted the golden locks covering his eyes. He just giggled and suddenly sat up.

"Big Al~~~ *hic* sit down with meh pleazee…*hic*" he said to me. I did what he said of course.

"Len are you- mmph?"

Wait.

Wait.

Just WAIT.

"Nyahahaha~~ Big Al~~ wanna get it on~?" He asked to me as he pushed me down on the sofa. This is one of the reasons why I never hang out with people when they're drunk! He landed his soft lips on mine. He licked my bottom lick. I opened it slightly which gave him an opportunity to slide his tongue in mine.

Alright, I'm not gonna let myself loose to someone who sings/dances/acts as a little shota who's willing to get raped or crossdress or die or do all three of them at the same time! I pushed him down forcefully on the sofa and took the chance of roaming around his mouth instead. Hmm….tastes a lot like sake. This kid drank too much! But somehow….It still had that sweet taste from bananas. It made his taste bitter yet sweet, I like it. I finally meet his small tongue at the center and danced with it intensely. He didn't put up a fight in dominance at all; he just followed my steps, like what a follower would do to his idol. We kissed there, without a single trace of common sense in our minds…we just kissed. I pulled away from him, leaving his small mouth with a thin string of saliva. I took deep breaths and stood up.

Ah…I just kissed Len. Len, a 14 year old boy, mirror image and dearest twin brother of Miss Rin…known as the demonic princess as Kaito and Gakupo once told me….

I'm screwed.

I sighed and sat down at the other end of the sofa that the blond wasn't occupying. He stood up and wobbled his way to me. He sat down on my lap and looked at me with his half-lidded eyes and with his pink lips forming a pout.

"Big Al~ T-That isn't enough~ *hic* I want more!" he whispered in my ear. I leaned my head on his shoulder and inhaled that sweet scent of bananas.

-Len, you're driving me crazy…-

-But if this is what you really want…..-

-I'll let myself fall into the temptation.-

(Yuki: How do you write stories with a plot? XD)

Everyone: …..

Ega: *faints* I… saw it.

Yumi: *pokes her again* You know it's yaoi, why did you dare to look anyway?

Ega: *wakes up* It was an accident.

Yumi: *suspicious look* Oh...really?

Pedo: Good job! But you know, you really did cut off the sex scenes in purpose…..

Meiko: I did. I didn't want to write the sex scenes since I would hurt Kaito and Rin very much. I don't want to die by the hands of Rin's roadroller and Kaito's extreme rage.

Rin: ….Hah. I don't think I'll be mad if you write sex scenes. I mean, this is a unique pairing after all.

Kaito: …*sighs*

Big Al: …I don't think that I wil really do such things to this young boy, not even if he's drunk, Miss Meiko.

Meiko: Relax. It's only fanfiction.

Miku: Fanfiction crosses all boundaries~! Especially if the creator makes it break the fourth wall.

Luka: Which you are trying to do now Miku.

Meiko: So, anyone have a complaint about the story?

Len: I do! First, was it nessesary for you to interchange the roles? Second, do you really have a sake stash? Third, what is with the "-sama" honorific? Fourth, what is with this ending?

Meiko: First, yes. Second, it's a secret. Third and Fourth, because I'm the authoress so nobody complains about the turns of the story. Do I make myself clear?

Len: *pouts* …..Yes.

Pedo: ...I think that's all. Alright, so long!

Pedo-sama left the dare base.

Ega: *cracks knuckles* Alright! Now it's my turn to go crazy! Next dare is the one is…from me lol. Anyways, call me Vine for the moment.

MeAndMyReflection

Hello! my name is Vine! With my two reflection. Mia and Akuru!

Mia : Hai!

Akuru : Hai! My pervert master ask me to give a pervy dare!

Vine : No I didn't!

Mia : I won't asking much, as long I see Len-kun! Kyaa!

Vine & Akuru : *sweat drop*

Vine : Watch over her. I afraid something bad will happened.

Akuru : YES, VINE! Now, shall we?

Miku :

Vine : I HATE YOU!

Akuru : Miku.. please mouthful Len with banana.

Mia : Who will you choose as your boyfriend? Kaito or Len?

Rin :

Vine : What do you think about Putin-P series? I like your voice in the series the most!

Akuru : Kiss Len with full of PASSION!

Akuru & Vine : PLEASE KILL MIKU!

Len :

Vine : Ask Rin for a date!

Akuru : Sing Spice to Rin!

Mia : *dog face* Len.. LET ME HUG YOU!

Luka :

Vine : Have a date with Gakupo! To.. Cinema!

Akuru : Cook for Gakupo! NO TUNA!

Mia : Why do you love Gakupo?

Gakupo :

Vine : For 5 review, hug Luka!

Akuru : Pretend that you were marriage with Luka! Kaito as the catholic priest, Rin & Yuki as the Maid of Honors, Miku and Gumi as the Flower girls, Len as the ring bearer, I will be the best man, Mia will be the cook for the reception, Yumi will be the camerawoman and Yuki and Vine will be the bridesmaids.

Mia : Why do you love Luka?

Kaito :

Vine : Let's eat ice cream together somewhere!

Akuru : Kiss Miku as long as you can!

Mia : Sing Cantarella for Miku!

Gumi :

Vine : What does it feel if you with Dell engage?

Dell :

Vine : What does it feel if you with Gumi engaged?

Vine : Kiss Gumi lips for 1 minutes!

Akuru : If you don't want, kiss me!

Miki & Miku :

Mia : Sing Two breaths walking together!

All :

Akuru : All of you. Let go your clothes! Man only with they jeans. Girl can use swim clothes. Not the hostess.

Vine : Goodbye! Akuru! Bring her to the mirror! She struggle so amazing!

Akuru : I know! I'M TRYING!

Mia : LEN-KUN! LEN-KUN!

Akuru : See you later!

Yumi: *hands "Vine" a full body mirror* You know what to do girl. *winks*

Yuki: *smiles* We won't bicker for the moment. We'll let you have the spotlight~

Vine: *smiles* Thanks! Now…. *ahem ahem. Reviewer mode activated* Hello! my name is Vine! With my two reflections, Mia and Akuru!

Mia: Hai!

Akuru: Hai! My pervert master asked me to give a pervy dare!

Vine: No I didn't!

Mia: I won't asking much, as long I see Len-kun! Kyaa!

Vine/Akuru: *sweat drop*

Vine: Watch over her. I afraid something bad will happen.

Akuru: YES, VINE! Now, shall we?

Vine: Now…. Miku…..I HATE YOU!

Miku: Geh! *tries to stay calm* O-Okay…I-I can't change your mind after all…

Rin: …'I don't know if I'm supposed to be happy or sad for Miku.'

Vine: DON'T BE SAD FOR MIKU!

Rin: ...

Akuru: Miku…. please mouthful Len with banana.

Vine: NOOOOOOOO! NOT MIKU x LEN!

Akuru: YES!

Miku: Len-kun? But I think he's still resting….

Rin: I'll go to his room for a moment.

Rin heads out to Len's room.

~In Len's room~

Rin strode inside the boy's room, only to see him asleep on his bed. Rin tapped her chin. Rin noticed a glass of banana milk at his desk. Gumi did what she asked her to do. Rin kneeled down to her sleeping brother's level then poked his soft cheek. Len shifted a bit.

"…."

Rin simply carried Len bridal style then went back to where everyone else is.

~Back in that room where everyone else is~

Rin: I have him. He's sound asleep though. *sets him on the bed*

Miku: …..

Rin: …*whispers something in Len's kitty ear*

Len: *shots head up* Bananas and fishes nya? Are they safe, nya? *worried kitty eyes*

Rin: *snickers* Don't worry Len-nyan. They're completely safe. I don't know what to say about you though.

Len: ...? What is it about, Rin-nyan?

Miku: *peels a banana* I think I need to make you swallow a banana.. fully.

Len: Nya? That's not a problem, just be slow and gentle when you're putting it in my mouth, nya~

Rin: …'That line from Lenny-nyan was so wrong…..'

Akuru: *stifles laughter* Dude, that line you just say was epic!

Len: ...?

Rin: Don't mind Akuru-san, Len-nyan. You're too innocent to understand it.

Akuru: Anyway, Miku! The dare?

Miku: Oh right- *pulled back by Hitomi*

Hitomi: Wait! Miku-sama!

Miku: Hitomi-chan?

*whisper whisper*

Hitomi: Please, Miku-sama~?

Miku: But Len-nyan…

*whisper whisper*

Miku: ….Fine. I have no choice then.

Miku approached Len then smiled.

Miku: Say "Ah" Len-nyan~

Len: Nyaah *opens mouth wide open*

Miku: *shoves the banana into his throat real quick*

Len: *chokes*

Miku: Ohohoho! Now, this is my revenge, Nuko Len Len!

Len: *munches banana little by little then swallows*

Rin: *hands Len a glass of water*

Akuru: …

Vine: AHAHAHA! Looks like I WIN, AKURU!

Akuru: ….. Hmph! Whatever..

Len: *drinks then glares at Miku* Queen Miku, will you not rest from your evil doings, nya?

Miku: Perhaps I'll take a break now. My revenge ain't over yet, Nuko Len Len! *goes to where Hitomi is then bows in apology to Len*

Hitomi: *smirks* "My revenge ain't over yet, Nuko Len Len!"

Len: *shivers* N-Next one please nya…

Mia: Miku, who will you choose as your boyfriend? Kaito or Len?

Miku: …Hmm. I don't know who. Kaito-nii is the kind yet clumsy older brother type that seems so moe while Len-nyan is the reliable yet tsundere little brother type….I pick Kaito. If I get Kaito then Len-nyan would get Rin-chan. If he gets Rin-chan then I would have my twincest dose then.

Vine: Yay! Miku X Kaito!

EVS-R_02: That Queen Miku really is evil….

Len: ….

Miku: *smirks*

Vine: Rin, what do you think about Putin-P series? I like your voice in the series the most!

Rin: I love that series of course! I feel awesome! And Glutton!Miku being in love with a clown/drug dealer is just plain hilarious~!

Vine: And I'm so happy to know the half of the storyline!

Akuru: Rin, kiss Len with full of PASSION!

Len: N-Nya? *innocent cat boy blush*

Rin: ….*blushes* Wait, what about Len's fang?

Akuru: It wouldn't get in the way!

Rin: …And to think I tried protecting his last bits of innocence inside of him. 'Not to mention that this is Len's third kiss from today's session….' Ugh, fine.

Len: *blink blink*

Rin: Len-nyan, I know that you're acting innocent like a normal cat boy but don't pull those eyes on me or I swear I will lock you in a room with Mystery.

Len: *gulps* O-Okay….

Rin sat down next to Len. Rin made the move and crashed her lips on Len's lips. Len licked Rin's bottom lip, asking for entrance. The sudden tongue that licked her lip caused her to gasp, and as the effect, the cat boy managed to slip his rough tongue inside the young girl's wet cavern. The boy's tongue probed around the enclosed space. He proceeded with having a little dance inside the cavern. Their tongues entwined, not one was in the state of losing. That was until the cat boy pushed Rin to lay down on the bed and added more strength to his tongue while Rin was at her weak point. Rin finally surrendered and let the leader take the lead in the graceful dance. Len pulled away from Rin, leaving her mouth with a string of saliva then got back to his position. He was blushing madly, as expected. As for Rin…well, just like Len but she can't maintain a completely calm reaction…

Rin: L-Len-nyan! I was supposed to lead! Akuru-san said I should kiss you full of passion, not you to kiss me full of passion!

Akuru: *whispers to himself* I didn't say something like that…

Len: But Rin-nyan, you made the move and you were already rough at first so you completed your dare.*smirks a bit*

Akuru: *whisper to himself* Good one, Len…

Rin: Then was it necessary for you to really push me?

Len: You can say that. I mean, I need to use some tricks I've learned after all…..

(Yumi:I wanna make something clear here XD Alright,so I gave Len some cat ears and some cat habits but he can also control those habits. He can stop acting out the habits whenever he wants so he's still acting and he can quit the "nya" thing anytime~)

Mia: I wish Lin was me…

Akuru: Mia.. It's Rin.

Mia: Sorry.

Rin: …I'll have a talk with you and Kaito later. Next dare please.

Akuru/Vine: Rin, PLEASE KILL MIKU!

Rin: ….? Yuki, ain't that against the rules?

Yuki: I didn't say that they can't kill a character. I said that they need to forget it since it'll be no fun after all. Like I said in the rules, you can kill but remember that they will resurrect after a few minutes. But still, you can kill and abuse. We all know that they always resurrect after a few minutes and die the next day.

Rin: So I still have to kill her?

Yuki: Pretty much. Do this in a private room with you five though. Do it at the next room please.

Rin: *nods*

Rin, Miku and Vine left the room. Vine was still carrying that full body mirror since Akuru and Mia went back to the mirror.

~In another room,which is the grand hall~

Akuru/Vine: KILL HER!

Mia: NO! DON'T KILL MINKU-CHAN!

Akuru/Vine: IT'S MIKU!

Mia: Sorry.. But please. DON'T KILL HER!

Akuru/Vine: NEVAR!

Rin: *grabs her gun* Don't worry Miku, the pain won't last long….

Miku: *gulps* R-Rin-chan…..?

Rin: *points gun at Miku's head* I'm so sorry Miku…

*BANG!*

Akuru/Vine: *cheers*

Mia: NOO! HIKU!

Akuru/Len: IT'S MIKU!

Mia: Sorry..

Rin: Moroi, Moroi hito nante….. *sniff* Ahh well, let's just play something interesting later, once you're reborn.

(Yuki: Guess which song that line came from!)

Rin and Vine –who is still carrying that heavy fully body mirror- exited the grand hall then entered the room where everyone else was.

Others: …..

Rin: ….

Vine: HAHAHA! WE REALLY ENJOY THAT SHOW! RIGHT, AKURU?

Akuru: YEAH!

Mia: …..

Yuki: *whistles* She'll come back in the review by the way. So no one needs to be sad or to hate. It's not like she doesn't die.

Vocaloids: *nods* Next dare please!

Vine: Len, ask Rin for a date!

Len walked towards Rin. He took her left hand then kissed it. He looked up at Rin then winked.

"Hey, Rin-nyan, wanna go out later?"

Rin bowed her head then nodded a bit. Len winked at Rin again then walked back to the bed.

Rin: *blushes* 'What's happening to my brother? First he turns into this cute and defenseless shota then turn into this really cool spice…'

Vine: Isn't that good?

Rin: First, how could you even read my thoughts?

Vine: Reviewer and Hostess magic.

Rin: Second, no it's not! It's quite weird.

Akuru: Len! Sing Spice to Rin!

Rin: 'Oh fudge. I'm screwed.'

Len: *spice smirk then corners Rin to another part of the wall*

Rin: Len, stop cornering people.

Len: *licks lips* I can't help it, it's the easiest way….

Rin: ….'What the hell is happening to my brother? Kaito, what the hell did you teach him?'

Len: *ahem*

gozen yoji no kooru de me o samasu (I wake up at a call at 4 am)

"kinou dare to doko ni ita" nante (being asked "Where were you yesterday?")

iinogare to iiwake o kougo ni (Using both evasive languages and excuses,)

tsukaiwakete tanoshinde'ru (I'm enjoying conversation this a lot)

"kimi dake da yo" nante ne (Things like "You are the only one")

betasugi waraechau (I say it too often that it makes me laugh)

dareka to tsunagatte itai dake (I enjoy doing "it" with someone, you know?)

nigakute hotto na supaisu (My bitter and hot spice)

kimi dake ni ima ageru yo (I'll give it to you right now)

muchuu ni saseru boku no teisuto o (My unforgettably wonderful taste)

karadajuu de kanjite (Can you feel it through your body?)

"chokusetsu atte hanashitai n da" ("I want to meet you in person and talk")

mochikaketa boku no nerai atari (That's your weakness I always aim at)

aishiaeba dou de mo yoku naru yo (As long as we fall in love, it's okay right?)

kagi o akete rabirinsu e (I unlock the door and lead you into a labyrinth)

"aishite'ru" da nante ne (Things like "I love you")

kakehiki da yo koi no geemu wa (That's merely a trap)

ochita hou ga make desho (In this love game, the one who falls first is the loser, right?)

nigakute amai shiroppu (Your bittersweet syrup)

boku dake ni namesasete yo (let me the only one to lick it)

kasaneta hada to kimi no teisuto de (With our naked bodies and your taste)

boku no koto o mitashite (let me be filled and satisfied)

aisuru koto o shiranai (I don't know a thing about love)

boku ni wa kore de choudo ii (and I'm completely fine with it)

aijou nante hitsuyou to shinai (I don't see affectionate love necessary)

koi no hou ga raku desho (since passion is easier to show, right?)

nee boku no supaisu (Here, my bitter and hot spice)

kimi dake ni ima ageru yo (I'll give it to you now)

muchuu ni saseru boku no teisuto o (My unforgettably wonderful taste)

karadajuu de kanjite (Can you feel it through your body?)

Rin: w-waa..waa…*blushing madly*

Len: *smirks then pokes Rin's cheeks* You're so red, Rin-chan.

Rin: ….Shut up. And what happened to your cat attitude..?

Len: Oh? Well, I didn't break anything at all….

Len turned around then walked back to the bed while his tail was wagging.

'Dammit, just what happened to my innocent Len-nyan? Is this the effect on too much yaoi teasings or too much spice dares?' Rin thought to herself. She sat beside her cherry blossom haired sister instead.

Len: Oh come on Rin-nyan, that was a joke.

Rin: You're tail is still wagging.

Len: Okay okay, I'll calm it down…..*calms down and his tail drops* Happy?

Rin: …I can see you smirking.

Len: Aww now Rin-nyan, that was just a joke~ *smiles innocently* Don't take it seriously nya~

Rin: *deadpan face* Don't you dare use that trick on me.

Len: Yes ma'am. I'll stop now. Next dare please?

Mia: *dog face* Len.. LET ME HUG YOU!

Len: *smiles then stretches out his arms* Go ahead then~

Mia: *hugs –tackle glomps Len*

~Several moments later~

Len: Mia-san…I can't…breathe!

Mia: I- don't want- TO LET GO~~!

Akuru: *pulls Mia* Okay. That's enough. There's still another dare, please.

Mia: NOOOO! LEN-KUN!

Akuru: You can do that again in the next chapter.

Mia: …... Okay. *lets go of Len*

Len: *takes a deep breath, sighs then gulps*

Vine: Alright, now Luka, have a date with Gakupo! To….the Cinema!

Luka: …

Gakupo approached Luka and held out his hand while smiling at the pink haired vocaloid. Luka looked at the man's face and took the man's right hand. They exited the room, running.

~After driving to the theater~

Gakupo bought a pair of tickets while Luka ordered some popcorn.

"Luka, it's time for the movie."

"Let's go in then."

They both enter the theater and managed to seat in the front row.

~After an hour and 30 minutes~

Luka/Gakupo: We're back~

Vine: So~ How was it~?

Luka: The movie was really funny, just like in the trailer.

Gakupo: *smiles* It was fun.

Luka: *smiles* Really fun….

Vine: SO ADORABLE~~

Akuru: LUKA! Cook for Gakupo! NO TUNA!

Luka: That shouldn't be a problem…I cook for everyone at dinner anyway…

~In the kitchen~

Luka: *checks the recipe* Perhaps I should just go for what he would eat as an appetizer…we still have dinner later after all.

Eggplant fritters:

Ingredients:

a)1 egg, beaten

b) 2 teaspoons baking powder

c) 2 tablespoons flour

d) 1 medium eggplant, about 1 cup mashed

e) a dash of salt

f) a dash of pepper

g) 1 tablespoon butter, soft

~20 minutes later~

Luka: It's done. Alright, now eat up.

Gakupo: *takes a bite* …..

Akuru: How is it?

Gakupo: It's delicious but…..

Luka: *hands him a glass of water* At least be aware of the temperature. You should know that it's still hot by now.

Gakupo: *drinks* Sorry…..but this is really good!

~Few minutes later~

Gakupo: Ahhh Luka….you're a great cook as usual~

Luka: …..*looks away then blushes* Thank you…

~At that nameless room~

Mia: Luka, Why do you love Gakupo?

Luka: *blushes hard*

Luka bowed her head as she fiddled with her hair stands. She doesn't know how to answer such a question. So sure…she feels happy with Gakupo but she doesn't show it and she gets jealous if he hits and perv on every girl and cute boy in sight and she made that "promise" with him and she even repeated that promise again last session but she got carried away by the sweet moment! She missed them so much that she embraced the whole memory wholeheartedly without taking a second thought and not even thinking about the possible consequences. Guess what? Doing that led her to this question.

'I don't know how I'm supposed to answer….I like him and all…..but right now….maybe I'm just confused by feelings? Taken away because of the moment? That happens, right?'

Mia: Well…Luka?

Luka: I can't answer that….especially in the present but…back in the past…I…liked him. I was suddenly charmed….like love in first sight….

'Wait a minute. Luka, how you answered was so cliché. You sounded like how a certain lovestruck tsundere would answer…Gakupo,this is all his fault.'

Luka: *pouts* Gakupo….this is your fault.

Gakupo: *flinches* B-But I didn't do anything..!

Luka: *pouts angrily* 'It's all your fault…you're the cause on why I've been acting so crazy these past weeks...…'

Vine: Gakupo~! For 5th review, hug Luka!

Gakupo quickly pulled Luka into a tender hug. It caused the tsundere with the hair color of cherry blossoms glow the same color as her flaxen hair.

Vine: *nosebleed*

Akuru: *gives tissue* Here.

Vine: Thanks. *take the tissue and wipe it to nose*

Akuru: Pretend that you're getting married with Luka! Kaito as the Catholic priest, Rin & Yuki as the Maid of Honors, Miku and Gumi as the flower girls, Len would be the ring bearer, I will be the best man, Mia will be the cook for the reception, Yumi will be the camerawoman, and Yuki and Vine will be the bridesmaids!

Yumi: Simulation time~! I think we have a fake chapel here…

Vine: Really? This base has everything.

Akuru: COOL!

Yuki: Of course, because everything in this dare base is invented in such short notice. And I wanted two certain people to put up a play for me but the dare nor the energy to force them to do so never came~~

Vine: uh huh…*sweatdrop*

~At the chapel~

Akuru was dressed in a black tuxedo with a pink tie while he had lavender and pink flowers pinned to his tuxedo. Mia nodded to Akuru while she ran off to the kitchen to cook food. She was wearing what a chef wears with a chef hat. Yumi was wearing a lavender shirt with white pants. Her spiky bangs were held back by a pink headband and her hair was tied up with a pink ponytail. She polished the lens of the camera and got everything set.

Yumi: I'm so happy I didn't need to wear a gown…..heels hurt.

Akuru: I thought you'd be complaining. *snickers*

Yumi: Dude, I'm not a girly girl. And I hate high heels. Heck, I thought that you would complain about wearing a pink tie and say that it would make you look less manly. *smirk*

Akuru: I told Vine that I would be the awesomest best man in the history of marriages! And I'm gonna complete it!

Yumi: *shrugs* suit yourself.

~A moment later~

Yuki and Vine both come out wearing a light pink gown with ruffles that stops at the knees. They too had a flower pinned to them, only that this one is only lavender. Vine has hair clips studded with pearls which held her bangs to the right with the rest of her hair let loose. Yuki tied her hair into a side ponytail by a silver scrunchie. And of course, both of them were wearing heels.

Yuki: These high heels are killing me….

Vine: High heels…

Akuru/Yumi: Then just change into flat shoes!

Yuki: I don't wanna look short…

Akuru/Yumi: …..

Vine: Okay. I'll change my shoes!

Yuki: I still don't want to change my shoes...It's not fun being short okay! *stomps off*

Akuru/Yumi: …..

Akuru: Okay. I'll leave now. There still a lot of things I need to do! Come, Yumi!

Yumi: Okay! *leaves the place with Akuru*

Vine: Yuki. Come here for a sec.

Yuki: Okay. What is it, Vine?

Vine: Akuru and Yumi. Don't you think they are a lovely couple?

Yuki: …...

~At the place where the two dark halves went to~

Akuru: *read Vine's mind* …..

Yumi: *sensed some disturbance in the force* ...Eh? Is something wrong?

~At the chapel~

Yuki: Well, now that you mention it, they are both dark...maybe they would make a cool couple.

Suddenly, Rin and Yuki both come out of the room. They were wearing the same style of Yuki and Vine's , only that it ends at the soles. Rin wore her transparent ribbon at the right side side while diamond studded clips clipped her bangs. She wore very light makeup. Yuki her short hair tied by two ribbons that Rin lent her.

Rin: Alright! Now everyone get set! Where's the freaking ring bearer, flower girls and the groom?

~Silence~

Rin: ….*goes inside the dressing room where Len, Kaito and Gakupo are*

~In the dressing room~

Kaito: Congratulations, you're getting married.

Len: How lucky I am to be the one to give you the rings, Gaku-nii!

Gakupo: Thank you very much but….I wish this was a real wedding!

Len: Take it as the wedding practice for the real thing…

Gakupo: ….*ruffles Len's hair* I wish that would happen real soon though.

Rin: You three! Out of the room! The bride is almost here!

Kaito/Len/Gakupo: Yes ma'am!

So the boys come out. Gakupo was wearing a white tuxedo with a pink tie. Two flowers were pinned to his tuxedo, pink and lavender. Len was wearing a black tuxedo with the same features Akuru's have. Rin gave him a red, satin pillow. Kaito was wearing the robe with a green stole. Akuru and Yumi entered the chapel once again. Akuru and Rin placed the rings of Luka and Gakupo.

Rin: Where are the flower girls?

Miku/Gumi: Sorry! It took awhile because of the flowers and stuff….

Miku and Gumi were wearing a simple light pink dress that has a belt at the center and a big white bow at the back. Miku and Gumi both let their hair loose with a wreath of pink flowers on top of their head. They were carrying a basket of petals, that was mixed with pink and white.

Rin: Okay then! Now, everyone get ready for the walk! The bride is here! Well, she's was here since the start but whatever…

The music and everyone was walking at the center and back to their places. Gakupo stared at the center, waiting for the last female, until the very last female was finally being walked towards the altar. She was being walked by Big Al who was wearing a suit similar to Akuru's suit.

His "bride" named Megurine Luka, looked very astonishing, no...a goddess. She had the beauty of a goddess, perhaps even more beautiful than a goddess can ever be. She was wearing a beautiful white dress that was strapless. The dresses design had layered ruffles present, few were presented at the front, however, at the back, the dress flowed to the floor, it was decorated with many layered ruffles that represented an ocean. Luka's hair was let loose as a tiara was placed on top on her head, along with the viel that covered her face and with the rest flowing at the back. She was carrying a bouquet of pink and white roses with a single violet rose at the center.

Luka finally reached the altar. Gakupo took her hand and finally saw the pinkette's face close to his. Luka opened her sea blue eyes and stared back at the intimidating violet orbs. She smiled as they both look at their "priest".

~Timeskip~

Luka looked at the beautiful ring that was finally on her finger.

"You may now kiss the bride"

Gakupo leaned down and kissed the firm lips of Luka. It was gentle and caring, yet it somehow has that passionate side. That's the way they like it. They parted away then smiled at each other. They both laugh as they walk outside the chapel. While they were walking, they were being thrown flower petals at and the doves they released were flying. Yumi took a family picture. Luka inhaled the bouquet one last time then threw it. The other girls were trying to catch it but…

"Ow! Heh?" Kaito said as the bouquet bounced off his head and into Len's hands.

"…." Len kept quiet. Rin ran to her brother and smiled.

"Ah hah~ Another reason for a yaoi tease." she said teasingly. Len just shrugged then walked away, throwing the bouquet. This time, Rin caught the bouquet.

"Thanks Len-nyan!" Rin said as she ran to the group of ladies going to take a picture.

~After many picture takings later~

Rin: Alright everyone! It's time to go to the reception!

~At the reception~

Mia: I hope you all enjoy my cooking!

Akuru: *munches* THIS IS REALLY GOOD!

Mia: *blushes* Thanks…

Others: *thumbs up then munches their food*

~After the reception~

Luka/Gakupo: 'I'm happy that even something like this happened….even if it was fake, it's still worth it.'

Akuru: HAHAHA! You have to thank me for giving that dare!

Gakupo: *smiles* Thank you, Akuru-dono.

Luka: ...Thanks for supplying the dress,the venue and the food. *leaves*

Akuru: ...So tsun.

~At that room~

Vine: Alright, we should resume the dares and questions now.

Mia: Gakupo, why do you love Luka?

Gakupo: *smiles* I'm sorry if this may sound cliché but it was love at first sight actually. The first time I met her, I already felt attracted to her, like a magnet. Only that I didn't realize that it was already love that I was feeling the whole time. Until the time when I turned 10, I understood it. I understood my feelings and vowed to myself that I will stay loyal to my feelings. I will stay loyal to her.

Luka: *looks away then blushes*

Others: *trying to hold back their smirks*

Vine: Kaito, Let's eat ice cream together somewhere!

Kaito: *smiles* sure! Let's go to that ice cream parlor where Len went in earlier!

Vine: Okay! See you again all!

Vine and Kaito exited the dare base.

Akuru: ….. I'll stalk them.

~At the store~

Kaito: Yeah, I want two scoops of vanilla ice cream with a chocolate one on top with some sprinkles and marshmallows and a chocolcate wafer cone at the side.

Vine: I'll have chocolate truffles please.

~While eating~

Vine: Kaito, want to try my truffle?

Kaito: Okay!

Vine: *takes a scoop* Say "ahh".

Kaito: aaaaaa….

Vine: *puts the spoon to Kaito's mouth and pats Kaito's head* Good boy..

~Not far from there...Akuru was hiding under the table...~

Akuru: Che! Mouthful Kaito.. The most disgusting thing ever! And Kaito even accepted it! Why was he so stupid? Why was he so stupidly innoncent? I want to choke him.. I WANT TO CHOKE HIM… *Grabs the table's feet with all his might*

~After indulging in Kaito's ice cream paradise~

Vine: Haa…..I'm full. That ice cream was awesome and I can't believe that you even treated me ice cream…..even thought it was just coupons.

Kaito: My pleasure!

Akuru: They're finished! I must go back into the base before them! *runs like an assassin*

~Back at the dare base~

Kaito: WE'RE BACK!

Vine: We're having a really good time! Right, Kaito?

Kaito: Right!

Akuru: …..

Vine: ...? Akuru, what's wrong?

Akuru: Nothing. Back to the dares.. Kaito, kiss Miku as long as you can!

Kaito sighed then walked to Miku. He gently placed his lips on hers. Miku made no move at all. Their lips just stayed there. It was a gentle and caring kiss rather than a passionate one. They stayed like that for 1 minute and a half.

Mia: *Nosebleed*

Akuru: *smirks*

Mia: Sing Cantarella for Miku!

Kaito: *takes deep breath*

mitsumeau sono shisen tojita sekai no naka (Our lines of sight intersect within this closed world)

kizukanai furi wo shite mo yoi wo satoraresou(Although you play dumb,I can feel your infatuation)

yaketsuku kono kokoro kakushite chikazuite (Hiding my burning heart,I approach you)

toiki kanjireba shibireru hodo (Simply feeling my breath is enough to paralyze you)

arifureta koigokoro ni ima wana wo shikakete (I now set up a trap to capture your captivated heart)

wazukana sukima nimo ashiato nokosanai yo (I won't leave a print in even the smallest crevice)

miesuita kotoba dato kimi wa yudan shiteru (Thinking that my words are pure,you let your guard down)

yoku shitta gekiyaku nara nomihoseru kigashita (Even if it was poison,I had a feeling you'd still drink it)

sabitsuku kusari kara nogareru atemonai (There's no place to escape from this rusty chain)

hibiku byoushin ni aragau hodo (the more you fight against the ticking clock,the harder it gets)

tatoeba fukai shigemi no naka suberikomasete (If I slip you into the deep bushes)

tsunaida ase no kaori ni tada okasaresou (you'll be violated by the scent of our mixed sweat)

arifureta koigokoro ni ima wana wo shikakeru (I now set up a trap to capture your captivated heart)

wazukana sukima nozokeba (I now peak into the small crevice)

tsukamaete (and capture you)

tatoeba fukai shigemi no naka suberikomasete (I slipped you into the deep bushes)

tsunaida ase no kaori ni tada okasareteru (and violated by the scent of our mmixed sweat)

Miku: ….

Kaito: You didn't sing along?

Miku: *nods*

Mia/Vine: *faints...again* It's so good… Makes me nosebleed.. *nosebleed*

Akuru: …..

Vine: Alright now…..*calls Gumi then tells her to come to the room*

Gumi arrived.

Gumi: So…there's a question?

Vine: Yup! And it's from me! What does it feel if you're engaged with Dell?

Gumi: Hmmm I'm not so sure….I don't talk to Dell much but we do have some fun times. I guess I would be okay if I was engaged to him…..since I can make him my friend.

Vine: Okay…*calls Dell and tells him to come by the room next to the grand hall*

Dell: Hm. First time I got called in here. And I thought I was lucky enough to be saved.

Vine: *smirks* No one will ever be safe from this session. Now, what does it feel if you're engaged with Gumi?

Dell: I don't know. I don't have those things in my mind right now. But I guess she's alright, she doesn't bug me as the others do.

Vine: Yay! GUMI X DELL! Now, kiss Gumi!

Dell: WHAT? LIKE HELL I WILL! *grunts*

Yumi: Oh Dell-kun~! Do you want to go to the fan lounge? I bet the fangirls would love to see you there!

Dell: Hell no. *glares at Yumi*

Yumi: *yandere look* So act calm dude. If not I swear I will take your laptop away, now do the dare.

Akuru: If you don't want, kiss me! *high five with Vine*

Dell: ….. I rather kiss Gumi.

Vine: Then go kiss her now~!

Dell shrugged then approached Gumi. He landed his lips on Gumi's. They stayed there for 3 seconds, then Dell pulled away. Gumi touched her lips.

Gumi: …..I can taste cigarettes….

Akuru: ….. Vine. I have an idea for the next dare. I'll tell you when the session done.

Vine: Okay, then. *calls Miki and tells her to come by to the room next to the grand hall* Wait for it….

SF-A2 Miki entered the room and waved.

Miki: Ehh…..a dare?

Mia: Yup! Miki and Miku, sing Two breaths walking together!

Miki/Miku: OKAY!

Miku:

Kore we boku no shinka no katei no peejime desu (This is page 1 of my evolution)

Daki shimetai kara ni hon ashi de aruku(Because I want to hug, I walk)

Hitorija sabishi ikara kimi to iki suruyo(Because I get lonely, I breathe with you)

Nee, mama, buko suki na hito ga dekitanda (Hey,mom. I got someone I like)

Omedatou(Congratulations)

Ai taiyo (Let's meet.)

Miku/Miki:

Nee kimi wa ima goro dare no chichi wa sutte iki teruno? (Hey,by now,who's feeding you?)

Kotoba wa mou oboeta kana? (Did you learn your words yet?)

Miki:

"Papa, mama, niina…" ("Papa, mama, Nina…")

"yoku dakishimeta. Ima sugu ike ne" ("You did very well. I'm going right away.")

Are? Okashiima… (Eh? Something's wrong…)

Kimi wo dakishimeru tameni uka setamaeashi ga (The foot I stepped out with to hug you)

Nazeka kimi wo kizutsuke hajimerunda (Is somehow starting to hurt you)

Oboetate no kotoba date kimi ni tsuki sasu naifu (The brand-new words are knives cutting you)

Miku/Miki: Kirisaku raifu (Breaking life)

Miku: "Jaa atashi naifu houttsu mae no sono kuchi wo ("Then before I pull out the knife,)

Miki: Kono kuchi de fusai de agemashou" (I'll cover that mouth with mine.")

Miku/Miki: Aitai no chuu (Others chuu)

Kimi wa ima kara atashi no no iki wo suttee ikite kuno (You're now living by drinking my breath)

Kotoba was mou daeki da sabi tsuita (Words already melted into saliva)

Nee kimi wa ima sara boku no iki wo sutte (Hey,now you're cautiously breathing my breath)

Daisuki da nante itsutte mirerukedo (And saying "I love you")

Sore nara mou isso bonbe noyouni isshou (If you're going to do that)

Boku ga haku kotoba sutte ikitaete (Breathe with me as you listen to my words~)

Mia: Amazing as always~! Kyaah~!

Vine: *fainted* It was so good~~

Akuru: You fainted many times in this chapter, Vine..

Vine: WHAT DO YOU CARE? Anyway, it was good!

Miki/Miku: Thank you~

Akuru: All of you, let go your clothes! Men only with their jeans. Girls can use swim clothes. Not the hostesses.

Yuki/Yumi: Feels good to be saved in the dare~! *whistles then watches everyone strip, well, the girls go to the dressing room*

Boys: *shirtless*

Kaito: Ahem…..

Gakupo: ….

Len: …..Nya.

Kaito: Len-kun, are the scratches and wounds still there from the wrestling?

Len: You mean the one where I wrestled monkeys? Then yeah…nya. Good thing that most of them turned invisible thanks to those magical doctors they have in this dare base nya.

~In some corner where 4 girls have united~

Dorothy: Kuh! I wonder when Kaito would do his move on Len already….

Hitomi: *snaps many pictures* This is going on the internet! I'll wait for the fangirls to do the work for me once I'm gone in here….nyahahaha~

Yuki/Yumi: …*snaps a picture too*

Hitomi: Lol you can see his wittle cat tail on his back. Oh this would sell and do some really good blackmail material~!

~Back to the boys~

Gakupo/Len/Kaito: *on the bed* …*sighs*

Len: Is there an AC in here? It's cold.

Kaito: There is…my scarf…..

Akuru: Nope! You guys are only in your pants!

Girls: *comes out wearing their Project Diva swimwear clothes* It's cold in here…

Rin: The grand hall is better.

Vine: Sorry…..*makes the AC temp. warmer* Okay then Goodbye! Akuru! Bring her to the mirror! She struggles so amazingly!

Akuru: I know! I'M TRYING!

Mia: LEN-KUN! LEN-KUN!

Akuru: See you later!

Mia and Akuru went back to the mirror. Vine placed the full body mirror in the dressing room.

Ega: Phew! Being a hostess and a reviewer was fun~!

Yuki/Yumi: We're glad you liked it~!

Yuki: Next is from Ciara

Hello again its Kaito's loving fan and also person who doesn't think that Len is p.s. thanks for those comments Len & Kaito :)

Also whole medieval thing I'm sorry if scared you guys. I love you guys way to much hurt you. FORGIVE ME *puppy eyes*

Meiko- how you ever got arrested for D.U.I and why do think Kaito is an idiot?

Miku- *glomp Miku* ever since i heard the world is mine, you made me love vocaloids and also your my favorite vocaloid. Question, have ever you ever step on your hair?

Luka- please don't be mad at me. my sister made me ask you to dare you to do a lap dance Gakupo and she says if you don't do it she gonna cut hair while I'm sleeping. I'm sorry *about to cry*

Rin/Len- high five for being Stewie fans. Do guys have licence for the road roller, do you guys know that stealing that thing is wrong, and how did guys manage to get in the garage?

Gakupo- have you ever liked anybody besides Luka?

Kaito- 1. personally I don't think your idiot. 2. PLEASE FOR LOVE OF GOD, EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY, FOR THE FAN GIRLS, GUYS & PAIRINGS. I demand please don't ever do the naked scarf thing again. Even if someone dared you to DON'T. unless you want me to... to *about to cry again* 3. how did that even start?

Gumi- if she's here I dare you do your best Bugs Bunny impression. When did like carrots? Oh I love your outfit!

Dell- if your here, when did you develop this bad habit of smoking? How are you and Haku are related you guys have different lasts names? By the way tell Haku I said hi.

Kaito/Len- be good boys kiss me on cheeks please.

Hey do you guys mind if hang here at the end this and also can I sit between Kaito and Len if they don't mind. *blushing like crazy and twirling hair nervously*

VOCALOIDS FOREVER and when I pass in spirit I'll always be a loving Kaito fan. luv u so much! :)

Ciara entered the room with everyone.

Ciara: Hello again its Kaito's loving fan and also person who doesn't think that Len is shota. Oh p.s. thanks for those comments Len & Kaito :)

Len/Kaito: No problem. *smiles*

Ciara: Also whole medieval thing I'm sorry if scared you guys. I love you guys way to much hurt you. FORGIVE ME *puppy eyes*

Vocaloids: Oh no, it's okay! You didn't do anything bad!

Ciara: Okay….I was just worried that I scared you guys! So now….Meiko, have you ever got arrested for D.U.I and why do think Kaito is an idiot?

Meiko: First, no. My family members keep me in check. Second….well, Kaito is an airhead because of his actions. Like almost setting the whole house on fire, almost messing the garden, spending too much money on ice cream and this dude can't even decide between a boy and girl. And he's too dense.

Ciara: I see…..so… *glomps Miku* Ever since I heard "World is Mine", you made me love vocaloids and also your my favorite vocaloid. Question, have ever you ever stepped on your hair?

Miku:*is glomped* Ehehe…I'm happy to hear that. And yes, I do step on my hair…..a lot of time. The other vocaloids step on my hair too…. But since my hair short now….I get a break from the pain.

Ciara: I see…..Luka, please don't be mad at me. My sister made me ask you to dare you to do a lap dance Gakupo and she says if you don't do it she gonna cut hair while I'm sleeping. I'm sorry *about to cry*

Luka: So it was your sister…*pats Ciara's head* Don't worry about it. It wasn't your fault after all and you don't need to cry about a silly thing. Just smile, okay? *smiles*

Ciara: *smiles* O-Okay! Rin, Len! High five for being Stewie fans!

Rin/Len/Ciara: *high five!*

Ciara: Do guys have licence for the road roller? Do you guys know that stealing that thing is wrong? And how did guys manage to get in the garage?

Rin/Len: Yes, we do. Crypton let us have the license at an early age. Well….we were only 6 back then so no. Our garage was pretty big. Our caretaker wanted the garage big so that we play around there or practice there.

Ciara: I see….. Gakupo, have you ever liked anybody besides Luka?

Gakupo: Nope, Luka is the only one that attracted my heart.

Everyone: Awwwwww

Luka: *tsundere blush*

Ciara: *smiles* Now Kaito. First, personally I don't think your idiot.

Kaito: Very few people say that to me, thank you!

Ciara: *smiles* Second, PLEASE FOR LOVE OF GOD, EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY, FOR THE FAN GIRLS, GUYS & PAIRINGS. I demand please don't ever do the naked scarf thing again. Even if someone dared you to DON'T. Unless you want me to... to *about to cry again* .3. how did that even start?

Kaito: I'm sorry Ciara-san but I just can't help it. It's my hobby after all. And our producers just love making me do that…..and other fangirls too. Anyway, I'll try.

Ciara: Good! Gumi?

Gumi: Yes?

Ciara: I dare you do your best Bugs Bunny impression.

Gumi: *goes to the dressing room then comes out wearing a Bugs Bunny outfit*

Ciara: …..

Gumi: *lays on a sign that says "Bugs Bunny" then munches on a carrot lazily*

Ciara: …..

Gumi: Sorry, I don't really watch that cartoon so I don't know what to do….so…..

Ciara: Oh no, it's okay~! When did you like carrots? Oh I love your outfit!

Gumi: Well, it all started like this…..

~Flashback~

"Waaah~~ Okaa-san, I'm hungry~" said a 7 year old Gumi. A black haired woman smiled at Gumi then winked at the child. She grabbed the young girl's hand then led her to the kitchen. Gumi sat down on a chair then smiled.

"What are you going to cook for me now, Okaa-san?" Gumi asked to the black haired woman. She was her caretaker.

"Well…Gumi dear, why don't you try eating some vegetables?" The woman said. The green haired girl pouted.

"Ehh? But my friends said that vegetables taste bad….."

"Did they even try any vegetables? You'll never know, they might be lying."

"….Eh…"

"Come on Gumi-chan, for me? If you eat some vegetables, I'll take you and Gaku-kun to that carnival you always wanted to go to!"

"Really? Okay!" Gumi chirped as she swung her legs.

After 15 minutes, her caretaker placed the plate of carrots on the table.

"Okaa-san, what is this?"

"It's carrots with celery. It has honey and lemon juice too….."

"…Does it taste good?"

"You'll never know until you try, dear."

Gumi picked up the fork then stabbed a small piece of carrot. She slowly brought it to her mouth then chewed. Gumi's eyes sparkled as she swallowed the carrot piece.

"Waah! It tastes good!" Gumi smiled cheerfully at her caretaker. Her caretaker smiled widely then winked at the young girl.

"See? Vegetables taste good." Gumi nodded vigorously as she brought another piece in her mouth.

"Next time, make something like this again! Okay, okaa-san?"

She giggled as the black haired woman ruffled her green hair and nodded.

~End of flashback~

Ciara: I see...I see…Say, is Dell here?

Ega: Wasn't he here for the dare a few minutes ago?

Yuki: I guess he excused himself….

Yumi: *calls Dell* "DUDE! You need to come back to the room!"

Yumi heard Dell grunt through the cellphone. Dell hung up on her.

Yumi: Smooth dude. Smooth.

Dell entered the room again with a frown on his face.

Dell: What is it now?

Yumi: Questions dude. Questions.

Dell: …

Ciara: Dell, when did you develop this bad habit of smoking?

Dell: When I started working. Smoking is my way to forget about my work and relax once in a while.

Ciara: How are you and Haku are related you guys have different lasts names?

Dell: It doesn't depend on our last names. Our creator made me as Haku's alter-ego or as her younger half-brother. Viewing me as her younger half-brother is much easier.

Ciara: Ahh okay~ By the way tell Haku I said hi.

Dell: Yeah, sure. Now if you excuse me, I need to go back to work…*leaves the room*

Ciara: …ah well. Kaito and Len, be good boys and kiss me on cheeks please.

Kaito: *kisses Ciara on the left cheek*

Len: *kisses Ciara on the right cheek*

Ciara: Hey do you guys mind if hang here at the end this and also can I sit between Kaito and Len if they don't mind. *blushing like crazy and twirling hair nervously*

Gakupo: *sits down next to Luka*

Yuki: Of course you can~!

Kaito/Len: *smiles*

Ciara: T-That's great! A-And….VOCALOIDS FOREVER and when I pass in spirit I'll always be a loving Kaito fan. luv u so much! :)

Kaito: *chuckles* I'm happy to find such an enthusiastic fan.

Ciara: …Thank you..!

~At the part where it is exclusively for reviewers and hostesses~

Dorothy: Hm. There are many of us now.

Hitomi: And yet still not enough revenge on Len-chan…..but the shirtless pics can embarrass him too.

Dorothy: Nah…it's just the aftermath of Spice!

Hitomi: …..Does that mean many fangirls will die again…?

Dorothy: Maybe….

Hitomi: ….Ah well. I should think of another revenge plot then.

~Back to everyone else~

Ega: Next is from Rocketman182

Ok, being one of the more uncommon male vocaloid fans, i think its my duty to put up some questions and dares for you all! I dont do yaoi, but hetero and Yuri are not beyond my scope... *Grins at Luka and Miku*

Here we go!

Miku-

1) You are adorable! Here's a leek for being awesome, and here's another leek for Mikuo. Haven't seen him around yet... Tell him i said wusup.

2) French kiss Luka until all males in the room have serious nosebleeds. No avoiding this. Make it good. *evil smile*

Len-

1) You're not a shota, so relax.

2) I dont support RinxLen so you dont have to worry about that. HOWEVER, here's a bananna. You must eat it in two bites, no more. Good luck.

For Lily-

1) I have NEVER seen you portrayed as straight. Care to elaborate? Cuz i thought you had a thing for Kiyoteru or something...

2)You're hot (O/_/O')

For Gumi-

1) You are just awesome! Heres a carrot and a new pair of goggles! These have infared, so have fun!

For Luka-

1) This is gonna sound pervy, but you have... AWESOME BOOBS. Sorry, hormonal teenage guy. I can't help it.

2) Kiss Gakupo in front of EVERYONE. 1 minute.

For Neru-

1) Stop being such a tsundere, even though it is ADORABLE. Also, your cell phone bill has to be astronomical. How much do you pay?

2) LenxNeru fan... Make out session, 10 minutes. GO!

For Gakupo-

1) You are one lucky guy, treat Luka right!

2) How on earth did you get a giant eggplant with wooden legs to serve as your steed? Seriously, it defies all reasonable logic.

Thats it for me! See you all next time! *A helicopter comes in next to the window. Shoots out the glass and jumps into the helicopter which then speeds off*

Rocketman182 entered the dare base.

Rocket: Ok, being one of the more uncommon male vocaloid fans, I think its my duty to put up some questions and dares for you all! I dont do yaoi, but hetero and Yuri are not beyond my scope... *grins at Luka and Miku*

Luka/Miku: E-Eh…?

Ega: …I'll just stay quiet…*goes to the corner where the guests are*

Rocket: Here we go! Miku, You are adorable! Here's a leek for being awesome, and here's another leek for Mikuo. Haven't seen him around yet... Tell him I said wusup.

Miku: *takes the leeks happily* Thank you very much for the leeks! I'll deliver the leek and message to Mikuo.

Yumi: *takes the leeks* Sorry Miku-chan. I gotta put this in your leek stash you share with Mikuo…so that you won't be tempted! See ya! *goes out*

Miku: I forgot….my dare…..*frowns* Almost had it. Damn.

Rocket: …Anyway. French kiss Luka until all males in the room have serious nosebleeds. No avoiding this. Make it good. *evil smile*

Miku: Eh? But Luka-chan and Gakupo-nii got married awhile ago-

Luka: Miku. It's not a real marriage.

Miku: Ehh…

Rocket: See? Now go on. Make it good. *flashes another evil smile*

Miku gulped as she stood up from the chair she was sitting on. Luka did as well. Luka walked towards Miku. Miku backed up unconsciously until she was cornered by Luka on a wall.

"L-Luka-chan…please don't let this end up like how Rin and Len's French kiss as earlier….." Miku said.

"Of course I won't. Besides, we need to make ours a lot more ….interesting."Luka said with a bit of mischievousness laced in her tone.

"Go on, make your move." Luka said softly.

Miku crashed her lips on Luka's firm pulled the pinkette into a tight hug. Both girls angled the heads to taste more of each other. Luka opened her mouth, giving Miku an entrance. Miku slipped her tongue into Luka's moist cavern. She tasted something salty, probably from the fish but there was also a tinge of spice.

Both tongues finally met each other and joined together for a passionate dance. They sway and ove smoothly with both of them synchronizing with their movements and heartbeart. Going deeper into infatuation with the others capability, the other one did let herself to stay submissive. Angling her head a bit more to the right, she gently pushed the head of the teal haired girl, making their kiss much deeper. The tealette's hand then traveled to the pinkette's hip and grabbed it. As Miku was still concentrating on their little dance, Luka's sharp eyes traveled to the three boys of the room.

Kaito was blocking his nose with a tissue and it seems like he's been doing that for quite some time now. She glanced to the blond cat boy. He was clutching the fluffy pillow all this time with tissue stuffed to his nose. It seems like his nosebleed hasn't stopped. The young girl between the two boys panicked. Her eyes traveled to a purple haired samurai. He was blushing hard and his handkerchief was used to block his nose. Blood painted the white handkerchief very well.

Luka parted and Miku parted away, leaving each others mouth a thin string of saliva.

She glanced at Miku, whose face was the color of blood. Luka simply blushed red as well, but she patted Miku's head instead. Both sat down as they try to catch their breath.

Rocket: *smirks* Good enough.

~After the boys' nosebleed has stopped~

Rocket: Len….

Len: *flinches* 'no shota dare, no shota dare, no spice dare, no spice dare…..'

Rocket: You're not a shota, so relax.

Len: *sighs in relief* Finally, another person who doesn't think I'm one... 'No shota dare….spice dare then? If it's with Rin then I would be flat before the cakes comes...'

Rocket: I dont support Rin x Len so you dont have to worry about that.

Len: *sighs in relief again*

Rocket: HOWEVER,

Len: *stiffens*

Rocket: Here's a banana. You must eat it in two bites, no more. Good luck.

Len: *sighs in relief* Okay…that was a close call…..*remembers about Hitomi* 'I'm screwed. I hope that it won't happen again…..'

Len peeled the banana. He took a quick glance at Hitomi. The girl looked like she's bored. Girls aren't nice when they're bored….! Len shook his head then looked at Kaito. Kaito quickly faced away from the boy. Len decided to shrug it off. He opened his mouth then took a big bite. He chewed the half of the banana slowly, savoring the sweet taste of his heavenly bananas. He swallowed the fruit and fully consumed the other half of the banana. He slowly chewed then swallowed. He threw the banana peel to the trash can. He sighed in relief.

Rocket: Alright….for Lily…..

Ega: *calls Lily* "You have a question or dare. Please come to the room next to the Grand Hall. Yes, bye."

After a few moments of silence, Lily entered the room.

Rocket: Lily, I have NEVER seen you portrayed as straight. Care to elaborate? Cuz I thought you had a thing for Kiyoteru or something...

Lily: *sighs* I don't know why people stereotype me into a lesbian, despite my clothing. However, I can tell to all of you that I don't have anyone I'm setting my eyes on. I view the vocaloids here as family members, though they do bug me sometimes. People should just stop streotyping me into a lesbian just because of my duets with girls or because of my voice.

Ega: LILY ISN'T A LESBIAN! SHE IS THE MOST AMAZING VOCALOID I EVER SAW!

Lily: Why thank you. *smiles*

Rocket: I see….. …You're hot (O/_/O')

Lily: *smirks* I thank you for the compliment then. *winks*

Rocket: *ahem* Gumi…..

Gumi: Yes?

Rocket: Gumi, You are just awesome! Here's a carrot and a new pair of goggles! These have infrared, so have fun!

Gumi: Waah…thank you very much! *happily accepts the gifts*

Rocket: *ahem* Luka, this is gonna sound pervy, but you have... AWESOME BOOBS. Sorry, hormonal teenage guy. I can't help it.

Luka: *sighs then rubs her temples* Of course…I understand….adolocents and their changes to adulthood….it's okay, I guess.

Rocket: Now, kiss Gakupo in front of EVERYONE. 1 minute.

Luka: *tsundere blush*

Luka landed her lips on the purple samurai beside her. Gakupo deepened their kiss slightly. Both of them savored the gentle kiss. Both of them stayed there, unmoving. After the minute has passed, they pulled away. Luka quickly turned her back, blushing. Gakupo simply chuckled.

Rocket: Neru is next….

Yuki: *calls Neru* "Neru, come to the room right next to the Grand Hall. Bye!"

Again, after a few moments of silence, Neru entered the room.

Rocket: Stop being such a tsundere, even though it is ADORABLE. Also, your cell phone bill has to be astronomical. How much do you pay?

Neru: First, I'm not a tsundere. Second, I pay at least 10,000 yen a month.

Ega: That was nuts.. I'll never have money as much as Neru's bill.

Rocket: Len x Neru fan... Make out session, 10 minutes. GO!

Neru: E-Ehh..?

Len: …..'Should I just repeat my actions earlier? Ah well…..it's easier. But I just hope she won't hate me.'

Len stood up then cornered Neru by the wall.

'E-Eh? Not this approach again! L-Len-kun..!'

Len blowed hot air on the blonde's ear then whispered in a husky tone.

"Let's start again, shall we?"

Len nibbled on Neru's earlobe lightly. After that, he licked her earlobe, all the way the down to the nape of her neck. He again nibbled lightly on the white nape. The blonde girl shivered. Len kept switching with his tactics now. He nibbled, sucked then licked. Len held Neru's hand as he landed his lips to the shorter blonde's. Neru opened her mouth slightly, letting Len's tongue slip in. They once again dance into the rythym. Tongues entertwined passionately, but they needed to end for their needs. They parted once again as they went separate ways.

Len: *ahem* I'm sorry about it again, Neru-nyan.

Neru: *blushing* Oh no…it's okay….Len-kun. If you don't mind, I'm going to leave now…*leaves the room*

Rocket: Gakupo, You are one lucky guy, treat Luka right!

Gakupo: *sighs* I'm trying but it looks like fate won't let me take a break from a perverted scenario. But now, I swear, I would stop myself from making her mad….

Luka: If that's possible…

Rocket: How on earth did you get a giant eggplant with wooden legs to serve as your steed? Seriously, it defies all reasonable logic.

Gakupo: It's simple! All you need to do is be a samurai, Have a very strong passion and love for eggplants, pet training skills and…be a vocaloid.

Rocket: …...That's it for me! See you all next time! *A helicopter comes in next to the window. Shoots out the glass and jumps into the helicopter which then speeds off*

Yuki: *vein pop* Just how many people loves to destroy the windows? *grunts* It's way better in the grand hall, almost all windows are open...

Others: …

Yumi: She's emotional about the window. She hates it if the window breaks, I don't know why. Anyway, just fix that with authoress magic Yuki!

Yuki: ….*grunts then fixes the window with authoress magic* People loves to target windows.

Yumi: Yeah yeah they do. Next set of dares please!

Ega: Next is from chizuruMiki

Yoho~! Miki aka Luka-sama's fan girl is back once again! This time I brought my friend along~ Her name's Yuu!

Miki: Come..IN! -is dragging a pink headed brat by the back of her collar-

Yuu: NUUU! WHAT IF THEY DISLIKE ME! -tries to crawl away on the ground-

Miki: Relax! I've been here twice! Yuki-chi and Yumi-chi are good people!

Yuu: -is still struggling-

Miki: Hey guys! I'm back once again! I brought a friend along!

Yuu: N-Nice to meet you! I'm Yuu!

Miki: So.. yeah.. Yuu has tons of questions and dares that she wants to give to you guys.

Yuu: Hope you guys don't find me annoying! -glomps on Meiko-nee-

Miki: Uhh.. I forgot to tell you guys that.. she's a total Meiko fan girl..

Yuu: Yoroshiku ne, Meiko-nee-san! -smiles brightly-

Miki: Okay! Get the questions rolling, Yuu!

Yuu: Alright!

(Miku-san)

1. Do you ever try anything else other than leeks?

2. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in the land of leeks?

3. What if World was Rin's and not yours?

4. I dare you to turn into Yandere mode and try to kill a crossdressing Len for flirting with Kaito! Teehee!

Oh and, please remain Yandere for the rest of this chapter!

(Len-chan)

1. Do you share a bed with Rin-chan?

2. Why do like to crossdress? You even have bigger boobs than Rin-chan! Ops.. I shouldn't have said that.. -whispers to self- Rin-chan's gonna kill me!

3. Will you wear a Neko Maid outfit for Kaito? Please do!

(Rin-chan)

1. Len is getting raped by Kaito! Will you enjoy the show or will you save Len?

2. I dare you to use the Road Roller on Miki each time she tries to hug Luka-nee!

Miki: Hey! That's not fair! -pouts-

(Meiko-nee-san)

1. I brought Sake for you! -hands Sake to Meiko-nee-san-

2. Have you ever tried taking a bath with Luka-nee? You two seem pretty close to one another.

3. Have you ever drank with Luka-nee? If so, how was she like when she's drunk?

4. Kiss Kaito and see what reaction he has! -giggles-

(Kaito)

1. Show us your hottest look!

(Luka-nee)

1. Do you have any other fans who is crazily all over you other than Miki? Trust me, she's got almost all your fan arts (including GakuLuka's) saved in one folder.

Miki: H-HEY! You made it sound as though I'm a stalker!

Yuu: Aren't you..?

Miki: ... True..

2. Have you ever been caught making out with Gakupo? [This question was asked by Miki]

3. How does it feel to be dumped?

Miki: Hey! That's rude!

Yuu: At least I didn't ask for her cup size.

Miki: ... -drags Yuu into the toilet- I'll be borrowing her for a while! -smiles-

-few moments later-

Yuu: KYAAAAAAAA! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! !

Miki: -is dragging an unconscious Yuu out of the toilet- I'm sorry, she fainted. Well then! I'll be asking Gakkun the last few questions!

(Gakkun)

1. How the heck do you get an eggplant on 4 giant sticks to move?

2. Show us your hottest look. Make sure Luka-sama gets a nosebleed or faints due to over-blushing.

3. Please whack the douche bag in the Just Be Friends PV for Luka-sama and my sake. -summons the dude in Just Be Friends' PV-

Miki: Oh wait! Don't just go yet! -slaps the Just Be Friends' dude- Now you can go.

Yuu: -wakes up- Wha-? KYAAAAAAAAAAA! GET AWAY FROM ME, MIKI! -moves backwards on the floor-

Miki: ... Relax. I'm not showing it anymore.

Yuu: Gosh, I'm terribly afraid of your shota look.

Miki: Alright. Time for me to go! Oh, Yuu said she wants to stay for the rest of this chapter.

Yuu: Yeap! I wanna have more fun with you guys!

Miki: Before I go.. Can I have Luka-sama?

Yuu: RIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!

Miki: HEY! I didn't hug her! KYAAAAAAAA! -runs away from Road Roller- Bye guys! See you next chapter! Rin, you can stop chasing me now!

chizuruMiku entered the room with a smile. But she seems like she's struggling about something..or someone?

Miki: Yoho~! Miki aka Luka-sama's fangirl is back once again! This time I brought my friend along~ Her name's Yuu! ….Come...IN! *is dragging a pink headed brat by the back of her collar*

Yuu: NUUU! WHAT IF THEY DISLIKE ME! -tries to crawl away on the ground-

Miki: Relax! I've been here twice! Yuki-chi and Yumi-chi are good people!

Yuki/Yumi: *smiles* A new visitor? Oh, come on in! And thanks for the compliment!

Yuu: *is still struggling*

Miki: Hey guys! I'm back once again! I brought a friend along!

Yuu: N-Nice to meet you! I'm Yuu!

Everyone: Nice to meet you!

Miki: So.. yeah.. Yuu has tons of questions and dares that she wants to give to you guys.

Yuu: Hope you guys don't find me annoying! *glomps on Meiko-nee*

Meiko: *is glomped* Eh? *smiles*

Miki: Uhh…. I forgot to tell you guys that…. she's a total Meiko fan girl….

Vocaloids: We don't mind at all.

Yuu: Yoroshiku ne, Meiko-nee-san! *smiles brightly*

Meiko: *smiles again* Yoroshiku, Yuu-san.

Miki: Okay! Get the questions rolling, Yuu!

Yuu: Alright! Miku-san, do you ever try anything else other than leeks?

Miku: Yes, I do. I eat other vegetables, fruits, fish, meat…anything that's delicious actually. Though, since leeks are my favorite, I go for them.

Yuu: Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in the land of leeks?

Miku: Hmmm…..

~Miku's imagination~

"OMAIGAWD~~ ANOTHER EXTREMELY LEEKY DAY JUST FOR ME~!" A young girl by the age of 16 screamed to the heavens. She stared up the clouds that all resemble the shape of a leek. She sniffed the familiar smell of leeks. She grabbed a leek from her leek-made house then walked to the stage.

~At the stage~

She grabbed a leek microphone as she can hear her fans cheering for her. She is the idol and president of this leek world! Everyone worships her there! And all of her supporters were leeks! Oh yeah! She pointed at her audience then started to sing and dance "Miku Miku ni shite ageru".

After the concert, she would go to her office and eat leeks all day then watch some yaoi on TV~!

"Being queen is the best…."

~End of imagination~

Yuu: Hello? Miku-san?

Miku: Eh?

Yuu: You dazed off….

Miku: Oh, sorry. My imagination would be…..it would be a world entirely made of leeks, even the citizens. And I'm the idol and queen there. I would eat leeks all day, anytime, anywhere.

Yuu: …What if World was Rin's and not yours?

Miku: ….Rin-chan can always share, right? Right?

Rin: I don't know Miku-chan. I don't know.

Miku: …I wouldn't think about it that much. Rin is still my friend after all.

Yuu: I see….I dare you to turn into Yandere mode and try to kill a crossdressing Len for flirting with Kaito! Teehee!

Miku/Len: EH?

Miku: I'm going to kill Len-nyan? Crossdressing? B-But he's not flirting with Kaito at all.

Yuu: He does~!

Miku: B-But I can't kill innocent, innocent Len-nyan. He's a pure wittle cat….okay maybe not pure nor innocent but still. He's an angel…..sorta. Okay maybe not since he's going spice and all…..

Len: Miku-nee…..it's like you're hesistating to not kill me nya…..

Miku: ….

Yuu: You're not going to kill him…..just try.

Miku: ….

Len: …I'm screwed nya.

~In a place where the others have gathered~

Hitomi: Seeing Len-chan's pain now makes me think that my revenge is carried out by other reviewers…..

Dorothy: …Ah well. Enjoy the Yandere!Miku show…..

Rin: …..This must be the revenge that fate made up…since I tortured Miku-chan a lot...and she's doing it on the most precious person on my life! It's like Servant of Evil all over again!

~Back to the other part~

Miku: I have no choice then…*yandere mode: activated*

Len: I'm really screwed now…..

Miki: You need to crossdress too, Len.

Len: *runs to the dressing room*

~In the dressing room~

Len: …What am I supposed to wear? *light bulb* ….Can't I just use that Nuko Len Len outfit so that I can fight off Miku-nyan?

Len searched around for that outfit Rin made. She said that she wanted new changes to the outfit. And that is the pink dress…..

Len: Len, this is you're only way to fight off yandere!Miku-nyan..! Be a man nya!

Len slipped on the pink dress and the pink bow on his head. He grabbed the new banana staff. It was pink instead of gold.

Len: *sighs* Rin and her girly sense…nya…..

Len walked out of the dressing room, gripping his banana staff tightly.

~At that place where the others are~

Hitomi: *eating popcorn* Heh…he went for that bit again?

Dorothy: *snickers* It's like he wants Kaito to kiss him again.

Rin: …..Len is screwed.

Gakupo: That staff if made of steel. It could block off the attacks. But it all matters on the position and weapon that your opponent is using. Len-kun's gonna die if Miku-dono uses a gun.

Rin: ….He's screwed. He knows it too. He's screaming it all over our twin telepathy….

~Back at the other part~

Miku: I see that you're for that bit again, Magical Nuko Len Len.

Len: It's a way to fight off death, Miku-nyan.

Miku: *smirks*

Miku creepily smiled at the blond neko boy. Len gripped his banana staff tightly. Miku pulled out a butcher knife from her back then stared at Len with evil eyes. Len raised his banana staff.

"Magical staff activate, banana sword!" …..

…

…

…

"I am screwed." Len said grimly as he ran away from the tealette that dashed towards him.

*CLANK!*

The knife and the steel staff meet together, trying to push one of the competitors out of the game. However, it seems to be such a fair battle.

"I'm surprised that you can still fight back without your powers." Miku said. Miku pushed Len to the ground. Len dropped his banana staff in the process. Miku got on top of him and grabbed his neck. She tightened her grip on the boy's neck and picked up her knife.

"…Do it, Hatsune." Len said as he desperately tried to catch some breath. He kept twisting and turning but Miku kept him still. Miku raised the knife and…

….

…..

…

Miku let go of Len's neck then grabbed the knife on the floor. She pulled out the knife, that was right beside Len's head. She stood up then walked away, laughing evilly. Len stood up and shivered. He ran back to the dressing room to get some pants on.

Miku: *creepy laugh*

Yuu: …..Wow. Oh and, please remain Yandere for the rest of this chapter!

Miku: *yandere smile* Gladly.

Vocaloids: *shivers*

Rin: It's the revenge of the Hatsune…for killing her earlier and she's taking it on the innocent…ah well. Len is too strong to die in her hands.

Len: *comes out of the dressing room with his shorts*

Yuu: Len-chan, do you share a bed with Rin-chan?

Len: At the Vocaloid household, we do. Here at the dare base, we don't. But there are times when we drop by each others room by midnight in case we can't sleep and play some games.

Yuu: Why do like to crossdress? You even have bigger boobs than Rin-chan! Oops... I shouldn't have said that…

Len: I don't like to crossdress!

Rin: heh? *stares at Yuu and Miki*

Yuu: *whispers to self* Rin-chan's gonna kill me!

Miki: *whispers to Yuu* You should've never said that.

Len: Let me get this straight. I don't like to crossdress. I do that because of my producers. And this session makes me crossdress too. And like what I did earlier, I chose that outfit because it would protect me, somehow.

Yuu: Hmmmm whatever you say~

Miki: *coughs she doesn't look convinced at all cough*

Yuu: Will you wear a Neko Maid outfit for Kaito? Please do!

Len: ….

Yuu: Please?

Len: ….

Yumi: It's a dare! Now go do it or I would forcefully put it on ya and throw you to the fan lounge OR outside, to that part where the gangsters and evil, jealous females would be…..

Len: *shivers* Y-Yes ma'am *goes to the dressing room*

~After some minutes~

Len walked out of the dressing room. He was wearing black dress that stopped at his mid-thigh that has white ruffles at each hem. There was also the white apron that was tied into a big, white bow at the back. He wore a black ribbon with a yellow rose at the center. And of course, he wore the maid hat and knee socks. His tail swished around, his ears drooped as he kept pulling on the end of the dress.

Vocaloid girls: Len-nyan….he's absolutely adorable.

Hitomi/Dorothy/Yuu/Miki: How cute~~!

Hitomi: *snaps a pic* THIS IS GOING IN THE INTERNET LENNY-CHAN. NYAHAHAHAHAHA~!

Gakupo: *chuckles*

Kaito: …*cough*

Ciara: …..Nope, he's not a shota, not a shota…..*looks away*

Yuki/Yumi: *high five*

Len: W-What happened to the previous maid outfits, nya?

Yuki/Yumi: We switched them with something more revealing~!

Len: W-Why nya?

Yuki/Yumi: We thought it would be funny~!

Len: …..*glances at Ega* ...

Ega: I-I did nothing.. Believe me...

Len: ...

Yuu: Sooo, do you like it, Kaito~?

Kaito: *looks away then coughs*

Ciara: …? Kaito-kun, are you red…?

Kaito: N-No…..

Len: *blushes*

Girls except Ega and Ciara: *snickers* Those two should just really be honest with themselves.

Len: Forgetting about that, n-next please…nya?

Yuu: Rin-chan, Len is getting raped by Kaito! Will you enjoy the show or will you save Len?

Rin: *chuckles then puts on sunglasses that came out of nowhere* Enjoy the show. I trust that Len won't count it as rape anyway. *mischievous smile*

Len: R-Rin-nyan! What are you saying? I thought you'll protect me nya…..*pouts*

Rin: Rin-nyan will only protect Len-nyan if he's in real danger. Kaito will never rape Len anyway…

Dorothy/Yumi: *ahem* Shota desuyon, Shotarella, Imitation Black could count, Trick and Treat, Shota Yuukai and a lot more since we can't remember titles that in Japanese...

Rin: Those are just songs…..ah anyway. All I know that I'll just sit back and watch the show.

Yuu: Okay….I dare you to use the Road Roller on Miki each time she tries to hug Luka-nee!

Miki: *about to hug Luka* Hey! That's not fair! *pouts*

Yuu: Meiko nee-san, I brought Sake for you! *hands Sake to Meiko*

Meiko: *gladly accepts sake* Thank you very much.

Yuu: Meiko nee-san, have you ever tried taking a bath with Luka-nee? You two seem pretty close to one another.

Meiko: Yes, I do take baths with her.

Yuu: Have you ever drank with Luka-nee? If so, how was she like when she's drunk?

Meiko: No, whenever I ask Luka she refuses because she said that she doesn't like sake. She even jokes about how she'll destroy the household if she drinks.

Yuu: I see…Please kiss Kaito and see what reaction he has! *giggles*

Meiko: *sighs then walks over to Kaito*

Kaito faced Meiko. The brown haired vocaloid kissed the blue male tenderly. It has gentleness yet you can say it was intense, since it was Meiko. Meiko pulled away from Kaito then glanced at the blue vocaloid. Kaito was red. Meiko walked back to her seat.

Meiko: Quickly flustered as always…

Yuu: *giggles* Now, Kaito, Show us your hottest look!

Kaito: …How do I do that exactly….?

Miki: You can try being Spice!Kaito~~

Kaito: Spice? ….*spots a rose on a desk and picks it up*

"How am I supposed to do this exactly…?" he murmured. Maybe….he can copy Len's Spice tactic?

"Ah well, here we go…."

Kaito placed the stem of the rose in his mouth then looked at everyone with half lidded eyes, yet still shone with…mischievousness? A shine that could attract anyone. He smiled slightly then held out his hand.

Ciara: *blushes then covers her nose*

Yuu/Miki: *giggles/squeals*

Vocaloids: …

Hitomi/Dorothy/Yuki/Yumi/Ega: Kufufufufufufu…. *all of them takes a pic*

Ega: I will show Mia this! She would be glad!

Yuu: Luka-nee, Do you have any other fans who is crazily all over you other than Miki? Trust me, she's got almost all your fan arts (including GakuLuka's) saved in one folder.

Miki: H-HEY! You made it sound as though I'm a stalker!

Yuu: Aren't you..?

Miki: ... True…..

Luka: hmmm…well, maybe yes, maybe no. I can't base a fan from her/his actions alone.

Yuu: Have you ever been caught making out with Gakupo? Oh and this question was asked by Miki~

Luka: *tsun tsun blush* W-Whoever said that I make out with him?

Everyone: ….The events in the dare session are proof!

Luka: *blushes* I-If it's about the dares then it happened many times actually…and if it's free time then no….we don't make out.

Yuu: How does it feel to be dumped?

Luka: Eh?

Miki: Hey! That's rude!

Yuu: At least I didn't ask for her cup size.

Miki: ... *drags Yuu into the toilet* I'll be borrowing her for a while! *smiles*

~Few moments later~

Yuu: KYAAAAAAAA! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

~After another moment of silence~

Miki: *is dragging an unconscious Yuu out of the toilet* I'm sorry, she fainted. Well then! I'll be asking Gakkun the last few questions! Gakkun, how the heck do you get an eggplant on 4 giant sticks to move?

Gakupo: As I've said, it's simple. All you need to be a samurai, have an extraordinary love and passion for eggplants, pet training skills and last but not the least, be a vocaloid.

Miki: Show us your hottest look. Make sure Luka-sama gets a nosebleed or faints due to over-blushing.

Gakupo looked around for any props. He found a brown ribbon by the desk. He grabbed the brown ribbon and wrapped it around loosely on Luka's neck. Gakupo sat down next to Luka once again then took a hanging part of the ribbon and placed it on his lip. He managed to smirk at the blushing pinkette. He let his eyes close a bit and stare at the wide, sea blue eyes that stared right back at him. Those sea blue eyes stared right into his soul. Soon enough, the girl's head fell and landed on a broad shoulder. It seems like the girl fainted already.

~Again, after some moments~

Luka: *wakes up*

Gakupo: Alright….your next dare please?

Miki: Please whack the douche bag in the Just Be Friends PV for Luka-sama and my sake. *summons the dude in 'Just Be Friends' PV*

Gakupo: Wait…but isn't that the producer that played as….?

Dude: Wait, what am I doing here?

Gakupo: I'm sorry for I'm about to do….*whacks the dude on the head*

Dude: Wha? Gakupo, you-!

Miki: Oh wait! Don't just go yet! *slaps the Just Be Friends' dude* Now you can go.

Dude: WTF? What's happening here?

Gakupo: I don't know if you're an actor or Luka's previous master but I'm still sorry, for it's a dare.

Dude: Gakupo, I'm going to tell the people from Crypton that you need some confinement! *goes away*

Gakupo: …He IS Luka's previous master….

Miki: Oh….oops. Sorry Gakkun! But I couldn't help it!

Gakupo: It's okay, confinement isn't bad. They just do multiple tests on you to see if the functions are running properly…

Meiko: Which happened a lot to me…

Miki: I see…..

Yuu: *wakes up* Wha-? KYAAAAAAAAAAA! GET AWAY FROM ME, MIKI! *moves backwards on the floor*

Miki: ... Relax. I'm not showing it anymore.

Yuu: Gosh, I'm terribly afraid of your shota look.

Miki: Alright. Time for me to go! Oh, Yuu said she wants to stay for the rest of this chapter.

Yuu: Yeap! I wanna have more fun with you guys!

Everyone: It's fine!

Miki: Before I go…. Can I have Luka-sama?

Yuu: RIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!

Miki: HEY! I didn't hug her! *suddenly poofed outside with the roadroller standing before her* KYAAAAAAAA! *runs away from Road Roller* Bye guys! See you next chapter! Rin, you can stop chasing me now! *runs away*

Rin: *stops chasing Miki then goes back to the room*

~At that corner...~

Dorothy: Hmm let's see, Me, Hitomi-san, Ciara-san and now Yuu-san, anyone I missed?

Hitomi: Ega-san can be counted since she did send a review as "Vine" with her reflections.

Dorothy: There's 5 of us now? Wow, a lot of people really wanted to watch the show….

Hitomi: I stayed here to get some revenge, but it looks like my revenge is being carried out by everyone, even Miku-sama!

Ciara: Ehehe….Watching the show here on live is interesting.

Yuu: *nods* I wonder how the show will end. *smiles*

Ega: *nods* Very interesting, isn't it? It's like some live reality TV show *whisper to herself* Though I don't really like seeing Len die..

Reviewers: *nods*

Yuki/Yumi: …..Maybe it's a TV show already….

Vocaloids: *sweatdrop* There's a lot of reviewers now.

Yuki: Next is from Radman2112

hiya! My name is Astriedax (sorry for how I put in the pronunciation,but that's how it really is pronounced XD "ass-tree-dacks")

Len and Piko

Have an epic duel, len gets a pair of katanas, while Piko gets a pair of chain maces. Whoever wins can not be called Shota for two chapters. GO LEN!

Rin

Can I show you off to my friends? They think vocaloid is dumb, and I need the best singer to convince them. *hugs Rin* also, here's a million oranges :D

Kaito

why is it that Rin sings about killing people, Len sings about sex, yet you sing about rainbows and ice cream?

Luka

this is a secret dare, Len and Piko can not know about. Whoever wins the duel between those two, you can slap with a massive tuna ten times. *hands MASSIVE tuna* *evil laugh* MUAHAHAHA

Gakupo

go play seven minutes in heaven with Luka

Rin and Len

Did you and Len enjoy singing Cantarella?

here are the keys to the roda rorra. Have fun~

oh, also... RinXLen foreva!

Len

Become a chibi and wear your chibi append outfit for the rest of the chapter

Meiko

if I give you all of the most expensive sake in the world, would you cosplay as kaito for the rest of the chapter?

Bye guys! *poof*

Radman2112 entered the room.

Rad: Hiya! My name is Astriedax, which is pronounced as "ass-tree-daks". Sorry for how I put in the pronunciation, but that's how it really is pronounced XD

Vocaloids: *nods*

Rad: This one is for Len and Piko.

Yumi: *calls Piko* "Another dare or question. Yeah, again. Bye."

Piko entered the room.

Piko: Another dare, I presume?

Rad: Yes, have an epic duel. Len gets a pair of katanas, while Piko gets a pair of chain maces. Whoever wins can't be called Shota for two chapters. GO LEN!

Len/Piko: *gulps* We're going to fight each other just for not being called a shota…

Len: I accept then, nya!

Piko: For the freedom!

~Goes to the dressing room to get some weird armor as Yuki said so~

Rad: *whispers to Luka* This is a secret dare, Len and Piko can not know about. Whoever wins the duel between those two, you can slap with a massive tuna ten times. *hands MASSIVE tuna* *evil laugh* MUAHAHAHA.

Luka: *nods then hides massive tuna somewhere*

Ega: This will not end well.

Yumi: Yup…

Rad: Yumi-san, Ega-san, I presume you have received my message?

Yumi: You mean about the changes that you want? Yes, Yuki-chan already took care of that and she wants to thank you for the compliment. You don't know how many spazz attacks she had whenever someone compliments her~

Yuki: Oh what was that, Yumi-chan?

Yumi: *freezes* N-Nothing..!

Ega: Forgive them, they're always like that but it's at this session when they can't hold themselves back…..since no one has to spazz -much- , they decided to spazz.

Rad: I see….

Yuki: Alright, we should all poof to the arena…..

~At the arena~

Everyone was sitting at the seats of the arena that has this circular shape. Rin was fiddling with her ribbon nervously and Kaito's eyes shot everywhere, looking for Len.

Meiko: Len's lovers are so nervous…

Luka: I would be the same…..they're both the members of our family….one of them might get killed.

Miku: I'm sure the hostesses wouldn't let them die for real….though it would be such a shame.

Gakupo: and how could you say that, Miku-dono?

Miku: Well, it was stated at the rules. It said that you can kill or abuse a character, but it doesn't matter since they'll resurrect or heal fast anyways. My experience of dying and resurrecting after a few dares is an example…. And what's unfair is that I was killed two times and that one of them won't. *pouts*

Vocaloids: Uh huh….

Luka: Hmmmm….

~At the stage~

Yumi: Alright~! This will be the battle for pride and justice! Our competitors both experienced such horrible experiences and this is one way to at least take a break from them!

Yuki: Coming from the blue corner, is Utatane Piko!

Piko walked to the stage. He was wearing his armor with a helmet and carrying his chain maces.

Ega: And coming from the red corner, is Kagamine Len!

Len walked to the stage. He was wearing his outfit from "Karuki Burst" as he carried his katanas with him.

Yumi: Piko, who is an expert with using swinging chains battles Len, who is an expert sword user. Piko gets his training from his USB…..Len gets his training from songs. Both are determined to stop the crises and get their man dignity back! JUST WHO WILL WIN THIS BATTLE?

Ega: SO JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH THE SHOW~!

Yuki: Ready or not…..get set…

*WHISTLE!*

Len/Piko: DAAA!

Len and Piko charge at each other, both of them were gripping their weapons tightly. Piko swung his chain mace to Len's head. Len ducked then stabbed Piko's leg and kicked the boy's injured leg. Piko fell backwards. He quickly twirled the chain maces then threw it to Len's direction. Len managed to the dodge the mace, but few spikes cut his skin once it passed. The mace flew back to Piko like a boomerang. The silver haired vocaloid stood up then smirked at Len.

Piko: The fight only begins now, Kagamine!

Len gritted his teeth. He took out his other katana and charged at Piko.

*CLANK!*

When Piko swung his chain maces, Len used his katana to block the attack, treating it like a baseball game. Piko swung the chain maces on the floor, making the floor crack. Len kept dodging the chain maces advancing towards him. If only he can cut the chains…..

'That's it!" Len jumped and jumped, dodging the chain maces gliding on the floor. He kept waiting for the right moment…

~30 minutes of battle later~

(Ega:Sorry but Yuki isn't good at explaining battles. She stinks at it. Big time. And it's sad on how she can't make it fail?yes.)

Len: I…..won!

Len was kneeling on the floor. The blood kept trickling from his back and on his foot. Piko was on the ground, panting. After Len's numerous attempts of cutting the chain that binds the handle and ball together, he resorted to putting the fight fist-to-fist. Although he managed to injure Len on some parts…. Well, Len seems more strong and experienced in hand to hand combat and he's pretty fast in moving too.

"F-Fine….bro. You win the game….but the next time we play….I'm...going to win..!" Piko said as the medical team approached both of them.

Both of the boys saw Luka running towards Len. The pinkette hugged the boy and smiled.

Luka: congratulations, Len-kun! As for winning, I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes.

Len: *closes eyes*

Luka: *hits Len on the head with the massive tuna ten times*

Len: *K.O.*

Piko: …I'm happy I didn't win then.

And so, both of the boys were brought to the medical room of the dare base.

Rad: *laughing evilly*

~Back to the nameless room~

Ega: Yuki and Yumi needed to help the doctors to make the healing faster, so I'm taking over. Rad-san, your next dare or question please?

Rad: Rin, can I show you off to my friends? They think vocaloid is dumb, and I need the best singer to convince them. *hugs Rin* Also, here's a million oranges :D

Rin: *hugged* Awww…thank you very much! And of course, you can call me anytime. *winks* We'll show you're friends how awesome Vocaloid is! And thank you so much for the oranges!

Rad: *smiles* Great! Now, Kaito, why is it that Rin sings about killing people, Len sings about sex, yet you sing about rainbows and ice cream?

Kaito: …I don't know. My various producers want me to sing those songs and I just do my job….

Rad: Gakupo, go play seven minutes in heaven with Luka.

Gakupo and Luka both walked towards the dressing room, turned off the lights, then locked the door.

Ega: Cool, they didn't need to be told.

~At that room~

Luka: …Have you read the latest Hayate the Combat Butler chapter?

Gakupo: Yup.

Luka: What do you think?

Gakupo: Pretty good. And I was surprised that Ayumu wanted to become a musician.

Luka: She was taught how to play the guitar after all…..

Gakupo: Haha, yeah. It kinda reminded me of us, the vocaloids.

Luka: *giggles* Me too. What do you think was the funniest part of them manga?

Gakupo: The part when Ayumu was thinking about her future with Hayate and she imagined the poor butler always being stuck in a debt. It got me laughing and I thought "Poor Ayumu, she married a poor guy who has all the problems in the world….." .

Luka: I laughed at that part too! But in my opinion, the part when Ayumu consulted Nagi how to be rich was the funniest scene of all.

Gakupo: Oh yeah, that scene! And that line when Ayumu said that she's good at sleeping.

Luka: Ahh, that line. But you can say that I like Nagi's line a lot better.

Gakupo: Because she talks like how you would talk to me?

Luka: *giggles* Pretty much.

Gakupo: Can't be helped then…..

~Meanwhile, outside~

Ega: Hey, you guys! 7 minutes is up….

Gakupo and Luka exit the dressing room. Yuki, Yumi and Len all poof in the room.

Ega: Well that's fast.

Yuki: It was faster when we helped the doctors. Len's healed now. He can presume with his dares and questions.

Rad: Rin and Len, did you and Len enjoy singing Cantarella?

Rin/Len: It was fun singing it,even though it was only a cover. Filming our very PV of it was entertaining too….except for some scenes…you know.

Rad: Here are the keys to the roda rorra. Have fun~ oh, also... RinXLen foreva!

Rin/Len: Ohh keys. Thank you very much~

Rad: Your Welcome! Len, become a chibi and wear your chibi append outfit for the rest of the chapter.

Len: *turns into a chibi with cat ears and tail*

~Again, at that part where the guests are~

Hitomi: Too…much….blackmail material! The internet is going to do my revenge for me...!

Dorothy: *takes pics*

Yuu: *takes pics as well*

~At the others~

Len: *changes into his chibi append outfit* ….Neko append…nya?

Rin: Yes. And it suits you, Len-nyan.

Rad: Meiko, if I give you all of the most expensive sake in the world, would you cosplay as Kaito for the rest of the chapter?

Meiko: *eyes sparkle* Why not? *changes into Kaito cosplay without the wig*

Rad: The sake will be delivered by a truck. Bye guys! *poof*

The truck full of sake arrived. Yumi poofed all that sake into Meiko's sake stash.

Ega: Next is from Mystique Madjik

Love this :)

Yuki: Oh, it's a review! Thank you soo much! I'm happy you like it~!

Yumi: Next is from Paru-ch4n

Miku:imagine you are in love with Luka,it's your biggest Gakupo(also in love with Luka)find it out and use blackmail to you!Will you give up or stood against him?

Meiko of my friends has peeing in a beer bottle and give it to me,so I I kicked her will you do if someone do that to you?2.I know you consider Miku like a sister,but are you often angry or bitter cuz she's more popular than you?Or when people said she's Kaito's girlfriend?

I LUV U ALL VOCALOID!

Paru-ch4n entered the nameless room.

Paru: Hello~

Vocaloid: Hello.

Paru: For questions, Miku, imagine you are in love with Luka, it's your biggest secret. But Gakupo, who's also in love with Luka, find it out and use blackmail to you! Will you give up or stood against him?

Miku: Perhaps…..I shall fight for Luka.

Paru: Meiko, one of my friends has peed in a beer bottle and give it to me, so I drink. Later I kicked her ass. What will you do if someone did that to you?

Meiko: Easy, kill them. Give them a slow, painful death.

Paru: I know you consider Miku like a sister, but are you often angry or bitter cuz she's more popular than you? Or when people said she's Kaito's girlfriend?

Meiko: Unfortunately, yes. I get mad at Miku because of the popularity thing but I don't mind it when people say that Miku is Kaito's girlfriend. Kaito can pick whoever he wants. And I'm not interested in any relationships and pairings and all of that stuff.

Paru: And….I LUV U ALL VOCALOID! *poofs*

Ega: Next set is from MEEEEEEEE. And it's not me...

HAAAAAIIIIII~~~~~. :3 *le shall have fun*

Miku...

Hah! I learned Ura Omote Lovers in three days! This isn't a question, or anything, but I just wanted to tell you that! MUAHAHAHAHA! *overreactingmuchlolz*

Rin...

Wow. I just watched this one video. I forgot what it was called, but Gakupo and Len were singing about boobs, and Meiko was in a bikini. Yah. Anyway, just wanted to ask... What was with your face when you were shown on there without an actual flat chest? You were all "AMAHGAWD, I HAVE BOOBS! SQUEEEEE! *o*".

Also, why did you think Meltdown was "Lolicon Yuukai", when Len gave you that whistle quiz?

Y MAI KEYBOARD HATE ME? U RUN IT OVER?

Gakupo...

You. *narrows eyes* YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY FIRST NOSEBLEED! *points at* HOW DARE YOU! I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LEN-I mean, I was hoping I could get through life without nosebleeding... *shifty eyes*

SING I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT IN THE TOILET!

Len...

You. Never. Heard. Gakupo's. Truth. Hear me? NEVAR. NEVAR EVAR EVAR... I HAVE A PET PUPPY DOG, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! They ruin bananas, you know.

You should feel proud. The first time someone on this one forum ever wrote "Squeeeeeee~" in a post... actually, the first time anyone on there had, was when had mentioned you in Imitation Black. I simply said "Len loves you, too~. Possibly."

You're secretly looking at R rated stuff in your free time, aren't you? Yup, knew it.

Kaito...

YOU. KISS THE BLONDE HAIRED SHOTA. NAO. With toungues. And grab his butt, if you'd please~. *shotshot*

ICE CREAM FTW! FTW, MAN! *ice cream high fives*

And... yeah, too lazy to think of anything else. BAI~!

MEEEEEEEE or should we call her Kuri, entered the nameless room.

Kuri:HAAAAAIIIIII~~~~~. :3 *le shall have fun*

Yumi/Yuki: Get ready for randomness people!

Kuri: Miku... Hah! I learned Ura Omote Lovers in three days! This isn't a question, or anything, but I just wanted to tell you that! MUAHAHAHAHA! *overreactingmuchlolz*

Miku: Uhh….err….congratulations!

Kuri: Rin...Wow. I just watched this one video. I forgot what it was called, but Gakupo and Len were singing about boobs, and Meiko was in a bikini. Yah. Anyway, just wanted to ask... What was with your face when you were shown on there without an actual flat chest? You were all "AMAHGAWD, I HAVE BOOBS! SQUEEEEE! *o*".

Rin: Ohh..you mean that video. Well, it was pretty fun. I got to loose the "flat chest" thing, even for a while. And the reaction you made was very near. It just lacks…..the squeals.

Kuri: Also, why did you think Meltdown was "Lolicon Yuukai", when Len gave you that whistle quiz?

Rin: *sighs* Len's cover of that has been stuck in my head for ahile now. Especially about the lyrics and the recording…..it freaked me out. I guess it was stuck in my head.

Kuri: *extreme freak out moment* Y MAI KEYBOARD HATE ME? U RUN IT OVER?

Rin: …My roadroller is forbidden to run over any keyboard.

Kuri: Oh. Sorry. Gakupo... You. *narrows eyes* YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY FIRST NOSEBLEED! *points at* HOW DARE YOU! I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LEN-I mean, I was hoping I could get through life without nosebleeding... *shifty eyes*

Gakupo: ….I'm innocent. I didn't mean to do that…!

Kuri: SING I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT IN THE TOILET!

Gakupo: *sweatdrop*

Yuki/Yumi: We told you guys that you should get ready for randomness. *snickers*

Luka: *laughs*

Len/Kaito: *snicker* So much for having the deepest vocals…

Kuri: TO THE BATHROOM!

~Inside the bathroom~

Kuri: ALRIGHT! Put in your feet!

Gakupo: ughh…

~After standing in the toilet~

Gakupo: I'm a little teapot

Short and stout

Here is my handle

Here is my spout

When I get all steamed up

I just shout

Tip me over and pour me out

Everyone except Gakupo: *laughs then exits*

Gakupo: *grumbles then washes his feet*

~Back at the nameless room~

Kuri: Len…You. Never. Heard. Gakupo's. Truth. Hear me? NEVAR. NEVAR EVAR EVAR... I HAVE A PET PUPPY DOG, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! They ruin bananas, you know.

Len: Y-Yes ma'am..nya!

Kuri: You should feel proud. The first time someone on this one forum ever wrote "Squeeeeeee~" in a post... actually, the first time anyone on there had, was when had mentioned you in Imitation Black. I simply said "Len loves you, too~. Possibly."

Len: …..? Okay, nya?

Kuri: You're secretly looking at R rated stuff in your free time, aren't you?

Len: Eh? I don't look at such things nya…!

Kuri: *snickers* Yup, knew it. You totally check R rated stuff at midnight~

Len: ehh...

Kuri: Kaito... YOU. KISS THE BLONDE HAIRED SHOTA. NAO. With toungues. And grab his butt, if you'd please~. *shotshot*

Kaito: Eh? But Len-kun…he's…really short….and….stuff.

Kuri: It's doesn't matter! SHOTA SHOTA LURVE.

Yuki: Don't worry Kaito, Len is at least 4'4 feet so I guess it's alright. He might be short but he still has his mature thinking. And he's not that young...

Rin: You mean a sho-

Yuki: No, Rin. None of us are allowed to call Len the "s" word since he won the battle.

Rin: …..Aww. *pouts* I love calling him that!

Ega: Somehow, I'm so happy.

Yumi: Go and kiss him. Len still has his knowledge and maturness anyway.

Kuri: IT'S A DARE. KISS. NAO.

Kaito went to Len and kneeled down. Len stood up. The boy looked like he's in Grade 3!

Len: K-Kaito-nii….just get over with it…*tsun tsun blush*

If the boy's still in his mature thoughts then he wouldn't be freaked out….right..?

Kaito gently kissed the young boy's soft lips gently, so that he won't scare him. Len closed his large, blue eyes and submitted himself. Len gasped as he felt a large hand grope his bottom. Kaito pulled away from the young boy and apologized.

Len: I-It's okay…it's a dare after all…..

Kuri: *evil laugh then runs to Kaito* ICE CREAM FTW! FTW, MAN!

Kuri/Kaito: *ice cream high fives*

Kuri: And... yeah, too lazy to think of anything else. BAI~! *poofs*

~At the corner on where all the guests decided to gather for a moment~

Ciara/Yuu: Ehhhh…...

Hitomi: I gotta admit, Kaito looked like a pedobear.

Dorothy: …Notice, many reviewers are starting to poof out.

Ciara/Yuu/Hitomi: …..yeah.

Ciara: *goes back to her place on the bed, between Kaito and Len*

~Back at the others~

Yumi: Next is from LuxMi-kun

well what can i say

Luka. im your fan i love you kay first question.

what do you feel when you sing magnet with miku?

who is hotter miku or rin

Rin. your soo cute

have you ever feel something for len

wich couple do you like most lenXrin mikuXrin or lukaXrin?

what would you do if i steal your roadroller?

Miku your sexy

would you kiss luka but not in a dare like you want to?

have you ever watch some yuri hentai?

Len i luvee your shota face

do you like rin?

in imitation black did you feel wierd wearing a dress?

Bakaito i like your hair

have you ever dream abou rape Len?

why do you do naked scarf?

gakupo i fuc***ng hate you

can you kill yourself?

i dare you to cut your hand

luka miku

i dare you two to be girfriends for like two chapters and you have to kiss and tell ¨i love you¨ and all that stuff

to the twins

i dare you two to play seven minutes in heaven with kaito watching you two

kaito

i dare you to kiss gakupo and then kick him in the balls

love you all guys!

LuxMi-kun entered the dare base.

LuxMi-kun: Well what can I say… Luka, I'm your fan I love you kay first question… What do you feel when you sing magnet with Miku?

Luka: Hmmmm happy? I like singing with Miku. Or I just enjoy singing with any vocaloid.

LuxMi-kun: Who is hotter Miku or Rin?

Luka: ….Miku? Rin doesn't look "hot" but she's really cute. The moe type…..

LuxMi-kun: Okay. Rin, you're soo cute.

Rin: *smiles* Thank you!

LuxMi-kun: Have you ever felt something for Len?

Rin: Well….I think of Len-nyan as my dearest and my most beloved companion. My dearest half. I love him in a sibling kind of love but…..I'm not sure if I ever felt something like "couple love" or anything like that…*blush*

LuxMi-kun: Which couple do you like most, LenXRin, MikuXRin or LukaXRin?

Rin: Len x Rin….

LuxMi-kun: What would you do if I steal your roadroller?

Rin: *creepy, yandere smile* Get Len's katana and gather all of my firearms…..you know what happens next. *creepy, yandere laugh*

Miku: …. 'Rin-chan, I'm supposed to be yandere here, not you.'

LuxMi-kun: …..Miku your sexy.

Miku: Thank you.

LuxMi-kun: Would you kiss Luka but not in a dare like you want to?

Miku: …..hmmm I don't know exactly. It depends on the situation….

LuxMi-kun: Have you ever watch some yuri hentai?

Miku: *yandere smile* No. And I don't plan to.

LuxMi-kun: Len I luvee your shota face.

Len: ….I'm not a shota.

LuxMi-kun: Do you like Rin?

Len: I love Rin very much, she's my dearest twin. I can't live without her. I love her in a sibling way…I guess? I don't think I've experienced love before…nya.

Miku: *laughs* Oh please Len-kun. You know that feeling very well.

Len: Forgetting about Miku-nee's comment, nya. Next please?

LuxMi-kun: In Imitation Black, did you feel weird wearing a dress?

Len: Yes, it was weird for me. And the corset was very hard to breathe with…ugh.

LuxMi-kun: I see….Bakaito I like your hair.

Kaito: Why thank you. *hair flip*

Others: ….Lulz wut.

LuxMi-kun: Have you ever dream about raping Len?

Kaito: Ehh? *blushes*

Len: *blush*

Kaito: I don't know…..

Yuki/Yumi: We have the lie detector so don't think about lying!

Kaito: …..Look…I guess I've dreamt about…..ecchi things….about Len-kun but…they were never rape. It was always with consent!

The lie detector glowed green.

Yuki/Yumi: Oh, so you dream that Len-kun would do it with you willingly?

Kaito: O-Only in my dreams….I don't know why though….and they were always...fluffy?

Yuki/Yumi: *smiles* Fluffy huh~?

LuxMi-kun: Why do you do naked scarf?

Kaito: My producers love it for some reason. They want me to do it so often that it became a habit…..

LuxMi-kun: I see…. Gakupo I fuc***ng hate you!

Gakupo: *giku!* E-Ehh….

LuxMi-kun: Can you kill yourself?

Gakupo: I have already done that…..in songs.

LuxMi-kun: I dare you to cut your hand.

Gakupo: Eh? But it's needed in dares.

Miku: It would grow back~. Look at me! I was killed a few reviews ago but I'm alive again. And Len-kun's doing fine, even after his blood loss and concussion. *yandere smile* I can lend you my knives if you want~

Gakupo: …Yes please…

~After cutting his left hand and with Yuki and Yumi treating it a bit~

Gakupo: …

Yuki: Yeah…your hand will be back after this review. Next dare!

LuxMi-kun: Luka, Miku, I dare you two to be girfriends for like two chapters and you have to kiss and tell ¨I love you¨ and all that stuff.

Luka: …..I'm going to be Yandere!Miku's girlfriend…okay.

Ega: Perhaps you guys can start next chapter.

Yuki: But to be fair, why don't you start a bit with some fanservice until the end? It's about to end anyway...

Luka: Okay...

Luka approached Miku. She gentle placed her forehead on the tealette's head then smiled.

"I love you, Miku."

"I love you too, Luka-nee." Miku replied as she flashed a kind smile.

LuxMi-kun: To the twins, I dare you two to play seven minutes in heaven with Kaito watching you two.

Yumi: Let's do it this way. Rin and Len go inside the dressing room and make sure to open the last light only.

Rin and Len go inside the dressing room and opened the last light.

Yumi: and then Kaito can watch it through here! *points to a screen that pops right infront of Kaito*

~At the dressing room~

Rin: …..Len. What are we supposed to do here?

Len: I don't know, nya.

Rin: …..

~Silence~

Rin: I always wanted a cat, Len-nyan.

Len: And~?

Rin: Be my cat. I enjoyed petting you earlier ya know.

Len: …..And why?

Rin: Just do it. Take it as my training so that when I get a cat, I won't have trouble taking care of one.

Len lay down his head on Rin's lap as the blonde girl pat Len's hair and scratched at his ears again. Purrs erupted from the blond neko. Rin giggled softly then hummed a tune.

~Outside~

Kaito: *chuckles* That's cute.

~After seven minutes has ended~

LuxMi-kun: Kaito, I dare you to kiss gakupo and then kick him in the balls.

Kaito sighed. He walked to the purple samurai. He kissed his friend's lips gently, then pulled away after some moments. After that…

*WHAM!*

Gakupo: *twitching on the floor*

LuxMi-kun: That's it. Love you all guys! *poofs out*

~After giving Gakupo all his needed medications~

Ega: Next is from Mystique Madjik

Len- I'm your stalker :3

Rin- kill Miku and Mikuo

All- listen to Shotarella

Len & Kaito- do what you did in the video

Len- Yo the best!

Kaito- Why are you a fucking pedo and a realist

Miku- I wants to shot off to fucking head so I don't go insane... Oh wait I'm already thee

Say hi to MEEEEEEE for me!

Mystique Madjik entered the nameless room. She spotted Neko!Len then smiled mischievously.

Mystique: Len, I'm your stalker :3

Len: *sweatdrop* I-I see nya…

Mystique: *sudden yandere face* Rin, kill Miku and Mikuo!

Rin: …Again?

Ega: YAY!

Miku: *sighs* Does that mean I can't fight Rin-chan~? *points the knife at Rin*

Mystique/Rin: NO.

Rin: Relax Miku-chan. Let's just eat the cake later and the hostesses promised us.

Miku: ahh well. We need to call Mikuo.

Ega: We need to go to the grand hall though.

~At the Grand Hall~

Mikuo: *arrives* Yes..?

Miku: Mikuo, take care of our leeks when you resurrect.

Mikuo: Ehh?

Rin: *grabs gun again* Hmph. Looks like I'm going to kill the two Hatsunes…..

Miku: Again.

Rin: Whatever. As payment I'll let you win at our little multiplayer battles, Miku-chan.

Miku: Good enough. And give me cake and some additional knives in my collection~

Rin: Yuki spupplies a lot more.

Mikuo: What about me then?

Rin: ….I'll get tsundere Lenny-chan and BaKaito-nii to get Akaito-nii and then you guys will all play.

Mikuo: …With leeks?

Rin: Probably.

Mikuo: Fine.

Ega: Oh my god! Hurry up!

Rin: Alright alright! *points the gun* See you in your next lives.

*BANG!BANG!*

Ega: *cheers*

Rin: …See ya Miku-chan, Mikuo-kun.

Rin, Ega and Mystique all go back to that nameless room.

Mystique: Everyone, listen to Shotarella.

Len: N-Nya….? *blush* T-That song…

Yumi: Everyone means everyone! The guests can join along too if they want!

Guests: Cool!

~After listening to Shotarella~

Len: That song…..*blush*

Yaoi fangirls in the room: *holding back their squeals and giggles*

Mystique: Len & Kaito, do what you did in the video.

Len/Kaito: Ehh?

Rin/Yuki/Yumi/Dorothy: *gets their cameras and smirks*

Hitomi: TEH OVERFLOWING UNINTENTIONAL REVENGE. OH YES.

Ega: Sorry to break it to you all but Yuki, you were the one who limited the whole thing into GROPING only.

Yuki: Okay now I kinda regret that and all but I'm a girl that keeps her word! I can still let them do pretty cute roleplays~!

Yumi: But Len's drugged…

Yuki: Let's just stop Kaito then~

Rin: With the roadroller.

Ega: Yes. With the roadroller. … MY KAITO..

Yumi: Now….*evil face* IN THE DRESSING ROOM. NAO. 'I guess I do some alternations too…'

Ega: *covers ears and eyes* I will keep calm and imagine that Kaito is actually talking about Miku and he's asking Len for tips…..yeah…yeah…

(Yuki: ATTENTION. KAILEN YAOI. WHEN I READ AND WROTE IT, I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS PRETTY KINKY :D You guys love to dare these kinds, don't you? I tried my best in writing this! And to hold myself back form writing an intense make out~ You guys inspired me to make M rated fics lol XD NO LIKEY YAOI? BAIL THIS PART~ )

~Inside the dressing room~

Kaito: …'I'm going to drug a 14 year old that looks like 8? He's only…..4'4 feet! …'

Len: W-What…what's going to happen, Kaito-nii? *innocent eyes*

Kaito: …Len-kun, you're going to make this harder for me.

Len: …?

'Crap…I can't do such things to innocent, innocent Len-kun….he's too innocent! And pretty cute… SHUT UP KAITO. YOU'RE NO PEDOPHILE.'

~Outside~

Mystique: Kaito! Do the dare!

~Inside~

Kaito: B-But Len-kun is so innocent! I can't imagine doing such stuff to an angel!

~Outside~

Mystique: Oh please, you record such stuff and all! You even licked the boy's neck on Shota Desuyon! The drug will make the boy forget about it! And I don't think the dude's a total angel. That boy is very naughty. *smirk*

~Inside~

Kaito: ….*looks at oh-so-innocent and rapeable Len* ….

Len: Kaito-nii~? Nya?

Kaito: ….He'll hate me and kick me out of the house and kill/pave me like what he does to his almost rapists and stalkers!

~Outside~

Mystique: No he won't!

Rin: Mystique-san…let me handle this.

Mystique: Okay.

Rin: Kaito…..DO THE DARE NOW PLEASE. LEN ISN'T FOND OF THE DARK IF HE'S CRYING RIGHT THERE BECAUSE YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING I'M GOING TO KICK THE DOOR OPEN AND KICK YOUR ASS. YOU GOT THAT? NOW DO THE DARE BECAUSE I'M DYING OF BOREDOME HERE, 'KAY? *smiles sweetly*

~Inside~

Kaito: Y-YES RIN!

Len poked his older brother. Kaito turned around and saw Len staring at him with big, glassy eyes.

"L-Len-kun?"

"K-Kaito-nii…..I-I don't like it…it's dark…" Len sniffled. The blue male patted his younger brother. Kaito sat down. He let the young blond sit between his legs. He scratched behind the boy's ears. He earned purrs coming from the cat boy. Maybe….he should do the dare…but Yuki said that sex isn't allowed and that….she'll stop them before he goes insane and eat the whole boy up, right? And…..they said….drugs will make the boy forget…..

"L-Len-kun…?"

"Yes?"

"Would you like a drink..? It will clear your thoughts…" Kaito handed Len the "drink".

It's actually the drug that Yuki gave him. Aphrodisiac that was changed a little by Yuki herself.

'Should I even trust her? I think that girl is much more evil than her dark half…' Kaito thought.

Len took the "drink" from Kaito's hands. He said thank you to his brother and drank the liquid substance.

~After a few minutes~

Kaito heard the blond boy panting. Len gripped his khaki pants. Kaito gulped and told Len to face him.

"Len-kun..? What's wrong?" Kaito said softly. Len opened his glassy eyes.

"K-Kaito-nii…..I feel funny….it's so hot all of the sudden…" Len panted then shuddered. The blue male started trembling and quickly regretted his actions. Len hugged Kaito while panting.

"K-Kaito-nii….w-what's happening?" Len asked few drops of tears escaped from the blue orbs. Len face his nii-chan. In reflex, the blue male kissed the blond.

Len gasped, which gave the blue male entrance. Len let himself submit to his big brother's lewd actions. He closed his eyes and let the tears stream down. Kaito wiped them off then deepened their kiss. He explored the small, moist cavern. It's taste was far too familiar. Kaito met the small tongue, all curled up at the center. He brought it out of its protective ball and invited it to a passionate dance. Their tongues moved passionately, gliding over each other. They parted away, in need of air. Len panted hard and his tears continued to stream out.

"K-Kaito-nii….its unbearable….." Len whimpered. His tail swayed from side to side.

"I'll make it disappear…" Kaito whispered then blew hot air on the blond's ear. It made him shiver. Kaito licked Len's earlobe then trailed soft kisses down to Len's collarbone. He sucked at a small spot on Len's neck, somewhere where it won't be visible. The result was a red dot. Kaito gently pushed Len to the floor. He unzipped Len's append top and took off the bass clef choker. He looked at the creamy, visible skin presented to him. He gently slid his finger starting from the collarbone then stopped at his navel.

"K-Kaito-nii….haaa…"

"Len…I'm sorry but…"

-I've fallen for the trap-

~CUT~

Meanwhile….outside, All the KaiLen fangirls in the room squealed in delight. Well…..everyone except two hostesses.

Yumi: YUKI! Why are you there? I understand if Ega is freaking out like mad since she got too much yaoi today but YOU?

Yuki: *sniff* I feel as guilty as Kaito okay!

Yumi: Why..?

Yuki: I...have witnessed too much kinkiness...

Yumi: *facepalm* I thought you liked yaoi kinkiness?

Yuki: I do but...well, I still feel guilty for some reason...

Yumi: Wanna have a KaiLen cake? As in ice cream cake with bananas?

Yuki: ….Yes please.

Yumi: Eat it later. Right now we gotta do some additional effects on Len and possibly on Kaito.

~After doing many special effects on the two males~

Yuki: They're back to normal…..it's like nothing happened.

Yumi: kufufufu~ 'I drugged Kaito too anyway~~ Kaito and Len won't remember anything that happened.'

Ega: I have a headache… *also back to normal* Next please!

Mystique: Len, yo the best!

Len: Thank you, nya~

Mystique: Kaito, why are you a fucking pedo and a realist?

Kaito: I'm not! If you think it's all about the pvs I do then you're right. The producers want me that way for some reason….

Mystique: ahh well…..Miku, I wants to shot off to fucking head so I don't go insane... Oh wait I'm already there~~~ *creepy smile*

Others: …..

Mystique: Say hi to MEEEEEEE for me!

Yumi/Yuki: We will, once we see her online by VO.

Mystique: *poofs*

~After Miku and Mikuo resurrected;Gakupo got his hand back~

Ega: Next is from Death Ruby

Review: THIS IS SUCH AN EPIC STORY OF EPICNESS *Get's hit in the face by Ruby*

Yo, the names are Yami.

Miku: Dress in your Rolling Girl outfit and sing Rolling Girl with Len while both of you acting out the PV~ (I'm a LenXMiku fan by the way. Screw KaiMiku, I prefer KaiMei~)

Rin: I want you to advertise oranges while running a marathon with Mikuo while he advertises Leeks. (I wanna see who get's more people to like their item!)

Len: I want you to go out with Miku on a date. Dress up in your adult dancer's outfit and you have to try and seduce her like in Spice (Hot song is hot~)

Luka: *Gives infinite amount of money* Go buy yourself a tuna company and start selling it as "Luka's freshly cut tuna" Then give it to the others to eat. (Force it if you have to.)

Kaito: *Gives amount of money* Go get yourself 5 barrels of ice cream. Then cover them with Sake and eat them. How does it taste?

Meiko: Go on a date with Kaito to a Karaoke bar after he finishes the ice cream. Then sing Sweet Magic with him. Then you guys have to kiss for 9 mins or more. XDD

I'm done ~ Bye~

Ega: GUYS. There's a review.

Yumi: *sighs* cue Yuki's epic spazz mode!

Yuki: *reads compliment* Thank you very much~~! All of you reviewers just flatter me so!

Ega/Yumi: …..

Yuki: Okay I'm done spazzing. Let her in~

DeathRuby entered the dare base.

Yami: Yo, the name's Yami.

Yumi: …

Yuki: ….*snickers* Yumi-chan do not talk about the anime please.

Yumi: Oh fine…..just remembered okay?

Yuki: Yeah…yeh. Your dares please~

Yami: Miku, dress in your Rolling Girl outfit and sing Rolling Girl with Len while both of you acting out the PV~ I'm a LenXMiku fan by the way. Screw KaiMiku, I prefer KaiMei~

(Ega: Sorry~ We can only split it up into the duets. Please imagine they're acting out the PV XD)

Miku:

RONRII GAARU wa itsu made mo todokanai yumemite (The Lonely girl is dreaming of something unreachable)

Sawagu atama no naka wo kakimawashite, kakimawashite.(Churning,churning inside her mind)

Len: "Mondai nai." to tsubuyaite, kotoba wa ushinawareta? ("There's no problem."she she lost her words?)

Miku: Mou shippai, mou shippai. (Another failure, another failure)

Len: Machigai sagashi ni owareba, mata, mawaru no! (If it ends in search of mistakes,she'll spin!)

Miku/Len: Mou ikkai, mou ikkai. (One more time, one more time)

"Watashi wa kyou mo korogarimasu." to, ("I'll roll once again.")

Shoujo wa iu shoujo wa iu (The girl says, the girl says)

Kotoba ni imi wo kanade nagara! (while playing the meaning in her words!)

Len: "Mou ii kai?" ("Are you alright now?")

Miku: "Mada desu yo, madamada saki wa mienai no de. Iki wo tomeru no, ima." ("Not yet. There's still a long way to go. Stop your breathing, now.")

Len: ROORINGAARU no nare no hate todokanai, mukou no iro(The Rolling girl is a mere shadow of who she once was, unable to reach the color at the other side)

Kasanaru koe to koe wo mazeawasete, mazeawasete.(The overlapping voices mixing,mixing together)

Miku: "Mondai nai." to tsubuyaita kotoba wa ushinawareta.("There's no problem" the words she muttered were lost.)

Len: Dou nattatte ii n datte sa, (How can she be fine when,)

Miku: Machigai datte okoshichaou to sasou, sakamichi.(the hilly roads entice her and cause her to make mistakes?)

Miku/Len: Mou ikkai, mou ikkai. (One more time, one more time)

Watashi wo douka korogashite to (Please let me roll)

Shoujo wa iu shoujo wa iu (The girl says, the girl says)

Mukuchi ni imi wo kasane nagara! (while silently repeating the meaning of her words!)

Len: "Mou ii kai?" ("Are you alright now?")

Miku: "Mou sukoshi, mou sugu nanika mieru darou to. Iki wo tomeru no, ima."("Just a little longer. We might be abke to see something soon. I'll stop breathing now.")

Miku/Len:

Mou ikkai, mou ikkai. (One more time, one more time)

"Watashi wa kyou mo korogarimasu." to, ("I'll roll once again!")

Shoujo wa iu shoujo wa iu (the girl says, the girl days)

Kotoba ni emi wo kanade nagara!(while playing the words with a smile!)

Len: "Mou ii kai? Mou ii yo. Sorosoro kimi mo tsukaretarou, ne." ("Are you alright now? It's okay. You gradually became tired of it too, right?")

Miku/Len: Iki wo yameru no, ima. (We'll hold our breath, right now.)

Yami: Great! Now, Rin, I want you to advertise oranges while running a marathon with Mikuo while he advertises Leeks. I wanna see who get's more people to like their item!

Rin cracked her knuckles as she smirked.

Rin: Too easy! Oranges are more delicious than leeks!

Mikuo barged in the room.

Mikuo: I'll prove to you, Kagamine Rin, that leeks are way better than oranges!

Rin: *smirks then flips her hair* Well then, Mr. Hatsune, let the best food item win!

Mikuo: I'm not going to lose, Kagamine!

Rin: Ohohoho~ well, this is a simple….friendly competition. But still, I won't go easy on you.

~After getting everything they need and going outside for the marathon run~

Rin: *wearing an orange based outfit with bunches of oranges*

Mikuo: *wearing the male clothes for popipo*

~After screaming -advertising their character items~

Yuki: According to the polls…..oranges win.

Mikuo: ….

Rin: *winks* Told you oranges will win. Many people loves oranges~

Yami: I see …I see…..

Rin: *smiles* Next please.

Yami: Len, I want you to go out with Miku on a date. Dress up in your adult dancer's outfit and you have to try and seduce her like in Spice 'Hot song is hot~'

Len: *goes to the dressing room and changes in his punk module*

Miku: …..

Yuki: *adds some money* Knowing Len, he doesn't spend much….but knowing girls…and knowing Len…..ahhh this should be enough.

Miku: Thank you~

Rin: Miku. Don't. kill. Len.

Miku: Yeh yeh. I'll just have him treat me~

~After going out and going to that mall near the bay~

Miku: Alright Len-kun~ let's go to that shop over there!

Miku dragged Len to a store. Miku shopped and shopped and Len just smiled at Miku while complimenting the clothes she picked. They kept running to different stores. Miku even tried to make Len wear some of the skirts and tank tops she bought. Len kindly disapproved the offer. After goin around the mall, they happened to see a dance recital by the mall. They watched for a little while. The dancers even used some of their songs. They sang quietly as they watched the performers with smiles on their faces.

After that, they went to a pancake shop. It's menu is also packed with deserts too. It was pretty hot at the venue of the dance recital since it was packed. They needed to cool down.

~At the ice cream store~

Both of them ordered their waffles and ice cream. While waiting for their food, they talked about the random things. It all started about Rin and Mikuo's marathon run then about…knives. Don't judge. Len himself doesn't even know on why Miku started a conversation about knives. His cat tail wagged. Miku suddenly changed the topic about those clothes she bought.

"I think that they would look really cute on you, Len-kun!" Miku chirped.

"I don't think that it would suit me at all, Miku-nyan." Len said then sighed as he sipped his banana shake.

The waiter smiled at them then placed their waffles and ice cream on the table. Both of them happily ate their deserts. Miku ate her triple scoop ice cream first. Some of the substance was left on her mouth.

"Miku-nyan…."

Len gently licked the ice cream on Miku's mouth then sat back down. Miku blushed then bowed her head. Len simply smirked as he ate his banana waffles.

Miku tried to make a conversation that would lessen the thick atmosphere they have but Len would always smirk and finish it off with a perverted line. Miku gave up and just ate her waffles.

After finishing their cool off meals, they exited the mall. Miku finally managed to get a normal conversation with the blond while walking to the dare base. Miku laughed at Len's jokes while Len just smiled back.

~Back at that nameless room again~

Yami: Sooo how's the date?

Miku: Pretty fine~

Yami: *smirks* Did Len do something…?

Miku: *blush then looks down* Nothing.

Yami: ah okay. The answer was already clearly stated anyway! Next~ Luka! *gives infinite amount of money* Go buy yourself a tuna company and start selling it as "Luka's freshly cut tuna" Then give it to the others to eat. Force it if you have to.

Luka: Thank you. I shall do this dare quickly. The nearest tuna company would have to be….

Yumi: I heard that there's one downtown.

Luka: I see…..

Yumi: I'll poof you there!

Luka: *poofed to the tuna company*

~At the tune company~

CEO: And what makes you think that I can easily give this tuna company to you, Miss Megurine?

Luka: Because I'm Megurine Luka. I'm also ready to offer you a million yen in exchange. Surely, it wouldn't be such a pain to build it at another spot, right?

CEO: …..I'm not sure.

Luka: Let me be the CEO and I'll work on the advertisement. As a vocaloid, working on a commercial should be a snap and the distribution of the product won't be a problem as long as we have Crypton helping us with the business.

CEO: Are you even sure that Crypton would even care about the business?

Luka: Of course. They take care of our actions of course. Now…..do you accept or not?

CEO: ….I accept.

Luka: *smirks* good.

~After arranging everything~

Luka: Alright, since you guys are my family, I'll let you buy my highest quality of tuna. With a discount. You guys in?

Vocaloids: Yeh….so that we have dinner for you and Neko Len later…..*buys fish*

Yami: Alright…next! Kaito….*gives amount of money* Go get yourself 5 barrels of ice cream. Then cover them with Sake and eat them.

~After buying 5 gallons~

Kaito: ….Sake..?

Yuki: *poofs a lot of sake* Pour them all out Kaito!

~After pouring sake on them~

Kaito: *tastes it* …..

Yami: How does it taste?

Kaito: It tastes like vanilla ice cream has been mixed with white wine… It tastes pretty fine to me since it is ice cream….

(Yuki: May this be the response to your dare, Amaya-senpai~)

~After finishing 5 gallons~

Kaito: *on the bed, rubbing his tummy* ughhhh sooo full~

Yami: Next! Meiko, go on a date with Kaito to a Karaoke bar. Then sing Sweet Magic with him. Then you guys have to kiss for 9 mins or more. XDD

Meiko/Kaito: ….*sighs*

Kaito: Well, it's been long since we've went to an actual karaoke bar.

Meiko: Let's just do this quickly. Hostesses, poof us to the nearest karaoke place.

Ega: *poofs them to a karaoke bar*

~At the karaoke~

Meiko: alright, now let's sing!

amakute shiawasena koto (It's something sweet and happy)

kakushiaji nani ni shiyou (I wonder what to add as a hidden flavor)

junsuina otomegokoro (It's a pure girl's mind)

amai koi mo karamenakucha (I also need to put my sweet love for you on it)

setsunasa kasanete mirufuiiyu (I try to layer my wistful feelings for a mille-feuille)

sanmi mo tsumiage taruto (I piled up the sourness for a tart)

nigami mo chokoreeto keeki? (A little bitterness for a chocolate cake?)

mahou kaketa amai kiseki (It's a sweet miracle if I put my magic on)

amasa wo osaete bitaa toka (Should I make it less sweet and bitterer?)

miruku nashi no koohii toka (Or should it be like a coffee with no sugar?)

amai dake ja otona ni narenai no? (Can I just not become an adult if it's just sweet?)

sonna no zettai ni zettai yada yada yada (I don't like something like that. no, no,no)

nee ageyou ka amai wana (Hey, should I give you a sweet trap?)

hora toriko ni shiteageru (Now I'll make you bewitched)

sonna mahou kakeru kara (I'll cast such a magic spell on you)

chotto dake matasetageru wa (So I'll make you wait for a while)

Prithii, prithii, prithii, majikaru... (sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, magical…)

Prithii, prithii, prithii, yei, yei... (sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, yeah, yeah…)

Prithii, prithii, prithii, majikaru... (sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, magical…)

Prithii, prithii... (sweetie, sweetie…)

tatta hitokuchi ga tarinakute (Since just one bite was missing)

akai ichigo mitaku ijihatte (I became stubborn like a red strawberry)

amai tokoro nante misenai wa (I won't show my sweetness to you)

kanpeki ni tsukurumon (I'll make a perfect one)

hitori demo, demo, demo (Even if I'm alone, but, but)

Kaito: naa, kizuiteru yo (Hey, I've noticed that)

wakatteru yo (I knew that)

kakushiaji no koigokoro (you added your love for me as a hidden flavor)

nigami toka sanmi toka (something like bitterness or sourness)

souiu no mo tama niwa ii na (Would be nice sometimes)

ijippari de wagamamana (you're stubborn and wayward)

sonna "amai mahou" tsukai (such a "sweet magic" –ian)

Meiko: nee, kizuiterundesho? (Hey, you've noticed that too, right?)

wakatterundesho? (you knew that, right?)

kakushiaji no koigokoro ( I added my love for you as a hidden flavor)

nigami toka sanmi toka (something like bitterness or sourness)

souiu no mo tama niwa ii wa (would be nice sometimes )

ijippari de wagamamana (I'm stubborn and wayward)

sonna "amai mahou" tsukai (such a "sweet magic" –ian)

Kaito and Meiko stopped singing then looked at each others eyes. Meiko closed her eyes, waiting for Kaito to make the move. Kaito landed his lips on the brunette gently. Again, such a light and feathery kiss. Kaito held Meiko's hand. The brunette squeezed back. They stayed like that for 9 minutes then quickly pulled away from each other. Despite the fact that they can hold their breath long since they're singers and swimmers…they still need oxygen. They sat down and panted. Suddenly, they were poofed to the dare base.

~At the nameless room~

Yami: I'm done ~ Bye~ *poofs out*

Ega: ….alright which one of you two poofs the reviewers out?

Yuki: *whistles*

Ega/Yumi: …..

Yuki: What?

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Yumi: Anyway, next is from Anime fan no.1

Kaito, kiss Miku on her inner thigh!

Miku, you're the most amazing vocaloid I've ever seen!A truckload of leeks for ya'!

Len, Kaito and Miku, have threesome sex!

Anime fan no.1entered the dare base. Let's just call this senpai "Ichi" coming from the "1" in this senpai's username. And yes, you can blame the bad naming sense of the authoress.

(Yuki: Feel free to rant about my bad naming skills and all other bad stuff about me~ Oh and for this senpai….I don't know your gender so if you're a girl then sorry DX)

Ichi: Dare time! Kaito, kiss Miku on her inner thigh!

Kaito/Miku: Ehh?

Yumi: ….'Do not let me drug both of you. That drug was hard to do some alternatations, you know.'

Ichi: Just a simple kiss! Now go!

Miku blushed hard. She lifted her leg, showing her inner thigh. Kaito quickly kissed Miku's thigh then apologized. Miku just nodded as she looked away from the blue male and grabbed a knife that she dropped then glanced at Kaito.

Ichi: Miku, you're the most amazing vocaloid I've ever seen! A truckload of leeks for ya!

Miku's blush suddenly disappeared then looked at Ichi. She smiled widely and said thank you. Once again, Yumi poofed the leeks to the leek stash of Miku.

Ichi: Len, Kaito and Miku, have threesome sex!

Miku/Kaito/Len: *mega blush* T-Threesome?

~At the part where the guests are~

Yuki: One of you. Please kill me….

Dorothy: Yuki, why should we?

Yuki: Because I cannot do such thing…..

Hitomi: Ehh?

Yuki: I do not have such knowledge in such things! *major panic and headbang*

Yuu: Yuki-san! Stop! You'll bleed!

Yumi: Let me handle this, ladies.

Yumi grabbed the ear of Yuki then dragged her away from then.

Yuki: Ow ow ow ow ow!

Yumi: ….Now! 'The drug….'

Yuki: Oh yeah right, the juice that we received…

(Yuki: Let that freak out be one of your warnings! ATTENTION. KAITOXMIKUXLEN. I THINK THIS IS PRETTY KINKY TOO~ I THINK EVERY DARE IN HERE IS PRETTY KINKY LOL. I have no experience in threesome since I have never tried it before. Bear with my unquality writing. NO LIKEY? DON'T READ~ )

~After a while~

Kaito/Miku/Len: …*drinks the "juice" then was pushed inside the dressing room*

~Inside~

Kaito rubbed his head. He looked at the tealette holding a knife and at the blond who was back in his append outfit. Wait…

Threesome.

Threesome.

THREESOME.

Again, how could he do such things to a bubbly yet currently yandere Hatsune Miku and to the innocent yet tsundere Kagamine Len?

Kaito looked away from the tealette and blond boy. The liquid that Yumi made them drink tasted really weird. And it was getting really hot too.

'Wait a minute. Hot. Weird. Strangely colored liquid? I don't even think that wine can taste that funny…..aphrodisiac? That girl, she drugged us! What am I supposed to do? Does that I'm stuck with….a horny yandere and a horny tsundere?'

All hell breaks loose.

Kaito.

"I. am. screwed. Why with a tsundere and a yandere?" Kaito facepalmed.

He glanced at Miku and Len. They were already getting it on! Kaito's mouth gaped.

Miku and Len were kissing intensely. However they realized that Kaito was staring at them. They pulled away from each other and glared at Kaito. Miku grabbed her knife then creepily smiled at Kaito. Len glared at his older brother with his whole face red as the boy crossed his arms. Kaito flinched at the terrifying expressions directed to him.

"Come here, onii-chan~" Miku said. Len suddenly laughed and smiled in a somewhwat seductive way at the blue male.

"Join us~"

'ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ALRIGHT.'

'THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME.'

Kaito gulped but he still crawled his way to them. Miku went infront of him while Len went at the back. Miku kissed the blue male intensely while Len started to lightly nibble on Kaito's earlobe.

Miku and Kaito's tongues met this time. Miku quickly took advantage of it and became aggressive. Kaito, lost in his thoughts, didn't even remember how to fight back.

Just imagine… A yandere that can kill you anytime now since her knife is right there beside her and a tsundere neko with sharp teeth that can make him bleed from a single bite.

Miku lessened the force and let their kiss to be gentle. As if she's comforting Kaito…while Len was licking and softly sucking the nape of the blue male's neck. It's either their being gentle or…

Teasing him.

Miku pulled away from him then grinned. Len stopped his sucking then kissed Kaito's cheek. Both of them smiled creepily…..like a truce has been formed?

Kaito pushed the tealette to the floor and then pushed Len right on top of Miku. Kaito hovered over them then smirked.

-It's my turn then.-

~CUT~

Everyone: *blushing madLY*

Rin: …..I don't know who to kill after this….Kaito or Miku.

Yuki: *runs to the emo corner* I….just messed with the innocence of two bubbly idols. I will die by the hands of angry fangirls…*shivers* I-I just hope that this will be good enough for Ichi-senpai though…

Ega: *wipe the nosebleed with tissue* Where is Ichi-san?

Hitomi/Yuu/Ciara/Dorothy: Right after the scene well…he/she just poofed away…

Yuki: Reviewers and their magic.

Yumi: Let's just get to work!

~After doing stuff to those three~

Kaito/Len/Miku: *once again back to normal*

Ega: Don't worry people! We're almost done! And save that headbang for later, Yuki. Next is from Chocolateluver

I'll just make this review because i don't want to waste a lot Of your time so um...len has to eat ice cream and if any drips from his mouth kaito has to lick it off and miku has to take pictures

Chocolateluver entered the room

Chocolate: I'll just make this review because I don't want to waste a lot Of your time so um...Len has to eat ice cream and if any drips from his mouth Kaito has to lick it off and Miku has to take pictures.

Miku: *creepy smile then grabs her camera*

Len: *received a banana flavored popsicle*

Len smiled innocently. He licked the ice cream from the very bottom going up to the top so that the melted ice cream won't drop to the floor. Len licked on the tip then sucked on it happily. He kept repeating his actions until the popsicle was done. However, some drops of melted ice cream was on the boy's mouth. He licked all of the ice cream then bowed his head, blushing. Len was blushing too as his ears drooped.

Meanwhile, Miku was acting a like ninja. She kept dashing at different places to get good angles. She got enough pictures to put in a video.

Chocolate: Thank you for your time!

Chocolateluver exited the dare base.

Ega: Now there's a reviewer that didn't poof out.

Yumi: Good to know.

Yuki: Next is from Minako the Dragon Maiden of DW

Hey~~ I'm back. *eating some chocolate pepero* (you can say it's like Korean pocky)

1)Question: What if you're in each other's shoes?

2. I've brought something this time. *brings out a Switch machine* My dare is have anyone want some body-switch or persona switch? *gives evil grin* Yuki and Yumi, you two don't need to be my 'lab rats' but be my guests. ^^

P.s: *whispers to Yuki and Yumi* If they don't participate, I have a Plan B as get them drinking genderbent potions. Hohoho...

3. One more, want to play STBTD (it stands for Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare)?

Ok, that's all of it.

Minako the Dragon Maiden of DW entered the dare base.

Minako: Hey~~ I'm back. *eating some chocolate pepero* 'You can say it's like Korean pocky'

Ega: Okay.. Can I try it?

Minako: Sure! *gives her some*

Ega: *munches on some*

Vocaloids: Hello, Minako-san.

Minako: Question, what if you're in each other's shoes?

Vocaloids: Hmmm….we don't know. Probably be weirded out….

Meiko: But I know that everyone of us will be delighted to be in Miku's shoes.

Gakupo: And that everyone would be terrified if they were in Len-kun's shoes.

Vocaloids: *nods*

Minako: I've brought something this time. *brings out a Switch machine* My dare is have anyone want some body-switch or persona switch? *gives evil grin* Yuki and Yumi, you two don't need to be my 'lab rats' but be my guests. ^^

Yuki/Yumi: ehehe…we think we'll pass out on this one….

Yumi: I can easily act out her persona anyway.

Yuki: And Yumi's persona was born inside of me anyway~

Ega: *brings out the a wheel that has a lot of names* …..Yeah. I found it at the basement.

Yuki: Perfect timing Ega-chan! Let the "Wheel of Names" to pick!

Yumi: Ega, why don't you spin the wheel?

Ega: Sure!

~Meanwhile~

Minako: *whispers to Yuki and Yumi* If they don't participate, I have a Plan B as get them drinking genderbent potions. Hohoho...

Yuki/Yumi: *smirk* Great idea, Minako-senpai. We'll use that if they don't participate~

~At the wheel~

Ega: Alright so….the wheel landed on Kaito and Len….

(Yumi: Yuki wanted Kaito to be a tsun tsun and Len to be a hetare XD)

Minako: Alright! Now boys…..go to the switch machine~!

~After switching~

Len: W-What just happened?

Kaito: …What.

Luka: Hmmm I don't see Len-kun acting so…timid. He's shy but I think he's as timid and dense as Kaito….

Meiko: Let's see if Kaito's as tsun tsun as Len.

Minako: One more, want to play STBTD?

Vocaloids: What does that stand for?

Minako: It stands for Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare?

Rin: Oh you mean that game where the person who spins a bottle and asks "truth or dare?" to the person whom it landed on?

Minako: Yup!

(Yumi: At least that's what we think~)

Vocaloids except Kaito: We wanna play.

Yuki: don't you wanna join them, Kaito?

Kaito: No. I might be forced into a stupid or embarrassing dare like making me crossdress or wear cat ears like Len over there.

Miku: *join-the-game-or-I-will-skin-you-alive look*

Kaito: *shivers* Okay, okay!

Yumi: Man, Yandere!Miku sure is awesome.

Luka: Of course, that's my Miku-chan after all...*smiles -smirks(?) *

~During the game~

Rin: I wanna spin! *spins the bottle and it lands on Kaito*

Kaito: …..Exactly what I fear.

Rin: Kaito-nii has Lenny-nyan's tsun tsun persona so….I want you to wear Lenny's Imitation Black dress with the matching accessories and makeup!

Kaito: Wha? No way!

Miku/Rin: *creepy yandere faces*

Kaito: alright! Alright! *goes to the dressing room*

Miku/Rin: *high five*

~After a while~

Kaito walked out of the dressing room. He wore the black dress that ended at the front of his mid-thigh but the rest was flowing on and stopped before it reached the ground. He wore the black stockings with holes. He applied the makeup and wore the ribbon on his head. Miku and Rin quickly took out their magical cameras and snapped a lot of pictures.

Kaito: Are you happy now?

Rin: *snickers* Very happy, Kaito-chan.

Kaito: *flinch*

Luka: Kaito, it's you're turn.

Kaito: *spins the bottle and lands on Luka*

Kaito: Luka…truth or dare?

Luka: Truth.

Kaito: Luka….do you consider your marriage with Gaku-san a true one or a fake one? As in…you really felt like it was real and even forgot it was fake for a moment or no?

Luka: W-Well…..*blush* I did forget it was fake for awhile…..

Kaito: So you really did consider it real?

Luka: I…don't know.

Kaito: *sighs* Yup, it's a yes.

Luka: I seriously don't approve of tsundere you, Kaito-kun.

Kaito: ….And I don't approve of your tsundereness too, Luka.

Meiko: It's a tsun fight!

Gakupo: …..

Len: …..Kaito-nii and Luka-nee having a tsun fight? Ehh…

~After the tsun fight -err I mean game~

Minako: Ok, that's all of it. Bye. *poofs out*

Ega: Yet another person poofs out.

Yuki: Next is from Mysteriousgirl

Bon jour, everyone! I'll just get straight to the point. Don't worry, they're very easy:

1)Miku-Why do many people hate you so much (I love you!)? Who do you think is cuter,Kaito or Len? Did you ever have sex with Kaito or Luka?

2)Len-You could stop being a shota if you gave up bananas. Would you give up bananas? Are you really a virgin?

3)Rin-I dare you to kiss every girl (discluding yourself) in the room on their lips!

4)Kaito-What would you prefer to do? Anger Meiko or Leave Ice cream?

5)Meiko-I dare you to hit yourself hardly with a sake bottle on your head every five minutes!

6)Luka-How old are you? Are you taller or Meiko?

7)Gakupo-I dare you to punch yourself hardly on your face every ten minutes!

Mysteriousgirl or should we call her Mystery entered the dare base.

(Yuki: I ran out of ideas okay? ;w;)

Mystery: Bon jour, everyone! I'll just get straight to the point. Don't worry, they're very easy.

Vocaloids: Okay.

Mystery: Miku, why do many people hate you so much? I love you!

Miku: Hmmm….it's probably because I keep overshadowing their favorite vocaloids. Not that I mean too though….

Ega: I hate Miku too!

Mystery: Who do you think is cuter, Kaito or Len?

Miku: In terms of "cuteness" then Len-nyan~

Mystery: Did you ever have sex with Kaito or Luka?

Miku: *blush* ehh? No! At least I don't think so…

Yuki/Yumi/Ega: *cough*

Mystery: Len, you could stop being a shota if you gave up bananas. Would you give up bananas?

Len: I-I could never give up bananas! I would rather be called a shota than giving up bananas…

Mystery: Are you really a virgin?

Len: *blush* Of course!

Yuki/Yumi/Ega: *cough*

Mystery: Rin, I dare you to kiss every girl, discluding yourself, in the room on their lips!

Rin: Wait…..*glances at the guests* Them too….?

Yuki: Well…..just a kiss at the cheek since senpai didn't know that a lot of them will be here.

Rin: Okay.

Rin kissed Miku softly on the lips. Miku patted her head. Rin kissed Luka next, again, it was a feathery kiss. Rin went to Meiko next and kissed her. She went to the three hostesses and giving them a super short kiss then skipped off to the guests. Rin kissed Dorothy, Yuu, Hitomi on their cheeks then did the same to Ciara, who was still on the bed sitting next to Kaito and Len.

Mystery: Kaito, what would you prefer to do? Anger Meiko or Leave Ice cream?

Kaito: ….Anger Meiko.

Mystery: Meiko, I dare you to hit yourself hardly with a sake bottle on your head every five minutes!

Meiko: ugh…..*brings out a sake bottle*

~After 5 minutes~

Meiko: *hits self on the head* ugh….

And the cycle continues.

Mystery: Luka, how old are you?

Luka: Technically, I'm just 3 years old in terms of release. However…..I am actually enternally 20 years old.

Mystery: Are you taller or Meiko?

Luka: I'm 5'4 so Meiko's taller than me…..

Mystery: Gakupo, I dare you to punch yourself hardly on your face every ten minutes!

Gakupo: …

~After 10 minutes~

Gakupo: *punches self hard on the face* ugghh…

Ega: That's evil.

And the cycle continues!

Mystery: That's all, bye!

Mysteriousgirl exited the dare base.

Ega: We're at the second to the last dare…almost there! Next is from Nyan cat all the way

Okay

MIKU AND LUKA" YOU TWO ARE THE BEST VOCALOIDS EVER!

Would you two mind if I made a rated M fanfiction of you two together? *wink* *wink*

Miku: I dare you to kiss Luka as many times as her age, and different places each time.

Luka: & minutes in heaven with Miku! Now! And you have to at least do 3 things!

Kagamines: Do you guys hate how people make incest relationships about you two?

Haku: I'll give you a sake bottle if you steal Neru's phone.

Nyan cat all the way or Nyan-senpai entered the room.

Nyan: Okay! MIKU AND LUKA, YOU TWO ARE THE BEST VOCALOIDS EVER!

Miku/Luka: *smiles widely* Thank you very much.

Nyan: Would you two mind if I made a rated M fanfiction of you two together? *wink* *wink*

Miku/Luka: *blushes* e-ehh…..I guess we don't mind…

Nyan: Miku, I dare you to kiss Luka as many times as her age, and different places each time.

Miku: …Will that be 20 kisses or 3 kisses?

Yumi: 20...I guess.

Miku: Okay.

Miku first kissed Luka at the cheek, then at the other cheek. At the nose, at the forehead, at the hand, at the neck, at the ear,at the arm, at the shoulder and at Luka's pink lips.

~After 10 more places~

Nyan: *chuckles* Luka, 7 minutes in heaven with Miku! Now! And you have to at least do 3 things!

Miku/Luka: *goes to the dressing room*

~At the dressing room~

Miku: ….what are we supposed to do?

Luka: In all of the "7 minutes in heaven" dares we've received….all we do is talk. She said we need to do 3 things…

Miku: Easy, breath, walk and talk. Done.

Luka: Not like that Miku.

Luka signaled Miku to come forward. Miku sat between the pinkette's legs. Luka patted the girl's head then hummed a tune.

"So that's two things already….." the tealette muttered.

"Hum with me….."

Both of them of them hummed a soft melody. Miku and Luka stopped humming the soft tune.

"Three." Miku said. Luka sighed.

"Miku-chan, it's like you want to hurry up and get out of here..." Luka said. Miku pouted at the older female.

"Well, it's boring in here Luka-nee!" Miku said.

"We have a dare, Miku-chan...why don't we..?" Luka said as she nuzzled Miku's cheek. Miku giggled softly.

"Oh, alright."

~Outside~

Nyan: 10 seconds…..9…8…7…6…5…4….3…2….and…..1.

Ega: The dare's done!

Miku/Luka: *exits the dressing room*

Nyan: Kagamines, do you guys hate how people make incest relationships about you two?

Rin: We don't exactly hate them…

Len: But we don't exactly like them either nyaa..

Rin: Well….you can say we pay no attention to it.

Len: but the whole thing is embarrassing nyaa….

Nyan: Okay…umm Haku?

Yumi: *calls Haku* "Haku~ you have a dare~ please come to that room next to the grand hall~ bye."

After some moments of silence again, Haku entered the nameless room.

Nyan: Haku, I'll give you a sake bottle if you steal Neru's phone.

Haku: O-Okay….

~By another room close to the Grand Hall~

Haku: *spots Neru's phone on the table* ….*takes it then goes to the nameless room*

~Meanwhile~

Neru: Why is the bathroom so far away from here! Wait…WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' CELLPHONE?

~At the nameless room~

Haku: Here's the phone….

Nyan: Good job. Here's youre sake. *hands Haku the sake*

Haku: Thank-

Neru: HAKU! WHERE IS MY CELLPHONE?

Haku: …..Excuse me as I run for my life now. *runs away through another door*

Nyan: Alright. I'm done. Bye!

Nyan cat all the way exited the dare base.

Ega: And for the moment we're all waiting for, the last dare! It's from Sweetyamiluna

Kitty: I threw away a few hours of sleep reading this...

Luna: Not to say some batteries too. (she was reading on her iPod)

Kitty: Uh...either way, Q & A! To all the vocaloids, what vocaloid do you hate most? (Yes, you HAVE to answer it!)

Len: why do you have such a high voice? And why don't you like to be called a Shota? You're sooo cute!

Kaito: why are you such a pervert? Same with Gakupo.

Rin, Luka and Miku: Do you girls like the fact you sang 'Onii Yuuki'? Did you guys like the characters? (Pfft...)

Piko: In chapter 3, why-no HOW did you act like a s-s-s-s-s-slu...oh you get what I mean I can't even think of that word without blushing... And that's about all for me! (question-wise)

Luna: Wait, wait, wait. I wanna go!

Everyone: What's does Slut, yaoi, and shota mean?

Kitty: please don't answer that question!

Luna: But I'm not done!

All: What do you think of your fanmades or OCs of yourselves? 'Cause I'm one of the OCs *wink*

Kitty: You guys, PLEASE don't answer her first question. o.e anyway, DARES!

Rin and Len: I dare you to switch clothes for a chapter.

Luka: I dare you to sit in Gakupo's lap for the rest of the chapter!

All: Name the most perverted song you guys sang!

Luna: My turn!

(Adding to Kitty's dare, the most perverted song MUST be sung by the person who named it!) They won't know until they say all the names okay~

All: I dare all of you to answer my first question! I want to know what they are, but Kitty won't tell me! DX

Kitty: Let's go before Luna makes any other weird dares that she'll regret. Bye~!

Sweetyamiluna …..no. Kitty and Luna entered the nameless room.

Kitty: I threw away a few hours of sleep reading this...

Luna: Not to say some batteries too. Since she was reading on her iPod.

Yuki: *compresses spazz attack and tries to act mature* I'm very happy that you risked batteries and hours of sleep for this really weird and crappy session but please do remember to sleep well, okay?

Yumi/Ega: *cough Yuki is so bipolar~ cough*

Yuki: Forget that girl. Go ahead please.

Kitty: Uh...either way, Q & A! To all the vocaloids, what vocaloid do you hate most?

Vocaloids: …..Do we have to answer that?

Kitty: Yes, you HAVE to answer it!

Miku: V-Vocaloids…? As in anyone from the Vocaloid series, right?

Kitty: That's right.

Miku: Hmm…..if you mean my hate then can we change that to least favorite? If you can allow then my least favorite would have to be Lily-san….you can say that she's kinda mean to me…

Rin: …As much as I get mad at Miku-chan, I can't say that she's my least favorite. So I guess my least favorite would have to be CUL-san….not that I have anything against her….it's just that she scares me sometimes…

Luka: My least favorite would be Sweet Ann….we get into fights a lot.

Meiko: Least favorite huh? ….Well…..I'm close to the other engloids except Ms. Sonika…she doesn't pay attention to Kaito and I at all.

Kaito: My least favorite would have to be Hiyama-san. It's just that some people compare our voices and say that it sounds alike…..it got us into a bit of bickering back then but we just ignore it now and try to become friends…

Gakupo: My least favorite will have to be …..since our first meeting was really awkward.

Len: I don't h-have someone I dislike…but I guess I'm not close to Ryuto-kun…..

Kitty: Len, why do you have such a high voice?

Len: I'm only a young boy and …..well…..puberty doesn't work on me…except for my append upgrade but I guess my voice is still high…..And since my voice provider is a girl.

Kitty: And why don't you like to be called a Shota?

Len: Because….I'm not a shota!

Kitty: But you're sooo cute!

Len: *blush* t-thank you but I'm not a shota at all…..

Kitty: Hmmm whatever you say~ Kaito, why are you such a pervert? Same with Gakupo.

Kaito: *tsun tsun blush* I am not a pervert.

Gakupo: …..I agree with Kaito-kun!

Kaito/Gakupo: We're just forced to act like that in PVs!

Kaito: *snickers* but I don't know if Gakupo is actually faking it or not for Luka…

Gakupo: Kaito-dono, I do not approve of your tsundereness.

Kitty: Rin, Luka and Miku: Do you girls like the fact you sang 'Onii Yuuki'? Did you guys like the characters? Pfft...*ahem*

Miku: Kufufufu *yandere smile* The parts were fun to act~

Luka: hmmm well…I guess it was fun.

Rin: Pretty much fun~ watching the PV fully recorded was pretty cool too.

Kitty: I see…..where's Piko?

Ega: *calls Piko* "Piko-kun….back to the nameless room! Bye."

Again, after a few minutes of silence, like it always is…Piko arrived.

Piko: Yes?

Kitty: Piko, in chapter 3, why-no HOW did you act like a s-s-s-s-s-slu...oh you get what I mean I can't even think of that word without blushing...

Piko: Slut? Uhmm yeah…..about that…I just finished recording for a shota song back then and my master made me watch some shota videos of Len-kun-

Len: Master told you what?

Piko: I'll explain later Len-kun. And yeah…I was inspired by those songs….

Len: *blush* I can't believe I was the reason on why innocent you became another devious supporter….!

Piko: *scratches back of head* ehehehe….it's not your entire fault, Len-kun. Besides…..I promised myself that I won't act like that again. Forgetting about that…..Next please.

Kitty: And that's about all for me! question-wise though

Luna: Wait, wait, wait. I wanna go! Everyone, what's does Slut, yaoi, and shota mean?

Everyone: Uhhhhhhhhh...

Kitty: please don't answer that question!

Luna: But I'm not done! What do you think of your fanmades or OCs of yourselves? 'Cause I'm one of the OCs *wink*

Vocaloids: It depends actually. We don't mind them at all as long as they don't annoy or fight any of us.

Kitty: You guys, PLEASE don't answer her first question. o.e anyway, DARES!

Vocaloids: Umm….sure.

Kitty: Rin and Len, I dare you to switch clothes for a chapter.