THE DOFUS CHRONICLES – PART 2

We left off with Pineapple digging up Amayu in a matter of milliseconds. The He-Tree transformed back into a regular, boring tree and the girl (Amayu) was now following her pet around in zombie-form.

Completely oblivious to the fact the Amayu was now a walking-undead, Sigmah and Acero started to get into a debate about whether Pokemon or something-or-other was better (ask them if you want to know). Before you knew it, it became a "Emperor's New Groove" thing with the kids going "Nuh uh" and "Uh huh" back and forth so fast it would make your head explode.

When Amayu inquired if they had any potions to spare, all she got was a "zilch" from Acero and only "regular potions" from Sigmah. Honestly….those things taste like Windex. How about some good old watermelon…..or even strawberry potions? None.

Well this was a dilemma….

Then Acero had the "brilliant" idea to use a phoenix down on Amayu (for those of you who don't know what the heck I'm talking about, in this one game, if you use a phoenix down on a regular person it revives them….BUT…if you use one on a zombie, they die). Amayu didn't have the chance to say anything before he used it, but I'm sure if she did, she would have said something like, "You imbecile!"

Amayu was dead….again. Back to square one.

She was buried once again by Pineapple. Still dumbfounded at what just happened, Acero just stood there. Then, after a while of what seem liked pondering on his face, he took out another phoenix potion and poured it down where Amayu was buried.

This DID work now that Amayu was dead –dead. But now there was only one problem….

"'Ero 'our 'anding 'n y 'ace" Amayu muffled scream called out.

Translation: Acero you're standing on my face!

Acero, being the brilliant genius he is, thought it was the crazy girl haunting him from the underworld for him killing her.

Here's the exact conversation that took place….I'll do the translating for Amayu.

Amayu: Mmph! Et of Y Ace! (Idiot! Get off my face!...ok so Mmph, doesn't actually mean idiot but I bet you one thousand marshmallows that that's what she was thinking when she said that! And that's a whole lot of marshmallows…)

Amayu: AAAAAAAAAAArh! (AAAAAAAAAH, THIS IS SO IRRITATING. GET OFF ME BEFORE I DIE AGAIN YOU PEANUT BRAIN….)

Narrator: Oh…one second.

Director whispers: Narrator, stick with the script! That's not what Amayu is saying!

Narrator: But it's so boring that way. You have to add some spice, you know, some FLARE! And I'm the translator so I'll translate the way I want!

Director: Stick with the script or you're fired!

Narrator: Ooooh, I'm so "terrified". Who are you going to hire afterwards to translate for the crazy Amayu afterwards huh? A chipmunk? I don't think so…..wait a sec….and I AM AMAYU! So be quiet! You don't know what I was thinking!

Director: YOU'RE FIRED. (Greatly resembles Donald Trump when saying this)

Narrator: You're firing the narrator AND the main character?

Director: Hehe, nah. I just had to say that, I've always wanted to. Now just seemed like the perfect situation.

Narrator: Oh….. you know director, you're pretty weird yourself.

Director: …..want a cookie?

Narrator: REALLY? Director you're the best!

Director: I know, I know. Right then, ON WITH THE SHOW!

Amayu: Amit! Eaches (Damnit! PEACHES!)

Acero: Oh….on your face? (Translation: I'm slow on these things….(Director: ….You don't have to translate for Acero darling. Narrator: Oh….sorry. Couldn't help it)

Amayu: ES! (YES!)

Acero: Oops sorry…

Amayu: Jeez… crawls out from where pineapple buried her and coughs up a bunch of dirt)

So now everything was back to normal, that is, if you can even consider anything this bunchis or does, "normal".

Next time: DIS FIGHT BETWEEN AMAYU AND ACERO?