How to Annoy N Harmonia

1. Tell him he needs a haircut because he looks like a girl.

2. If he says no (which he will) sneak up on him while he's sleeping and cut his hair real short.

3. When he wakes up and accuses you, hide the scissors but make it really obvious.

4. Ask him what kind of name is 'N'.

5. Tell him Ghetsis broke out from jail just to come after him.

6. If he doesn't believe you, pretend you hear a knock on the door and say "Oh look, he's already here!"

7. Record his reaction and post it on Youtube.

8. Ask him what he was doing with Reshiram when he shouted 'Burn, baby, burn!' in the Dragonspiral Tower.

9. If he ignores you, yell "Pokephile!" at the top of your lungs.

10. Take him to dinner at a fancy restaurant. (see the one below)

11. Order a steak for him while he's distracted.

12. When he's eating and he asks what it is, tell him it's "Grilled Miltank"

13. Record his reaction.

14. Tell him his room is awesome but be sarcastic.

15. Ask him if he wants to play with chu-chu trains.

16. Take him to ride the Ferris wheel with you. When you get on tell him you're the Queen/King of Team Plasma but then say "Oh wait, that's your line."

17. If he gets mad at you open the door and push him out.

18. While he's falling say "Hey, you forgot your parachute!"

19. Ask him why he wears such regular clothes if he's a king while his dad has an awesome robe.

20. Tell him to join PETA.

21. Ask him why he tells trainers to stop using pokemon as tools of battle when he uses them too.

22. Ask him if he's a pokemon in disguise.

23. When he denies it, nudge him with your shoulder, wink, and say "Of course you aren't".

24. Buy him pokemon food and act OFFENDED when he doesn't eat it.

25. Ask him about his mom.

26. Before he gets to answer, immediately dismiss the question and ask him HOW a man like Ghetsis could even get a woman.

27. Steal his hat.

28. Take him to a meat festival.

29. Put his jacket in the washer with your bright red socks.

30. When he asks why his jacket is pink, tell him it's the latest fashion.

31. Make him to wear it in public.

32. For the ladies: hang on to his arm and hiss at every girl that looks at him and claim he's your boyfriend.

For the guys: while you're walking around town kick him everytime he looks at a girl or a girl looks at him and tell him to stop checking out your girlfriend.

33. Strip him of his clothing and hang a sign that says "5 cents per touch" around his neck. Force him to walk around town with it. Get rich on the profits.

34. Ask him if he would marry a pokemon.

35. Give him a Zorua plushie and run away as fast as you can before he destroys you.

Note: I love N. I did this list out of boredum, along with my dear 9-year old, devious cousin. She came up with numbers 1, 4, 8, 9, 16, 21, 24, 25, and 32.

I hope you enjoyed! If this gets decent reviews, I might just do another one with another character! Feel free to suggest!

ALL HAIL DA QUEEN!