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Top 10 ways to annoy Magnus Bane:

10. Ask him if he supports Voldemort or not and whether or not he has a magic wand.

9. Tell him you are going to pay him, then do so in penny sweeties.

8. Rake through his house and find out whether or not he flies a broomstick.

7. Steal all his DVDs and stuff and then pretend it was Jace.

6. Open up a rival Warlock station opposite his house and steal all of his customers.

5. Switch his eyeliner for permanent marker.

4. Ring up all his exes and have a heart-to-heart with them all, just for him to walk in and they all attack him with knives.

3. Insinuate that he isn't strong enough to lift an aeroplane full of people on top of the Empire State Building.

2. Give him one of his drinks that turns the drinker into a rat and then hand the rat form of him over to the local pest control officer.

1. Tell him that Alec has moved on with a human girl and that they are having children, then when he goes to see Alec, insinuate that he has lost his marbles.

Whatcha think?

If you liked, I can do for other characters as well? I'm sort of doing this as well for Morganville Vampires so…

Vicky xx