Erik Lehnsherr gives Charles Xavier a poke.

Erik Lehnsherr gives Charles Xavier a poke.

Erik Lehnsherr gives Charles Xavier a poke.

Erik Lehnsherr gives Charles Xavier a poke.

Erik Lehnsherr gives Charles Xavier a poke.

Charles Xavier: Yes, Erik, is there something you'd like to speak to me about?

Erik Lehnsherr: Where are the children?

Charles Xavier: Pardon?

Erik Lehnsherr: They're too quiet. That worries me.

Charles Xavier: I'd think you'd be thankful for the respite.

Erik Lehnsherr: Need I remind you of the greased pig incident of Wednesday?

Charles Xavier: Fair enough. Raven and Hank are flirting in his lab. Alex is brooding in the training bunker and Sean…has taken to booby trapping the roof with dozens of mousetraps.

Erik Lehnsherr: What does that boy have against squirrels? And why can't he just lie on the couch, eating cereal and watching cartoons like a normal stoner?

Charles Xavier: I have no idea on either count…Oh, he's distracted now. Moira's sunbathing on the lawn in a bikini.

Erik Lehnsherr: So…the children will be occupied for some time then?

Charles Xavier: That seems likely, my friend.

Erik Lehnsherr: Chess?

Charles Xavier: I thought reading minds was my forte.

Erik Lehnsherr: Maybe you've rubbed off on me.

Charles Xavier: …Not yet.

Erik Lehnsherr: Why Charles, I do believe I've corrupted you!

Charles Xavier: I repeat my last comment.

Erik Lehnsherr: I'll be right over.

Charles Xavier: : )

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