The Dating Game - Inuyasha
Revised Version
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The Dating Game
Announcer: Hello and welcome back to the Dating Game with our host Sango and co-host Miroku.
Sango: Miroku, why don't you bring out our first contestant?
Miroku: Sure thing, Sango dear.
-Miroku walks to the curtains and drags out a certain hanyou-
Inuyasha: No, no, no I don't want a freakin' date, and you can't make me.
Miroku: Too bad. I've already tried Sesshomaru, Kouga AND Naraku and I'm all out of options and Kagome offered you, so you're up.
Inuyasha: Guh, I hate Kagome, damn her.
Sango: Inuyasha, can you please be positive this once?
Inuyasha: Positive my ass.
Sango: Inuyasha! There are kids watching this, Kohaku, Rin, Shippou cover your ears.
Inuyasha: Fuck, fuck, fuck-ady fuck, fuck… Fuck…
Miroku: -sighs- such a bother, Kagome?
-Somewhere from the set, Kagome says sit-
Inuyasha: -face plant-
Miroku: Thank you, Kagome.
Sango: Okay, well, Inuyasha, in front of us there is 4 doors each has one girl… I mean… person behind it.
Inuyasha: By person you mean… wait, -jumps off seat angrily- there are boys behind those doors?
Sango: … Yes….
-Somewhere in the live audience-
Sesshomaru: *snickers*
Kouga: Ha, I knew that InuTrasha was a homo.
Naraku: Inuyasha is gay… Huh… This might be an advantage. –Smirks evilly-
-Back on the set-
Inuyasha: Bite me, goddamnit Sango I quit I ain't a friggin' homo. If anyone's queer it's Hobo-
Sango: His name is Hojo-come on Inuyasha if this helps, there's only one male.
Inuyasha: Can I have another hint?
Miroku: If it helps to shut you up than yes, you may.
Sango: One of the other three who are girls is Kagome.
Inuyasha: So out of the 4 people one is male, the other three are girls including Kagome?
Sango: Yep!
Kouga: I'll keep my finger crossed that you DON'T get my Kagome.
Inuyasha: Hey, can I have someone kick that stupid mangy wolf outta' here?
Miroku: No, he paid so he can stay.
Inuyasha: He paid?
Miroku: Yep, all of them paid. –Practically has dollar signs; in his eyes-
Kouga: I paid to come here so I can make sure you don't Kagome.
Sango: Everyone, shut up, we're on a time limit here. Now for the first question, contestants I will ask you a question about Inuyasha and you reply… honestly. First question; does Inuyasha know you?
Contestant 1: Yeah…
Contestant 2: I dunno, does he?
Contestant 3: Very, very, very well.
Contestant 4: Well obviously…
Inuyasha: They all sound alike?
Sango: Yes we had voice masks on them so they don't give themselves away. –Grins proudly-
Inuyasha: What?
-Inuyasha goes up to all four doors and sniffs them-
Miroku: They are scent proof Inuyasha…. That was Kagome's idea; I must thank her for that, later.
Sango: Okay, I will continue, next question um… Would you kiss Inuyasha?
Contestant 1: Hell no.
Contestant 2: Nope, my heart is set on someone else
Contestant 3: Yes! Everywhere!
Contestant 4: Depends…
-Inuyasha is blushing-
Miroku: Inuyasha's blushing. Too bad Kagome isn't here to see this. –Grin's like a maniac-
Sango: Good thing, we're recording this. Anyway, third question; if Inuyasha dies what-
Inuyasha: Hey I'm never gonna die.
Sango: Inuyasha I said If, if Inuyasha dies what would you want of his?
Contestant 1: His iPod… duh.
Contestant 2: I don't think I've even seen him before?
Contestant 3: His ears, fire rat and his sword.
Contestant 4: I'm not sure…
Inuyasha: Wow these people are greedy I think Sesshomaru may behind door 3.
Sesshomaru: I'm up here asshole, and I don't want your ratty clothes or those ears and I'm not gay; such as yourself, little brother.
Inuyasha: …Oh…. Screw you -middle fingers Sesshomaru-
Sesshomaru: Oh that is it, today's you last day. -Get's up-
Sango: No Sesshomaru, after the show.
Sesshomaru: -Sits back down- Hmph.
Miroku: Next question Sango.
Sango: Right…
Inuyasha: Make all the people behind those doors, contestants –whatever you call them, say sit.
Sango: No that'll give Kagome away, we're not stupid, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: This show sucks.
Miroku: Inuyasha, surely you don't mean that?
-Hits Inuyasha on the head repeatedly with his staff-
Inuyasha: Fuck off, monk.
Sango: Miroku… We need him alive. Next question, who would you rather date, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru or Kouga?
Contestant 1: Sesshomaru…
Contestant 2: Kouga!
Contestant 3: INUYASHA!
Contestant: Inuyasha…
Miroku: That narrows it down a bit, eh Inuyasha… unless Kagome rather your brother or Kouga…
Sango: Kagome would never pick them over Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: She better not. –Crosses arms over chest-
Sango: Inuyasha now pick a door.
-From the live audience-
Sesshomaru: Fool.
Kouga: I bet Kagome is behind door 2, so don't pick it, mutt-face.
Myouga: Pick door 3 my lord.
Rin: I know where Kagome is.
-Whispers something in Kohaku's ear as Kohaku nods before turning around to tell Shippou-
Toutousai: Door 4 Inuyasha door 4.
InuTaisho: Whatever door he picks… We will not question his sexuality, alright?
Izayoi: of course not.
Sesshomaru: Father? I have a bone to pick with you.
InuTaisho: Sit back down, Sesshomaru, I'm trying to watch this.
Sesshomaru: I can't stand this nonsense, Rin, Jaken come on we're leaving this instant.
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru can we stay please, please, pleaseee?
Jaken: Rin, you insufferable fool, don't-
Sesshomaru: -Sits back down while ignoring Jaken-
Jaken: I don't believe this.
-On the set-
Sango: Hurry up Inuyasha, pick a door.
Miroku: Can I pick a door?
Sango: No.
Miroku: Sango, my dear Sango, I meant can I pick a door for Inuyasha.
Sango: What… No.
Inuyasha: Door 3 or 4, 3 or 4… Um, door 4.
Miroku: You sure Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Wait, no, door 3….
Sango: Sure?
Inuyasha: no wait 4, wait no, no, no 3 yes 3.
cSango: Okay Contestant 3 come on out, you've just won a date with Inuyasha .
-Jakotsu from the band of seven walks out-
Jakotsu: Inuyasha! I knew my little Inu-poo would pick me come here.
-Inuyasha gets up and runs-
Inuyasha: No I change my mind I want door 4, please.
Sango: No can do, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: I'm outta here and I will NOT date that creep. –Runs toward the door-
Sango: Wait Inuyasha, don't you want to see who's in the other doors?
Inuyasha: Eh? -Walks slowly back while dodging Jakotsu-
Sango: Contestant one you can step out now.
Contestant 1: Thank god, I was about to suffocate.
-Kagura walks out annoyed-
Inuyasha: Kagura? -Disgusted look-
Kagura: Inuyasha –Glares at Inuyasha- Well I'll be off than see ya Sango, Miroku.
Sango: Contestant 2 you may step out, now.
Contestant 2: Yay!
-Ayame walks out-
Inuyasha: Who the hell are you?
Sango: That's Ayame.
Miroku: Contest 4, please come out.
-Kagome walks out-
Kagome: Oh, that was so much fun. –Squeals-
Inuyasha: Ka-go-me what a heartless thing you did to me –huffs-
Kagome: Hush up Inuyasha, not like Jakotsu is gonna rape you or anything it's just a date.
Inuyasha: I don't care I'm not going.
Kagome: Yes you are.
Inuyasha: No I'm not.
Kagome: Yes you are.
Inuyasha: No I'm not–
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit boy.
Inuyasha: -Face plant-
Kagome: Hmph.
Sango: Looks at Inuyasha pitifully- Well that's all for today folks, see ya next time on 'The Dating Game'.
Miroku: Next week's contestant is, Sesshomaru so don't miss it.
Sesshomaru: I never signed up.-Sends a death glare at Miroku-
Miroku: Rin signed you up.
Rin: Hehe sorry…
Sango: Anyways, I'm Sango and that's Miroku. We'll see ya, real soon!
-Sango and Miroku wave frantically-
-Credits role as they show Inuyasha running in circles being chased by Jakotsu while the live audience and Kagome, Sango and Miroku laugh-
A/N: Hope you liked it, I did revise it quite a lot.
Tell me what you think.
~InutrashaXD