Title: The Human Extraordinaire

Pairing/Characters: Diego/Sid

Prompt: #8: Take of your clothes.

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Slash animal pairing.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Ice Age movies or the characters and settings involved in them. I am merely a humble fan who thinks these two should get to it already!

Summary: "Well, I like my new clothing! This jacket really brings out my fur coloring!"

Diego stared up around towards Glacier Pass. He doubted they would make it there before it was closed off by snow, even if he wasn't leading them iexactly/i in that direction.

"Sid! Come on. We can't stay here all day." The saber watched as the mammoth passed him, irritation in his eyes. His big steps landed on the remains of the humans' campfire and their forgotten possessions. Laughing joyfully behind the two, Pinky clapped his hands in excitement.

Turning, Diego was shocked to find Sid prancing around in front of the human child fully dressed in some of the left behind wardrobe that had laid scattered on top of the cliff.

"Check it out!" Sid called out, pushing out his chest, "iI am Sid! Human extraordinaire!/i" He said in a deep voice. "I think the kid likes it! What do you think of my new look, Diego?"

"I think you look just as annoying as before."

"You can't look annoying." Manny pointed out, adding on after turning around and eyeing the sloth, "Then again I have been wrong before…" Slumping over Sid stuck his tongue out.

"Well, I like my new clothing! This jacket really brings out my fur coloring!" Manny sighed, grabbed the baby with his trunk, and continued on, not even bothering to shake his head at his bothersome new companion. "Hurray up. We can't miss the humans."

Diego agreed, watching the smaller mammal with interest as he refused to take off his new treasures. "They are my clothes now, and I can wear them if I so choose." He declared and tried to pass Diego with his dignity sticking out.

"Sloth…take off your clothes." He growled with finality, walking around Sid before stopping just close enough to feel his stiff fur in his face. "Besides, I like seeing you with them off better…" He licked the sloth's cheek and went after Manny.

Sid, shocked, tried for a smile and a laugh, failing miserably. "… …um…wait, what?"