June 10th, 2011

12:33 PM

Well I'm back. And with some frustrating news. Summer Vacation is really kicking in at its hardest. UGH.

Normally I would love Summer, until I obtained a job at the Park. Well now summer just means more freaking work. And you want to know why? Oh, I'll tell you why.

Summer means the kids are free for three months. And when the kids are free, it means spending time with the stupid family. And the mom or dad just loves to come here for a family picnic, or a game of Frisbee. And afterwards, they just leave their sorry crap behind for the employees here to clean up. And for some reason Mordecai and I always seem to be the ones doing that job.

Did you read that clearly, Benson? Huh? Well if you didn't, than read it again, because I am SICK of all this extra work!

Hmph.

~Rigby

June 17th, 2011

2:11 PM

I know it seems like forever since that dream that I had a few weeks ago, but for some reason it just popped into my mind. Probably because of something Mordecai said to me a few minutes ago. He said:

"Dude, what's your problem? You always get us into these huge conflicts that could kill everyone! It seems like you just want me dead sometimes!"

Yeah well maybe thawing a dinosaur from ice and setting it free wasn't the smartest idea I've had, but it's certainly not my intent to cause so much of a commotion. I'm just a natural born troublemaker, I can't really help it.

Okay, that's it. I'm going to try to stop doing anything stupid from here on out. For Mordecai.

~Rigby

June 18th, 2011

12:00 Noon

I can't even go a day without causing problems, can I?

I mean, I saw a giant snake that was still to be discovered by scientists…or atleast I think it still needs to be discovered. Of course I'm going to try to keep it secretly as a pet! And it's not like I knew he would sneak out of his box when I was out cleaning the gutters!

Okay well maybe trying to keep a snake in a cardboard box was pretty stupid. But still!

But that's not the worst part.

The worst part is that it bit four people: Pops, Skips, Me, and BENSON. I have to mow the lawn for the whole week now…without Mordecai. This blows.

~Rigby