Deadpool: Boredom Creates comedy!

Chapter Not quite 10 more like 9.5

Guess who's back...

Back again...

Guess who's back... guess who's back... guess who's back...

DEADPOOL IS BACK BITCHES!

And honestly if you where not able to guess that then you sir or madam are a fucking idiot. Also if that hurts your feelings then good cause you need a fucking reality check cause bitch you cannot be this stupid. We live in an age where even the phones we carry in our pockets are fucking smart!

So yeah now that is out of the way you might be wondering wow it has been super duper long since this fanfic has been updated I wonder why? Well keep wondering cause you'll never find out why and it will be an unresolved issue that will not be mentioned again.

Now that is out of the way I will leave now to jizz in your pants as you wait for the next update to this awesome fanfic as I now I have translate my mad rambles in my little pony diary to set upon you the unsuspecting internet user! Shit now you will suspect! Is that right you will suspect? Doesn't seem right... fuck it is written and cannot be undone as the backspace button doesn't work on this piece of shit laptop!

Anyway see you virgins in the next one! And if write in the comments or PM saying you are offended by me calling you a virgin then tough! It is time you face the facts buddy boy and deal with it!

Peace out!

Nailed it! Comeback of the year. Now to watch some inter-racial midget cosplaying as unicorn porn to celebrate... wait am I still typing... FUCK YOU BACKSPACE! WHY CAN'T YOU WORK LIKE THE REST OF YOU BUTTON BROTHERS!

Yeah I am sick puppy... and you love it.