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Uh oh, Chikako's got detention with Hikaru for a totally misunderstood situation concerning their non-existent romantic relationship. Hopefully Kyoya will be okay with Hikaru not being at the Host Club. But unfortunately, that will happen when Tamaki flies – and it doesn't count when he got thrown during the twins' 'fight'.

FINALLY REMEMBERED THE DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, or else I would be one of Karou/Hikaru's regular costumers - only I wouldn't really swoon over them like the other girls. I would probably just sit there. Or take a nap. *Smile*

Chapter Seven: Mega-Flirts

As the final bell rang, Chikako gathered up her things like the other students and started to head out the door after Misami, when someone stopped her. Chikako turned around to see Hikaru grasping her arm, keeping her in the classroom.

"Where do you think you're going?" He demanded.

"Well, I was heading home when you stopped me."

"We have detention in case you forgot." Hikaru snapped.

"Aw, wanting to spend more time with me already, Hikaru? You sure you don't like me?" Chikako smirked at his flustered expression.

"No, of course not!" Hikaru shouted, blushing furiously. The he mumbled: "Mean isn't my type anyways..."

Chikako's eye twitched. Did he really think that she couldn't hear him?

"Watch it Hitachiin." She hissed. "You need to know where the line is, and when you've crossed it." Chikako stepped on his foot as hard as she could (which was pretty hard) and walked back to her desk, taking out the notes Misami had given her to copy, and set to work.

Hikaru was still at the door nursing his foot when the teacher came in a minute later.

"Mr. Hitachiin! Trying to escape detention are you? Get back to your desk!"

"What! But I-" Hikaru sputtered.

"I don't want to hear it! To your desk, now!" Their teacher looked over at where Chikako was working at her desk. "You should be more like Chikako. I bet she had nothing to do with that incident too." Chikako smirked, but hid her expression behind her hair as she copied the notes.

Hikaru noticed the smirk, even though the teacher didn't. He walked over to his desk and sat down, pulling out his homework. "You set me up, didn't you?" He whispered to Chikako.

"Ah, you're smarter than I thought. I'll give you three points. No wait, two, it took you long enough." Was her whispered reply. Hikaru lapsed into silence as he worked on his homework.

Fifteen minutes passed...

Half an hour passed...

Hikaru was starting to think he was going to go insane. It was too quiet! He had never been in detention before, and knew he never wanted to again. Besides, he was missing the Host Club! 'Kyoya's so going to kill me...'

Suddenly, Ms. Kimura came over to the two of them and stopped at Chikako's desk. (AN/ I made up Ms. Kimura. This is not their actual teacher's name!)

"Chikako, you can go home now if you wish." She said.

"But Ms. Kimura, there's still a half an hour left of detention." Chikako said her voice laced with fake sweetness and innocence.

"Yes, well, you've been working so hard and quietly that I have decided to let you go early. Also, with all the trouble Mr. Hitachiin gave you today, some rest would probably do you good." Ms. Kimura replied.

"Oh, thank you Ms. Kimura, I appreciate your kindness. I am a bit tired... Perhaps I should get some rest..." Chikako said softly, still using that fake voice.

"You do that dear, Mr. Hitachiin will not bother you for the rest of the day."

Hikaru was fuming; Chikako had set him up in more ways than one! Now not only did Ms. Kimura think he had tried to escape detention, now she thought he was a trouble-maker! Hikaru's reputation would only go downhill from here if Chikako had anything to do with it. If only he had avoided her today!

"Thank you once again Ms. Kimura." Chikako said as she packed her backpack and headed or the door. "I will see you tomorrow."

Hikaru glared at Chikako's back as she left the room, when something unexpected happened: She fell back into the room.

Chikako had been ploughed down by a certain blonde king!

She glared at Tamaki as he hastily got off of her, apologizing over and over as if that would save him from a harsh beating. Then he ran to hide behind Kyoya.

Ms. Kimura stood up from where she was still sitting at the edge of Chikako's desk. "Mr. Tamaki, could you please explain what you and your friends are doing here?"

"We came to get Hika-chan back!" Honey exclaimed from his spot in Chikako's lap.

"That's right!" Tamaki said while going into a dramatic pose.

"I'm afraid you'll have to wait for another half an hour Mr. Tamaki, he is still in detention." Ms. Kimura said firmly. "Nothing you can do will make me change my mind." That was what she said, but five minutes later, Chikako and Hikaru stood in the third music room, 'reuniting' with the Host Club.

Chikako glared at the blonde king before switching her line of view to the ground of fan girls that were also in the third music room, watching as the twins did their twincest act. 'I don't see how these girls can like this stuff! It's completely gay, but I swear I saw half of them just faint!' She thought, exasperated.

A petite blonde figure fought its way through the crowd and plopped down next to Chikako on the couch.

"Hey Misami, what are you doing here?" Chikako asked her friend.

"Well, I was on my way home when Tamaki grabbed me, and dragged me to the Host Club. Then he started asking me a bunch of questions about where Hikaru was and when I told Tamaki that he was in detention, he went ballistic! It's like he thought I said Hikaru was in jail or something!" Misami huffed.

"Well, you can always count on Tamaki, the King of Idiots, to be dramatic! Even in a situation like this!" Chikako replied with fake enthusiasm.

Misami sighed. "You really shouldn't be so mean to the Host Club, you know? The might be... dumb... on the outside, but they're nice people on the inside."

"Yeah, they're such nice people; they flirt with girls in their free time. They're mega-flirts"

"Mega-flirts?" Misami questioned with a small giggle.

Chikako nodded. "You want to come over to my place?"

"Sure!"

So Misami and Chikako left the Host Club to go hang out at Chikako's house. The Host Club didn't even notice that they had left until Honey asked: "Where's Chika-chan and Misa-chan?"

And of course, Tamaki thought they had been abducted by aliens, worried about them for the rest of the day, and had terrible nightmares at night.

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AN/

Izumi: Tamaki's so dramatic! Just wait until he sees the girl tomorrow!

'Hikaru and Chikako

Sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-'

Chikako and Hikaru: SHUT UP! WE ALREADY SAID WE DIDN'T LIKE EACH OTHER *Glares at Izumi, then each other and stomps off*

Izumi: -G...

Hikaru and Chikako: WE SAID SHUT UP!

Misami: ...You're so mean to her...

Izumi: I agree! Stop being mean! *Goes and eats cake with Honey*