Stick it in.
by chatnoir 1
characters: Teenage Thor and Loki
Disclaimer...don't own it, but I have a few t-shirts and action figures - oh and a Loki bobblehead.
"This isn't going to work, Thor. It's too big."
"Yes it will, just relax Loki."
"How can I relax? I know how big that hole is and I am telling you,
it isn't going to work."
"It will open to accomodate the size, Loki. Trust me. Spread it
open a bit."
"It's as spread as it is going to get."
"Maybe some sort of lubricant would help. Or grease." Thor left
for a short time and returned with some oil.
"That smells good."
"It tastes good too and it gets warm. It's Mother's. It stays pretty
slippery and works well for more adventurous types of sex I'd rather
not think about when it involves our parents."
"They wouldn't. Not there."
"Disgraceful isn't it." Thor shook his head. '"Now Try it."
"OW. No. Like I said, it's too big."
"Well there is nothing I can do about that. It has to fit." Thor
added a little more of the oil.
"I'm telling you Thor. It can
stretch only so far and if you keep
forcing it in there like that, you are
going to damage something. I can tell there has already been
some tearing."
"It will fit. I will make it fit." *Sounds of
exertion and much swearing* "BLOODY HEL, I JUST
BROKE IT!"
"I warned you what are we going to do?"
"What are WE going to do, what the hell am I going to do?"
"You can always get a new one made."
"NEW ONE MADE? WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS AN INFANT?"
"Don't shout at me Thor. You are going to have to tell father."
"So how am I supposed to tell him I just broke Mother's
favorite one of a kind piece of erotica. That we were playing with the part
that detached, broke it and then tried to replace it with something
similar. That it was too big and in trying to force it, I broke that
and damaged the hole it should have fit into?"
"I see your problem. You know, Thor, our parents are disturbingly
kinky for their age."
Thor nodded and picked up the statue. 'Here you're the clever one, get rid of this."
Loki took the statue from Thor and shrugged his shoulders. Maybe they'd get away with it. Maybe Heimdall
was looking elsewhere. Right, and the Valkyries would be trading in their bows for dancing lessons.
That's not the way it worked. "Let's go have some fun while we can."
Thor nodded in agreement and the two teens left. They later found Sif and Thor ended up with a bloody nose and black eye, but
that's another story.