A/N: Aah yes the long overdue second chapter of CDLT...gomen? .

Disclaimer: I don't own shizz in this chap...Masashi owns Naruto and Nariaki owns Bleach...

Warning: Curses, Sexual innuendos and fluffy scenes! Get a damn bucket!

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Please...not in the open.

"I just knew something was going on!"

Kiba rolled his eyes skyward at the loud exclamation coming from his best friend.

"Yeah, make the whole world know your discovery, will ya?" he growled before hissing and restarted staring at the lake in front of them. He and Naruto were decked in there swim trunks and mariners, sitting on the dock of the camp lake. The sun glittered on the surface, gold flecks moving along clear blue.

"So what are you gonna do now huh? I mean, she just ran out after she realized that Shikamaru and I know about what happened,"

"I don't know man...she's been avoiding me the past two days...not even sparing a glance at all..."

Naruto grunted in acknowledgement.

"And it's quite obvious that she's doing it...when I said 'hi' to her in front of her friends, she said she wanted to go skiing...'SKIING'!" he stressed, "You don't see a fucking mountain anywhere nearby do ya?"

"Alright calm down dog breath...any girl would be flustered and embarrassed if the guy they like see them in a weird moment," Naruto chuckled, "even if you're involved right with her,"

"Oh rea- wait...she likes me?"

"DUHH!" Naruto drawled, "Dude that chick digs you...it'd be crazy if she didn't...you guys were giving off too many vibes back at the hospital, especially when you followed her like a lost dog around the place,"

"Whatever...so how can you prove that theory?"

"Which one?"

"The one with the embarrassed girl,"

"Oh...well," and Naruto motioned with his finger for Kiba to come closer. Kiba listened intently.

"Uh-huh...hmmm...Noo," Kiba backed away with a widened stare.

Naruto nodded, leaning back on the dock with a wry grin on his face.

"Man...how did you leave there unnoticed?"

Again Naruto leaned in to whisper.

"Oh fuck man...that's disgusting!"

"I know," Naruto agreed, screwing his face in disgust.

"Now that image will be stuck in my mind forever...I'm officially scarred and will have continuous nightmares,"

"Ahh it'll go away after a week or so," Naruto shrugged.

"So she just came out with only her towel off?"

"Yeah...caught me off surprise too..." Naruto trailed off remembering a certain water droplet rolling slowly down ivory, smooth inside thigh...gathering it's brethren in its descent...what would happen if they actually...

"Dude...pitching a tent there?"

"Huh?" he snapped out of his reverie and looked dazed at his friend.

Kiba's eyes flashed down before returning back to Naruto's confused face, with an impish grin. A clear indication that...

"Oh damn," Naruto hissed and conjured up the disturbing image.

Kiba watched in amazement as the tent in Naruto's pants quickly went down as it had gone up.

"Dude...that's so sick,"

"I know!" Naruto laughed.

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"So Sai totally came before I did!"

"I think you hanging out with Sai has made you a little vulgar, Ino," Precianne smiled a awkward smile.

"No she was just this vulgar ever since we learned about sex in grade 5," Sakura said with a wave of the hand and a pitiful shake of the head.

"Hey...you guys wont understand what I feel until you have your first times, kay?" she said pointing her knife at the girls each.

"Well some of us wants to wait until marriage," Tishana said, licking the yogurt of her spoon.

"Heh...you say that now...wait till all that hormones build up...and then..." she whispered, pausing as she drew all the girls forward, "BOOM! The precious cherry pops!" she cackled.

"She makes sex sound so scary and evil," Tishana muttered.

"Aah it's not that bad...it's a very nice and pleasurable experience...you'll love it," she winked at Hinata who blinked confused with apple poised in the air near her mouth.

"Hey guys?"

All the girls at the table turned towards the voice to see a nervous but smiling Fumiko, tugging on the hem of her shirt.

"Fumi-chan," Hinata greeted with a smile.

"Hey girl...c'mon take sit," Precianne patted the space beside her.

Fumiko nodded and sat down beside the Jamaican, still playing with her shirt hem.

"What's on your mind?" Ino asked looking at the girl from across the table.

"Well," Fumiko started biting her lip, "can I ask a question?"

"You already did," Sakura giggled.

Fumiko rolled her eyes jokingly before she started, "Well I...it's...it's about-"

"Kiba-kun," Hinata finished with a knowing smile.

Fumiko blushed slightly as she smilled bashfully at the girl.

"You like him, ne?" Tishana asked.

"Yeah...a lot actually,"

"Of course a lot...the guy hung out so that he could meet up with you when you were my nurse, so it's mutual," Precianne scoffed.

"So what should I do?"

"What he's been doing?" Ino asked.

"Well he...we...almost kissed,"

It was silent before Ino let out a squeal.

"What interrupted?" Sakura asked.

"Well Naruto walked in and...Shikamaru was witnessing it all after we kinda woke him up," Fumiko blushed.

"Hmmm," Tishana hummed, "Well the only thing you can do now is just talk to him and be honest,"

"B-But-"

"KIBA!" Ino screamed.

Fumiko paled but didn't turn around.

"G-Good l-luck Fumi-chan," Hinata stuttered as Tishana pulled her away from the table.

"Get em tiger," Ino winked before she and the rest of the girls rose from their seats.

Fumiko opened a mouth to protest but blanched as she heard steps coming up behind her. She stiffened as she saw his shadow appear on the table in front of her. She broke out in nervous sweat, a drop lining her neat eyebrow.

"Hey...where Ino went to, didn't she call me?" Kiba growled.

A silence settled between them, awkward like seeing you're parents stark naked in bed. Yes...that awkward. And they're still humping away...

Fumiko tensed as she sensed the boy switching from one foot to the next, a nervous habit of trying to find something to say. She swallowed as she waited...but she couldn't wait for long.

"A-ah...Karin n-need-"

"I'm sorry,"

Fumiko froze in her position, of getting up, stunned at the two words that came from the boy. Why was he...

"I came on too strongly...and I know you were scared and embarrassed from what happened,"

Fumiko slowly sat down as she soaked all this in her system...

"So let's go fuck in the lake at night!"

Fumiko blanched...

"Whaa?"

Had ya there didn't I? Hee~

"So whatcha say? Forgive me and start over?"

Fumiko head lowered so that the shadows hid her eyes... Kiba shifted in his nervous habit before reaching out his hand.

"Hey...Fumiko?" as he touched her shoulder.

He gently shook her, which startled her. She cleared her throat and said,

"I'm not who you think I am..."

"What you mean?"

"I'm...I'm a man," he said, turning to face Kiba with a white beard...

"Santa Claus! What the fu-"

Had ya again! Okay...okay..imma stop now..whew x)

She cleared her throat and said," I'm wasn't scared y'know..."

" Wha-"

"I wasn;t scared...embarrassed but not...scared,"

"But all this time you've been-"

"I know, I know...avoiding you and I'm sorry...it's just that I didn't want to...cause problems,"

"But-"

"I know...I'm older and in a different gr-mmph!"

Oh dear god is it what I think it is...

Fumiko opened her eyes to see, Kiba looking down at her amused.

"This would be much easier if you just listen to what I have to say, ne?"

Fumiko nodded her agreement with a slight hum.

"Fuck it what people say,"

Fumiko eyes didn't even widen at the bluntness...she knew because of the million times he'd told her...how he didn't care about age, or status or what other people thought. For once her mind was shut up by her racing heart, pumping it's will and wants to her...things she had wanted herself. Hmm...fuck it what people say.

The boy expected the calculating gaze but didnt expect the girl to caress his hand. And with a content smile...it made him want to...

"Ditto,"

Okay now he was confused...in heaven but confused. He froze at the sudden action much less the slow, gentle yet confident movements on his mouth. Was this a dream or was Karma just fucking with him. A soft nip on the lips was his answer. Okay this was neither...and he was loving this reality. In a heartbeat he was mirroring her movements as he kissed her back. She clutched his camp shirt, as he caressed her, each kissing the other feverishly. Both not caring that the world continues to revolve around them. Finally she broke it off due to the need of air, opening her eyes slowly to stare back at eyes that seemed dilated.

"Hn...my own dog boy," she murmured as she stroked his cheek.

"You know...I think you're the only one that I like calling me that,"

She hummed her answer as she went up for more of his kiss-swollen lips. He chuckled in her mouth before delving in, tasting and mapping his way around. Unaware of the glint in yonder bushes...

"So they finally hooked up huh,"

"So it seems,"

"Hmmm...they took longer that expected,"

"So it seems,"

"Six freaking months,"

"So it seems,"

"I'm getting a sex-change..."

"So it..."

"Oh now you're listening...next time stop counting you bugs or I'll have to punish you," the girl scolded with a twirl of the candy in her mouth, "okay?"

With a pop, she pulled the lolly from her mouth and tapped Shino's lips with it. He sucked it in within a moment, savoring the taste. He smirked.

"Hn...gomen?"

She pulled it out with a slight frown which immediately turned into a leer...a leer for...

"I could never stay mad with you, you creep," she smiled.

Shino instinctively placed his hands onto the straddling girl's hip, and gripped.

"And I can't get enough of my minx of a butterfly," he murmured licking her neck before biting.

Mizuki giggled softly as Shino played with her.

Back over to our new couple, Fumiko staring at a clump of bushes as it shifted, whispering.

"What's that over by the bushes?" Fumiko asked as Kiba kissed her neck.

"Probably some rabbit or somethin'," he murmured against her flesh.

"Oh...OI OI!" she shoved him away at the sensation of a nip, "not out in the open baka!"

"My tent then?" he smirked as he pulled back from his prey.

A glare was answered by the rolling of the eyes.

"And I promise no one will see,"

A few seconds silence.

"Hn...fine but no furher than 2nd base,"

"Hai hai," Kiba chuckled.

"Will all campers please report to the main stage,"

"Dammit!" Kiba cursed under his breath.

"Ha...cool down that libido there...dog boy," Fumiko chuckled as she walked away.

"I take it back when I said I liked it when you called me that," he grumbled trudging after her, hands shoved into pockets.

He paused at the sound of bushes being disturbed.

"Oof!"

He blinked as he looked upon the sprawled out Mizuki on the floor, arms outstretched before her. A red lollipop laid right before her lips. Shino appeared right after, shifting his glasses causing a glint.

Rabbits huh?

"Aah damn root..." Mizuki cursed sitting up, and rummaging in her pocket.

"And what adventure did you two have in Wonderland?"

"Watching the bugs," Mizuki answered popping a newly un-wrapped lolly in her mouth.

"Really now," Kiba lifted an eyebrow before turning, "whatever," he waved.

Mizuki watched him walking off before her attention was turned to Shino that knelt before her.

"Close your legs...you're showing off my favourites,"

"But loving the view, ne?"

He smirked before he frowned. He grabbed one of her knees and squeezed. A slow stream of blood flowed out.

"Mizu...you're hurt," he murmured before leaning over and licking at the red, beautiful fluid.

"Shino...please not in the open,"


And that was the result of watching Vampire Knight while writing...and I say they need to let out the 3rd season already...i watched it over too many times! TT^TT What do you think?

Ja ne

Tanni ;3