Disclaimer: Still don't own Tokyo Mew Mew or any songs showed in this story. Note that Deep Blues, Masayas and Ryous were harmed during the making of this story! :)
'STORY TIME!' -Shii
'Chill won't you?' -Hansuke
'No use.' -Tuffy
'Well I'm not stopping her. The last time I tried, Shii threw me to the Moon...' -Fred
'She could've thrown you to the Sun...' -Tuffy
'WELCOME BACK TO TOD TOKYO MEW MEW! ON PLUTO THIS TIME!' -Shii
'WHAT!' -Everyone
Shii poofs them all to Pluto. 'I figured we could do different planets, EVEN SATURN!' –Shii
Hansuke whacks her over her head. 'ARE YOU INSANE? SATURN IS GAS! AND VENUS IS TOO HOT!' -Hansuke
'I can fix all that up! But know is not the time! We're on Pluto, not Saturn.' –Shii
'It's kinda romantic, right Kish?' –Kitty
'STOP IT! I'M TELLING YOU, KISH IS MINE!' –Dutch
'While we wait for them to tear Kish to bits-' –Shii
'HEY!' –Kish
'We will get on with our segment! MASAYA TORTURE TIME!' –Shii
'NO!' –Masaya
'Please?' –Shii looks at him with a cute but sad look on her face.
'Fine...' –Masaya
'YAY! We'll only set it to 30 minutes, got that?' –Shii
'Still torture...' –Masaya
'Would you rather burn down a whole forest, then get bashed by me because you burned down a forest?' –Shii
Masaya went into Nashi.
'That's what I thought...AND IF ANYONE DARES MASAYA TO BURN DOWN A FOREST, I'LL ALMOST KILL THEM!' –Shii
'What's with her?' –Ichigo
'Shii loves the Earth, but the way people send dares to Masaya...well...you can imagine...' –Fred
'Ok...a scary thought...Na no Da...' –Pudding
'!' –(Can you guess?)
'Masaya's having fun in there.' –Hikari
'Lettuce! Read the next review!' –Shii
'Y-yes! Umm...this review is from Livvykitty:
Shii: Hav chocolate covered strawberry land! i dont need it. Hansuke: EMO BITCH! Lettuce: become a mermaid and see what Pai does. Pudding: try this perfume! (love perfume- make every boy fall in love with you) Pai: Lettuce is a mermaid! Ichigo: aliens can be manipulated by petting their ears. Try it on Kisshu. Kish: How did be pet in the ears feel? That's all, folks! Looney toons! LOLZ! XD
'I don't think this is the Livvykitty from before...this one has a capital and I think this one is an anonymous reviewer...I'll be back...' –Shii left the room.
12 minutes later...
'I'm back! It's an anonymus reviewer using Kitty's penname.' –Shii
'They will pay...' –Kitty
'!' –Masaya
'I love the sound of Masaya screaming in the morning...' –Aisha
'It's evening.' –Mint glugged down her tea.
'Doesn't matter! The important thing is...THIS PERSON CALLED SUKE-KUN AN EMO AND A BITCH! Meanie...' –Shii glomped Hansuke.
'Humph. Doesn't matter...now get off me!' –Hansuke blushed when Shii glomped him even harder.
'How cute...' –Fred quickly shut her yap once she received a death glare from Hansuke.
'First I was declared queen of Ramen World, now I own Chocolate Covered Strawberries Land! That makes up for calling Hansuke an emo. LOVE YA!' –Shii
'I can be sold out so easily for Strawberries...' –Hansuke cried in Bertie.
'Don't sorry Suke-kun. Come on!' –Shii lets go of him and attempts to drag him away. Shii just succeded.
Lettuce jumped into a large pool that Shii brought in (long story) and turned into a mermaid.
'HEY PAI!' –Shii
'What?' –Pai
'Did you know Lettuce is a mermaid?' -Pai
'Yes.' –Pai
'You're no fun...do you want to see her as a mermaid?' –Shii
'No.' –Pai
'PARTY POOPER!' –Shii whacked him with her mallet. 'Yay!'
Everyone sweat dropped.
'What? He had it coming...I think he did anyways...' –Shii
'Thank you Na no Da!' –Pudding. (If there's 'Na no Da' at the end, it's obviously Pudding. So I won't bother putting her name at the end of her sentances.)
'Let's see what happens...' –Fred
Pudding put the perfume on. All of a sudden all the boys were around her.
'That's what would happen.' –Mint
'No duh Einstein.' –Aisha
'Even Kish...' –Dutch and Kitty
'I didn't know that aliens could be minpipulated...HEY KISH!' –Ichigo dragged him away Pudding.
'Huh? Let go of me Ichigo...-' –Kish suddenly stopped when Ichigo started to pat his ears.
'Your wish is my command...' –Kish
'Yay!' –Ichigo
'Wow...it...worked.' –Shii 'I've got to try that later on...'
Kish snapped back to reality. 'Huh? Was there a dare?'
'What did it feel like to be patted behind the ears?' –Mint
'Weird...I don't remember what happened...why do I have a sudden urge to kiss Pudding?' –Kish
'Long story. Just stay away from her tell the next love potion that affects you comes along. The one Dutch put on you has worn out because of Puddings love potion.' –Shii
'Don't get it.' –Kish
'You'll get it soon.' –Hansuke.
'Now we read the next review! I'll read it this time, since most of the boys are praising Pudding. This review is from Dutch Mew Anzu:
Dutch: YES, MY CUZ IS THERE! Kish: i'm...m-married? Dutch: yes... *sob* HE WAS MINE FIRST CUZZY! *transforms alien, no one recognizes her* Kish: not again... Hot Red: REMEMBER ME LIL BRO? (Deep Blue) Dares: lil bro: i escaped from the prison you put me in and now i'm back for REVENGE! treehugger (guess): HOW can hag love you, YOU HUG TREES! Zakuro: i KNOW you love either the baking dude or my lil bro! Dutch's love (Kisshu): divorce from Kitty and marry Dutch as soon as i give her body back miget (Taruto): ask smartass where babies come from! smartass (Pai): tell miget to ask Dutch's love miss host: make the evil yami's from yu-gi-oh come and make them kill Masaya Treehugger: ADMIT YOU'RE A TREE IN DISGUISE AND ARE PLANNING ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD! Metal Head (Ryou): go kitty cat and fight Tigerstar from the warrior series Truths: lil bro: are you scared of me? tea drinker: are you affraid of the dark? you should be! Hot Red: hehe, that's all for now! *turns back to Dutch* Kish: that was SOOOO weird! Dutch: ugh...where am i? Kish: just missed the truths and dares! Dutch: AAAARGGHHH, HOT RED WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SHOW HERSELF UNTILL THE REVIEW ON CHAPTER 4! Kish: you're officially declared weird... Dutch: yeahh...lots of explaining to do *shrugs* well...KISH! Kish: BYE! Dutch: C U! *runs away*
'You have a brother?' –Shii
"WHAT IS IT TO YOU HUMAN?' –Deep Blue
'I like him for hating you. He has good taste.' –Shii
'YOU LITTLE-' –Deep Blue was whacked into torture machine 1. 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'
'I'll let him out after the review! Remind me Fred.' –Shii
'Why don't you ask Hansuke?' –Fred
'He's too busy admiring Pudding...' –Shii
'Fine.' –Fred
Shii lets Masaya out from Nashi. 'Welcome back Masaya! Your 30 minutes is up! I hope you heard the review!' –Shii
Masaya was twitching. 'So many trees being cut down...I...I CAN'T TAKE IT!' –Masaya
Shii sweat dropped. 'I guess that machine was more than effective...' –Shii 'You have a break Masaya. We'll call you later.'
Masaya left to his room, still twitching.
'I think that was too harsh...' –Shii
'Do you like Masaya?' –Kitty
'I don't hate him. The only character here I truly hate here is Deep Blue.' –Shii
'What about R-ryou?' –Lettuce
'I don't completely hate him. If he's nice to me I might let him off...' –Shii
'I don't like anyone...' –Zakuro
'You'll have to tell me one day...' –Shii looked at her in a creepy way.
'You're weird.' –Zakuro
'Really? You're the first person I remember who said that to me...' –Shii looked thoughtful. 'Nope. Someone told me last night...and then that same morning... then two days before...'
'Shii might take a while. There's never been a week without that being said to her.' –Fred
'Uh...I divorce you Kitty!' –Kish
'I HATE YOU DUTCH!' –(Guess) Kitty
'NO PAIN, NO GAME!' –Dutch
'This might take them a while...' –Shii pushes them both outside.
'Did you just push them out to space?' –Lettuce
'Yep! How are feeling Kish?' –Shii
'I don't love either Dutch of Kitty...but I think I love Pudding right now...' –Kish
'WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?' –Kitty and Dutch had heard from the outside and ramed the door down.
'Aww man...now I have to fix the door...thanks guys...' –Shii
Kitty and Dutch paid no attention to Shii.
'HEY! I'm talking to you two!' –Shii
Kitty and Dutch were still talking to Kish, so they still didn't pay attention to Shii.
'Oh dear...you know what this calls for?' –Fred
'Uh...Ramen! Ramen! Ramen!' –Shii says parading around.
'No.' –Fred
Shii went to cry in Bertie. 'No ramen...or ribs...or strawberries...or chocolate...or Tiny Teddies...or yoghurt...or mangoes...' –Shii
'I got something better! A TIME SKIP! Let's just skip the whole wedding! And catfight...' –Fred
'Great idea Fred!' –Shii
After the catfight and the wedding...
HUH?' What the heck! I didn't even get to enjoy the wedding!' –Dutch
'And I didn't get to finish the fight against Dutch...' –Kitty
'Sulk later, dare now.' –Zakuro
'Yeah...' –Hikari
'TART!' –Shii pulls Tart away from Pudding. 'Do the dare.' Shii pulled Pai out of the crowd as well.
'Fine. Hey Pai.' –Tart
'This better be good...' –Pai
'Where do babies come from?' –Tart
'WHAT THE ~BEEP~? WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT?' –Pai
'Wow...I never thought Pai could get this loud and flustered. So where do babies come Pai-sensei?' –Shii
Pai shot her a death glare, but Shii just laughed. 'Go ask Kish.'
'WHAT! Don't bring me into all this!' –Kish
''Kish. Where do ba-' –Tart
Kish whispered it in his ear.
'WHAT THE ~BEEP~! YOU'RE SICK KISH!' –Tart
'I guess Kish explained it in the wrong way...'
Tart went back to admiring Pudding.
'Aren't you going to join them?' –Shii
'No...' –Pai
'You calmed down so quickly? You're good...' –Shii
'Um...y-you might w-want to call Masaya back...' –Lettuce
'Hot Red called me Miss Host...COOL!' –Shii
'Why does it seem Shii's more insane then last chapter?'
'We think a book fell on her head when we went to the bookstore yesterday...' –Fred
'Oh...that explains everything.' –Aisha
'IT WASN'T A BOOK! It was an encyclopaedia...' –Shii
'What's the difference between an encyclopaedia and a book?' –Mint
'I'm not quite sure...MASAYA! COME BACK!' –Shii
'I'm coming...' –Masaya staggers into the room. 'What?'
Shii poofs in the evil Yami's and tells then to almost kill Masaya.
'!' –Masaya ran away.
'That was fun!' –Shii
'When do you call them back?' –Ichigo
'When I feel like it...' –Shii dragged Ryou over to the girls.
'WHAT?' –Ryou
'You have a dare. Go Alto.' –Dutch
'Fine...' –Ryou turned into Alto and fought Tigerstar...AND LOST!
'That was so entertaining! AGAIN!' –Shii
'NO!' –Ryou
'Aw...' –Shii healed Ryou and he went back to Pudding.
'How effective is that perfume?' –Fred
'I don't know...' –Dutch
'Have you noticed Masaya isn't affected by it?' –Kitty
'...you're right...' –Hikari
'Then he must be either a girl or a tree!' –Aisha
'Or maybe it only affects those that was present when she put the perfume on?' –Shii
'...I like the first explanation better...' –Fred
'Unfortunately Deep Blue is unable to do is truth, plaeae leave a message after the beep. ~BEEEEEEEEEEEEP~.' –Shii
'That was random.' –Letuce
'I know.' –Shii
'I'm not afraid of the dark! There's no way I could be.' –Mint drank even more of her tea.
'Will you stop with the tea?' –Fred
'No.' –Mint
'NEXT REVIEW! Ichigo you read it this time around.' –Shii
'Okay...this review is from Devilish Aisha:
damn! I could be targeted! Hopefully people won't hate me for the dares. Dares: Kish: in return for my cruel dares, you can make out with Ichigo as much as you want! Ryou: make out with Shrek. Shii: Give Pudding a machine gun. Pie: streak across a football field. Enjoy XD p.s i faved da story!
'You know...now that the boys have to be dragged over here to do the dares, I just realise that most dares evolve the boys...' –Shii
'Really?' –Kish
'Yeah. Anyway just do your dare Kish.' –Shii
'Fine.' –Kish and Ichigo only made out for 5 seconds because Kish still loved Pudding at that time.
'What is it with everyone and love potions?' –Shii dragged Ryou out again. 'Make-out with Sherk.'
'~BEEP~!' –Ryou attempted to do so, but was hit back to the studio by Fiona.
'Fail.' –Hikari
'I KNOW!' –Ryou left to Pudding
'Oh well...' –Shii dragged Pudding out of the crowd.
'Thank you, Na no Da...' –Pudding looked joyful.
'Here. Take this.' –Shii handed Pudding a machine gun.
'YAY NA NO DA!' –Pudding shot all of the boys to almost death.
Shii left them there as she let Deep Blue out of the machine and healed him...reluctantly.
'Streak? I think that means run across the football field...' –Shii dragged Pai out the almost dead crowd healed him and retold him the dare.
'Fine...' –Pai teleported there.
'We can teleport?' –Kish
'Only if I let you to.' –Shii
'Figures...' –Kish
'W-when does he-e come back?' –Letuce
'Who knows.' –Fred was poking the almost dead Tuffy and Hansuke.
'What the heck is taking him so long...I didn't know a football field was that long...' –Shii
'Maybe he was caught by police?' –Kitty
'I doubt that...' –Zakuro
'Yeah...' –Hikari
'This so boring...' –Shii
'He'll be back soon...Na no Da.' –Pudding
'You almost forgot the 'Na no Da'!' –Shii
'I feel depressed for some reason Na no Da.' –Puddinng
10 minutes later...
Pai suddenly appeared. 'I'll never do that again.' –Pai
'What happened?' –Shii
'They all threw rotten fruit at me...' –Pai
'Wow' –Shii 'So that's what took you so long. You must've went to have a shower...'
'Yeah...' –Pai
'Well that's it for today! No more reviews...unfortunately...SEE YOU ALL LATER!' -Shii
Author's note:
Don't worry about the boys and Masaya (Notice that I've separated him from the boys. I'm not sure what he is anymore...) I'll fix them all up...next chapter. If I don't get at least 4 reviews I won't post the next chappie! THEN YOU ALL WILL BE SORRY, BWAH HA HA HA HA! I'm good now. I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as Hansuke did! (He tried to strangle me again, but I won with my undefeatable Glomp Attack!) Don't forget to read, relax, review and...uh...JUST READ THE STORY!
May you all have a good day/night with lots of strawberries!
Shii