Eventually, the slight chill woke Kim. Opening one eye carefully, she looked down and saw that the covers had all been removed. And the overhead fan was on. Again.

"What are you doing?" She demanded sleepily.

"Looking at your pink parts," the green woman in the green dressing robe replied with a smile. "The fan always makes them so perky."

"Uh huh…" Kim yawned, making no attempt to cover up her own nakedness. "There are other ways of achieving that, you know…?"

"I know. But those all have the side effects of distracting me and wearing me out. Sometimes I just like to appreciate a work of art… ooo, especially when I can make her full body blush like that."

"You're just taking advantage of the fact that I'm a natural redhead."

"No, you're an unnatural redhead. Not a single freckle on that entire milky hide… and believe me, I've looked. And as for taking advantage of you…"

"Yeeeessss?" Kim whispered hopefully.

"That'll have to wait for this evening. We're supposed to meet your family for lunch and then we've got the cast reunion this evening. I let you sleep in as long as I could so…"

"Yeah, yeah…" Kim agreed, undulating across the bed to snake up into Shego's arms. "Take your dose of morning breath then. Happy anniversary Shego."

"Happy anniversary Kimmie."

Arms wrapped, bodies embraced and lips met. And met. And met.

"Meeting…" Shego finally gasped, pulling away for air. "You need to take a shower."

"Fine," Kim sighed, slipping away and stalking into the bathroom, stamping her feet just a little harder than normal in order to make her buttocks jiggle the way she knew Shego liked. A few seconds later, a siren's call wafted from inside the tiled room. "Shego… could you help me…?"

"No way. You, lotions, hot water and the puppy dog pout? You think I can't sense a trap?"

"Curses, foiled again. But a girl can always hope."

"By the way, you DID remember to tell Ron we couldn't make it to that musical thing he wanted to do, right?"

"Uh huh. But he said we'd make it up to him."

"What?" Shego's eyebrows quirked. "He said we'd…?"

The ex-villain's eyes went up, up to the ceiling until she spotted what she knew she'd find.

"Gotcha Nerdlinger," Shego smirked, making a pistol shape with her combined hands and firing a tiny green blob of plasma at the camera.

Which promptly went blank.

"Whoops," Wade grinned at Ron sheepishly. "I hope that was enough."

"Good enough, my man," Ron smiled goofily. "More than good enough!"

Because, of course, this entire scene only exists to bump this story back to the front page in time for Kim Possible's real anniversary.

Happy 9th Kimiversary Kim Possible fans!

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Ye Old Legal stuff: Kim Possible, Shego, Wade Load, Ron Stoppable and all other characters borrowed from the wonderful KP Universe are the creations of Mark McCorkle and Bob Schooley, and those names are all trademarks of the Disney media organizations. Although use in this context may be considered fair under parody law, just in case: this work was not created for profit, no money changed hands etc. Also, this story takes place at a time at which all characters shown should be considered to be over the legal age of 18. .