Much Ado About Matching

The Final Showdown

Disclaimer: Belongs to the Great Sir Mr. J.R.R. Tolkien. Hey, I think that J.R.R. probably stands for J-Rock Rules, you know… XD

Note: It's in tune with several pop/rock pieces. I just changed the lyric, that's all! I kind of like most of this songs – I'm just poking fun at them a little. Need to vent my madness a little! SORRY!

Thanks to everyone who had emailed me, and even reviewers in Fanfiction.net! May you have a great time!

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== At the time Gandalf was in Isengard ==

Saruman was humming as he stepped up the stairs of the white tower. He had to speak with his old time friend.

"Gandalf," he began, upon seeing the old figure in front of him; "Why don't you give in?"

"Not without a fight! Besides, we're different!"

"Different? How different are we?" Saruman questioned, his eyes burning as hot as the flames that surrounded the Great Eye. Gandalf held his ground. The White Wizard huffed, and then he snapped his fingers. All at once a great army of orcs gathered, and…

Saruman:

"I was out dueling on a Saturday night

I wanted to claw ya and gorge out yer eyes

Ah got that feeling

But it don't matter if yer Gray or White!

Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah – OW – Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah

I just wanna kill ya but

It don't matter if yer Gray or White!

Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah – OW – Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!"

Gandalf:

"We were so fighting on a Saturday night

I missed my dateline meeting with the hobbits

A big d@mn hurdle,

But it don't matter if yer Gray or White!

Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah – OW – Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah

I just wanna get lost but

It don't matter if yer Gray or White!

Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah – OW – Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah

It don't really matter whether yer Gray or White!"

Gandalf jumps off the tower and lands on the budgie – uh, eagle's back and flies away in the general direction of Rivendell.

== Aragorn In Gondor ==

Boromir had been exterminated (like a germ, hoo, hoo, ha, ha, ha!). But Aragorn was determined to hand the message to his loyal subjects. He stepped up to the stage, and took a deep breath:

"Don't cry for me men of Gondor

The truth is I never left you

All through those bad times, when there was fighting

I kept my promise, to free you guys all ~

The pain that I went through

To require that Ring, to save our large lot

Would never die off, lest you forget me

My ghost then won't forgive you

So don't cry for me men of Gondor

I don't care for big crybabies

Although I'm dead now, I know that we'll live on

Just like I promised, oh, man I'm a hero!"

Aragorn bowed and stepped down. A tomato came flying and splattered on his face. Enraged, he gave a loud "YA-AAA-AAAAAAAH!" and chopped the man's head off.

== It's Gonna Rain! == (Unchanged!)

Elladan and Elrohir looked out of the window. Rain was starting to patter down vigorously.

足取りも軽くして　チャオ　チャオ

取るものも取り敢えず　チャオ　チャオ

ライオンがうなるみたいな雷鳴が

退散を促している

どうなるの？

そう・・・もうすぐ雨

大嫌い雨なんか　チャオ　チャオ

もう少し居たいのに　チャオ　チャオ

快感が解散に変わる瞬間を

ライオンが急がせたのは

明白No! 迷惑

It's gonna rain!

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Hope you had a nice day!

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