Pairing: Rido+Kaname x Zero

Yuki had the best plan ever –and it was for Aido. Well, the vampire wanted his cousin, Kain, to fall in love with him. Unfortunately, he didn't know how to do it. He tried everything but it seemed like Kain just didn't get his hints.

Yes, his hints were…obvious. So, Aido went to Yuki to see if she knew anything. And Yuki, the-girl-who-loved-yaoi, told Aido that she had it all under control! She did have it under control…for…five minutes.

"Oh darn it," Yuki huffed as she tore up her room, "Where did I put those love potions?"

The brunette girl had been smart this time around. She made two love potions just in case she messed up on one, and just in case she lost one. Yuki ended up losing both and she promised Aido to give it to him today!

"My life sucks!" Yuki screamed. "How could I lose both?"

"Because you're a klutz and a loser," Zero mumbled from the doorway. "I am not cleaning your room again Yuki."

Yuki cried, "I wasn't going to ask you!"

"Right." Zero rolled his eyes and asked a bit reluctantly. "What are you looking for?"

"Two love potions!" Yuki informed him as she searched under her bed. Suddenly, an idea popped into her head, "I got it! Ow!" She exclaimed when she accidentally hit her skull.

"Klutz," Zero commented.

"Oh be quiet Zero," Yuki brushed off her skirt and smiled sweetly at the lilac-eyed man, "Will you please help me find them?"

The Kiryu bit back a groan when Yuki fired her puppy eyes at him. How dare she use those! "…fine."

Yuki jumped and squealed, "Yay! I love you so much!"

Zero held up five fingers making Yuki tilt her head in confusion, "I get to stay in and sleep for five days."

"From prefect duties?"

"No. From school."

"Wh-what!"

Zero gave a small smirk and went off to search for the love potions, "Good luck convincing Cross."

Yuki collapsed onto her knees and whimpered, "I hate you sometimes Zero."

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"I give up." Zero sat himself on a bench, glaring at dirt, "I'm going stay in for two weeks from school for this!"

The silver-haired male had been searching for a good two hours; it was already five o'clock in the evening. He had searched the whole school thoroughly and came up with nothing! He even searched the Day class dorms!

"Maybe someone drank them already…" Zero mumbled to himself. "How do love potions work again?"

Zero glanced at the Night Class dorms. That was the only place he didn't check, and he absolutely did not want to go there. "If it's not there, I'm not going to school for two months, and I'll ditch prefect duties for two weeks."

The 'angry' prefect cautiously –but confidently- approached the Night Class dorms, clutching his gun as he got closer. The vampires were probably still asleep –it was summer break- but it was better to be safe than sorry. Quickly, he searched the grounds to see if he could find any 'love potion-looking' bottles. He found nothing: just leaves, twigs, rocks, and several weird looking insects.

Zero sighed and looked at the doors leading inside the building. Going inside would be troublesome and annoying, but Yuki complaining would be just as much. He decided that taking on angry sleepy vampires would be much better than dealing with Yuki and barged in.

…Hey, he was fight-deprived okay?

He reached into his pocket, brought out bloody rose, and looked around for any vampires angry at his presence. There were no vampires. Zero raised an eyebrow and made his way toward the stairs; maybe most of them went home for vacation?

Silently, he wondered if Kuran was still here. Zero shook his head; what the hell was he thinking?

His eyes widened as he felt a presence behind him and quickly spun around, pointing Bloody Rose straight at the person's chest. "Kuran, what the hell are you doing here?"

Kaname smiled –smiled Zero choked- and gently brought his hand on Zero's –the one that was holding the gun. The pureblood pointed the gun away and drew closer to the shorter male. "I could ask the same thing to you beautiful."

Zero spluttered and shot a deadpanned look at Kaname, "…if this is a joke Kuran, I'm not laughing."

Kaname chuckled and breathed hot air down Zero's neck, allowing him just enough time to take Bloody rose out of his fingers. "I'm not joking sweet-heart." He said in a husky voice as he gently brushed his lips against Kiryu's tattoo.

"Okay, seriously Kuran," Zero growled, "This isn't funny and it won't make for good blackmail. What. The hell. Are you. Doing?" He screamed when he felt Kaname's hand on his ass.

"Get your filthy hands off Kuran!" Zero jerked back from him and caught a glimpse of his eyes. Oh crap…wait a minute…"Don't tell me," The silver-haired male groaned, "You drank the love potion?"

"The only love potion I'll be drinking is from your-"

Zero covered Kaname's mouth with both hands and glared, "Don't you dare finish that sentence." Oh my god, how the hell do I get him to act normal?

"Wait, if you drank one love potion, who drank the other?"

The pureblood seemed to ignore his question as he licked the prefect's palm, effectively getting Zero to jerk his hands away from his mouth. Kaname pulled Zero into an embrace and nipped his earlobes, "Let's go to my bedroom; it's still early." He purred suggestively.

"No way," Zero growled and gasped when he felt another pair of arms embrace him from behind. "Who-"

"Back off nephew this one is mine," Rido purred and licked Zero's neck.

Kaname gently tilted his chin up and kissed him thoroughly, tongue and all, "I saw him first Uncle."

Zero bit his tongue and started struggling, but both males had a tight grip on him, making any movements nearly impossible. Is my luck so little that these two just had to drink the love potion and see me first? I hate Yuki. I hate these two damn hot pureblood vampires. I also absolutely hate that their hands are going down my pants and that we're in a hallway where anyone can see us!

And when the prefect accidentally let out a moan, the two purebloods silently agreed that sharing was the best choice and took him to the nearest room; the bathroom.

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Yuki peeked into Zero's room the next morning, "Zero? Did you find the love potions? Aido-senpai has been asking for it. Zero?"

And despite Zero's limbs hurting like there was no tomorrow, he managed to throw a pillow and it hit her face with a satisfying, "poof" indicating that the pillow had exploded, leaving only feathers and torn up fabric.

xox

Written by Cookie

Requested by Amaya Ishimoto

I hope this is okay!...I sincerely hope this is okay.