Hi! So…I've been thinking about this for a while and decided to give it a shot. You never know, it might turn out not bad… well, enjoy! And do please leave a review! It will be greatly appreciated!

Disclaimer: Of course I own Naruto. I also hold a billion dollar in my hand. (Note the HUGE sarcasm)


I want a guy who...

-calls me beautiful instead of hot

-calls me back when I hang up on him

-tells me I'm beautiful when I look like a mess

-would do anything to see me smile

-hugs me when I'm crying

-will watch girly chick-flicks with me just to please me

-surprises me every now and then

-remembers my birthday

-will hold my hand in front of his friends

-when I run to him crying, the first thing he'll say is 'who's ass am I kicking'

-kisses me in front for the whole world to see

-says 'I love you' like he really means it...

"What a stupid list." Mocked a voice from behind, making the little pink-haired girl jump a little.

"Shut up Sasu-chan! It's not stupid! It's romantic! And how did you get into my room without me noticing? You're weird…" the boy just ignored the question and walked around the pale pink bedroom. The room was really too girly for his taste and he never resisted the urge to show his distaste, especially when Sakura was with him. It just means she would get angry. And he loves making his best friend angry.

"It's stupid. There are no such guys like that in this planet, not on this lifetime anyways…besides, even if there were, they'd be a) gay, b) old or c) faking it." He said as he patted Sakura's cat, (in his opinion, a very stupid name.)

"You're mean! You just say that because you are a cold-hearted b-word!"

"Bastard?" offered the smirking boy.

Sakura gave a gasp before pointing at him.

"You said a bad word! We're 7! Nii-chan said we can't use those words until we're 12!"

"So? You wrote 'ass' on your stupid list."

This made Sakura blushed as she just realized what her best friend had said was true.

"W-well…t-t-that's different! I wrote it! It didn't come out of my mouth! Also, it's not stupid! You are so immature Uchiha Sasuke-chan!" she said as she threw her tongue at him.

"Oh, real mature…and anyway, I bet you can't find a single guy who would do those things for you." Muttered Sasuke as he shrugged and placed both of his hands in his pockets.

"I can! There're lots of guys! Naru-chan is very sweet…" "He's a dope." "…There's Shika-chan who's amazingly smart…" "The lazy bum?" "…Neji-kun is very mature and cool…" "He's practically Hinata's puppy, following her around all day." "…Kiba-kun is cute with his cute puppy…" "He smells like one too." "…Sai is very artistic…" "He's also a weirdo." "…Shino-kun is very…" "He's a bug freak."

"Hey! I haven't even finished! They are not that bad! You think you're so perfect?" at this, Sasuke smirked and sat on her bed.

"I'm Uchiha Sasuke. I was born perfect."

Sakura rolled her eyes and threw a pillow at him. The pillow went straight towards sasuke's face and was stuck there for about 3 seconds. "You really have strength little girl…" "I'm older than you for four months!" "Whatever…ready for a taste of your own medicine?" before Sakura could react, Sasuke threw another pillow at her direction and soon after, a pillow fight between the two best friends occurred.

"You can't hit a girl! It's ungentlemanly!"

"I'm 7. I don't have to be a gentleman."

"You're mean!"

"You seem to like me just fine."

"We have to like each other! Our parents are best friends—whoa!"

"Whatever—hey! Watch it—augh!" sakura tripped over her tabby cat and started to fall against Sasuke, resulting them to fall on her bed in a very(if they were not 7 of course) suggestive position. And might I add, their innocent lips collided into each other.

At once, Sakura jumped away from him and sat on the carpeted floor with both of her hand covering her mouth. She was sure her face was as red as a tomato. She tilted her head to see Sasuke who was sitting in the bed. He had both hands at either side of him and was looking at her emotionlessly. He wasn't even blushing!

"Y-you…m-m-me…I-I…w-w-w-we…eeep!" she blushed even more and turned around, not able to face him. It embarrassing! She lost her first kiss to her best friend! What's more, they're 7 years old! What if his stupid fan girls find out? What if Ino-chan and Hina-chan and Tenten-chan and Tema-chan find out? What if naruto-chan and the others find out!

"We kissed. No big deal."

Sakura immediately changed moods and was now glaring at Sasuke, her face still blushing. "No big deal? What if our friends find out? Or worst, what if your fan girls find out! They'll kill me!"

"It's not like we'll tell anyone. Geez, you're such a girl."

"Aren't you even the least bit embarrassed at what just happened?"

"Nope…" he said emotionlessly. But seeing the look on Sakura's face who looks like she's about to cry any second made him feel a bit sorry for the girl.

"Sigh…look at the bright side…at least you got your first kiss with someone you know for years…seriously, we're 7 years old. It doesn't really matter."

Just then, Haruno Natsumi came in smiling. She saw Sakura blushing and Sasuke with an indifferent look. This made her grin even more(does she know something?) as she leaned on the door frame and observed the two children.

"I made cookies! They're really delicious!" She noticed the sudden change in atmosphere as both Sakura and Sasuke looked at her in horror. This made the 28 year old model/actress sweat dropped. Did her cooking really taste that bad?

"Sigh…okay…Sasu-chan's mother baked the cookies…I made drinks! Come on then!" sighing in relief, the two children seem to forget what just happened and rushed to the kitchen, leaving a twitching Natsumi behind.

"Note to self: ask husband to try all dish so he could improve it." Haruno Takashi will have a rough time that night, but we don't need to tell Natsumi that…


So? How was it? Should I continue on this or should I just delete this? I really hope you would take the time to comment! Arigato Gozaimasu! Evilbadgal16 out!