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Thanks for all those that stuck with me til now. I will be updating slower after this because i want to plan out the rest of the plot. Everything up until now is building the plot. This part is a bit omake but it mixes in with the storyline.

Flashback

The guy tried to shake her off, but she just pulled harder. The guy lost his balance and fell, right onto the girl.

Just about right now, the two's brains had nothing but alcohol. The guy started to kiss the girl, and she returned it. The two rolled around in bed, smooching and such. Later would they know of what they did.

Chapter 5: Everything is WRONG!

(In the morning)

"COCK-A-DOODLE DOO!" The rooster made its call of the morning to wake everyone up.

Sunshine woke up with Fair Sky still sleeping on his chest. He just sat there, staring at her. After a long time, he leaned in and kissed her in the forehead. This woke the bleeping beauty up.

"AWWW," she yawned and stretched her limbs. "Good morning, my love."

"You too."

The newlywed couple cuddled for a few more moments before getting out of bed and making it to the washroom. Fair Sky took the shower first while Sunshine brushed his teeth. Everything seemed fine until a thundering ruckus shook the whole town. If townsmen didn't know any better, they would say that an earthquake had hit.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" If the rooster couldn't wake everyone up, the scream surely did.

The bright sunlight outside woke her from her sleep. Lucy was still trying to recover from last night's drinks. Her head was spinning and her legs didn't listen to the brain. The placed her hand on top of her eyes, trying to shield the blinding light.

"Ull." She was still very drossy. "What time is it?" She turned her body away from the sun, trying to pinch in a few more minutes of sleep. Expecting to land on her pillow, it was a surprise to find something hard. To make it creepier, that something was moving up and down.

Lucy pushed away from this foreign object right away. She tried to see what it was, but her eyesight still hasn't recovered. When she finally figured it out, an earthquake had hit town.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

The loud ruckus woke all of the residents of Infinite City up. The birds in the trees were forced to relocate. Even the squirrel took shelter in some bush or hole.

The banshee leveled scream woke the person laying next to Lucy.

"Huh? What happened? Earthquake?" He himself had drank too much and remembers nothing about the night before.

"Sunshine. Shut off the alarm." He called out, thinking that he was still in his own room, and forgetting that Sunshine had moved in with Fair Sky. He turned to his side and pulled the pillows to cover his ears.

Lucy was getting madder by the second. Not only was she ignored, more importantly, what exactly happened! She took the covers with one hand and yanked it off, leaving Kenshin shivering in the cold.

Two seconds later, Lucy regretted this action. As she yanked the covers off, he laid wide in the open. She blushed up like a tomato, Her face as hot as Natsu's fires.

"Stop that." Kenshin called out in his half-asleep mode. Lucy quickly threw him the covers to cover up.

Upon further inspection, she herself was hanging on the other side of the covers. Lucy carefully and slowly lifted the covers and pecked at herself.

"AAAHHHHHHH!"

The ruckus attracted all the other residents to their apartment. The first to arrive was the spirit mage's own teammate. Erza, Natsu, and Gray were the first to bust open the door and charge inside. Apparently, someone was in so much of a rush that they forgot to lock the door.

"What happened? Is there a thief? Where's the enemy?" Natsu charge in with fire already lit on his fists. Gray and Erza followed his charge in.

Hearing the rowdy entrance, Kenshin popped up right away. Half of the covers slipped off his upper body. Lucy was still clinging onto her end of the covers.

…

Just then, Wendy called to her teammates from her room. She was still in her PJs carrying a stuffed bear.

"What happened?" little Wendy asked, rubbing her eyes. Before she could enter the room or even look into the room, Gary had already ushered her back to her room.

"Nothing. Everythingisperfectlyfine."

Kenshin had just woken to find himself in someone's room and a bunch of people standing in the doorway. He looked down to find that he wasn't wearing anything and the person next him was only covered up by half the blanket.

"Sorrytointerrupt." The Fairy Tailers slammed the door behind them, rushing as far away as possible.

"WAIT! It's not like that. Its—" Kenshin tried to explain, calling at them.

He looked at Lucy.

"…"

"…"

Nobody had anything to say. They just sat there like that, until one party broke the ice.

"So…we…" Kenshin didn't know how to start.

Lucy edged over the bed and picked up her clothes. "So what the fuck happened?"

Kenshin rubbed his temples. "Well, we got drunk. I know that for sure. What happened afterward….ARGG! why isn't anything appearing." All he could remember was bar, drinks, and blank.

Lucy had just finished putting on her clothes. She couldn't think of anything either.

"Okay. We got drunk, ended up in my room, and then here we are." Lucy summarized.

"Yea. Basically. From what I can remember." Kenshin slipped on his kimono.

"ARGG! Why is this happening to me?" Lucy pounded on her head. "Think. Think."

"So did we….?" She left the question hanging.

"…" The question that was in both parties mind was left unanswered. Kenshin looked at Lucy and tried to remember the night before. Pictures of round bouncy balls kept appearing in front of him.

"Where are you looking?" Lucy speedily put on her top.

"Okay. Reminder. NEVER EVER drink again." Lucy said to herself and walked (more like waddled) over to the bathroom.

Kenshin put on his hair tie and just left.

Today, Prince was awaken by a screaming banshee. He literally rolled out of bed, hollering, "ENEMY ATTACK!" I was not until later that he differentiated the sound to be Lucy's voice. He picked himself off the floor.

"Meatbun. Wakey Wakey." There was no reply.

"Meatbun?" Prince uncovered the covers to find absolutely nothing.

"Where has Meatbun gone? I was going to have him make breakfast? MEATBUN?" Prince put on his clothes and went out into the hallways calling out for his pet.

"Meatbun!" There was no success.

"Don't tell me, my little meatbun has been bunnapped? What about my breakfast!" Prince's stomach growled as he imagined the plated of flaming how meat buns. While dreaming about food, without knowing it, Prince had walked right in front of Gui's room.

"Fire Birdy." Prince heard Meatbun's voice and charged into the room.

"MEATBUN!" Prince was eager to reunite with his pet plus lunch ticket.

"Mama!" Meatbun cried.

Just then, Gui walked in.

Gui was surprised yet happy to see Prince.

"Prince, did you come to see me?" Gui giggled to himself.

Sweatdrop. "Did Meatbun stay here the whole night?"

"Yep. They were so busy, making love." Gui looked at prince with mesmerizing eyes.

"NANI? My bun and your bird?"

"Yep. They even had mini-bun." Gui latched on to Prince's arm, rubbing his face against Prince's sholder.

BAM!

Prince punched Gui square in the face, slamming him against the wall and breaking his nose.

"YOU LET THEM MAKE AN EGG!" Veins were popping all over his body. Meatbun was afraid that his mama would die of heart attack. Prince even had trouble controlling his breathing.

"Mama. You don't like Bunbun anymore?" Meatbun said to Prince in puppy dog eyes that were on the verge of tears, with lips that were quivering. Meatbun had to use all his strength to not burst out crying. Fire Phoenix was busy tending to the egg.

Prince looked at Meatbun. His heart finally melted his anger quelled.

"Aww. Mama would always love Meatbun."

As soon as Gui heard this, he sprang from the wall.

"So, when are we going to make love?" he asked Prince, rushing to grab Prince's hand.

Prince didn't answer. A sword flew through the door, missing Gui's head only by a centimeter.

"NEVER!" Wicked rushed into the room and retrieved his sword.

The two head butted in deadlock (once again). Steam poured from their heads. A catfight broke out. Prince was too annoyed to watch any longer. He picked up Meatbun and left. Fire Phoenix looked at her owner, shook her head, and took off after her husband, taking her baby egg with her.

A month later…

Gajeel wondered around the city. He smelled the yummy ramen a street away and rushed to fill his stomach. When he got to the stall, his guild member Natsu was already there.

Natsu waved with his chopsticks still in hand at his guild member to join him. A noodle from the chopsticks fell on Happy's head.

"Oi!" Happy objected.

"Yo, Gajeel!" he greeted, but because his mouth was filled with noodles. It sounded more like, "Ro, Razel"

He took a seat next to the fire mage.

"Want some ramen," he blue cat offered him.

Gajeel rejected the offer silently and order a miso ramen for himself.

Natsu finished 10 bowls of ramen before Gajeel could even finish one. Happy too, finished three bowls by himself.

"Yosh! Must eat more so we can train together." Natsu said to Happy. Happy was oo busy sticking noodles down his throat to answer.

Noticing that his guild member was not okay, Natsu asked, "What's wrong?" Of course, ramen still filled his mouth.

"Yea what's wrong?" Happy repeated.

"Sigh…" Gajeel looked at Happy and Natsu, "Sigh…" He was down. Gajeel didn't even finish his bowl of noodles. He just put down the money and left.

Gajeel was just sparked of the memory with Pantherlily. How they fought, and how they trained together. Gajeel had searched hard to find just a partner (more like he forced Pantherlily to become his pet.)

"Yosh! I must find another pet!" Gajeel set off on his trip to find a workable new partner.

Attempt 1: Dog

"Attack!" Gajeel pointed to the tree. He had gone off into the wood to find a pet.

"… woof…woof." The dog barked, chasing its tail around in a circle.

"Go. Attack." The dog failed to listen to the command. Instead, it fell down and slept.

Gajeel kicked the dog. "Attack, you idiot."

Disturbed in its sleep, the dog got up and barked and snarled at Gajeel.

"Yes. Yes. Aggressive!"

"WOOF WOOF!" The dog jumped up, and sunk its teeth into Gajeel's leg.

"Attack the enemy, not me!" Using the other leg, he kicked the dog away.

Attempt 1: FAIL

Attempt 2: Pig

Gajeel had just bought a pig from the market place. He placed it on the floor.

"Let's start simple. Run!." Gajeel ordered.

"Oink Oink…" the pig looked at Gajeel, baffled.

"Run?" Gajeel demonstrated by pointing to his legs and ran in place.

"Oink!" the pig nooded.

"Yes! Finally a pet!." Gajeel shouted in excitement.

The pig got down in a sprinting position.

"Ready. Get set. Go!"

The pig pulled up its front legs…and started digging the mud….right onto the dragon slayer. Sweatdrop.

"Pfft…pfft…spat" Gajeel spitted the dirt out of his mouth.

Attempt 2: SUPER FAIL

'Hmmm…What can be a pet?' Gajeel thought.

'Well, if a meatbun ca be a pet, then this can too.'

Gajeel picked up a rock and set it on the table.

"Go, Rock! I choose you. Rock Attack, now!" he commanded.

"…"

"Do you think it may be sleeping?" he said to himself.

"Wakey Wakey, stupid rock!" He shook the rock around.

"….." still no reply.

"Stupid rock." Gajeel throw the rock into the air and watched it come down to the ground. Before it could make contact, he kicked it with his foot.

"May we never meet again!" he shouted after it.

Gajeel was about to turn about and head back to his room.

"Ouch! Who threw the stupid rock!" Someone shouted in the distance.

Hearing this, Gajeel scurried off.

Attempt 3: ULTIMATE FAILURE

(Back at the castle)

Gajeel was walking down the halls, with a gloomy gray cloud over his head, still sulking about not finding a pet.

"Sigh…" he was so busy moping that he tripped on something and fell down the stairs.

"Itai itai itai…" When he reached the end of the stairs, he rushed back up to see what made him get 5 bruises, 6 cuts, 7 broken fingers.

"WHO PUT A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY!" he called out. Crickets and owls answered him.

"GRRR" Just when he raised his foot and was about to kick it down the stairs, a crack magically appeared.

"I didn't do anything." He put his hands up and stood to the side. A few moments later, the 'rock' completely bursted open and the content inside spilled out. It looked like a cat. It had a tail, two ears, looks like Happy and Charles, has whiskers, and meows. Yep. Definitely a cat.

Gajeel stood where he was. The young hatchling opened its eyes and the first thing it saw was the iron dragon slayer.

"Papa." It called out. "Papa." It hugged onto him, rubbed its head on Gajeels leg, and curled up on his boot. Gajeel picked the animal up from the scruff of its neck and brought it up for inspection. The cat just laid there, sleeping. If you look close enough, you can even see it snore.

Gajeel took it back to his room.

(Meanwhile)

"Eggy... Eggy come out come out wherever you are?" Prince said, lifting the table cloth up to look under the table.

Everyone else was helping too. Gui was half crying, half searching.

"My poor Fire Phoenix's baby." He wiped his tears with his hanky. "Weep."

Fire Phoenix was looking too, so was Meatbun.

"I thought you were looking after it." Fire Phoenix questioned Meatbun.

"If anything ever happens to it, be prepared for a divorce." Fire Phoenix stomped off, leaving a trail of blazing flames.

"No! Birdy!" Meatbun chased after it.

Wendy was roaming around in the hallways when they happened to cross the cracked eye shells.

"A re. What is this?" Wendy asked. She recognized the black eggs red leaf patterns.

"Prince nii-chan, Erza-nee, Gui nii-chan, Natsu, Meatbun!" She called her group of treasure hunters.

Charle studied the egg in detail.

'Wait! Isn't this…but that's impossible!'

"Is this is?" Wendy pulled her friends over to see the egg.

Fire Phoenix and Meatbun were the first to reach the scene.

"Poor eggy! Who cracked you open!" Meatbun cried.

"It hatched, you idiot." His wife stared at him, deadpanned.

Gajeel had just finished feeding his cat. (What he feeds his pets we will never know.) He was bringing the cat out for a walk. Seeing all the commotion, he walked over with the black cat following after him.

"What's up?" Gajeel pecked in.

"Where looking for Fire Phoenix's and Meatbun's egg." Prince replied. "Seen it?"

Gajeel looked at the cracked egg shell, recognizing that it was the same egg the cat hatched from.

"You mean this?" He led the cat to the center of the circle.

Everyone leaned it to look at it.

'I thought it was going to look like a chicken with a bund head.' Prince thought.

'Why does it look more like a cat than a bun?' Gui wondered.

'How in any science does a bun cross phoenix turn into a cat?' Everyone thought.

Meatbun looked at his son. He was disappointed that his son didn't look like himself, instead, it looked more like Happy. He gave Happy a glare.

"What have you been up to?" He looked with jealous and suspicious eyes.

"Huh…" Happy didn't know what he was talking about. "I didn't do anything."

Fire Phoenix took out a wing and smacked Meatbun in the back of his head. "What are you thinking about?" Fire almost flew from her mouth and roasted the delicious bun.

"I wonder too." Charle looked at Happy.

"Really." Happy said, but Charle was not convinced.

"That is our son." She went over and hugged the cat. The cat squirmed away from its mother and hid behind Gajeel's leg.

He tugged on Gajeel's pants. "Papa."

"Papa?" Everyone looked at Gajeel.

"I found it in the afternoon and it just stuck to me." Gajeel explained.

Meatbun tried talking to the cat.

"No. Papa." He pointed to himself (where did he get fingers?) "Papa."

The black cat just hid behind Gajeel even more. "Papa," he called Gajeel.

"Is it your pet?" Prince asked. "It seems very attached to you."

"Can I?" Gajeel's eyes lit up. A quest to find a pet finally ended up in success.

"Sure." Prince went to pet the cute baby cat. "What's its name?"

"Umm…" Gajeel thought for a while. "Panterlily the Second. Pantherlily for short." Gajeel announced, reminded of his former partner.

"Panterlily. Isn't he the best. Oh. Yes he is. Yes he is." the group played with the cat. They took turns dangling yarn string in front of it. Sometimes, Pantherlily would try to catch it, but the person would just pull it higher. Panterlily lost his balance, tipped forward, and fell on his butt. Everyone giggled.

The next time, someone would try the same trip over. This time, Panterlily got smarter. When they pulled the string back, Panterlily put all his power into his hind legs and jumped up, but that wasn't enough. Tiny wings sprouted from his back carrying him over and yanking the yarn.

Shock. Cats can fly.

"Okay. So now we have another flying cat." Gui said.

Just then, something rolled over Panterlily's tail and he jumped up. Fire bursted from his mouth.

"Take that back. We have a flying and fire-breathing cat." Gui said, petting Pantherlily, who was getting tired from playing.

"YES! IN YOUR FACE! MY CAT'S BETTER!" Gajeel bragged in front of Natsu.

"YOU WISH! HAPPY IS SMARTER!" Natsu countered.

Wendy giggled at the boys immaturity.

Facepalm. "Oh, boy. Here we go again." Lucy said.

(With the Fairy Tail gang!)

"Paper. Scissors..." The mages where paper scissor rocking to see who would wash the dishes today.

"Iron Dragon Hard Fist!"

"Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!"

The two dragon slayers both held out their respective elemental fist.

"Fairy Crimson Cherry!" Erza held out her sword

"Ice Make: Hammer!" Gray changed his arm into a hammer.

"ROCK!" Lucy held out her palm.

"HA! My rock beats your rock!" Natsu placed his fired fist on top of Gray's hammer.

"My iron beats your fire!" Gajeel capped Natsu's fist.

"Ice beats all!" Gray took his hammer from the bottom and placed it on top.

The three engaged in a game of hammering the mole rats. Nobody wanted to rest at the bottom, so hammers kept pounding against the table top. It was like a war on smacking cockroaches!

"Blades cut everything!" Erza swung her sword into the towering hammers/fists and interupted the game.

"What kind of game it this?" Lucy still held out her paper...

Everyone else was busy 'comparing' hammers and avoiding swords.

A/N: End of omake arc... now with the real story!