After reading so many glee facebook stories, and then reading khilari's story! I felt that this had to be done for the Norse Gods! so here it is! Maybe I'll write more of them...hmm...oh, and they are reincarnated! and they have some of their powers and all of their memories! i like the idea of having the norse gods reincarnated!
They Now Have Facebook!
Sigyn is friends with Loki.
Sigyn is friends with Thor.
Sigyn is friends with Sif.
Sigyn is friends with Odin.
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Thor: Hey Sigyn! Loki finally managed to convince you to get a facebook?
Loki: Thor! The fuck! I wanted to be the first one to post on her wall!
Thor: Well….I can always delete it (shrug)
Sigyn: Vali finally convinced me to get a facebook
Loki: that is because he takes up after his father!
Sigyn is married to Loki.
(Loki, Thor, Sif, Frigg, and 10 other people like this)
Sigyn has two sons, Vali and Narfi.
(Loki, Vali, Nari, Fenrir, Hel, and 9 others like this)
Sif: hey, Sigyn, I have some pictures of you, I'll post them up!
Loki: You will not, then everyone will be able to look at her!
Sigyn: why is that a problem?
Loki: I don't want anyone looking at what is mine
Sigyn: I am not an object to be owned Husband
Vali: I believe mother is angry at you father
Sigyn is offline.
Lokiis offline.
Vali is offline.
Thor LOST HIS HAMMER!
Heimdall: was it Loki again?
Thor: I don't think so, I have no heard from him in a while.
Odin: neither have I son
Freyja: please don't tell me you lost it to another giant? I refuse to marry anyone!
Thor: No, I don't think so…..
Sif: Thor, honey…..have you tried looking for it by that cabin near the Baltic Sea, since you were there trying to kill Jörmungandr
Baldr is worried that no one has seen Loki around
Heimdall: yes, that has also been bothering me….this does not bode well for anyone
Sif: he better not come anywhere new my hair!
Thor: I think the wig looks lovely on you
Sigyn is online.
Sigyn: that was not the right thing to say, Thor
Heimdall: Sigyn! Where is that husband of yours up to now?
Sigyn: my husband is up to nothing this time around, and even if he was, what makes you think I would tell you?
Loki: *whistles* Fuck yeah! That is my Sigyn!
Heimdall: I was just curious of his whereabouts that is all….
Loki: well I am just fine Heimdall, I am touched by your worry *places hand over heart*
Sigyn: what is this that Thor lost his hammer?
Loki: and this time I had nothing to do with it? Never thought I would see the day!
Thor: Found it Sif! It was by the Baltic Sea!
Loki: were you trying to kill my kid again Thor?
Jörmungandr: it was just harmless fun, wasn't it God of Thunder? *innocent smile*
Thor: *glares* of course it was…..
Sigyn is visiting America tomorrow!
Loki: and I still think I should come with you *grumbles*
Sigyn: I can take care of myself, I shall be fine, Loki
Loki: oh I know you can take care of yourself *waggles eyebrows* I have bruises to prove it!
(Freyja, Fenrir, Hel, Tyr and 6 others like this)
Thor: wait, who are you visiting in America?
Nari: Me
Thor: why are you in America?
Loki: Sif, how do you put up with him all this time?
Sif: *sigh* Thor, hun, Nari is going to school in America
Sigyn offline.
Loki is free to party the whole week because the wife is gone.
(Thor, Odin, Tyr, Frey, Fenrir, and 8 others like this)
Thor: hey, can we come over then?
Tyr: Yeah, we can watch the soccer match! *cackle*
Loki: Fuck yeah! Party at my house!
Vali: father you do know that mother has a facebook now, right?
Loki: yes, so?
Thor: will be there in half an hour!
Tyr: I'll bring the beer!
Thor offline.
Loki offline.
Tyr Offline.
Odin offline.
Sigyn is back from visiting her baby.
Created Album Rain, Rain, oh the Sun!
Sif: love this! It looks like you had a lot of fun Sigyn! And Nari looks like he is enjoying college!
Baldr: is that you in a bikini? Whoa!
Loki: I swear Baldr, in this lifetime, mistletoe is found everywhere
Sigyn: Behave Loki, that is what got you in trouble the last time, remember?
Loki: I'll calm down when he stops drooling over you! and I know he still is! I can sense it!
Sigyn: thank you Baldr, and yes Sif, it was a lot of fun and Nari is enjoying it, though he does get a lot of homework
Frigg: talking about mistletoe, we haven't had a family get together in a while!
Odin: …..
Thor:…..
Sigyn: …..
Baldr: …..
Heimdall:…..
Loki: well Frigg, that is because we are not a family and we ended up killing each other…
Heimdall: I hate to agree with him, but it is true….
Thor: yes mother, not sure if having everyone under the same roof would be wise, or even possible!
Frigg: nonsense! We are all going to reunite! I'm going to create an event and you all better attend! Oh, of course I can understand if you can't Nari! Being in college in America and all!
Nari: Yes! Thank you Aunt Frigg!
Loki: hey Frigg, do people ever make fun of your name and call you Frigid?
Frigg:….you better be at the reunion, Loki.
Frigg offline.
Loki: FML
Sigyn: It won't be that bad Loki, Nari isn't going so there is no way that he'll be turn into a wolf this time around
Odin: that was a long time ago Sigyn
Sigyn: yes well, it was ages in that cave with Vali's entrails holding my husband down, Lord Odin
(Loki, Vali, Nari, Hel, Fenrir and 7 others like this)
Loki: Sigyn?
Sigyn: yes?
Loki: I love you.
(Sigyn, Thor, Sif, Vali, Nari, and 20 others like this)
Sigyn: I'm still mad at you for partying while I was gone. I can clearly smell the alcohol and my garden looks completely trampled!
Sigyn offline.
Loki: FML!
Loki offline.