This was a really random idea for a short drabble I somehow got while I was supposed to be doing my math homework. I didn't get any sleep last night cuz of insomnia, so I'm not thinking quite right to begin with. xP

I have been super busy with Finals and crap. I plan on updating The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets after school gets out, which won't be too much longer. Enjoy!

Light was incredibly stressed out with the Kira investigation, and Matsuda and his potato were not making it any better. Yes, his potato.

Matsuda was attempting to juggle the potato—which he had named Bob (he had even drawn eyes and a mouth onto it with a sharpie)—even though he only had one of them. So he was throwing it up in the air like a baseball. Light could see it happening out of the corner of his eye, and it was quickly accelerating the speed at which his stress was building.

Suddenly, Matsuda accidentally launched Bob in a direction he had not intended, and the potato hit Light square in the face.

Light snapped.

"GAHHHHH! ! ! ! ! !" He shouted in frustration. He stood up rapidly, causing the handcuff around his wrist to almost yank L out of his chair. Screaming like a madman, Light began jumping up and down, stomping on the tragic vegetable until it was so mashed up it would have been suitable to be placed in a Gerber baby food jar. "THIS! ENDS! NOW!" he screeched.

Stomping so fast he was almost running in place on top of the abused potato, Light screamed nonsensical words and tore at his shirt like one of those sumo wrestlers (alas, he was not strong enough to rip it successfully).

"Bob! D:" Matsuda cried out to his potato in distress, though he was unable to do anything but stand and watch.

When Light finally calmed down, L—as calm as ever—looked sympathetically at the annihilated Bob, and then up at Raito with almost sad, accusing eyes.

"It's not the potato's fault," L mumbled softly. Matsuda and Light just stared at each other, shocked into silence by Ryuzaki's odd reaction to the event.

Review please! Or I'll chuck a potato at your head! :0 Thank you! XD

-Ratt Kazamata

5-15-2011