Kooky: Welcome to Kooky Von Koopa's Mad Science Show! I am your host, Kooky Von Koopa, and on this show I will answer all of your burning science questions! Now, I haven't gotten any yet, so I am just here to tell you to do that. IGOR!

Iggy: It's Iggy.

Kooky: Whatever. You're new to being smart like me. Anyway, Igor-uh, Iggy is here to assist as well. Now remember, this show is rated K for Kiddies, so no asking inappropriate questions, such as where babies come from.

Iggy: You know, I've always wondered that myself – where do babies come from?

Kooky: (face palm) Um, how do I put this appropriately… when a cell from a daddy and a cell from a mommy get together, the cells combine and grow into a baby.

Iggy: But how do the cells get together?

Kooky: I am not allowed to answer that on this show! That would be what the moderators at Fanfiction dot net refer to as "Adult Content".

Iggy: What's adult content?

Kooky: You have to be an adult to know that.

Iggy: But you know about it, and you have since you were not near old enough to be an adult yet, haven't you?

Kooky: Yes, because I was smart enough to be an adult.

Iggy: But I'm smart enough to be an adult!

Kooky: (sighs) I'll tell you after the show. I cannot say it in front of the kiddies who are not smart enough to be adults. No offense to the kiddies.

SO SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS OR PREPARE TO ENTER CHAOS MODE!

WOO-HOO-HOO-WOO-OO-OOH!