Boom! The shot rattled through the woods as Bambi scampered away though the mystical unicorn forest of ishmaheal. He was being chased by Dick Cheney with a sawed-off shotgun. Dick Cheney was super pissed because he went to wendys and ordered a junior bacon cheeseburger and Bambi, who was working at the drive thru, gave it to him without bacon, cheese, and a burger. Anyway he managed to duck away by hiding in a radioactive chemical plant that was called dassaquid. Dick Cheny got tired and left because he didn't have enough energy probobly because he didn't get his burger.

Anyway Bambi, from a weird series of events in which his mom is shot, falls into a vat of radioactive stuff and became super Bambi. With his newfound powers Bambi could breath fire, grew three times his size, and could fly. He then hooked up with Gary Busey who would ride him into battle. Not in a dirty way. Here is his story.

"Dammit Bambi hurry up I have to take a poop" said Gary Busey as he cried in pain

"Sorry Busey I'm just in that good of a mood right now it's the tenth anniversry of the day my mom died and I fell into a vat of radioactive waste and became badass". Bambi replied.

"Seriously I don't care I just honestly have to poop" he replied

Just then Gary Busey's worst enemy Rosie Odonald, who happens to be a pterodactyle now flew out of no where to take advantage of Gary's really uncomftorable situation. She flew down and killed Gary bused and bambi was left to live alone...

Three years later

After the long and tiring battle with Rosi Odonald that took Gary Busey's life Bambi picked up the bottle and became addicted to miralex(it helps you poo). Bambi was left longing for yesteryears when he was just a random deer working at wendys to help himself through his short stint at devry institute for technology. He tried to go into AA but he can't do that he's a deer and that's just stupid. It's not like he could find a job. Fire breathing deer aren't really in huge demand in today's economy. But then something happened that changed his life forever.

Justin Fargus, the really shitty runningback from the oakland raiders, jumped out at bambi from a bush while he was on his way to curves. Even though he was addicted to alcohol it's not like he wanted to be fat. Anyway Justin Fargus tried to rob him cuz he's good but bambi blew fire at him and scared him away. That's when he realized he doesn't need a partner to fight crime. He's goin solo.

He then was bitten by a radioactive spider, cuz he can be, he then received the superpower to shoot laser out of his eyes, also just cuz. Bambi knew with these newfound powers he could kill the pterodactyle he fought so long ago. And dick Cheney I guess. Probobly for the whole shooting him with a shotgun thing. Finally Bambi could get his revenge. His revenge was like a cheeze wiz it comes out in a steady stream and it tastes good.