Disclaimer: I don't own Hana Kimi.

Warning: Yaoi... boy on boy, you know the drill. Oh, and an OC... I guess some people have issues with that.

A/N: The long awaited (?) Part III has arrived! You may gather from the title that I've written two other pieces in this series... however I don't think it's suuuper necessary for you to read them to understand (though if you'd like, by all means, haha) what's going on. All you need to know is Nakatsu and Kayashima are in a relationship. They've been through some drama. More drama on the way, yaaaay...

Homo Janai! Part III
Chapter 1

There were many, many things in this world that Shuichi Nakatsu wasn't sure of. One thing he did know, however, was that getting a blow job before hist first class of the day had to be one of his most favorite things in the world. Waking up with morning wood, one of the many curses that came along with being a teenage boy, had previously been a horrifically embarrassing and awkward affair, as he would try to scurry to their shared bathroom as quickly as he could before Kayashima got up (or if he was already up, before he noticed) and try to whack it out with lightning speed. Or, conversely, there was always the terribly unpleasant cold shower he could take while desperately trying to wish away all thoughts of other boys.

But now... Oh, now it was quite the opposite. He had no idea when Kayashima had transformed into such a vixen, such an incredibly sexy... He didn't even know what word to use. There were no words for what Kayashima was, or to explain what the other boy meant to him. He was just perfect and Nakatsu was in bliss.

"Taiki..." he mumbled in between quick breaths while running his hand through silken black hair. "I'm gonna..." The word was lost as he screwed his eyes shut and came in his roommate's warm mouth.

It was pure fucking bliss.

Nakatsu let himself fall back onto his bed from his previous sitting position to give himself a moment to regain composure before he buttoned his pants back up. Slowly he opened his eyes, the light from the ceiling blinding him for a second before he was able to focus on Kayashima's slender form still kneeling on the floor next to his bed.

"Are you okay? Do you want me to..." And once again his words were stolen from him as Kayashima smiled one of those devastating smiles that was half shy and half sinful, and probably filled with a million other things that he hadn't yet learned to read in the other boy's expressions.

"No, I'm fine. We have to leave pretty soon anyway or we'll be late."

"Right," Nakatsu said, running a hand through his golden locks in case they were looking too tousled from the morning's activities. Grabbing their bags, the two boys made their way to the door, Kayashima in front. When he reached out to open the door, Nakatsu quickly shot his hand forward and gently slammed it shut again. The psychic in front of him paused for a moment before slowly turning around, an inquisitive look on his face.

"We forgot," Nakatsu simply stated, a beaming smile nearly stretching from ear to ear, his hand still resting on the door effectively holding Kayashima close to him.

The dark haired boy smiled back at him, understanding what he meant and stood up on tip toes to place a soft kiss againt his lips.

"Good morning," Kayashima whispered softly, his lips still brushing against the other's before returning the heels of his feet to the ground.

"Good morning," Nakatsu replied in a dreamy tone before they made their way to class.

As with every morning, the students were sitting on top of their desks or milling about in the aisles talking amongst themselves until the teacher entered the room, at which point they would begrudgingly go to their seats. The only thing different was that this morning the teacher was followed into the room by an unfamiliar boy wearing their school uniform. A murmur went through the room while the teacher arranged his things on his desk.

"Alright, quiet down," he huffed, clearing his throat before gesturing to the boy beside him. "This is Jirou Nakamura. He's transferring here from Kyoto. Let's all welcome him and help make this an easy transition for him."

As was custom, the boy named Jirou Nakamura began his introduction, giving vague information about himself, his interests, his family and so on. Resting his chin on his plam, Nakatsu listened half heartedly, giving the new kid a look over. He was good looking and tall, with shaggy golden brown hair and dark piercing eyes that reminded him somewhat of Kayashima's. And that's when he noticed it. All throughout his speech, this Nakamura person was staring quite pointedly at his boyfriend with a strange, almost suggestive grin on his face.

Jerking slightly in his seat, Nakatsu turned his head to look at Kayashima to see if he had noticed the odd way the new kid was staring at him. And what he saw nearly made him jerk in his seat again and drained the color from his face. Kayashima was staring back, a sweet smile on his even sweeter face, a smile that he had previously thought had been reserved for him only. And those beautiful dark eyes were turned up and were gazing at the other boy with what almost looked like a sense of awe and wonder.

When his speech was finished, he bowed to the class and the teacher directed him towards an empty seat in the back. And as Jirou Nakamura made his way towards his seat and passed by Taiki Kayashima, continuing to grin all the while, he gave a slight nod to the black haired boy, who quickly nodded back. And Shuichi Nakatsu's mouth fell open.

What. The. Hell.

Chapter 1 - END

Thanks for reading! Anyway... the last chapter of Homo Janai Part II was uploaded nearly TWO YEARS ago. How the hell did that happen? Makes me feel so old. Anyway, I was just randomly struck by this urge today, grabbed a piece of paper and a pen... and it just came out like *KABLAM*. Been so long since I've written anything, let alone fanfiction, so if I'm a little rusty, forgive me. This first chapter was just sort of an introduction, pretty short and kinda boring, but things'll get more interesting I hope.

I wonder if any of my readers from the first Homo Janai and Part II are still around? It's been so long, who knows. Would be great, but hope some new readers will enjoy this as well. :)

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