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Richtofen was ashamed by Dempsey so now….He will show him what gay truly is. But first….

Ingram: okay chaps, today is a free day for most of you, but four of you are going to fight in an apic battle. SOAP! GAZ!PRICE!TAKEO! FIGHT!

Takeo: (stands there.)

IW except for gaz: so boring!

Gaz: FOR TUMBALINATUA! (kills takeo by beheading him, then eating his entrails.)

Ingram: he'll be fixed shortly.

Treyarch camp

Takeo: (with stomach and head bandages sitting in his cot) ow!

Tank: dududududu da deedeee richtofen is gayyyyyyyyyy!

Richtofen: (wearing Harness) Hello DEMPSEY! (puts on rape face)

Tank: shit.

(richtofen starts raping him.)

Tank: get off me!

Richtofen: who ist your daddy!

Tank: stop!

Richtofen: hahahaha!

Tank: owowowow!

Richtofen: apologize!

Tank: what?

Richtofen: I said Apologize!

Tank: okay! For what!

Richtofen: for calling me gay!
Tank: SORRY SORRY! OW MY ASS IS BLEEDING!

Richtofen: whatever

Tank: douche

Takeo: (with camera) hahaha! This sharr get richtofen and that idiot Dempsey kicked off for sure!

Next time:

Ingram: toothpaste!

Macmillan: why?