How Death Note Should Have Ended

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note at all.

Light was standing over L's grave, eating a cupcake and sipping a martini.

"Take that, L! Loser."

All of a sudden, he heard a rumbling noise.

"What the hell?"

SLASH!

Light was on the ground, a knife shoved into his heart. L was standing over him. Smiling, he stole the cupcake and martini.

"Epic pawnage."