A/N: So this is my first fic, and I know that I've changed a lot of stuff according to the plot as well as some of the characters being a bit OOC, but here it is! By the way, this takes place just before Roxas is initiated as number XIII in the organization.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

The organization, now called the Evil Heartless Heart Collecting Nobody Council Organization of Doom, are gathered in the meeting room.

Xemnas: "All right! All right everyone! I have called all of my fellow members of my organization, the Evil Heartless Heart Collecting Nobody Council Organization of Doom, to be gathered here for our weekly meeting where we address our complaints and important goings on. And the meeting is now in session, but first, we must take attendance to make sure all of us are here. I shall call upon my trusted helper, Saix, to take the attendance. Saix?"

Saix steps forward with the attendance sheet.

Saix: "Alright, number two–"

Xemnas: "Saix! What are you doing? You've forgotten number one! The most important one! Me!"

Saix: "But we all know that you're here."

Xemnas: "Yes, Saix, I am here, but you still need to read my name and number off that list so everyone else know that I am here."

Saix: "But– "

Xemnas: "Saix! Address me!"

Saix: "Okay fine then. Number one, Xemnas–"

Xemnas: "Glorious Kingdom Hearts! I am here! Saix, why did you ask me if I was here? I'm the one who organized this meeting in the first place as the leader of the organization. Of course I would be here."

Saix facepalms, but continues nonetheless.

Saix: "Number two, Xigbar?"

Xigbar decides to joke around as he snickers.

Xigbar: "I'm not here!"

Saix does not find it funny, nor does he fall for it.

Saix: "Xigbar is here."

He marks Xigbar as 'here' on his attendance sheet.

Xemnas: "Saix! Did you not just hear him? He said he wasn't here! So mark Xigbar off as 'not here.'"

Xigbar: "Heh, heh…now just sit back and watch the chaos ensue. I'm out.

He starts to leave, but Xaldin, who is sitting next to him drags him back to his seat.

Xaldin: "Oh, no you don't. You always do this. Always! And it's pissing me off that we have to sit through this whole attendance thing every single time because of you. You're staying here."

Saix: "Superior, Xigbar is here."

Xemnas: "But he just said he wasn't here."

Xigbar: "Okay, fine, dude, I was just kidding."

Xemnas: "Just kidding about what? Saix, write down that Xigbar is here."

Saix: "I've already done that, Superior."

Xemnas: "Alright, good, now continue."

Saix: "Number three, Xaldin–"

Xaldin: "I'm here! Now just get on with it!"

Saix: "Number four–"

Xemnas: "Saix! Is Xigbar here?"

Xigbar: "Yes, I am."

Xemnas: "I was asking Saix, Xigbar. Don't answer other people's questions."

Saix: "Number four, Vexen?"

Vexen: "Here."

Xemnas: "Saix! You haven't answered my question!"

Saix: "Xemnas, Xigbar is here. I'm on number four now."

Xemnas: "No, Saix, go back to number two."

Vexen: "Excuse me, Superior, but if I may interrupt–"

Xemnas: "No, Vexen, you may not interrupt."

Vexen: "Well, as the oldest member of the organization, I think that since I deserve the utmost respect, we should skip ahead to number four. Me."

Xemnas: "But we don't know if Xigbar is here, yet, so we need to go back to number two."

Xigbar: "Dude! I'm here!"

Xemnas: "You see? He's here. Now we continue."

Saix: "Number four–"

Xemnas: "Saix! Can't you count? We're on number three now!"

Saix: "But Xaldin is here."

Xemnas: "Has he told us that?"

Saix: "Yes."

Xaldin: "Ugh, Xigbar this is all your fault! We never get anything done in these meetings."

Xigbar: "You wouldn't let me leave!"

Xaldin: "That's so you would see how annoying you are!"

Vexen: "Can we just get on with the meeting?"

Saix: "Number four, Vexen?"

Vexen: "Thank you! I'm here."

Saix: "Number five–"

Xemnas: "Saix! You know we don't have a number five!"

Saix: "Yes we do. Lexaeus is sitting right over there."

Xemnas: "Really?"

Saix: "Yes. He's sitting right over there."

Xemnas: "Where?"

Lexaeus: "Here, Superior."

Xemnas jumps back in surprise.

Xemnas: "Who are you? When did we let you into the organization?"

Saix sighs before Xemnas can continue.

Saix: "Number six–"

Xemnas: "Saix! I'm not finished asking number five his question!"

Lexaeus: "I've actually been here ever since the organization was formed. I just choose not to speak much."

Saix: "Number six–"

Xemnas: "Saix! You just interrupted him!"

Saix: "I think he was done, Superior."

Xemnas: "How do you know that?"

Saix: "Never mind. Number six, Zexion?"

Zexion looks up from the large book he is reading.

Zexion: "Saix, I'm sitting right here. You can see me."

Saix: "Well, you need to say that you're here otherwise Xemnas won't go past number six."

Zexion: "I know, Saix. I used to have your job of taking the attendance before we recruited you."

Saix: "Well since you understand my misery, please end it and say 'here.'"

Zexion: "Nah, I just feel like torturing you right now."

Saix: "Zexion–"

Xemnas: "Zexion! Why are you reading?"

Zexion: "Oh, well it's simply because you usually take so long to perform the attendance that I figured I would occupy myself with some quality literature."

Xemnas: "Oh, makes sense."

Saix: "Number–"

Xemnas: "Saix! Zexion hasn't said if he's here yet!"

Saix: "Zexion, please say that you're here."

Zexion: "I'm here."

Saix: "Thank you. Number eight–"

Xemnas: "Saix! What happened to number seven?"

Saix: "Superior, I'm number seven."

Xemnas: "And?"

Saix: "I'm obviously here."

Xemnas: "That doesn't mean you should skip number seven then."

Saix sighs before checking himself off the attendance list.

Saix: "Number seven, Saix, is here."

Xemnas: "You didn't let him say that he is here."

Saix: "I'm here!"

He is beginning to get irritated and Axel, who is sitting near him notices this.

Axel: "Dude, why do you put up with this?"

Saix: "I don't know. But I do."

Xemnas: "Continue."

Saix: "Number eight, Axel?"

Axel: "Why can't Zexion do this? He apparently had this job before you. He's just as competent."

Saix: "I know, but there's something to do with the fact that Xemnas prefers my hair."

Xemnas: "Of course, Saix! Your hair is beautiful! It almost slightly resembles mine! Zexion has emo hair."

Zexion: "Emo hair?"

Xemnas: "Yes. Now where is number eight?"

Axel: "I'm here."

Saix: "Number nine, Demyx?"

Demyx does not hear because he is sleeping in his chair due to the fact that the organization is taking so long to take attendance.

Saix: "Number nine? Demyx?"

Larxene, who is sitting right next to Demyx leans over and kicks him.

Larxene: "Wake up, Waterboy, he's talking to you!"

Demyx shoots up, awake, but confused.

Demyx: "What?"

Saix: "Number nine! Demyx!"

Demyx: "What?...Oh! Yeah! Here!"

Saix: "Demyx, were you sleeping in the meeting again?"

Demyx: "Psh…no."

Larxene: "He was."

Demyx: "Shut up!"

Larxene: "Well, it's true. You were."

Saix: "Anyway…"

Demyx: "Why do you have to be so mean to me?"

Larxene: "Why do you have to be such a jerk?"

Demyx: "I'm not being a jerk!"

Larxene: "Well, you're being annoying!"

Demyx: "Why do I have to sit next to you? I was having a nice nap!"

Saix: "May I continue?"

Larxene: "Xemnas! I have a complaint!"

Marluxia: "Hey! You have to wait until the complaints section of the meeting with everyone else! No early complaints!"

Demyx: "Xemnas! I also have a complaint!"

Marluxia: "And I have about twice as many complaints as both of you, so just shut up and let Saix do the attendance!"

Saix: "Thank you, Marluxia!"

Vexen: "What are you doing thanking him? No one likes Marluxia!"

Marluxia: "No one likes you either."

Vexen: "Respect your elders!"

Larxene: "No one likes anyone here! We all hate each other and it sucks!"

Xemnas: "Silence! Saix, never say thank you to Marluxia again. You know no one likes him. Now continue."

Saix: "Number–"

Axel: "Dude, how are you still sane after all this?"

Saix: "Yet again, I don't know. Possibly the same way Zexion is also still sane."

Axel: "Zexion isn't sane! He's got an evil streak that can be seen a mile away and I know that one day, he's going to use it to unleash an evil terrible tentacled monster of doom on someone."

Zexion: "I'm sitting right here, you know. I can hear your entire conversation."

Axel: "You see? He's evil!"

Luxord: "Oh bloody hell! I haven't been saying anything this whole time because I was sure that something like this wouldn't happen again."

Zexion: "Well, here's a little tip for you: It does. And it always will. That's why I occupy myself with some quality literature."

Saix: "Number ten, Luxord?"

Luxord: "I'm here. By the way, what book are you reading?"

Zexion: "That's for me to know and for you to find out. It's 'War and Peace' by the way."

Luxord: "But you just said that what you're reading is for you to know and me to find–"

Zexion: "I lied."

Axel: "You see? He's evil!"

Saix: "Number eleven, Marluxia?"

Marluxia: "I'm here, and since we're practically almost done with the attendance, I would like to address my complaint."

Xemnas: "No one cares, number eleven. Stop saying words."

Marluxia: "You see that is my point! Your governing over this organization is a bit lax on many of the other members, but very harsh for some, like me!

Xemnas: "Well I don't care."

Vexen: "He doesn't care, number eleven. Respect your elders."

Marluxia: "Stop saying that."

Saix decides to cut in before anyone can say anything else.

Saix: "Number twelve, Larxene?"

Meanwhile, Larxene and Demyx have been arguing with each other on why they shouldn't sit next to each other.

Larxene: "I'm a little bit busy fighting with Waterboy, here. Can we hold for just a minute?"

Demyx: "Stop! Xemnas! Can I move my seat?"

Xemnas: "No complaints until the complaint section of the meeting."

Luxord: "Can we just get on with it then?"

Xaldin: "These meetings are completely pointless and it's all because of you Xigbar. Xigbar?

He looks around and realizes that Xigbar is not in his chair.

Xaldin: "Oh come on! He left again."

Saix: "Larxene!"

Larxene: "Okay, fine. I'm here."

Xemnas: "Everyone shut up! We have now completed the attendance list and the meeting is now in session!"

Luxord: "Finally!"

Xemnas: "And now, before we move on to the complaints section–"

Marluxia: "What? We have to wait even more?"

Xemnas: "Do not interrupt me. Saix! Tell Marluxia not to interrupt me!"

Saix: "Marluxia please don't interrupt him. It will make our lives so much easier."

Xemnas: "Well anyway, I want you to know that we are going to change our organization's name from The Evil Heartless Heart Collecting Council Organization of Doom."

Axel: "What? But that's such a kick ass name!"

Demyx: "Yeah! We all worked really hard to think of it!"

Zexion: "Well it was mostly me…"

Xemnas: "Well, too bad, Zexion. You have emo hair."

Larxene: "Do you see what I mean here when I say that everyone hates each other here?"

Xemnas: "Number twelve, complaints are for the complaint section only and this is not the complaints section, as I've previously stated. Well anyway, I also wanted to let you know that we have a new member of the organization joining us today."

Luxord: "A new member?"

Xaldin: "Great. That's exactly what we needed."

Xemnas, for some reason, does not notice everyone's sarcasm whatsoever.

Xemnas: "Exactly! And now you are going to meet him."

Larxene: "Him? Xemnas! I thought we talked this over and agreed that the next member we would recruit would be a girl so I wouldn't be the only female here!"

Xemnas: "Saix, tell her that the complaints are for the complaint section only."

Saix: "Larxene, complaints are–"

Larxene: "I know. I heard him the first four times."

Xemnas: "Well anyway, I want you all to meet Roxas!"

He drags Roxas into the meeting room by the shoulders.

Roxas: "Um…hi."

Xemnas: "Everyone say hello to Roxas!"

For some reason, the organization is not very excited.

Everyone: "Hello Roxas."

Roxas realizes that Xemnas still has his hands on his shoulders.

Roxas: "Um…can you stop touching me, please?"

Marluxia: "You can't ask Xemnas to do anything. He won't listen to you."

Xemnas: "Marluxia! That statement is entirely untrue! My fellow members can ask favors of me whenever they want. That simply just doesn't apply to you because we don't like you."

Larxene: "Can we skip to the complaints section then?"

Xemnas: "No! You can't ask me to do anything!"

Roxas: "But you just said–"

Axel: "Well that's just how things work around here. Welcome to the organization."

Xemnas: "Axel! That is some very courteous behavior towards our new member! I'm going to put you in charge of Roxas so you two can become best friends as a plot advancement and maybe we'll actually have two people here in this organization who don't hate each other!"

Axel: "Um…I was being sarcastic…"

Xemnas: "I don't care. Roxas, meet your new best friend, Axel!"

He pushed Roxas onto Axel's seat.

Roxas: "Um…hi, I guess?

Xemnas: "Alright! Now that Roxas has been initiated, we should discuss the changing of our organization's name."

Demyx: "But why does the name have to change?"

Xemnas: "Because now we have thirteen people and everyone knows that we can't have thirteen people in an organization known as the Evil Heartless Heart Collecting Nobody Council Organization of Doom. It just doesn't fit."

Demyx: "But why?"

Xemnas: "Because I said so. I suggest we change the name to Organization Thirteen because we're an organization and there are thirteen of us."

Larxene: "That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!"

Demyx: "Yeah, there's like no thought going into it!"

Larxene: "It's so bad, it's making me actually agree with Demyx on something!"

Xemnas: "You see? It's working!"

Marluxia: "Why don't we make the name look slightly more menacing by writing the thirteen in Roman numerals?"

Xemnas: "That's such a stupid idea, number eleven. Why don't we make the name slightly more menacing by changing the thirteen into Roman numerals? Let's do that!"

Marluxia: "I hate this. One day, I'm going to start my own organization."

Luxord: "Good luck with that."

Axel: "Yeah, dude, no one likes you."

Roxas: "Why don't we like her?"

Axel: "Because he's a guy."

Roxas: "That's a GUY?

Xemnas: "Well, now that we have a new name for our organization and a new member, I think it's only fair that before we move on to the complaints section, we take attendance again."

Everyone: "NO!"

Xemnas: "Saix?"

He shoots an expectant look at Saix who is just as reluctant to take attendance again as everyone else. As he begins to read off the list, he is twitching slightly, fighting the urge not to go berserk.

Saix: "Number one, Xemnas?"

Xemnas: "I'm here."

Saix: "Number two, Xigbar?"

Xaldin: "Oh, he left."

Vexen: "Again?"

Larxene: "Are you serious?"

Xemnas: "Well, since we're not all here, we can no longer continue the meeting, so Meeting adjourned!"

The entire organization groans as they get ready to leave.

Luxord: "Well that was completely pointless! We didn't get to the complaints section!"

Zexion: "I tell you, quality literature helps."

Demyx: "Can me and Larxene still at least change our seats?"

Xemnas: "No. Didn't you just hear me? Meeting adjourned."

They all exit.

A/N: I got a little tired seeing Organization XII, Organization VI, Organization IX, etc. I mean, it would sort of be annoying and confusing to have to keep changing their name every time they got a new member. Also, I thought it would be funnier if they changed the name when Roxas was initiated, but when Xion was initiated and there's FOURTEEN people, the name doesn't change. Maybe I might put up another chapter when Xion gets initiated or something (I promise it won't be as long and annoying as this one was) but that depends on the reviews and what not. And the reason that Xemnas is so annoying? I don't know, I just see him that way...somewhat. Well, thanks for reading! I'd like to hear what you think!