So, this was written on my iPhone in the middle of Arby's while I completely and totally enjoyed my curly fries while teasing the people who follow me on Twitter about it.

Since I'm a nice person and all.

This is to make up for that cruel injustice. Plus my buddy elemenoze asked (demanded) for some fluff, since there isn't enough in the world to prepare us for tomorrow night. And my anon reviewer Michelle totally bribes me with pie for these. So...there.

"Come on Cas, just say it once and you can have one." Dean waved the perfectly seasoned and spiraled curly fry under Cas' nose. Cas scowled at Dean, eyes never leaving the temptation of curly fried goodness.

"I don't want to say it Dean."

"You mean you can't."

"I mean won't." Dean snorted, popped the curly fry into his mouth and grinned at Cas' glare.

An hour later when Sam returned from the library it was to finding Cas sitting on Dean's chest, happily eating curly fries.

"Uh…"

Cas looked over at Sam and said around his mouthful, "Dean is my bitch."

Dean threw his arms up in triumph, "I totally got him to cuss!"

Sam decided not to ask.