(I'm out at my dad's for the weekend with no internet and I'm reading RE 4 self inserts by PikPixie03 and 1wingangel. So of course I end up writing this. I hope you enjoy it!)

Resident Evil 4: Unexpected Drop In!

It's Summer vacation at last here in little 'ol Haven, Texas. It felt like forever since last Summer, and this was my official last Summer with my best friend. Next year her mom is making her transfer back to her old school.

I sighed at the thought.

It was a warm and windy day outside as I laid myself out over the brick walkway of the town library. I was waiting for my driver (My older brother; Blaine) to appear from inside the library. He was checking out some books he was going to use for a end of the term college essay paper. He asked if I wanted to eat lunch with him after he was done, of course I said yes. Anything to get out of the house.

Right across the street was a bakery that sold the best desserts in town. I could smell the scents of their chocolate cake lunch special from where I lounged. A tree branch was just above me, shading the sun from my eyes. Not that I was worried I'd get a tan, I was as white as a sheet of paper. No joke. Also I was as skinny as a twig, at least thats what I've been told. I only weigh 109. But whatever! All I knew was I had the metabolism of a freaking jungle cat!

"Okay Wes your going down!" I yelled as I played Resident Evil 1, DS version. "Come on Chris! Either shoot him or admit your love to him!" I said as I couldn't skip the cutscene. But why would I? Wesker's in it!

Oh! One thing you need to know about me; I'm bonkers for Wesker! But I'm only half fan girl over him. The rest of me looks up to him, I practically idol the guy! So much so I might one day try to take over the world...Or just start wearing sunglasses all the time. Either one. Really I'm a huge Resident Evil fan all together, played every single one of the games. I even have the books as PDF files on my computer. So I knew my share.

But I do like the idea of going head to head with him. Like in a game of chess or something. That would be fun!

"Take this you...tyrant. Okay whatever just die!" I shouted then got to my feet quickly, my blue jeans and leather jacket covered in dirt. But I didn't really care.

"You are dead!"

"Shut up! I'm still perfectly alive and you know it! Darn you Chris for being so slow!" I then slapped the DS shut and stuffed it into my back pocket. It was a new DS light a friend of my brother's had given us. It got an internet hook up any where! Seriously! And

I usually scrolled through my favorite blog website; Tumblr on it.

"Okay...I'm gonna go get a cupcake." I mumbled as I put my hands in my jacket pockets. I then pulled out a few dollars in change and counted it. "This should be enough." I assured myself as I put the money back in my pocket. I then dusted off my pants, my black shirt, leather jacket, and tipped off my sneakers. Right before I started to cross the street I stared at my wrist watch. "Bugger." It was noon on the dot. My brother was taking to long.

With that thought I adjusted my pony tail and glasses before walking across the street. It was a Saturday so there was practically no traffic at all.

The bell rang above the door as I walked into the bakery. Warm smiles greeted me and I smiled back with a nod. I pointed to one of the last cupcakes they had then paid for it. An older woman then handed it to me in a paper sack.

"Thank you, come again."

"I will!" I replied as I walked back outside. I then headed back across the street and toward the picnic area beside the library. Huge oak trees towered over the metal tables as I sat down and opened the sack. I got one bite of the cupcake then heard footsteps.

Thinking it was my brother I wrapped the cupcake back up and put it back in the bag. The steps quickened and before I knew it some one gripped my waist and pulled me out from where I was sitting.

My green eyes widened and I felt my heart begin to race. 'I'm being kidnapped! Or worse...rapped! NO! NO NO NO NO NO! I will not let my mom's warnings be right!'

The guy twisted his large muscular arm around my waist and pinned my arms to my side and as I was about to open my mouth he covered it with his other hand.

I began to struggle then and still tried to speak. "You've got to be kidding me! I get a freaking cupcake and then I get kidnapped! Thats irony for 'ya!" Although thats what I said, thats not how it came out due to my voice being muffled.

The man then began to drag me away and I struggled more. 'Wait! This won't do any good! I have to focus, don't let my mind go primal. Stay in control! Don't panic!' I then took in a deep breath and took a good whiff of the guy on accident. He smelled like, sweat, gun powder, and cologne. He smelled pretty nice actually.

'Wait! I'm being tugged away by a guy who's kidnapping me and I think he smells nice? God my priorities suck!' I then quickly slammed my foot down on the guys shoes.

"Ah!" The guy yelped and let go of me. I got 3 steps away from him before he reached out and grabbed me again. "Where do you think your going? Uh?"

'Wait! I know that voice!' I turned my head slightly to see the muscular and hunky Jack Krauser, his red beret and everything. 'Oh! My! God! I've lost my mind! Either that or ...my luck SUCKS! A guy from a video game demention came out of know where to screw me over! Reality even hates me.'

Krauser then tightened his grip around me and pulled out a chloroform covered cloth. A kidnappers best friend.

"HEY! NO! WAIT!" Before I could get anything else out the cloth was covering my face. It took only a few seconds for the fumes to cover my senses and force me to unconsciousness. The last thing I saw was Krauser picking me up and throwing me over his shoulder.

"Target captured."

(Okay so for those who know me I'm using my Jamy Boyd character. The green eyed, brunette, with glasses. She's technically a self insert. This is my luck in general. So I guess I'm in a jam. I hope I can survive.)