Rose's pov

we just decieded to let Eddie sing all of the wirde songs he knew for our own entertainment.

"I coudl sing the llama song!" He said.

"You already sang that." We all said.

"Ok fine . . .I'll sing super star!" And thus started the strangeness (a/n i know some of the most screwed up songs by the way i don't know were i learned most of these friends, random youtube videos that come with weird songs for backround music, and one of them from a guy that did a speach at our school . . . not the one that comes up next)

"I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car

I am a superstar and I don't care who you are

I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car

I am a superstar and I don't care who you are

Sttaaarrrr

Got many money honny

My life is funny hony have you seen my car

I know alot of people

I'm a superstar

every body knows me

right from near and far

I got a plane

I love the fame

and I just want you to know

I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car

I am a superstar and I don't care who you are

I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car

I am a superstar and I don't care who you are

I've got a red ferrari

I'm a superstar

I really love to party

am I cool or what"

"or what!" I yelled laughing. He kinda glared at me

"well thats all I know of that one but here is Ohohoh sexy vampire." He said. Oh this should be good

"forgot to wear my cross tonight
I left my garlic at home
It's so dumb but it's so fun
To wander 'round the city alone

I'm runnin', fallin' down
Chase me all around this town
And now you've finally got me
What am I to do?
ohohoh
Sexy vampire,
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood

Oh yeah

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
So do what you want to do
ohohoh
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood

Oh yeah

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need my plasma more than I do.

Hey you wanna stop for a drink or two
And maybe for a disco break here
We'll party all night until the sun comes up
You could say I'm raising the stakes.

I'm runnin', fallin' down
Chase me all around this town
And now you've finally got me
What am I to do?
ohohoh
Sexy vampire,
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood

Oh yeah

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
So do what you want to do
ohohoh
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood

Oh yeah

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need my plasma more than I do." He was smiling happily.

"Why do you like him?" I wispered to Mia.

"You know he isn't uslaly like this." she wispered back.

"But still."

"Ok next is the patrolium jelly song." Ok thats just redicules. "BTW" did he actaly just say btw? "Patrolium jelly is vasaline."

Then he started singing.

"Some people like grape jelly

some people like appel jelly

some people like strawbary jelly

but the only jelly that I want in my belly is patrolium jelly!" That is just gross.

"Thats it?" Dimitri asked looking very hopefull for it to be over.

"If there is more I don't know it. Ok next is the ten secant song." What kind of song name was that.

"I just wased ten secants of your lifffe." He sang. Sure enough that took ten secants. (a/n my friend had that on her mp3 player and showed it to me last year . . . it was sung so it counts as a song)

"Ok next carmel dancen."

"are you ready to join us now?

Hands in the air, we will show you how.

Come and try,

Caramell will be your guide (be your guide)

So come and move your hips sing

Oa-ah-ah

Look at you two hips do it

La-la-la

You and me, can sing this melody

Owah-owah-ah-oh

Dance to the beat,

Wave your hands together

Come feel the heat, forever and forever.

Listen and Learn

It is time for prancing,

Now we are here with Caramel Dancing

O-o-owah-owah

O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh

O-o-owah-owah

O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh

From Sweden to Uk, we will bring our song.

Australia, USA, and you people at Hong Kong

They have heard,

This means all around the world.

O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh

Now come on and move your hips singing

Oa-ah-ah

Look at you two hips do it

La-la-la

You and me, can sing this melody

So come and

Dance to the beat

Wave your hands together

Come feel the heat, forever and forever.

Listen and Learn

It is time for prancing,

Now we are here with Caramel Dancing

Dance to the beat

Wave your hands together

Come feel the heat, forever and forever.

Listen and Learn

It is time for prancing,

Now we are here with Caramel Dancing

O-o-owah-owah

O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh

O-o-owah-owah

O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh

So come and

Dance to the beat

Wave your hands together

Come feel the heat, forever and forever.

Listen and Learn

It is time for prancing,

Now we are here with Caramel Dancing

Dance to the beat

Wave your hands together

Come feel the heat, forever and forever.

Listen and Learn

It is time for prancing,

Now we are here with Caramel Dancing"

"I know more but I don't think you guys want to hear them."

"No!" "Nope." "Why would I." "Lame" "that was kinda cool."

We all turned to Mia who had said that. "LIES!" I yelled.

"Don't yell at my girlfriend!" Eddie said. I think Mia fainted . . .