Sorceress of Shadows: Read Termina Fever first. I said so.

Link: Whatever...Sorceress does not own Zelda...

Dark Link: Right...OOH! COOKIES! Mmm...

Link:Everytime I see him now, I wonder what you did to him, Sorceress.

Sorceress: Um...well, it wasn't because I gave him coffee. No siree. We all know Dark Link would never yield to temptation that way! Except for the one time when I gave him coffee...it was pretty recently, actually...like a couple of hours ago...

Link: (Sighs) Why hasn't Ganondorf hired you yet?

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Return To Me

A Termina Fever Poem

You were dying

I was never crying,

Was I lying?

Hiding the truth?

A few days you held on, wracked with pain,

Going through it all again,

Crying out my name,

Begging me to stay,

Just a few more minutes,

Fate's cruel, isn't it?

Why did you leave me?

How can it be,

That we'll never have each other?

A few short days,

Were made months and years,

And I tried to allay,

Every one of your fears

But what was it for?

In the end you'd be gone,

What's the point,

What's the purpose,

If everything's wrong?

I know you're not here,

Are you there?

Are you near?

I know I'm not right,

I'm out of my mind,

But how do I go on,

Without you at my side?

You were my whole world,

My life, my love,

My sweet dark angel,

Sent from above,

I tried so hard,

To make you stay

Love's eternal, some say,

I wonder, looking up at a star,

Have they ever felt the pain,

Of being so close,

And yet so far?

Please come back...

Don't leave me alone

For without you I can't think,

Without you I can't see,

Dark Link...

Return to me.

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Dark Link and Sorceress: (Crying)

Link: Um...there, there...

Dark Link: WHY'D YOU KILL ME?

Sorceress: WHY'D I KILL YOU?

Link: This is a bit awkward...review?