For those who wanted another chapter, here you are. Now while I wouldn't normally bother making a chapter for a story that is already finished; I decided to go on a limb and post the first chapter from my "Nazi Zombies: Alternate - Side Stories" to this series, as a... prelude... or something. (Is that what a chapter is called after 'the main story is finished? I should research it just to make sure.)

So, in case you all out there don't know if "Nazi Zombies: Alternate - Side Stories" has a plot or not, it doesn't. These are all just a bunch of one shots that have little to do with anything related to the Nazi Zombies storyline. Mostly it's there just to take the piss out of things that I find annoying or what I think is funny.

...Anyway, that's enough out of me 'cos I'm sure you all want to read this; so...

Spyash2 OUT!

Nazi Zombies: Alternate

Side stories: The Closet

It seemed like a nice peaceful day for everyone in the Theatre, Akio was off god-knows-where with everyone else. Somehow she managed to convince both Takeo and Nikolai to guide her and the others around, while Dempsey and Richtofen were in the dressing room. Being mid-day and bored out of his mind Richtofen decided to do what he does best: Annoying the hell out of Tank Dempsey. And tricked him by getting him inside a closet and locking him inside', normally he would have thought doing such a thing would be childish, but there wasn't any of his 'children' around so he did the next best thing.

And now said Nazi was standing in front of the now barricaded and locked closet door, with a triumphant grin on his face. And Dempsey was pounding furiously against the wooden door, his insults and the raging tone he shouted in was muffled greatly by the door.

"I swear to god Richtofen that if you don't open this fucking door, I will shove my Bowie knife so far up your rotten and pale ass that you won't be sitting or shitting for months!" Tank threatened. Saying that Tank is angry was one way of putting it. But the truth was; Tank was somewhere between being borderline furious – too going on a killing spree.

Richtofen however was not concerned, as he was not the one trapped. "Ha remember vhat you said Dempsey?" He sneered, full knowing that Tank couldn't see him; but felt like doing it anyway. "Zhat if you vere locked in a closet zhat you vould 'hurt me. Bad'?"

The pounding abruptly stopped. An awkward silence and a second later Richtofen raised a curious brow. Had Tank given up? Or was he just resting his hands, either way that door had a single plank of wood covering it, there was no way he was getting out of there soon. But Tank being this quiet was a call for concern; the Doc knew that Dempsey was a loud mouth. So why did he stop?

Curious to find out why Richtofen walked to the door and pressed his ear against the wood.. The moment he did that however he jumped back, letting out a womanly squeal of horror as a suddenly fist busted through the wood. Sending splinters everywhere. Richtofen clutched his chest as he breathed heavily; that little stunt Dempsey pulled nearly gave him a heart attack. Still sent a surprised glance towards the door, only to see a dust covered boot breaking the door in half.

Pushing the handle side of the door to the ground Dempsey growled and gave Richtofen the most bat-shitting - I'm going to fucking end you - glare he had and took off running as if his life depended on it.

"Just you wait Richtofen! When this is over I'm so going to kick you're ass!" Tank yelled, his voice echoing off the walls.

Richtofen watched his retreating form with a look of disbelief, not believing what he had seen with his own eyes. He blinked and scratched the side of his face in confusion. "Vhat did he mean by: Vhen zhis is ov-" He paused mid-sentence after his eyes laid on the broken door of the closet that Dempsey was trapped in.

There was a horde of zombified Nazi's piling out of the tiny room, and seeing the huge amount of them before his very eyes – coming out of a closet of all things – defied the laws of physics... Was that even right?

So seeing this, and knowing that they were hungry for living flesh, the logical thing Richtofen would have done is throwing a grenade and jumping in the remains. Since he wasn't right in the head he was still smart. But at the moment his brain wasn't working; the normal blood lust that he'd feel when the zombies attacked was not there.

So Richtofen did the only thing that a normal person would do – He screamed like a little girl and ran away. Something that was so unRichtofen like.

Then he had recalled something Dempsey said to him when they got back to their reality, with Laura and the girls.

"Just so we're clear doc; if I ever find myself trapped in a closet that is completely full of zombies. I'm going to hurt you. Bad."Dempsey's voice echoed in Richtofen's head.

Richtofen knew from that moment that he was completely and utterly fucked.