When Will They Learn

A/N: For A Sirius crush on Moony's 'The Opposites Challenge'. I decided to try out the present tense most of the way through! GOF. OOC most of the way through.

Fred Weasley is sat in the common room doing his homework with Hermione Granger. He has to get it right. He must become a prefect next year. If he doesn't he will never hear the end of it from his best friend and brother, Percy. He has already completed this homework but his stupid twin brother has ruined it in one of his stupid pranks! How annoying! Why is he in this family! The only one who thinks right is Percy. His sister is too caught up with boys, Ronald doesn't care much about school... Bill and Charlie go and get really strange jobs! What next? He plans to get a job with Percy at the ministry. Hopefully everything will go to plan. If not he will become successful in another way. George is planning to start a joke shop with his friend Lee. How stupid! What kind of an idiot thinks that that will get them anywhere? His idiot twin of course! Fred tries and tries to get him to see... but he just can't. He doesn't know why. School is interesting really. History of Magic is amazing! Defence Against the Dark Arts gets a little over the top sometimes though... they should do more written work. Yes, that would be good.

A few minutes later... (or is it straight away?), Fred finishes his homework and leaves the common room to study in the library. He walks past George and Lee on the way.

"Hi Fred" George says.

"Can't talk now George. I have to study"

"Ugghhh you are sooo like Percy" Lee says.

"Why, thank you Lee. I do try" Fred smiles.

With that, Fred hurry's off to the library. Once he gets there he sits down in a corner and picks a book to read. This will be fun! As he reads it he thinks about when he will work at the ministry. Now that will be a lot more fun than this. But no that fun! He must not let it get in the way of work. Defiantly not. As he turns the pages he thinks more and more about working and being at the ministry every day!

"Hey Fred"

"Oh! Hello Ginny... not with any boys I see"

"Uhh... no. Why are you studying now?"

"Because I have no homework to do"

"Ah" Ginny walks away.

Oh, when will she learn? Life's not all about boys! Fred thinks.

Later on when Fred is in the common room something happens. He hears a noise behind him. He turns around. All the teachers are coming to him like zombies giving him extra homework. It's scary but he is extremely pleased. Then they give him a prefect badge and say he is becoming a prefect early. He is even happier. But this was scary? No! No it wasn't. It was amazing. He looks down at the badge. It is scary!

Fred sat up in bed quickly. He looked at the bedside table. No prefect badge. He looked under his bed, loads of Weasley products.

Thank the bloody gods! IT WAS A DREAM!

A/N: Sorry if it was too OOC. I'm high on Easter eggs. REVIEW! PWEEESEE!