The Young and the Spaceless.

By:Chris not Kriss. yes I am a girl.

Insperation:Herkerber. so I give full credit to her. her idea her story, just my account.

"God dammit!" I screamed I glared at the screen of my tv as it said that i had to restart the freaking mission all over again! Another hour passed and I still hadent gotten any further. Suddenly I lost my cool "Just fricken die all ready!

Before my sentence was finished I heard my meister scream "Shut up Soul! Some of us actually like to sleep." I cringed as her door opened and closed unaturally loud. I could still hear Maka as her small frome caused the apartment to shake from stomping. I continued o play Halo and waited for Maka to finish her shower.

When Maka finally got out, I had beaten the boss and was walking through another alien invested forest. I suddenly sensed that Maka had sat down next to me, when of course a bunch of aliens swarmed around my animated figure.

I vaguly heard Maka cheerfully say "Good morning Soul." my replie much to my dismay was a grunt of frustration and recognition, Not cool.

There was silence, except for the thuds and greatly under estimated gun shots filled the air. "Hey Soul?" Maka's voice made me slightly jump needless to say not cool. While Maka continued to talk to me I thought only about the video game that I played with only a few words actually reaching my ears like 'Breakfast' 'School' 'Test' and then she said the two words I hate the worst "MAKA CHOP!" my skull caved slightly from that book that she always seemed to have on her. Soul thought about where she might hide it... then he shook his head it wasn't cool to think about Maka like that.

"Were you even listening to me at all? No of course not! Well if you wont listen then at least scoot over so I can have some room to sit!" once Maka had stopped yelling I continued playing my game "Why *gunshot* dont *gunshot* you find *pistol whip* your own *game music* seat." I smiled victoriously as I kicked some alien butt.

Then Maka's small hands were attemping to push me with her small delicate hands "What the hell I said go find your own seat! are you as deaf as you are chestless!" My voice was loud and angry. I wasn't angry at her but at the aliens that were starting to turn the tables in that stupid video game.

Thats when I heard Maka's 'Im gonna kill you scream' "SOUL YOU JERK!" At that moment I realized that I was gonna get my butt kicked by a girl, a girl named Maka... Not cool. Maka then knocked me over and on to my side even from this angle I could still see the sideways looking T.V. screen. Ha I was fighting for my dignity in the real and game world. Isn't there a rule against five and a Maka to one...

Finally I was in a semi upright postion, and what I did next was sooo uncool-do not try this at home for fear of dangerous uncoolness- I shoved Maka with my shoulder which took much less power than I thought it would causing me to fall on top of her as well. The remote control flew out of my hands bouncing off the tv and flying out the window- damn cordless- Meanwhile Maka was trying to push me off. Unfourtanetly her arms slipped causing our legs to become tangled together and one of my arms wrapped protectivly around her torso, the other behind her her head.

I took in acount my and Maka's close proximity of their faces. My first instinct was to close the gap and take control of her soft looking lips. My second instinct was to get away as fast as I could. The result; We sat there frozen, and just to kick off my morning; Blair walked in. NOT cool.

End of chapter one! Plez R&R