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38. Ya scrub up well Munchkin

6:03 pm

'GEORGIA, HONEY! DAVE'S HERE TO PICK YOU UP!'

'HURRY UP, KITTYKAT! WE MUST BE AWAY ON A LAUGHING CAMEL!'

Eek... Dave's here.

'I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN!'

1 minute later

Pulling the last of the curlers out my hair.

It's full of bounciosity tonight. With tres dramatic makeup: dark smoky eye shadow, black eyeliner, several coats of mascara, foundation, bronzer, blush and pale lippy.

It all goes perfectly with my purple princess dress, which my nunga-nungas are firmly taped into.

Not escaping tonight girls... Even if the Hornmeister would like that to be the case.

1 minute later

Packing Mutti's little black clutch bag.

Lippy.

Powder.

Tissues.

Camera

... And mobile.

Fab. That's everything.

15 minutes later

Dave appeared in the doorway. 'Kittykat, what are...? Phwoar.'

Turned to face Dave.

Core... My Davey scrubs up well.

Hehe. He looks jelliod.

'I'm coming.' I walked over to Dave and took his hand.

He took a second to compose himself before twirling me.

'Kittykat is gorgey.' I smiled.

'The Hornmeister doesn't look bad himself.'

1 minute later

Leading the Hornmeister down the stairs.

Vati and Mutti are stood at the bottom.

'Ya scrub up well Munchkin.' Charming Vati... Just Charming.

Mutti hit him. 'BOB! You look wonderful Georgia.' That's better.

2 minutes later

Vati took pictures of me and the Hornmeister.

Davey brought me a flowery thingy. It's to wear around my wrist.

Jane told Dave that it is traditional in Hamburger-a-gogo land.

1 minute later

Mutti keeps saying Dave looks vair handsome.

I pulled the Hornmeister out the door.

... Before Mutti could start with sticky eyes.

6:20 pm

Millie is dropping us off at Stalag 14.

Dave is really vair gorgey in his suit.

It's black with a white shirt and dark purple bow tie and waist band thingy.

I sat in the back of Millie's car staring at Davey. He laughed.

'Couldn't Kittykat find a bigger dress?' I smiled.

My dress filled the space in the back of Millie's little car.

'Non...' We both laughed like loons.

'The Biscuit thinks Kittykat looks beautiful. He likes this dress vair much.'

Cheeky Cat is staring at my nungas.

5 minutes later, Stalag 14

Dave helped moi out of the car. Such a gentleman.

'Thank you, Hornmeister. You're such a gentleman.'

'Anything for Mrs. Laugh.' I smiled.

1 minute later

Walking to the sports hall. Holding Davey's hand.

He looks vair awkward walking along in a suit.

I laughed. 'You look weird in your suit, Hornmeister. A naice weird... but weird all the same.'

He raised his eyebrows. 'I feel utterly poncey. Like Charles.' I smiled.

'I think the Hornmeister looks kind of gorgey.'

Dave raised his eyebrows higher. 'Do I give Kittykat the horn?'

I laughed. Dave always gives moi the horn.

'Dave, you always give me the horn.'

1 minute later

Snogging Dave. Number 6.

We didn't even make it to the sports hall.

4 minutes later

'Ooo-err... What do we have here?' Rollo and Jools.

Wow... Jools looks really pretty tonight.

'Hmmm... Think I may have to nick your date Rolland. Jools looks vair gorgey.'

Jools laughed. Rollo just looked tres shocked.

'Thanks Gee. You look naice too.'

Dave wrapped his arms around my waist.

'Kittykat is mine, so eyes off Julia.' I laughed.

1 minute later, The Sports Hall

Gadzooks... Sven is wearing a full fur suit with a red shirt.

Dave laughed so much. I thought the Biscuit might pee on the floor.

RoRo looked marvy too.

I told her. 'RoRo, you look particularly naice tonight.'

RoRo gave moi a dodgy look. 'Is the lessie trying to entice moi?'

I raised my eyebrows. Can't I say my pally looks naice without being a lessie?

6:37 pm

The rest of the Ace Gang arrived.

Jas hugged me. 'GEE! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!'

I pushed her away. 'Get off lessie.'

She frowned, so I hugged her again. 'Only joking Jas. You look fab too.'

Jas smiled widely before dragging Hunky off to get drinks.

2 minutes later

The Ace Gang had agreed that we all looked utterly fab.

We sat a one of the tables.

Dave nicked my camera to take photos.

10 minutes later

We took lots of photos.

And Kittykat's horn partner is being a laugh in all of them.

Well... Not the one of moi and him. The Biscuit took that seriously.

6:58 pm

We have to vote for Ice King and Queen of the Ball.

Hmmm... Who do I vote for?

1 minute later

Looking over Davey's shoulder. Figures.

He wrote Darren Powers for Ice King.

And Slim for Ice Queen.

Darren's going to kill the Hornmeister.

4 minutes later

Moi voted for RoRo and Sven.

... Because they're the Viking King and Queen.

The rest of the Ace Gang won't tell Kittykat who they voted for.

Bet Wet Lindsey wins. I feel vair sorry for the Ice King. Hehe.

1 minute later

Hmmm... The Biscuit is up to something.

He and Rollo have wondered off.

Jools sighed. 'They're going to get themselves kicked out.'

'Nah... Darren would never kick them out.'

'Suppose. Shall we dance?'

1 minute later

On the dance floor with the rest of the Ace Gang.

4 minutes later

RoRo brought the bison horns.

Practicing for Sven and RoRo's wedding in eighteen years time.

Jas fell over. Dragging Ellen with her.

The Viking bison disco inferno isn't so vair easy wearing heels.

1 minute later

Hunky and Dec to the rescue.

'Are you okay, Po?' Jas has turned into Mrs. Huffy Knickers.

She didn't want to dance with the Ace Gang anymore.

Dec was hilarious. 'El... Ellen... are... like... well... you... okay?'

Dec tried to help Ellen up, but fell on top of her.

Jools and I laughed. 'Ooo-err Dec...'

'Save some of later.' Jools is such a minx.

Dec went bright red.

7:12 pm

Getting a drink.

Why is the Hornmeister is sitting under the table?

'Da...'

'Kittykat. You'll give away the Biscuit's position.'

What has moi's horn partner done now?

2 minutes later

Dave has found himself a new hiding place.

He called it tres tres genius.

Have you loons guessed were it is yet?

Allow Kittykat to enlighten your fragile minds.

It's Kittykat's dress. Dave is sat under moi's dress.

'Don't move Kittykat.'

'Dave this isn't going to work. '

'Arr... That be where Kittykat is incorrect.'

'What did the Hornmeister do?'

'We just glued Darren to his seat.'

'Dave, that's not vair naice.'

Ekk... I'm turning into Jazzy Spazzy.

Dave laughed. 'Did the Biscuit climb under the wrong skirt again?'

What? Why the Biscuit say again?

'Chill Sex Kitten... We glued Slim to her chair too.'

2 minutes later

Laughing like a totally loon on mega loon tablets.

Damn... Darren saw me. He still has the chair glue to his botty.

'Georgia. Have you seen David?'

'No. He went off with Rollo.'

Darren raised his eyebrows at me.

1 minute later

Darren knows that Dave is under my dress.

Dave sneezed. Fab.

'David. Give me the solvent for the glue.'

Dave came out from under my dress.

'The Vati doesn't have one.'

'Don't be a div. You're not stupid.'

1 minute later

Dave did have a solvent, just in case he leaned in the glue. He handed it to Darren.

'Thank you... Now bugger off. I don't want any more pranks out of you tonight.'

Dave nodded, before giving Darren a quick salute.

7:31 pm

'Kittykat's nunga-nungas are giving the Biscuit the horn.'

We were dancing, so my nungas were jiggling about.

I raised my eyebrows. 'Not now Hornmeister.'

1 minute later

The Hornmeister has nicked Kittykat's camera to take photos.

Hmmm... Photos of Kittykat's nungas. Cheeky cat.

8:02 pm

Dave wants some fresh air.

1 minute later

We walked along the empty corridors.

Stalag 14 is vair scary at night.

I held Dave's hand tightly. He laughed.

'Foxwoods is haunted. The Biscuit's going to join the ghosties, if he becomes a ghost.'

I laughed. 'You're going to give Kittykat nightmares.'

'Kittykat, can stay the night at the Biscuit's house if she's scared?'

Ooo... That would be nice. Dave laughed.

'Georgia. You just said that out loud.' I turned red.

1 minute later

Snogging the Hornmeister in an empty classroom. Number 7.

9:05 pm

Jazzy Spazzy interrupted our snogging extravaganza.

'Erm... they... like... well about to... like... announce... Ice... King and... erm... Queen.'

The Voley One look tres tres embarrassed. Dave laughed.

'Five more minutes.' I raised my eyebrows.

'Later.' The Biscuit smiled cheekily.

1 minute later, Results for Ice King and Queen

Slim and Darren are announcing the results. 'It would normally be ladies first, but as Foxwoods is our guest tonight. I shall be letting Mr. Powers announces the Ice King first.'

Darren took over. 'I'm dreading to see what's in this envelope. It doesn't make the winner royalty, so I don't want a Drama Queen in school tomorrow. They're not allowed to order their peers about.'

1 minute later

Darren opened the envelope.

'And the Ice King is... Dave.'

What? Dave. My Hornmeister.

The Hornmeister went to collect his crown.

1 minute later

Darren placed the crown on Dave's head. Dave laughed.

'Can't get enough of the Biscuit?'

Darren raised his eyebrows. 'Should have rigged the result.'

Ekk... The Ace Gang and Barmy Army are staring at Kittykat.

'What?' RoRo laughed.

'What is Kittykat to do if the Wet one wins?'

1 minute later

Gadzooks... What if Lindsey did win?

She'd be the Biscuit's queen. I gulped.

2 minutes later

'And now to see the result for Ice Queen...'

9:12 pm

'Georgia.' Ekk... That's me.

1 minute later

Dave laughed. 'Kittykat... Come be crowned.'

What? Oops. I'm supposed to collect my crown.

1 minute later

Slim placed the tiara on my head.

'SNOG! SNOG! SNOG! SNOG!'

I'm going to kill Rosie.

1 minute later

Ekk... Now everyone's shouting.

'SNOG! SNOG! SNOG!' Dave laughed.

'Is Kittykat going to snog her King?'

2 minutes later

Snogging Dave. Number 4.

Everyone cheered.

9:21 pm

The Barmy Army dropped to their knees at Dave's feet.

'The Knights of the Pants Table may stand before their King.'

Dave is enjoying this far too much.

7 minutes later

Dave is sat on his throne, aka Spotty Norman on all fours.

The Barmy Army made Spotty Norman be the throne.

I'm sat on the Hornmeister's lap. 'Davey, do we have to sit on Norman?'

Dave raised his eyebrows at me.

I raised mine higher.

1 minute later

Dancing with Dave.

'Kittykat should bring that sexy lingerie set over to the Biscuit's house.'

I raised my eyebrows again. 'In your dreams, Hornmeister.'

'Arr... But Kittykat rarely wears anything in the Biscuit's dreams.'

'You're such a tart. Trying to entice Kittykat in public.'

Dave winked at me.

9:47 pm

Dave got us drinks.

We sat down with the rest of the Ace Gang.

RoRo and Sven have already gone home.

The Barmy Army enjoyed making innuendos out of the news.

So childish... Hehe.

3 minutes later

Gossing to the Ace Gang.

We're having a sleepover at moi's place next week. It's going to be utterly fab.

We're going to goss about the Barmy Army, paint each other's nails and look at cute blokes in magazines.

A totally marvy night, if I do say so myself.

11:06 pm

Gadzooks... Slim is utterly piddled.

And by that I mean she's been on the vino tinto.

5 minutes later

She's just kissed Darren.

Everyone laughed like loons.

Poor Darren. He looked ready to have a nervy b.

1 minute later

Herr Kamyer took Slim home.

Not like that you prats.

He drove her to her house. Made sure she got in.

... And didn't attack the next gorgey bloke she saw.

11:10 pm

Dave went to see if Darren was okay.

Awww... The Hornmeister cares about his headmaster really.

12:39 pm

Slow dancing with Dave. The rest of the Ace Gang are dancing with their betrothed.

It has been a marvy night. I think the Hornmeister has a trip up the snogging scale planned later. He told Kittykat that we'll have the Biscuit's house to ourselves. I'd call Dave a minx.

'But Kittykat likes... So she be a minx too.' I'd flushed red.

Kittykat did like vair much, but she wouldn't admit it.

1 minute later

I watched Jools talking to Rollo over Dave's shoulder.

'You think Gee and Dave will last.' Rollo twirled her.

'Jools you worry about such silly things.'

'I don't.'

'Yeah you do Baby.'

1 minute later

Dave's shoelaces had come untied.

He tripped. I fell straight on top of him.

Hitting him in the face with my nunga-nungas.

Rollo and Jools were still dancing near us.

Rollo laughed like a loon on loon tablets.

'Gosh are you two okay?' Jools sounded really concerned as I climbed off of Dave.

Rollo's still laughing. 'Of course they're alright... Because that is how Mr. and Mrs. Laugh do it.'

I helped Dave to his feet.

'Is the Hornmeister okay?'

'Nrrrghh...' That's my Dave.

A.N.Gadzooks... It's done. I hope you all loved the ending. Don't forget to review. I'd like to thank everyone who has reviewed for their support and suggestions. I will be starting the sequel soon after a well deserved break. It is already on my profile with a preview of the first chapter. It's called '... And so Kittykat is the only loon in my cosmic bowl'. I can't believe 'Because that is how Mr. and Mrs. Laugh do it.' is finally finished. Love RoxannetheLaugh...

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